Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.
Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.
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Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.
Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.

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Claudius: I'm a misunderstood genius.
Polonius: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.
Hamlet: This is bothering me.
Horatio: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Hamlet: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Hamlet: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Horatio: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Hamlet: Yes!
Ophelia: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Ophelia: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Horatio: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ophelia: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hamlet: Edible.

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hamlet, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. horatio: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! hamlet, with the tone of someone who is used to horatio: Outstanding. hamlet: This is what I’m talking about people.
Hamlet: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Laertes: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Hamlet: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Horatio: Hamlet and I are having a baby. Ophelia: That's gre- Horatio, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.