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iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 1~

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hiya, everyone. This is IDOLiSH7's Yotsuba Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: On today's "iHAKE! Idol Dispatch!~" project, well...... I'm here in a wide kitchen.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Also, it smells really sweet here...... What's the request this time? Gettin' hungry now!

Staff: You can tell just by the scent......?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Eh, there's a lotta smell here.

Chocolate, cookies, and...... ah, I think I smell donuts too!

Staff: Eeh?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Heheh. Cuz the taste testers of IDOLiSH7 are me and Nagicchi.

My taste test ability ain't for show.

Yotsuba Tamaki: I can tell just by the scent.

Staff: I'm aware that you love sweets, but I didn't expect you have such a skill......!

Boy: Aah! It's Tamaki!

Boy: You're right! He's so big!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Woah......?! What is it?!

Momo: Nyahaha! Sorry sorry, they couldn't wait for long!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, you're here!

Kujou Tenn: Hello, Yotsuba Tamaki-san.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Tenntenn's here too......!

So, my support guests are......

Momo: Yes! It's us!

......Good little kids, can you recite what we practiced earlier?

Children: Yeees!

Kujou Tenn: Alright then, here we go!

One, two......!

Everyone: "We want to make a house that looks like the castle where King Pudding lives"!

Yotsuba Tamaki: King Pudding's castle......

Uh, you mean that castle made from sweets?

Momo: Yes! You know that, right, Tamaki?

King Pudding's song!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course!

......Oh Oh Oh Oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Children: Oukan no sakiccho ni ha kuriimu wo mittsu~~♪

[TL: There are three pieces of cream on the tips of his crown~~♪]

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh! Both of you know the song too!

Boy: Of course!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! I should've known!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. The kid from Ainana Kindergarten who loves King Pudding made a request to create a castle using sweets with you.

Momo: Furthermore, the company that made King Pudding will fully back you up!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh...... This is gonna be so amazing!

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......So that means, this sweet smell is......

Staff: You're correct. It's the scent of the sweets that will be used to create the castle!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Seriously? This is so awesome!

Boy: So awesome!

Momo: Some sweets have been prepared for the program in advance, but the easy to make ones like the cookies, will be made with the kids!

Kujou Tenn: That means we can put decorations together from scratch.

Let's grant the wishes of these children.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course......!

Alright, everyone! Let's create this really awesome castle!

Everyone: Yeah......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Whoa, we're like, uh? Patisserie!

Momo: It looks good on all of you! Tamaki, you look really cool!

Kujou Tenn: Aside from being a Patisserie due to the apron, your interaction with the children made you look more like a teacher.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe! Guess I'm like a teach.

Just doing what I can do.

Boy: Ah, they have King Pudding nameplates!

Girl: I'm jealous!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh. Then let's make King Pudding cookies together!

Ones that look like these nameplates.

Children: Let's make it!

Momo: ......In a moment, I thought that they're going to talk how unfair it is, but Tamaki diverted it......

Kujou Tenn: ......I concur. I don't know if it's just his quick-wittiness, or if he did it out of reflex......

Girl: Hey hey, what can I call you two?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Oh yeah.

Everyone, gather here.

Children: We're here!

Yotsuba Tamaki: I'm Tamaki. Then he's TennTenn, and this is Momorin.

Kujou Tenn: Isn't TennTenn hard to say......?

Girl: TennTenn-sensei!

Kujou Tenn: Ah......

Hehe. Thank you.

Boy: Hi, Momorin-sensei!

Momo: Yeees! I'm Momorin-sensei! Let's all get along well, everyone!

Children: Woaaah......!

Teacher: I'm sorry, everyone.

We'll be in your care today.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ah, you're the real teach?

Teacher: Yes. I'm these children's teacher at Ainana Kindergarten.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Umm...... We'll be careful not to put them in harm's way......

Yotsuba Tamaki: We appreciate your help.

Teacher: Alright! Please leave it to me!

Momo: ......It feels like you're being more reliable now, Tamaki!

Momo-chan's heart is fluttering!

Kujou Tenn: I agree. You act more mature compared to when you're with IDOLiSH7.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Hmm. They remind me of the kids at the orphanage. Been so busy recently that I couldn't go and see them.

Momo: Tamaki......

Boy: Hey, Tamaki-sensei!

All of us had a talk on how to make the King Pudding castle with sweets.

Boy: Can we make it like this?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Awesome! You guys drew this?

Boy: Yeah!

Momo: Waah......! There's even a postbox! Is this doable with chocolates?

Boy: By the way, if the King Pudding castle doesn't have a postbox, we thought it'll be better if it has one!

Momo: No way, this kid is really considerate......

Kujou Tenn: ......Why are you speaking in Anesagi's tone......?

Girl: I'll add hearts and ribbons on the cookie roof to make it look cuter! Like Princess Meringue!

Kujou Tenn: So that it will look colorful. That's such a lovely idea. Do you want to do it with me?

Girl: Sure......!

Momo: So the front door will be a donut?

Boy: Yeah! It'll look cute with lots of donuts.

So it's alright even if you eat one!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! You're right, it won't be obvious if you eat one. That's a great idea!

Boy: Yeah! It's because I love donuts!

Kujou Tenn: I see. I love donuts too.

Boy: TennTenn-sensei too? We're matchies!

Momo: I like sweets too!

Can we put chocolate on the walls?

Boy: Yes! We can do it with chocolate that won't melt! The uh, sugar butler? said so!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh. You sure know a lot!

Boy: It's because I like it! More than Tamaki-sensei!

Yotsuba Tamaki: What......?! Oh you, I'll tickle you!

Boy: Kyahahaha......!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Well then. Let's create the castle that everyone thought of.

Girl: Yay!

Momo: This Momorin-sensei will forgive you if you take a little bite......! Teehee!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh crap. Everyone, Momorin-sensei is the big boss. Be careful......!

Boy: Momorin-sensei, you're the boss!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Let's make the castle of sweets with the boss!

Everyone: Yeah......!

Yuki: Hi. I’m Yuki, from Re:vale

Yuki: Today, I came to an ice skating rink for the project “I-Hake! We’ll Lend Idols’ Hands”

Yuki:...however, I wonder if today’s task suits me

Staff: Oh, it does! It definitely does!

Yuki: You think so? Fine, then

Staff: We think it’ll be unexpected to see you on a skating rink! You’re not famous for being familiar with sports, after all…

Yuki: Feel free to say that I’m uncoordinated. Anyway, since you asked me to come here, I guess I’m supposed to skate?

Yuki: I’m not really interested in doing such a thing. In addition, it’s so cold…

Staff: We’re arranging additional warmers…!

Yuki: Ah…I wonder if everything will be fine. I feel like I’m a newborn again

Staff: A newborn…again?

Yuki: I happened to try roller skating before, but let’s leave that aside for now

Yuki: If only Momo was here to lead me by the hand, I think I could do it…

Staff: M-Momo san…?

Yuki: Yes. I’d like him to be my support guest

Staff: I see….well, I don’t really know what to say. I'll just ask the support guests to come ahead!

Nagi: Hi, mister Yuki! Mister Momo is not here, but you don’t need to worry! Me and Sogo are here to be your support guests for today’s task!

