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iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 1~

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hiya, everyone. This is IDOLiSH7's Yotsuba Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: On today's "iHAKE! Idol Dispatch!~" project, well...... I'm here in a wide kitchen.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Also, it smells really sweet here...... What's the request this time? Gettin' hungry now!

Staff: You can tell just by the scent......?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Eh, there's a lotta smell here.

Chocolate, cookies, and...... ah, I think I smell donuts too!

Staff: Eeh?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Heheh. Cuz the taste testers of IDOLiSH7 are me and Nagicchi.

My taste test ability ain't for show.

Yotsuba Tamaki: I can tell just by the scent.

Staff: I'm aware that you love sweets, but I didn't expect you have such a skill......!

Boy: Aah! It's Tamaki!

Boy: You're right! He's so big!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Woah......?! What is it?!

Momo: Nyahaha! Sorry sorry, they couldn't wait for long!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, you're here!

Kujou Tenn: Hello, Yotsuba Tamaki-san.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Tenntenn's here too......!

So, my support guests are......

Momo: Yes! It's us!

......Good little kids, can you recite what we practiced earlier?

Children: Yeees!

Kujou Tenn: Alright then, here we go!

One, two......!

Everyone: "We want to make a house that looks like the castle where King Pudding lives"!

Yotsuba Tamaki: King Pudding's castle......

Uh, you mean that castle made from sweets?

Momo: Yes! You know that, right, Tamaki?

King Pudding's song!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course!

......Oh Oh Oh Oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Children: Oukan no sakiccho ni ha kuriimu wo mittsu~~♪

[TL: There are three pieces of cream on the tips of his crown~~♪]

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh! Both of you know the song too!

Boy: Of course!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! I should've known!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. The kid from Ainana Kindergarten who loves King Pudding made a request to create a castle using sweets with you.

Momo: Furthermore, the company that made King Pudding will fully back you up!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh...... This is gonna be so amazing!

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......So that means, this sweet smell is......

Staff: You're correct. It's the scent of the sweets that will be used to create the castle!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Seriously? This is so awesome!

Boy: So awesome!

Momo: Some sweets have been prepared for the program in advance, but the easy to make ones like the cookies, will be made with the kids!

Kujou Tenn: That means we can put decorations together from scratch.

Let's grant the wishes of these children.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course......!

Alright, everyone! Let's create this really awesome castle!

Everyone: Yeah......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Whoa, we're like, uh? Patisserie!

Momo: It looks good on all of you! Tamaki, you look really cool!

Kujou Tenn: Aside from being a Patisserie due to the apron, your interaction with the children made you look more like a teacher.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe! Guess I'm like a teach.

Just doing what I can do.

Boy: Ah, they have King Pudding nameplates!

Girl: I'm jealous!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh. Then let's make King Pudding cookies together!

Ones that look like these nameplates.

Children: Let's make it!

Momo: ......In a moment, I thought that they're going to talk how unfair it is, but Tamaki diverted it......

Kujou Tenn: ......I concur. I don't know if it's just his quick-wittiness, or if he did it out of reflex......

Girl: Hey hey, what can I call you two?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Oh yeah.

Everyone, gather here.

Children: We're here!

Yotsuba Tamaki: I'm Tamaki. Then he's TennTenn, and this is Momorin.

Kujou Tenn: Isn't TennTenn hard to say......?

Girl: TennTenn-sensei!

Kujou Tenn: Ah......

Hehe. Thank you.

Boy: Hi, Momorin-sensei!

Momo: Yeees! I'm Momorin-sensei! Let's all get along well, everyone!

Children: Woaaah......!

Teacher: I'm sorry, everyone.

We'll be in your care today.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ah, you're the real teach?

Teacher: Yes. I'm these children's teacher at Ainana Kindergarten.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Umm...... We'll be careful not to put them in harm's way......

Yotsuba Tamaki: We appreciate your help.

Teacher: Alright! Please leave it to me!

Momo: ......It feels like you're being more reliable now, Tamaki!

Momo-chan's heart is fluttering!

Kujou Tenn: I agree. You act more mature compared to when you're with IDOLiSH7.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Hmm. They remind me of the kids at the orphanage. Been so busy recently that I couldn't go and see them.

Momo: Tamaki......

Boy: Hey, Tamaki-sensei!

All of us had a talk on how to make the King Pudding castle with sweets.

Boy: Can we make it like this?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Awesome! You guys drew this?

Boy: Yeah!

Momo: Waah......! There's even a postbox! Is this doable with chocolates?

Boy: By the way, if the King Pudding castle doesn't have a postbox, we thought it'll be better if it has one!

Momo: No way, this kid is really considerate......

