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Logan: ...what?
Virgil: He has an idea
Patton: Will he be okay??
Virgil: Hard to say, Roman's never had one before.
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Roman: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... like a headache but with pictures!
Logan: ...what?
Virgil: He has an idea
Patton: Will he be okay??
Virgil: Hard to say, Roman's never had one before.

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Roman: whose turn is it to give the peptalk?
Patton: it's janus' turn
Janus: fuck shit up out there but don't die
Virgil, wiping away a tear: inspirational.
Logan: Remus, I'm-
Logan:
Logan: why is our marriage certificate on fire?
Remus: good luck trying to return me without the receipt
Patton: how much sleep do you guys get?
Logan: I get the optimal eight hours.
Roman: a prince needs his beauty rest!
Janus: well...
Remus: I sleep with my toes in mustard!!
Virgil:
Virgil, shrugging: sometimes my eyes close when i sneeze
Patton: remus? why aren't you wearing a shirt??
Remus, proudly: can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one

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Patton, in his dad voice: roman, did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Roman, panicking: n...no..
Patton: I can see the white powder on your pants, mister
Roman:
Roman: that's cocaine.
Virgil: me trying to calm down by lighting some incense only to find out they were actually sparklers is so painfully on brand.
Roman: i mastered the blade so you have a man that can protect you
Virgil: nothing's sexier than a man that can put me out of my misery
Remus: *points at roman* fuck you.
Remus: *points at logan and puts a quarter in the swear jar* fuck you.
Remus: *points at janus* fuck me
Remus: *points at patton* not allowed to swear at you so uh hi
Police: you're being arrested for reckless driving by having three people on one moped
Roman: god damn it
Roman:
Roman: wait three?
Police: ...yes, three.
Virgil: oh my god
Remus: JANUS FUCKING FELL OFF

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Patton, concerned: what happened, kiddo? what'd you do?
Roman: something bad. i don't want to talk about it.
Janus: thank god, 'cause i didn't want to hear about it
Janus: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Patton: >:O language
Roman: yeah watch your fucking language
Remus: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROMAN THE FUCK WORD
Virgil: 'the fuck word'
Logan: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time
Roman: oh my god he censored it
Virgil: say fuck logan
Remus: do it, logan. say fuck.
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does he say it?? :eyes:
only to remus, because nobody will ever believe him
Remus: am i going too far?
Janus: no, no, no. you went too far seven hours ago. now you're going to prison
Thomas: where is virgil???
Roman: i got this
Roman, shouting: IT REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT HUH
*distant footsteps booking it down the stairs at an alarming speed*
Virgil: IT REALLY DO
Virgil: why do you put up with remus??
Janus: oh uh, you know, because we're friends
Virgil: why
Janus: wow, you ask really hard questions. look, i know he can be aggravating, but what you have to remember is he's not doing it on purpose, it's just how he is. but he's also loyal and trustworthy and we have fun together
Virgil: you know you're describing a dog, right?
Janus: he did bite me once, but in his defense, i came up behind him while he was eating
Virgil: yeah, they hate that

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Remus: man, this party is boring
Virgil: remus. we're at a funeral.
Janus: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Patton: >:O language
Roman: yeah watch your fucking language
Remus: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROMAN THE FUCK WORD
Virgil: 'the fuck word'
Logan: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time
Roman: oh my god he censored it
Virgil: say fuck logan
Remus: do it, logan. say fuck.