Nagi: I loved ice skating in my native country! I’ll turn the newborn mister Yuki into a skating snow princess!

Sogo: Sorry it’s just us… I hope you’ll still support me today…

Yuki: That’s fine. Let’s give it our best

Sogo: S-sorry…! I know I’m not the real deal, but if you want I can arrange a Momo san mask right now and wear it…!

Sogo: Is it okay if it’s just an icon of him…?

Yuki: It could be fine, but I think it would be humiliating if I let a kohai wearing a Momo mask help me

Yuki: I’d rather be the one wearing it

Sogo: So, three masks.…?

Nagi: Wonderful! I’ll go for a Kokona mask!

Yuki: Kokona chan is fine. It looks fun, things are getting lively

Staff: N-no masks, please!

Yuki: We failed

Nagi: Oh…what a shame

Sogo: I-I’m sorry I couldn’t be of more help

Yuki: Instead of wearing a mask, would you be so kind as to hold my hand for all the time I’ll spend on the ice rink?

Sogo: Of course! I swear I won’t let you go, not even if a natural disaster happens!

Yuki: How cool. You’re really dedicated 

Sogo: What?

Nagi: Sogo…escorting somebody so attentively is not necessarily the best thing for them. They say that lions push their children down from a deep valley. Mister Yuki. Please climb the ice rink’s cliff with your own strength

Sogo: N-Nagi kun?! What are you saying?!

Yuki: I feel like I’m going to catch a cold due to the temperature difference. Speaking of which, Nagi kun, did you say that you were going to make me a snow princess?

Nagi: Oh! Yes, I did!

Yuki: Don’t forget it. Also, I’d appreciate if you could remind me what the content of today's recording is

Nagi: Okay, we’ll tell you!

Sogo: Yes! The request is…

Nagi&Sogo: “Help us by joining our charity Christmas event!”

Yuki: A charity Christmas event?

Staff: Exactly! I'll ask the clients to enter, now!

Children: Waaah…!

Yuki: What! Children…?

Little girl: Hellooo!

Little boy: Oooh, it’s really Yuki!

Little girl: He’s so cool…!

Yuki: Hello. Are you the clients who asked for me?

Little girl with a strong character: Yes! We’re the students of this place’s skating class!

Yuki: Ah, that’s why you're all wearing a skating uniform. It looks good on you

Children: Ooooh….!

Sogo: So, would you please explain to Yuki san what he’s supposed to do today?

Little girl with a strong character: Yes! Basically, they organize a charity event every Christmas at triste skating rink

Little girl with a strong character: We want to contribute with an ice show called “Snow fairies”

Lively little boy: And then we were like “Doesn’t Yuki give the impression of a fairy?!”

Yuki: Me?

Shy little girl: Y-yes…because you appeared in the “Snowman Ice Cream's" advertisement, and you acted in many winter dramas as well…

Shy little girl:  A-and…you look like a fairy…a l-little bit…

Shy little girl: B-because you’re beautiful…

Little girl with a strong character: Since you joined the project “i-Hake”, we decided to ask you to join our show!

Yuki: Ah, what an honor. You thought about me for your project

Yuki: What kind of show is it, specifically?

Little girl with a strong character: We’ll present a show that makes people think about Snow Fairies, so you’ll wear specific costumes and act like fairies! We’d like you and your friends to sing a Christmas song on the rink

Little girl with a strong character: It would be great if you didn't fall down all the time! But I know you’re not very into sports…

Lively little boy: You’re very uncoordinated, Yuki, aren’t you?

Lively little boy: You looked in very good shape at bowling during the Next Re:Vale project, but then your shots really sucked 

 Little girl with a strong character: H-hey!

Yuki: Ahah, thank you for watching the program anyway

Yuki: Please, don’t worry. I’ll do my best to sing on the rink. Although I can’t promise you I’ll be able to make a triple jump, even if you ask me

Lively little boy:  Ahahah

Yuki: I’ll do my best to make it a wonderful show

Children: Wah….!

Little girl with a strong character: Thank you!

Sogo: And to think that Yuki san looked so uncomfortable until one moment ago…

Nagi: He put up such a confident smile, in front of children

Sogo: Yes! How cute…!

Yuki: I think I need to do some practice before the show.. When is it supposed to be?

Little girl with a strong character: The day after tomorrow!

Yuki: What…

*Shade in and out - Yuki, Nagi and Sogo are wearing skating uniforms*

Yuki*shaking*: I-I can’t do that…

Nagi: Oh, newborn mister Yuki, you’ve literally just stepped into the rink…

Nagi: If this was the Savannah, you’d be dinner for lions in the blink of an eye

Sogo: I-it’s okay, Yuki san…! Hold my hand…

Yuki*shaking*: I…

Nagi&Sogo: I…?

Yuki*shaking*: I…I don’t want to leave the handrail…I don’t…

Sogo: Ah…it’s okay, you don’t have to leave the handrail yet! Please, don’t force yourself…

Nagi: Apparently, there are many difficulties waiting for us. We even wore skating uniforms, but…

Sogo: They gave us amazing uniforms and even styled our hair beautifully! 

Sogo: Since we’re practicing we’re still wearing jerseys, but they really give the impression of some “Snow fairies”

Nagi: Yes! When we move our hands, they flutter just like fairies’ feathers

Yuki*shaking*: I wonder if I can skate without stepping on all that fluttery stuff…

Lively little boy: Ahah! How lame, Yuki! So weak-kneed!

Lively little boy: Stand straight with toes slightly outward, and heels together! If you do so you won’t slip and fall on the ice

*Shaaaaa*

Nagi: That boy is good. He could both mock and give advice, all while skating so magnificently

Sogo: All the students are so good! They can all skate so smoothly…

Sogo: Wah, amazing…! The girl over there jumped!

Yuki: I’ve been told I’m lame.…by an elementary student…

Yuki: Despite me being a top idol….

Sogo:......! No, you’re the coolest for trying to succeed in something you’re not comfortable with…!

Nagi: Yes! You’re handsome

Yuki: You both act like Momo…I know you’re good at skating, Nagi kun, but how about Sogo kun?

Sogo: I wouldn't say I’m good, but I can do it

Yuki: I’m relieved. Then you’ll support me the day after tomorrow for the show, won’t you?

Yuki: You’ll grab both my arms and keep the microphone close to my mouth

Sogo: T-that’s…

Nagi: What happened to your confident smile?

Silent little boy: ……….

Yuki: Mh…? That child….

Sogo: What happened?

Yuki: I was just wondering why he’s staring at everybody from outside the rink. Maybe he can’t skate…?

Little girl with a strong character: He got injured a few days ago when we were practicing jumps

Yuki: Injured?

Little girl with a strong character: Ah…he’s fine now! But it seems that he’s scared of skating from that moment…

Little girl: Lately he just observes us…

Little girl with a strong character:  Yes, and he says he won’t join us for the show because he doesn’t want to be a bother

Lively little boy: He should just join us without being scared! I bet he wants to skate like he used to do! Also, he really loves skating!

Yuki:........