Kujou Tenn: ......Why are you speaking in Anesagi's tone......?

Girl: I'll add hearts and ribbons on the cookie roof to make it look cuter! Like Princess Meringue!

Kujou Tenn: So that it will look colorful. That's such a lovely idea. Do you want to do it with me?

Girl: Sure......!

Momo: So the front door will be a donut?

Boy: Yeah! It'll look cute with lots of donuts.

So it's alright even if you eat one!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! You're right, it won't be obvious if you eat one. That's a great idea!

Boy: Yeah! It's because I love donuts!

Kujou Tenn: I see. I love donuts too.

Boy: TennTenn-sensei too? We're matchies!

Momo: I like sweets too!

Can we put chocolate on the walls?

Boy: Yes! We can do it with chocolate that won't melt! The uh, sugar butler? said so!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh. You sure know a lot!

Boy: It's because I like it! More than Tamaki-sensei!

Yotsuba Tamaki: What......?! Oh you, I'll tickle you!

Boy: Kyahahaha......!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Well then. Let's create the castle that everyone thought of.

Girl: Yay!

Momo: This Momorin-sensei will forgive you if you take a little bite......! Teehee!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh crap. Everyone, Momorin-sensei is the big boss. Be careful......!

Boy: Momorin-sensei, you're the boss!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Let's make the castle of sweets with the boss!

Everyone: Yeah......!

Tenn: Hello everyone. I’m Tenn from TRIGGER.

Tenn: Today we’ve come to the “Seven colours” amusement park for the project “i-HAKE - We’ll Lend Idols’  Hands”

Tenn: Actually I came here pretty often when I was a child. It’s so nostalgic…

Staff: So, you got to come here before! Was there any attraction you liked?

Tenn: I liked overlooking the park from the ferris wheel. The show was also amazing. More than attractions, my goal was to attend that

Tenn: It was a show with circus tricks, but the first time I watched it I was very moved. I used to save my pocket money and came here many times…

Staff: Did you? Then, today’s job probably fits you

Tenn: Really? I can’t wait to find out what I’m supposed to do

Staff: Yeah! Now, let’s introduce the support guests!

Tenn: Fufu...actually, I happened to hear a voice saying excellent before

Iori: You see? I told you, Rokuya san! To not speak with such a loud voice!

Nagi: Oh! I was very lucky to have you with me when I won the preorder war!

Tenn: Take care of me today

Iori: Take care of us. We got caught before the introduction, didn't we?

Nagi: Hi, Kujou shi! You did well in guessing it was me!

Tenn: No, Gaku and Ryuu also attract attention. You’re just the same 

Nagi: Fufufu. I’ll acquire some spy skills someday. Anyway, Iori, shall we introduce today’s job? 

Iori: Yes. Ready...

Iori&Nagi: We’ll have a part in the renewal of Seven Colours amusement park’s show!

Tenn: In the show…!?

Park staff: Hello everybody. Thank you so much for accepting our request

Tenn: Ah… you’re a park staff member. Nice to meet you, I’m Kujou Tenn from TRIGGER. Take care of me

Park staff: Yes. I’m really happy I could meet you

Tenn: Will we get to appear in the renewal?

Park staff: Actually it’s been decided the venue will be renovated, and the show will be renewed accordingly

Park staff: Just when we were thinking about the opening ceremony we saw Kujou Tenn’s performance on TV, and we thought to ask you to join the show

Park staff: Kujou san, Izumi san, Rokuya san...let’s ignite the show together!

Tenn: Being entrusted to such an important moment is truly an honour. Take care of me

Iori: I also visited this place with my brother when I was a child. Let us help you with that.

Nagi: Your enthusiasm touched my heart. This place’s desire is always to create wonderful things

Nagi: The circus was performed by a dance orchestra at my own home, so I could see it from up close. I hope I can make use of that knowledge. 

 Park staff: A-at your own home…?

Iori:... Rokuya san, you should understand that there are only a limited number of people you can talk about your royal story to

Tenn: Fufu. Looks like it’s becoming a lively project 

Park staff: Well, it’s time to change your clothes!

Shade in and out

Tenn:...well, that’s the outfit

Nagi: You really look good as a circus director, Kujou shi. But I think my outfit is better

Tenn: Thank you. I’ll do my best not to lose 

Nagi: Meow! I’m trying to pretend to be a white cat

Tenn:....anyway, don’t you think Izumi san is taking a long time?

Nagi: He was behind me until a few minutes ago….

Nagi: Iori! Come on out, please!

Iori:.........

