Mar 17, 2024
Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.
Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.
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Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.
Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.
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Horatio: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Hamlet: Fake?
Me desperately trying to hold onto my love for literature:
Shakespeare had the audacity to include so much swordplay in his plays cough, Romeo and Juliet cough and kill off half the gay characters. He just had to make it a tragedy, as if we didn't already have Hamlet to deal with.
I made some Hamlet memes! I don’t know if anyone has done these ones but if not? Here they are!
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Hamlet as Things That Happened in My English Class While Studying Hamlet
(I didn't change any names in the actual dialogue for this)
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Hamlet: (About Claudius) HE'S ALWAYS LIKE "I'M SO GOOD AT SWORDFIGHTING AN-"
Horatio: You're yelling
Hamlet: I DON'T CARE!
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Hamlet: (Continuing to talk about Hamlet's mental decline in front of the class for quite a while after the presentation was supposed to end)
Horatio: That's enough analysis. We should stop now.
Hamlet: Oh, and Hamlet and Horatio were DEFINITELY GAY!
Horatio: (physically dragging him back to his seat) Let's sit down now
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Rosencrantz: (making fun of Hamlet) We should make "ASMR you're Horatio and Hamlet is slowly caressing your elbow"
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horatio: have you ever thought about going to therapy?
hamlet: i tried.
horatio: you tried?
hamlet: the guy told me i probably secretly want to fuck my mom and that's why i'm so mad she married claudius
horatio: whAT?
hamlet: yeah, there was a lot to unpack there but i didn't want to so i just said "i'm gay, bitch" and left
some more incorrect hamlet. keep it together man.
Horatio: *blinks*
Hamlet: