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Harry: hey harry, do you like bad boys?

Liam: eveytime i look at Louis he comes up with a new insult, look- *looks at Louis* HEY LOUIS!

Liam: Guys... i have to say it. I'm very disappointed in you all because you're very immature

Louis: I asked Harry what he wanted for breakfast and he said, "Not a burnt sandwich" because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of his sandwich

Niall: *closes the kitchen cabinet too roughly*

Louis: I’m invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship. from now on we won't judge each other.

Louis: Niall what happened???

Harry: im bi... and confused

Louis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Liam, excited: do y'all wanna see my new dog?!!

Harry: it's so cute when Louis...

Liam: i don't get paid enough for this

Louis: haz do you know what y/n means?

Louis: i wanna be loved on alot lately. my soul is craving affection.

Niall: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. establish your dominance!!