Nagi: Oh! What happened, Iori?  Hiding yourself like that…

Iori: N-no...it’s nothing

Tenn: What about the assertiveness you were showing just a short while ago? Perhaps, you’re ashamed of your cat outfit?

Iori: It’s not like that…!

Nagi: Got it…! You were trying to acquire spy skills before me 

Iori: Y-yes. Yes. That’s the reason. Since I’m wearing this dress, I think I’ll act just like a cat

Nagi: That’s wonderfully professional of you, Iori!

Tenn: Fufu, fine. I thought that a black cat really suited you, but you’re identifying as one too

Iori: That sounds obvious to me. I’m not ashamed at all of wearing such a fluffy outfit

Park staff: The outfits look really good on you! 

Tenn: White cat, black cat… then I’ve received a whip….

Tenn: Who have I been casted as?

Park staff: You’re an apprentice trainer of wild animals

Park staff: Izumi san, Rokuya san...you’re the trainer’s cat buddies!

Iori: C-cat buddies…?

Nagi: Wow! Just like Cocona's buddy! The magic angel Cocoron!

Tenn:  Is this a fantasy set up?

Park staff: Yes! The apprentice trainer Kujou san has a master. By chance, when the cat buddies were playing with the master’s whip, they somewhat became humans. 

Park staff: The apprentice is fascinated by the power of the whip and, ignoring his master's warnings, with the strong desire of giving the lonely circus new life, he takes one animal after another and gives them a human appearance. gradually losing control of that power 

Park staff: Finally he decides to communicate with his buddies, who wanted to support him. All the animals then switch back to their real form and they make the show a great success and the circus becomes prosperous as well

Tenn: He had the strong desire to make the circus a lively place, but he did it in the wrong way… and then he got help from the cats

Nagi: What a wonderful story! With just your explanations I felt the story overflowing more and more inside me!

Iori: Understood. That’s the background behind this appearance

Tenn: Let’s go for it, mister black cat

Iori: I’ll do my best even without you telling me to

Nagi: In order to impersonate cats, shall we do some meowing training?

Iori: There are more important things to practice!

Iori: Sorry, what are we supposed to do in the show?

Park staff: Dancing and singing, of course! Make everybody excited, please!

Nagi: That’s our speciality!

Tenn: Just...that?

Park staff: Yes! The ceremony is only one month away, we're working on a tight schedule...

Park staff: We’d like to convey the atmosphere of a musical, with singing and dancing 

Tenn: ….Understood

Tenn: Sorry, may I ask if it’s possible for us to see the cast members’ practice?

Park staff: Ah...of course! Please, follow me!

Tenn: *runs after*

Iori: Kujou san got really into it, didn't he?

Nagi: The impeccable center of TRIGGER, Kujou shi… It’s invaluable, being able to see this spirit of his up close

Iori: Yes. We also need to take it seriously

Nagi: Of course. Isn’t meowing a serious thing, too?

Iori: Hold your tongue!

Shade in and out

Tenn:...amazing…

Nagi: The instruments they throw into the air, seem to be attracted by their hands. This is  just like magic...

Iori: All of them are doing this with a light hand, but every technique must be pretty hard

Park staff: Making you happy is truly a honour 

Iori: Also the number of instruments they throw into the air is remarkable. I wonder if they will do that during the show

Tenn: There are also hoops, sticks, diabolos and cigar boxes...

Park staff: You’re very well informed!

Tenn:...so. There’s something I need to talk to you about

Iori: It’s fine with me

Nagi: Let’s do it!

Tenn: Fufu. I haven't said nothing yet

Tenn: Staff, please. Singing and dancing is okay, but we’d like to challenge ourselves with this art too

Park staff: What….! Are you sure!?

Tenn: I don’t want to give only what I’m asked. I want to give more

Tenn: These partners of mine will follow me, I suppose? 

Iori: Don’t underestimate us, mr apprentice trainer of wild animals

Nagi: YES! Let’s perform our combination

Tenn: Told you

Park staff: Understood. We’ll get on with it. Take care of us

Tenn: Let’s give something incredible. Take care of me, the two of you

Iori&Nagi: Yes…!

Always True to Self

All: It's done......!

Girl: Wow! It's so cute!

Boy: It looks like a real castle!

Boy: Ah, this is the monster I made with Boss!

Momo: That's King Pudding, not a monster?!

Girl: TennTenn-sensei, thank you for attaching the donuts with me!

Kujou Tenn: You're welcome.

It turned out pretty cute.

Boy: ......Tamaki-sensei.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh, you're the kid who likes Banchou Pudding.

What's wrong?

Boy: I drew this with chocolate pen.

.......This is you, Tamaki-sensei.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh, thanks!

You're really good at drawing.

