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Love Begins
Not today Justin
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Cosmic Funnies
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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ojovivo
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
Noah Kahan
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This post is so undeniably Patton I’m obsessed
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janus is objectively the hottest side because how does he have chemistry with EVERYONE. this man is casually walking around with a jilted ex he still has crazy tension with, a homoerotic enemy only he understands, a loving husband, an intellectual match, and a feral bastard who wants him carnally. no one is doing it like him
Patton: Hydrate so you don’t die-drate
Virgil: *pulls out bleach* hydrate until you die-drate
Roman: We need to talk about the kiss
Virgil: No
Roman: You kissed me back
Virgil: I was pushing you away
Roman: With your lips?
Roman: It’s okay, everything is going to plan
Logan: You’re never allowed to make the plan again

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Patton: It could have gone worse
Virgil: How
Patton: You could have driven the car into the fire you started instead of the wall
Remus: This push pop is really good
Logan: That’s a glue stick
Logan: no more learning experiences please I’m smart enough
Virgil: I don’t like spending time with Janus
Virgil: He keeps talking about his feelings
Roman: Janus has feelings?
Virgil: Murderous ones
Roman: Whenever Virgil is mad at me I tighten all the jars so he’ll need my help
*sound of glass breaking*
Roman: It hasn’t worked yet but I’m hoping

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Janus: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Virgil: Amen
Remus: Except for the herpes that shit’ll come back to haunt you
Logan: Did you buy eggs like I asked
Patton: Even better
Logan: Oh no-
Patton: *holds up chicken* her name is fluffy
Roman: You love me, right logan?
Logan:
Logan: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation but I have a bad feeling about this
Virgil: Patton asked me how I slept last night and I didn’t know whether to say good or okay so I panicked and said gay
Virgil: Then Roman walked by and said “I thought we weren’t telling anyone”
Roman: It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love, and a lifetime to forget someone
Virgil:
Virgil: my dad forgot me in a parking lot once

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Roman: I think Logan’s been reading my diary again
Patton: What makes you say that
Roman: He corrected all of my spelling mistakes
Patton: Studies show you’re cute
Logan: source?
Patton: Me