Nagi: And you’re all worried about him

Lively little boy: Of course, we’re friends!

Sogo: I wish I could help him…he’s not skating at all, at the moment?

Little girl: Uhm… when there are fewer people, he skates a bit in a corner

Lively little boy: And even if he’s scared, he’s still so much better than Yuki!

Lively little boy: So, I wish he could join us for the show…

Yuki:....okay. So, both me and your friend need to do our best

Yuki: In order to do so, I need to ask you a favor

End of part 1

Part 2 | Part 3

Iori Izumi: Hello everyone. This is Iori Izumi from IDOLiSH7.

Iori Izumi: Today, I'm here at Aina Castle for iHAKE! ~Idol Dispatch!~

Iori Izumi: ...But to tell you the truth, I haven't even been told why I was dispatched here yet...

Crew: Iori-san, please turn around.

Iori Izumi: Huh..?

Crew: Behind you...

Iori Izumi: ......... Waah..!?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ta-dah! Did we scare you?

Gaku Yaotome: Hey, Izumi Junior.

Iori Izumi: Y-Yotsuba-san and Yaotome-san..!? But why...

Iori Izumi: And, those costumes...

Tamaki & Gaku: We're ninjas!

Iori Izumi: Yes, that much I can tell...

Tamaki Yotsuba: This is your episode, but we were called in as back up guests.

Gaku Yaotome: Apparently all iHAKE episodes are set up so there's one main guest and two surprise guests.

Iori Izumi: ...Why am I only being told this now!?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Anyway, we're gonna tell you what your job is while we're here, Iorin.

Iori Izumi: What!?

Gaku Yaotome: Drumroll please... here it is!

Tamaki & Gaku: "Perform in a ninja show to celebrate the castle's 300th anniversary"..!

Tamaki & Gaku: Yaaay!

Iori Izumi: Y-yaaay..?

Iori Izumi: ...I didn't know it was Aina Castle's 300th anniversary... And I was dispatched here to help celebrate the occasion...

Iori Izumi: ...Very well. You can count on me.

Crew: Thank you!

Iori Izumi: That being said, I've never been a ninja before. Are you sure I should take part in the show..?

Gaku Yaotome: Well, neither have we.

Tamaki Yotsuba: There's probably gonna be someone here who's done this before. Maybe.

Iori Izumi: ...Having these two around is completely throwing me off...

Gaku Yaotome: Relax. We'll just have to learn the ways of the ninja together.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah, gotta train before the big show!

Iori Izumi: "Train"?

- - - -

Gaku Yaotome: Looking good, Izumi Junior! Now that we're all in costume, we can finally begin our training.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Yeah, you totally look like a real ninja now.

Iori Izumi: I'm not entirely sure if that's true, but thank you.

Iori Izumi: My costume's design is a bit different from yours.

Tamaki Yotsuba: That's 'cause you're our main character, Iorin!

Gaku Yaotome: We're just here for support, so go ahead and lead the way!

Iori Izumi: Alright. We'll make sure that Aina Castle's 300th anniversary is one to remember!

All: Yeah..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: ...Iorin, try talking more like a ninja.

Iori Izumi: Huh? What do you mean?

Gaku Yaotome: Haha. Great idea, Yotsuba.

Tamaki Yotsuba: They talk all old-timey and stuff. C'mon!

Iori Izumi: ........

Iori Izumi: F-follow mine lead, men!

Tamaki & Gaku: Aye! 

- - - -

Iori Izumi: So, what exactly did you mean by "training"..?

Gaku Yaotome: Ta-dah!

Tamaki & Gaku: Shuriken throwing!

Iori Izumi: You don't need to announce everything in unison, you know.

Gaku Yaotome: But it's more impressive that way.

Iori Izumi: Ugh...

Iori Izumi: ...I'm guessing we won't be throwing actual shuriken, correct?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Nope, just these rubber ones.

Iori Izumi: Ah. They're heavier than expected.

Gaku Yaotome: They were made to be as close to the real deal as possible. We're meant to throw them towards the middle of that target over there.

Iori Izumi: I didn't think it'd be so far away.

Castle Staff: This is a popular attraction among both children and adults.

Castle Staff: I'll demonstrate how to throw first, so make sure to watch my form.

Iori Izumi: Form, you say...

[Whoosh]

All: Oooh..!

Iori Izumi: ...You seemed to be holding the shuriken in a different way from what I imagined. Could you show us how it's done?

Castle Staff: This is the "steering wheel" style, where you hold it between your thumb and index finger like this.

Castle Staff: You need to focus your center of gravity at your core, and bend your knees slightly. Hold the arm you're not throwing with out in front of you in a horizontal position, so it's level with the ground...

Tamaki Yotsuba: Uh-huh... Take this!

[Whoosh]

Gaku Yaotome: Whoa Yotsuba, you hit the bullseye on your first throw!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Heh! Damn right I did.

Iori Izumi: Well done, Yotsuba-san. You're nothing if not athletically gifted.

Gaku Yaotome: Guess this means I gotta get it right on my first try, too! There..!

[Whoosh]

Gaku Yaotome: Bullseye!

Iori Izumi: Wow... Even Yaotome-san hit the center on his first try...

Tamaki Yotsuba: You better show us something cool next, Iorin!

Iori Izumi: Right. Here I go, then..!

[Whoosh]

Iori Izumi: Ah..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: It flew behind the target..!

Gaku Yaotome: What's this, some kinda new technique!?

Iori Izumi: N-no! Let me try again..!

[Whoosh]

Iori Izumi: That's more like it..!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Whoa. We were almost in danger there, Iorin.

Iori Izumi: W-what do you mean?

Gaku Yaotome: Hey, Izumi Junior. Was that earlier throw you trying to assassinate some kind of hidden baddie behind the target..!?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ahaha. Gakkun, you're so funny!

Iori Izumi: L-let's move on to our next training! Um...

Castle Staff: Next, you'll be escaping from a house full of traps! 

End of Part 1.

Translator’s notes..? 

Always True to Self

All: It's done......!

Girl: Wow! It's so cute!

Boy: It looks like a real castle!

Boy: Ah, this is the monster I made with Boss!

Momo: That's King Pudding, not a monster?!

Girl: TennTenn-sensei, thank you for attaching the donuts with me!

Kujou Tenn: You're welcome.

It turned out pretty cute.

Boy: ......Tamaki-sensei.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh, you're the kid who likes Banchou Pudding.

What's wrong?

Boy: I drew this with chocolate pen.

.......This is you, Tamaki-sensei.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh, thanks!

You're really good at drawing.

You should continue doing it.

Boy: Really......?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah. Your friends will be happy too!

Boy: ............!

Sure......!

Teacher: Alright everyone, let's enact what we practiced earlier!

One, two......

Children: Tamaki-sensei, TennTenn-sensei, and Momorin-sensei!

Thank you for making our dreams come true!

Please come back and play again next time!

Momo: Dream...... I should be thanking all of you!

Thank you very much for the wonderful time!

Kujou Tenn: I realized once again how amazing it is to do something for someone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Thank you so much, everyone!

We'll come back again, and this time with more of us!

(IDOLiSH7 dorms)

IDOLiSH7: ............

