Virgil: Oh my god... where are my brownies?
Logan: I think I saw Patton with them. why?
Virgil: OH MY GOD......
Patton, high as shit: I feel like a dvd player

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Virgil: Oh my god... where are my brownies?
Logan: I think I saw Patton with them. why?
Virgil: OH MY GOD......
Patton, high as shit: I feel like a dvd player

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Patton: Hey Logan! Matching Logos!!
Logan: Actually you are Pathos.
Roman: if Patton and I were drowning which one of us would you save?
Logan: you two can’t swim?
Roman: no, it’s a hypothetical question. who would you save?
Logan: my time and effort.
Logan: also, Patton
Logan: Tomorrow is my anniversary with Patton. I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast. Can you help orient me with that process?
Roman: I'd be honoured, calculator watch! Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all! So I know you love Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?
Logan: Their components have a long shelf life, they're cost-effective and they're so simple, a child could make them.
Roman: *dramatic sigh* okay, I was looking for more of an emotional connection. For example: My favourite sweets are liquorice spiders because they remind me of Virgil, and every time I eat them when alone I feel like he is with me. What's your story behind a PB&J?
Logan: I want a sandwich. I make a sandwich. I eat the sandwich.
Logan: You know, tickling just doesn’t bother me.
Patton: Those are bold words for someone so close my hands.

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Logan: I have 2 papers due on Friday, 4 AP test to study for and a stack of college applications to fill out.
Patton: so... you don't want to go out with me?
Logan: I will marry you if you get me out of this room.
Patton: deal. I already have a ring
Logan: awesome. wait. what you do?
Patton: yeah! but we can just start with a movie for now. you know work up to the whole marriage thing in a few weeks.
Logan: oh... oh okay...
Patton: There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
Logan: 26
Patton: I forgot U R A Q T
Logan: What?
Patton: Say the letters out loud
Logan:
Logan: How did you forget "a"?
Patton: Logan?
Logan [reading]: hmmm?
Patton: You know that feeling you get when you see someone and your heart skips a beat?
Logan [not looking up from his book]: Yeah, that's called arrhythmia.
Patton:
Logan: You can die from that.