#incorrect conversations

David: Good morning, Michael. Here we are again. The final story of Crowley and Aziraphale.

Michael (takes of coat): Good morning, David.

David: We do this for the fandom.

Michael (takes of shoes): Yes.

David: And we know what the fandom wants.

Michael (takes off shirt): Exactly!

David (looks around): Where are their costumes? Michael! Why are you taking off your trousers? Put them back on! Michael! Stop undressing!

Michael: We do this for the fandom. Yes?

David: Yes.

Michael: And we know what the fandom wants. Yes?

Achilles: Companionship? Agamemnon, our love is more than a companionship. Patroclus can give me more than a son ever could. He’s the only one who truly took the time to understand me. A man who followed me without question.

Agamemnon: like a subordinate? Or a pet perhaps?

Achilles: No, like my lover. He is my beloved.

Louis: earth isn't a planet :)

Riley: Uhh, okay. What do you need $4000 for?

Maya: For an escape room.

Riley: What kind of an escape room costs $4000?

Draco: maybe, maybe not

Harry: just be straight with me

ZZX: *raises his head from phone to look at Jian Yi* Who?

Jian Yi: That's the thing I don't-