Izumi Mitsuki: Tamaki~~~~!!!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Woah......

What is it? It hurts, Mikki!

Izumi Mitsuki: Ugh......

You idiot, I can't help it but give you a hug!

Nanase Riku: I'll hug you too!

Rokuya Nagi: Me too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: S-So heavy~!!

Nanase Riku: Iori, you too!

Izumi Iori: I-I'm fine with it!

Nanase Riku: Ehh! Geez, you're always so shy.

Rokuya Nagi: OH! What about you, Sougo?

Ousaka Sougo: Umm......

Do you, want a hug......?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Sou-chan, you don't, have to.

Ousaka Sougo: O-Okay......?

Nikaidou Yamato: Do you want to jump to my chest, then? Tama.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Why're you the one on the receiving end!

Izumi Iori: ......That said, the role distribution was executed pretty well this time.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Role distribution?

Izumi Iori: Yes. ......Momo-san designated himself as the boss, and how do I say this......

He has the support of mischievous children.

Izumi Iori: And then, there's Kujou-san......

He treats the children with care, and so he's popular with children who are the model student types.

Izumi Iori: Finally, Yotsuba-san.

You treat everyone equally, so you're an all-rounder type loved by everyone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Is that, a good thing?

Rokuya Nagi: Of course it is, Tamaki!

You don't offend anyone, and proceed with things smoothly.

If I was a person of authority, I would treasure people like you.

Ousaka Sougo: That might be so.

Equality might sound simple, but it's the hardest thing to do.

Nanase Riku: ......Sounds like they're having a complicated discussion......

Yotsuba Tamaki: I don't understand anything even though it's about me......

Nikaidou Yamato: Ahh, to put it simply.

Everyone was moved by your role as a teacher.

Yotsuba Tamaki: It was that kinda talk......?

Izumi Mitsuki: It is! It might be just for work, but I thought that you're the big brother type.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh! It's 'coz I'm the big bro!

Nanase Riku: Tenn-nii also felt like a big brother......

Izumi Iori: There. Please stop being sentimental.

Nanase Riku: Wha...... I'm not! I'm just immersing in it!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Did Momorin also feel like a big bro?

Nikaidou Yamato: ......Momo-san is......

Ousaka Sougo: He somehow feels like, a big friend, I guess......

Rokuya Nagi: OH...... That description could be interpreted differently depending on the person, Sougo. [1]

Izumi Mitsuki: Momo-san ate chocolate with the kids!

Did you not eat anything, Tamaki?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ohh, I did.

......A little.

Nikaidou Yamato: Tama ate......

Izumi Mitsuki: A little......?

Ousaka Sougo: That's great, Tamaki-kun.

You recently went to the dentist because of toothache.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Y-Yeah.

Beep.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Oh crap.

Ousaka Sougo: Huh. It's a RabbiChat from Momo-san and Kujou-san in the group chat......

Nikaidou Yamato: Ah, you're right.

Izumi Mitsuki: What do we have here......?

Izumi Mitsuki: ......Tamaki and Tenn, how did you eat the huge quantity of cookies you brought home? It's hard for someone who's going thirty, so if you found a way that's manageable please tell me.

Nikaidou Yamato: ......I remade it to scone and bread.

I'm responsible for the calories I consume......

Nanase Riku: Waah......! The huge quantity of King Pudding cookies you brought home that we secretly ate from everyone has been exposed, Tamaki!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Rikkun......! You just exposed us!

Shh......!

Rokuya Nagi: Even though we're eating bit by bit with black tea......!

Izumi Iori: ......Sigh. I told you so.

Someday that secret will be exposed.

Nanase Riku: How are we supposed to know that!

Rokuya Nagi: He's right!

Ousaka Sougo: ......Tamaki-kun. Since the dentist has taken care of you, I told you not to eat too many sweets, right?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Well! Y'all ate King Pudding head first mercilessly!

Izumi Mitsuki: ......That's......

Nikaidou Yamato: It's the same thing even if you eat from the stomach......

Rokuya Nagi: So all of you eat Kokona head first as well?!

Nikaidou Yamato: Then how do we eat it?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Based on feelings!

Ousaka Sougo: Geez...... I won't tell you to stop eating.

At least eat at a designated time......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Sweets are delicious when you eat them in the evening!

Nikaidou Yamato: Ahh, yeah I understand what you mean.

Izumi Mitsuki: Ahaha......! The heck. When I saw Tamaki-sensei, I felt a bit sad because he's so mature now, but then he's the same old Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: What? I'm still me.

Nanase Riku: But your kindness was conveyed in the VTR!

You notice even the smallest details.

Izumi Iori: .......I agree. You may look clumsy and thick-headed, but you can perceive the subtleties of the heart......

Nanase Riku: But you're the clumsier one?

Izumi Iori: How vexing......!

Rokuya Nagi: Tamaki does not concern himself with who's above or below.

He naturally looks at you at eye level, and the same position.

And the other person won't even notice it.

Rokuya Nagi: It was a wonderful project, Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Hehe. Thanks.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Somehow...... I feel a bit down when someone tells me that what I think was amazing is just normal......

Yotsuba Tamaki: When everyone says that what I think is ordinary is amazing, it makes me really happy.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Though it's just the other way around......

Yotsuba Tamaki: I thank everyone for making me think that it's actually amazing.

Thank you very much.

Izumi Mitsuki: S-Stop that......! You're making me cry!

Nikaidou Yamato: You've grown up so much, Tama......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Anyways, Sou-chan!

I expect big things!

Ousaka Sougo: Eh...... Ah, yes......!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Your dispatch job better not be about cooking.

Ousaka Sougo: Really? I don't hate cooking though......

Nanase Riku: S-Sougo-san! The meal we all made today with a bit of spice was easy to eat!

Izumi Iori: Nanase-san, you remember to read the room.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......I wonder if Aya is having a fun day without any lies today.

Yotsuba Tamaki: I wanna tell her about my friends.

......Until that day comes, your big bro is doing his best.

End of Episode 3.

Translator's Notes:

iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 2~

Mister Shomooka: Alright! Good evening, everyone!

It's time for another episode of "iHAKE! ~Idol Dispatch!~"!

Audience: Kyaaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: This program is about dispatching the idols nationwide to fulfill the senders' requests!

Mister Shimooka: The filming was taken over the course of few days, and will be shown as variety documentary later on!

Mister Shimooka: And so, on this episode......

We have Tamaki-kun, Tenn-kun, and Momo-kun here at the studio!

Yotsuba Tamaki: It's finally my turn! Heyaaa!

Kujou Tenn: Good evening. I'm delighted to be participating again.

Momo: Momo-chan's joining too!

Let's have fun together!

Audience: Kyaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: Alright, please treat me well!

Mister Shimooka: Tamaki-kun, I didn't expect that you're really good at connecting with the kids! I was very impressed.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe. Are you praising me?

Mister Shimooka: Of course! Kids are often scared of me.

Tenn-kun and Momo-kun, what do you two think?

Kujou Tenn: Ah, yes. I learned a lot from him.

He met the children at eye level by crouching down as if it's natural. I don't recall having done that myself.

Momo: Also, he noticed a lot of small details!

During the filming, all I could think was, Tamaki-sensei......!

Mister Shimooka: Really?! I'm getting excited to watch the rest of the VTR!

......At any rate, I'm sure the three of you got hungry during the filming because you're surrounded by sweets.

Momo: I thought to myself that I didn't want to see sweets for the time being, but my body craved for it the next day......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, aren't you the one who secretly ate the most?

Kujou Tenn: Momorin-sensei, aren't you setting a bad example for the children?

Momo: That...... That's not true!

Even the two of you ate together! I saw it!

Mister Shimooka: Ahaha! We can't tell who's the real children anymore, huh?!

Without further ado, let's watch the continuation!

(Fade out)

(Fade in, scene changes back to the kitchen)

Children: KARAMERU ha tarechau kurai torotoro ni~~♪

(TL: Caramel so thick it drips~~♪)

Children: Puppuppuppuppuri puri torotoro~~♪

(TL: P-p-p-plumpy drippy~~♪)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! All of you are good at singing!

Kujou Tenn: .....The song is so highly addictive that I might sing it even when I get home......

Momo: I feel you. I probably would give in and download the song because I want it so bad.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............?

What are you two talking about?

Momo: Nothing! We're discussing how the song is great!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Right?! I knew you'd understand, Momorin.

Yotsuba Tamaki: You should sing with us too, TennTenn!

Kujou Tenn: No need. Just listening is enough......

Girl: TennTenn-sensei! Let's sing together!

Momorin-sensei too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: See.

Kujou Tenn: Ugh......

I might end up sing it in front of Gaku and Ryuu if I sing here......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh, sounds great. You should spread the word to 'em.

Momo: Momo-chan's specialty is spreading the good word!

I'll teach it to Yuki too!

Momo: Alright, everyone! Let's all sing while shaping the cookies!

Children: Yaaaay!

Momo: One, two!

Everyone: Oh oh oh oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Momo: What's this? This is so much fun!

Kujou Tenn: It feels like we've always known the song, as if our body is accustomed to it......

Momo: We're making an incredible progress with making cookies while singing!

Boy: Ahh! Momorin-sensei, what's that?

A monster?

Momo: Eh?! This is supposed to be a King Pudding-shaped cookie......!

Boy: Eeehh?! That's a monster!

Kujou Tenn: ......It seems that we have to adjust the edges of his limbs. Just like this......

Momo: Woaaahh?! You can tell the limbs apart easily......?!

Girl: Waah......! TennTenn-sensei, you're so good! Do it on mine too!

Boy: Mine too!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Sure, come here.

Boy: ......Hey, boss.

Momo: Hm? ......Ah, you mean me!

What do you want from this boss?

Boy: Can I eat a bit of this chocolate?

Momo: Heh heh heh...... This boss will approve your request......

Boy: Yay!

Momo: In exchange, let me have some bite......

Whoa! This is delicious!

Boy: Ahh! Boss! Me too, me too......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............

That kid......

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......What's wrong? Not having fun?

Boy: Umm......

............

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......I was thinking of making different kinds of King Pudding, wanna join me?

Boy: Different kinds......?

Am I going to make it with Tamaki-sensei?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah.

......Let's see, like Banchou Pudding. [1]

Boy: Banchou Pudding! I love him, he's so cool!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Haha. We'll get along well then.

Hmm, here, we'll start with......

Boy: The hat! Let's start with the hat!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Okay. So the hat then.

Boy: Yeah......! If you do it like this......

Yotsuba Tamaki: You're really good at this.

Girl: Tamaki-sensei, what are you making?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Banchou Pudding. Y'know 'im?

Girl: No! Is he strong?

Boy: Ah...... Umm......

Yes. He's cool and strong.

Boy: That's awesome! How strong is he?

Tell me!

Boy: S-Sure......!

Um, he's holding a leaf with his mouth......

Girl: He's holding a leaf with his mouth? Sounds interesting!

Boy: Ehehe...... That's why he's the banchou!

Also, there's this cape thingy around him......

Momo: ......Even the king needs a lot of friends.

Kujou Tenn: Children are very flexible when given the opportunity.

Kujou Tenn: A while ago, I asked the teacher for advice on how to talk to him. And then they told me that he's not good in group activities......

Momo: Eh?! I heard from the other children that he's listening to conversations without interest, but when it comes to one-on-one talk, he talks a lot......

Momo: ......I see. Tamaki, you'd somehow know even if you didn't ask anyone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hmm... It's not like I did something amazing......

Anyone can do anything just by encouraging them.

They're just scared.

Momo: ......Geez! I'll give all the sweets the staff prepared to you! You can eat it......!

Kujou Tenn: Boss, would that be alright?

The people over there are looking at us with troubled faces.

Momo: Yes. They're not the staff, but the boss's underlings! Don't worry!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha......! You're really interesting, Momorin.

I'll take a bite later.

Yotsuba Tamaki: When the sweets are done, the main thing will be the decorations.

We'll create the best castle!

End of Episode 2.

-

Translator's Notes:

[1] - Banchou Pudding is a kind of Pudding where instead of a crown and ribbon, he wears a hat that comes with gakuran (uniform for junior and senior high school boys in japan), cape, and a leaf in his mouth. This Pudding is present in Tamaki's "King Pudding" card series.

Little girl with a strong character: Hello, everybody! Thank you for coming to our Charity Christmas Event!

Little girl with a strong character: The show is about to start! We hope you’ll enjoy it!

Lively little boy: There are some super cool guests as well!

Spectator 1: Guests?

*Shaaaaa*

Spectator 1: Ah! There’s somebody with the kids! It’s…

Spectator 2: Whaat?! It’s Yuki from Re:Vale!

Spectator 1: As I live and breathe!

Yuki: Hi

Spectators: Waaah…!

Sogo: Merry Christmas, everybody!

Nagi: Hi! Let’s have a wonderful time!

Spectator 1: Can’t believe it! There are Sogo kun and Nagi kun from Idolish7 as well…!

Spectator 2: How cute! Children are leading them by the hand!

Spectator 3: So, idols can skate as well? They’re really good

Spectators: Waaah..!

*Shaaaa*

Yuki: Hello, I’m Yuki from Re:vale. These children allowed us to fly into their show

Sogo: Both the costumes and the place are beautiful! It really matches the show’s theme, “Snow fairies”

Nagi: Yes! Everybody here resembles a snow fairy who's landed on this rink

Nagi: In the show you’re about to see, we’ll perform a Christmas song along with the students’ performance

Spectators: Yuki and the others are going to join the show…!

Spectators: Waaah…!

Yuki: Everybody, have you ever tried skating?

Spectators: Yes!

Yuki: Oh, we have many people who’ve tried it here. Almost half of you raised their hand

Nagi: I’ve tried it as well

Sogo: Yes, me too

Yuki: Ahah. Sogo kun and Nagi kun raised their hands as well. They’re pretty good at skating

Yuki: At first I wasn’t sure I would be able to stand on the rink, so I’m kinda happy to be here 

Yuki: The merit goes to him, who escorted me here by the hand, and to everybody standing here

Silent little boy: ……!

Yuki: They taught me how to skate and helped me a lot

Yuki: They became frogs and penguins and skated with me

Yuki: Thanks to them, a little miracle happened here. Thanks, everybody

Silent little boy: ……! Eeeh….?

Children: Fufu

Sogo: They practiced both singing and skating a lot, in order to make this day a very special one! We’re going to sing with all our heart as well

Nagi: Yes! We’ll do our best to make this day an unforgettable memory!

Yuki: We’ll give you the best ice show

Spectators: Wah…! Look at the lights…

Spectators: Wonderful…it’s a White Christmas

Yuki: Please, enjoy

*Cut to Yuki’s house*

Momo: Yuki, you’re amazing…!

Momo: It was such a good ice show! And you could skate so smoothly, despite struggling so much during practice!

Momo: Just as expected from you, Yuki! When you have a goal you reach it, no matter what!

Yuki: Thanks. I wouldn’t say I can skate thought, I just reached the center of the rink

Yuki: I sang with that happy smile, but my legs were twitching the whole time

Momo: Really?!

Yuki: Yes. They were twitching like swan’s legs under the water surface

Momo: You were struggling more than everyone, and still you showed such a beautiful smile! That’s one of the reasons why you’re the most handsome man in the universe!

Momo: You were handsome even as a frog or a penguin…! You manage to be handsome even when you’re groveling!

Momo: No way!! Isn’t my partner too handsome..?!

Yuki: You’re the only one who would say I’m handsome as a frog or a penguin

Yuki: Being told I was lame made my confidence as an idol disappear

Momo: But that’s part of your charm~! Give that boy ten more years, and he’ll extend his definition of “handsome”

Yuki: Isn’t that definition a little maniacal?

*Tin*

Yuki: Ah, good. It’s ready. I’ll go and take everything

Momo: Yeah!! Dinner is ready!

Momo: I'll help

Yuki: Could you help me clean the table, then?

Momo: Yes! Leave it to me, I’ll make it shine!

*Shade in and out*

Yuki: Sorry for making you wait

Momo: Waah…what a good flavor…! My mouth is watering…!

Yuki: I cooked a lot of things. I was pretty enthusiastic because it’s Christmas Eve

Yuki: Please, help yourself

Momo: Ah! This pizza…it’s the one that looks like a Christmas wreath! You made it before, didn’t you?

Yuki: Yes, when we still lived together. I remember it made you so happy

Momo: You remember that…

Yuki: Why would I forget something that made you happy?

Momo: Yuki…!

*Bip-bip*

Yuki: Ah, Sogo kun and Nagi kun messaged me

Momo: What did they say?

Yuki: They say “Thank you for I-Hake”. Apparently, Idolish7 watched the program as well

Yuki: Ah…there’s also a picture…

Yuki: Apparently, they’re having a Christmas party

Momo: Let me see, let me see…ah! It’s true…! Wah, look at that cake!

Momo: And there’s 3 of them! I wonder if Mitsuki made them all

Yuki: It seems like he asked his family’s bakery

Momo: Ah…! Oh, the messages don’t end here!

Yuki: Mh?

Momo: Let’s see…ah, this one is from Sogo.

Momo: “Your elegant silhouette skating in the rink was magnificent”

Momo: “Sharing the same stage filled me with excitement and inspiration. I’m really grateful”

Yuki: Ahah. It should be me thanking him for all the help he gave me

Momo: And Nagi says: “Mister Yuki, did you notice that young boy during the show?”

Momo: “It seems he was too embarrassed to speak to you, but he was watching you from behind with sparkling eyes”

Yuki: Really? I didn’t notice…

Momo: That’s good, Yuki! It was the same thing for that child as well!

Yuki: What do you mean?

Momo: He probably watched you doing your best and could step on the rink again, in order to do what he loves!

Momo: His courage came from your kindness. I was the same, but now Yuki is leading sooo many people by the hand!

Yuki: I was the one lead by the hand on the rink

Yuki: I didn’t show anything but my uncool side to both children and kohai, and still they told me such kind words

Yuki: I’m happy I got the opportunity to join the I-Hake project. I guess ice skating is not that bad

Momo: Yes! Next time we go skating, I’ll be the one leading you by the hand!

Yuki: If I’m with you, I won’t be scared

Yuki: Shall I cut the turkey? You should eat it while it’s hot

Momo: Thanks! I’ll pour the wine, then! Merry Christmas!

Yuki: Yes. Merry Christmas, Momo

End

TL notes: 

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Mister Shimooka: Hello everybody! It’s time for “I-HAKE - We’ll lend Idols hands!”

Guests: Kyaaaah!

Mister Shimooka: In this program, idols are sent to help people from all over the country!

Mister Shimooka: We followed the recordings for several days and they have now become a variety documentary!

Mister Shimooka: This time it was Yuki san's turn! For the occasion Sogo kun, Nagi kun and Yuki san himself joined us today!

Yuki: Hello

Sogo: Hello! Thank you for having me today

Nagi: Let’s have a special night!

Guests: Kyaaaah!

Mister Shimooka: Thank you for coming

Mister Shimooka: So, Yuki san. I’ve heard that you don’t like sports, so you must have had a hard time ice skating!

Yuki: I struggled to stand on the rink, and I couldn’t even hold Sogo kun’s hand

Sogo: I’m sorry… if only I'd done more core training…

Yuki: You’re good the way you are, Sogo kun. It’s enough for an idol

Mister Shimooka: Ahah! Yuki san, you were attached to the handrail the whole time, trembling, weren’t you?

Nagi: Hm…however, it’s a real mystery

Nagi: I wonder how mister Yuki can dance so beautifully on stage and struggle so much on the ice skating rink

Yuki: Human beings aren’t made to walk on ice

Mister Shimooka: But you really did your best despite everything, didn’t you, Yuki san?

Nagi: Yes! He did a wonderful job standing on the stage for the children, despite his trembling!

Yuki: I was happy they asked me

Yuki: It’s not my intention to look scary, but I’m not somebody who little kids are used to getting involved with

Sogo: Really? But everybody got so attached to you!

Yuki: They were unique children. That’s why I wanted to meet their expectations. I was pretty enthusiastic

Yuki: I wanted their Christmas show to be a success

Sogo: Yuki san….

Nagi: I think your feelings could reach the children too, mister Yuki!

Mister Shimooka: You look indifferent, but you’re actually a warmhearted, kind boy..

Mister Shimooka: So, were you able to skate on the rink and make the show a success?!

Mister Shimooka: I’m interested to know what kind of favor you asked the kids! Let’s find out!

*Cut to the skating rink*

*sbam*

Yuki:...ngh! Ouch…

Nagi: Oh..! That was quite a spectacular fall

Sogo: Yuki san, is your backside okay?!

Sogo: I think you should do the frog pose in order to get up on the rink!

Yuki: The frog…?

Lively little boy: I’ll teach you how to get up! First, keep your feet standing firmly, like this…ready…

Lively little boy: Done! Understood?

Yuki: Ready…nh…!

Yuki: Oh, I could really get up by myself

Yuki: Thank you for teaching me

Lively little boy: Mpf! You should have asked me to teach you how to skate!

Little girl with a strong character: Feel free to ask us for any advice!

Yuki: Thank you, you’re a big help

Yuki: I should at least become able to skate straight by tomorrow, since it’s the day of the show

Nagi: The place where we’re supposed to sing the Christmas song is right in the middle of the rink

Yuki: Yes. If I get to reach that point, it should be enough for the show

Yuki: If everybody teaches me, I’ll make progress faster…maybe

Yuki: Though, I’m not even close to being able to skate at the moment

Sogo: But you’ve definitely improved since yesterday!

Sogo: Now you can get up all by yourself, and you can even stand on the rink spreading out your arms in a perfect penguin pose! 

Nagi: Yes, you even let go of the handrail and entered the rink. It’s a small but huge step!

Yuki: I see. I’m don't usually put so much effort in something, I suppose

Yuki: I’m grateful to both you and the children for helping me

Nagi&Sogo: Yes!

Yuki: By the way, I was wondering…

Yuki: Why did you randomly pick frogs and penguins to explain ice skating to me?

Nagi: They were written in the book that Sogo was reading yesterday!

Sogo:  It’s a guidebook called: “Your first ice skating! With animals”

Sogo: I skimmed through a guidebook called “Introduction to Theoretical Research on Ice Skating” , but apparently learning with animals makes it easier to approach for those who’re not much into sports

Yuki: What an amazing range of choices

Nagi: Anyway, there’s no time to rest! Now we must learn how to walk on the rink! So, let’s try to walk ahead as if we were penguins!

Nagi: Pen, pen, pen…

Yuki: …what’s with those animal sounds?

Sogo: It’s because it gives the image of a penguin walking. Apparently you need to move your right foot and your left foot, in succession, matching the pen pen sound!

Nagi: So, mister Yuki…let’s master skating by becoming a penguin in body and spirit!

Yuki: That’s a joke, right?

Children: Pen, pen, pen…

*walking noises*

Little girl: Ahah, walking like this is funny!

Yuki: Ah…those children are really walking with penguin noises…

Yuki: I wasn’t expecting such an exercise. I suppose keeping a playful spirit is always important. However, I….

Silent little boy:........

Yuki: Ah, I see…I came up with a new idea

Yuki: Hey, you

Silent little boy: Mh? Me?

Yuki: Yes, you. Looking at the rink from outside must be pretty boring. It’s the same thing you did yesterday, observing the whole time from there

Yuki: Do you want to do a penguin walk with me? I’d be embarrassed to do it alone

Silent little boy: N-no…it’s embarrassing! 

Silent little boy: Also, I’m not good at skating…

Yuki: That’s good to hear. Being surrounded by so many good teachers was making me feel lonely

Yuki: Let’s fall on our backsides together

Silent little boy: What…?

Yuki: Come here

Silent little boy: …but…are you sure…? I’m not good at all…

Yuki: You’re still way better than me

Silent little boy: Yes…compared to Yuki san…

Yuki: That’s the spirit

Silent little boy: Fufu…

*Shade in and out*

Yuki: Sorry for making the two of you wait. I’ve scouted another student

Silent little boy:  H-hello…

Nagi: Hi! What an adorable little bird we got here!

Sogo: It’s better to practice all together, isn’t it? Let’s start the walking exercises! 

Nagi: Let’s penguin walk!

Yuki: You both are quite in the mood, aren’t you?

Nagi: Yes! Because we’re secretly your bird parents!

Nagi: Please, be sure to leave the nest safely! Our heart is burning with love for you!

Sogo: You’re right, Nagi kun

Yuki: You’re that much into it?

Sogo: Yes! Let us support you with our most powerful bird screams, while you leave the nest!

Yuki: It’s so hot. I’m sweating despite skating 

Silent little boy: You all are so amazing…

Sogo: Okay, let’s go. Ready…?

Nagi&Sogo: Pen, pen, pen….

Yuki:.......

Yuki&Silent little boy: Pen, pen, pen…

*Walking noises*

Nagi: Excellent! Let’s walk a little bit more like this!

Nagi&Sogo: Pen, pen, pen, pen, pen…

Yuki: Pen, pen, pen….ah!

Sogo:....! Yuki san, you’re keeping a fore posture!  Look forward…

Nagi: Little steps!

Yuki: Wah…!

Yuki: W-wait…!

Yuki:...nh!!

*sbam*

Silent little boy: ….! Are you okay…?

Yuki: …yes…

Nagi: Are you injured?

Sogo: Yuki san, are you okay?! I’m sorry I couldn’t guide you properly!

Yuki: Ahah…I’m fine… and I know what to do when I fall… okay, then…

Yuki: I have to assume…the frog pose…

Yuki:....!

Sogo: Amazing! Yuki san, you could stand up by yourself once again! And you did it pretty smoothly, this time

Sogo: You definitely managed the standing up technique!

Nagi: That’s remarkable progress compared to when you just stood up in a penguin pose

Nagi: The fact you can stand on your feet proves that the lower part of your body is getting more stable

Yuki: Yes, I feel like a little penguin growing up

Silent little boy:....doesn’t your backside hurt? You fell on it so many times…

Yuki: It does

Silent little boy: Did you get scared? I mean, by falling…

Yuki: Actually, I didn’t

Silent little boy: What?

Yuki: I can’t wait to be good enough to appear in tomorrow’s show, together with everybody.

Yuki: Although being able to properly skate is still a pipe dream

Yuki: I’m not scared of falling. I’m scared of not being able to skate good enough to join tomorrow’s show

Yuki: You won’t join it, will you?

Silent little boy: I…

Yuki: Sorry, I asked the wrong question

Yuki: Would you like to join? Or not?

Silent little boy: That’s…

Yuki: You asked me if I was scared. There’s something else that scares me, apart for not being able to join tomorrow’s show

Yuki: It’s not being able to do the things that I love. This is what scares me the most

Silent little boy: The things that you love…?

Yuki: Yes. I’m not that scared of failing in something I love to do. Because I can always stand up again

Yuki: With a frog pose

Silent little boy: Ah….

Lively little boy: C’mon! Just join us for the show!

Silent little boy:  But… I didn’t practice at all… also, I can’t skate properly…

Silent little boy: It doesn’t matter at all! Join us even for a little while!

Little girl with a strong character: Yeah, we’re not asking you to force yourself! Just do what you can!

Little boy: Let’s skate together!

Little girl: Yes, yes!

Silent little boy: ……

Silent little boy:  Even if I fall…with a frog pose, I can always…

Silent little boy: …! I want to join you! Can I join you?

Children: Wah..!

Lively little boy: Obviously! Let’s do our best, together!

Silent little boy:  Yes…!

Nagi: Wonderful…! Everybody has such a happy smile!

Sogo:....yes, I’m glad. Everybody looks so happy…

Nagi: Your encouraging words reverberated in his heart, mister Yuki. He took a magnificent step forward

Yuki: I didn’t do anything. Rather, he did me a favor when he skated with me

Yuki: Fufu. Now, it’s my turn to learn how to skate properly. I’ll do my best to become a penguin 

Tenn: Hello everyone. I’m Tenn from TRIGGER.

Tenn: Today we’ve come to the “Seven colours” amusement park for the project “i-HAKE - We’ll Lend Idols’  Hands”

Tenn: Actually I came here pretty often when I was a child. It’s so nostalgic…

Staff: So, you got to come here before! Was there any attraction you liked?

Tenn: I liked overlooking the park from the ferris wheel. The show was also amazing. More than attractions, my goal was to attend that

Tenn: It was a show with circus tricks, but the first time I watched it I was very moved. I used to save my pocket money and came here many times…

Staff: Did you? Then, today’s job probably fits you

Tenn: Really? I can’t wait to find out what I’m supposed to do

Staff: Yeah! Now, let’s introduce the support guests!

Tenn: Fufu...actually, I happened to hear a voice saying excellent before

Iori: You see? I told you, Rokuya san! To not speak with such a loud voice!

Nagi: Oh! I was very lucky to have you with me when I won the preorder war!

Tenn: Take care of me today

Iori: Take care of us. We got caught before the introduction, didn't we?

Nagi: Hi, Kujou shi! You did well in guessing it was me!

Tenn: No, Gaku and Ryuu also attract attention. You’re just the same 

Nagi: Fufufu. I’ll acquire some spy skills someday. Anyway, Iori, shall we introduce today’s job? 

Iori: Yes. Ready...

Iori&Nagi: We’ll have a part in the renewal of Seven Colours amusement park’s show!

Tenn: In the show…!?

Park staff: Hello everybody. Thank you so much for accepting our request

Tenn: Ah… you’re a park staff member. Nice to meet you, I’m Kujou Tenn from TRIGGER. Take care of me

Park staff: Yes. I’m really happy I could meet you

Tenn: Will we get to appear in the renewal?

Park staff: Actually it’s been decided the venue will be renovated, and the show will be renewed accordingly

Park staff: Just when we were thinking about the opening ceremony we saw Kujou Tenn’s performance on TV, and we thought to ask you to join the show

Park staff: Kujou san, Izumi san, Rokuya san...let’s ignite the show together!

Tenn: Being entrusted to such an important moment is truly an honour. Take care of me

Iori: I also visited this place with my brother when I was a child. Let us help you with that.

Nagi: Your enthusiasm touched my heart. This place’s desire is always to create wonderful things

Nagi: The circus was performed by a dance orchestra at my own home, so I could see it from up close. I hope I can make use of that knowledge. 

 Park staff: A-at your own home…?

Iori:... Rokuya san, you should understand that there are only a limited number of people you can talk about your royal story to

Tenn: Fufu. Looks like it’s becoming a lively project 

Park staff: Well, it’s time to change your clothes!

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Tenn:...well, that’s the outfit

Nagi: You really look good as a circus director, Kujou shi. But I think my outfit is better

Tenn: Thank you. I’ll do my best not to lose 

Nagi: Meow! I’m trying to pretend to be a white cat

Tenn:....anyway, don’t you think Izumi san is taking a long time?

Nagi: He was behind me until a few minutes ago….

Nagi: Iori! Come on out, please!

Iori:.........

Nagi: Oh! What happened, Iori?  Hiding yourself like that…

Iori: N-no...it’s nothing

Tenn: What about the assertiveness you were showing just a short while ago? Perhaps, you’re ashamed of your cat outfit?

Iori: It’s not like that…!

Nagi: Got it…! You were trying to acquire spy skills before me 

Iori: Y-yes. Yes. That’s the reason. Since I’m wearing this dress, I think I’ll act just like a cat

Nagi: That’s wonderfully professional of you, Iori!

Tenn: Fufu, fine. I thought that a black cat really suited you, but you’re identifying as one too

Iori: That sounds obvious to me. I’m not ashamed at all of wearing such a fluffy outfit

Park staff: The outfits look really good on you! 

Tenn: White cat, black cat… then I’ve received a whip….

Tenn: Who have I been casted as?

Park staff: You’re an apprentice trainer of wild animals

Park staff: Izumi san, Rokuya san...you’re the trainer’s cat buddies!

Iori: C-cat buddies…?

Nagi: Wow! Just like Cocona's buddy! The magic angel Cocoron!

Tenn:  Is this a fantasy set up?

Park staff: Yes! The apprentice trainer Kujou san has a master. By chance, when the cat buddies were playing with the master’s whip, they somewhat became humans. 

Park staff: The apprentice is fascinated by the power of the whip and, ignoring his master's warnings, with the strong desire of giving the lonely circus new life, he takes one animal after another and gives them a human appearance. gradually losing control of that power 

Park staff: Finally he decides to communicate with his buddies, who wanted to support him. All the animals then switch back to their real form and they make the show a great success and the circus becomes prosperous as well

Tenn: He had the strong desire to make the circus a lively place, but he did it in the wrong way… and then he got help from the cats

Nagi: What a wonderful story! With just your explanations I felt the story overflowing more and more inside me!

Iori: Understood. That’s the background behind this appearance

Tenn: Let’s go for it, mister black cat

Iori: I’ll do my best even without you telling me to

Nagi: In order to impersonate cats, shall we do some meowing training?

Iori: There are more important things to practice!

Iori: Sorry, what are we supposed to do in the show?

Park staff: Dancing and singing, of course! Make everybody excited, please!

Nagi: That’s our speciality!

Tenn: Just...that?

Park staff: Yes! The ceremony is only one month away, we're working on a tight schedule...

Park staff: We’d like to convey the atmosphere of a musical, with singing and dancing 

Tenn: ….Understood

Tenn: Sorry, may I ask if it’s possible for us to see the cast members’ practice?

Park staff: Ah...of course! Please, follow me!

Tenn: *runs after*

Iori: Kujou san got really into it, didn't he?

Nagi: The impeccable center of TRIGGER, Kujou shi… It’s invaluable, being able to see this spirit of his up close

Iori: Yes. We also need to take it seriously

Nagi: Of course. Isn’t meowing a serious thing, too?

Iori: Hold your tongue!

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Tenn:...amazing…

Nagi: The instruments they throw into the air, seem to be attracted by their hands. This is  just like magic...

Iori: All of them are doing this with a light hand, but every technique must be pretty hard

Park staff: Making you happy is truly a honour 

Iori: Also the number of instruments they throw into the air is remarkable. I wonder if they will do that during the show

Tenn: There are also hoops, sticks, diabolos and cigar boxes...

Park staff: You’re very well informed!

Tenn:...so. There’s something I need to talk to you about

Iori: It’s fine with me

Nagi: Let’s do it!

Tenn: Fufu. I haven't said nothing yet

Tenn: Staff, please. Singing and dancing is okay, but we’d like to challenge ourselves with this art too

Park staff: What….! Are you sure!?

Tenn: I don’t want to give only what I’m asked. I want to give more

Tenn: These partners of mine will follow me, I suppose? 

Iori: Don’t underestimate us, mr apprentice trainer of wild animals

Nagi: YES! Let’s perform our combination

Tenn: Told you

Park staff: Understood. We’ll get on with it. Take care of us

Tenn: Let’s give something incredible. Take care of me, the two of you

Iori&Nagi: Yes…!