You should continue doing it.

Boy: Really......?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah. Your friends will be happy too!

Boy: ............!

Sure......!

Teacher: Alright everyone, let's enact what we practiced earlier!

One, two......

Children: Tamaki-sensei, TennTenn-sensei, and Momorin-sensei!

Thank you for making our dreams come true!

Please come back and play again next time!

Momo: Dream...... I should be thanking all of you!

Thank you very much for the wonderful time!

Kujou Tenn: I realized once again how amazing it is to do something for someone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Thank you so much, everyone!

We'll come back again, and this time with more of us!

(IDOLiSH7 dorms)

IDOLiSH7: ............

Izumi Mitsuki: Tamaki~~~~!!!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Woah......

What is it? It hurts, Mikki!

Izumi Mitsuki: Ugh......

You idiot, I can't help it but give you a hug!

Nanase Riku: I'll hug you too!

Rokuya Nagi: Me too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: S-So heavy~!!

Nanase Riku: Iori, you too!

Izumi Iori: I-I'm fine with it!

Nanase Riku: Ehh! Geez, you're always so shy.

Rokuya Nagi: OH! What about you, Sougo?

Ousaka Sougo: Umm......

Do you, want a hug......?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Sou-chan, you don't, have to.

Ousaka Sougo: O-Okay......?

Nikaidou Yamato: Do you want to jump to my chest, then? Tama.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Why're you the one on the receiving end!

Izumi Iori: ......That said, the role distribution was executed pretty well this time.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Role distribution?

Izumi Iori: Yes. ......Momo-san designated himself as the boss, and how do I say this......

He has the support of mischievous children.

Izumi Iori: And then, there's Kujou-san......

He treats the children with care, and so he's popular with children who are the model student types.

Izumi Iori: Finally, Yotsuba-san.

You treat everyone equally, so you're an all-rounder type loved by everyone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Is that, a good thing?

Rokuya Nagi: Of course it is, Tamaki!

You don't offend anyone, and proceed with things smoothly.

If I was a person of authority, I would treasure people like you.

Ousaka Sougo: That might be so.

Equality might sound simple, but it's the hardest thing to do.

Nanase Riku: ......Sounds like they're having a complicated discussion......

Yotsuba Tamaki: I don't understand anything even though it's about me......

Nikaidou Yamato: Ahh, to put it simply.

Everyone was moved by your role as a teacher.

Yotsuba Tamaki: It was that kinda talk......?

Izumi Mitsuki: It is! It might be just for work, but I thought that you're the big brother type.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh! It's 'coz I'm the big bro!

Nanase Riku: Tenn-nii also felt like a big brother......

Izumi Iori: There. Please stop being sentimental.

Nanase Riku: Wha...... I'm not! I'm just immersing in it!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Did Momorin also feel like a big bro?

Nikaidou Yamato: ......Momo-san is......

Ousaka Sougo: He somehow feels like, a big friend, I guess......

Rokuya Nagi: OH...... That description could be interpreted differently depending on the person, Sougo. [1]

Izumi Mitsuki: Momo-san ate chocolate with the kids!

Did you not eat anything, Tamaki?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ohh, I did.

......A little.

Nikaidou Yamato: Tama ate......

Izumi Mitsuki: A little......?

Ousaka Sougo: That's great, Tamaki-kun.

You recently went to the dentist because of toothache.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Y-Yeah.

Beep.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Oh crap.

Ousaka Sougo: Huh. It's a RabbiChat from Momo-san and Kujou-san in the group chat......

Nikaidou Yamato: Ah, you're right.

Izumi Mitsuki: What do we have here......?

Izumi Mitsuki: ......Tamaki and Tenn, how did you eat the huge quantity of cookies you brought home? It's hard for someone who's going thirty, so if you found a way that's manageable please tell me.

Nikaidou Yamato: ......I remade it to scone and bread.

I'm responsible for the calories I consume......

Nanase Riku: Waah......! The huge quantity of King Pudding cookies you brought home that we secretly ate from everyone has been exposed, Tamaki!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Rikkun......! You just exposed us!

Shh......!

Rokuya Nagi: Even though we're eating bit by bit with black tea......!

Izumi Iori: ......Sigh. I told you so.

Someday that secret will be exposed.

Nanase Riku: How are we supposed to know that!

Rokuya Nagi: He's right!

Ousaka Sougo: ......Tamaki-kun. Since the dentist has taken care of you, I told you not to eat too many sweets, right?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Well! Y'all ate King Pudding head first mercilessly!

Izumi Mitsuki: ......That's......

Nikaidou Yamato: It's the same thing even if you eat from the stomach......

Rokuya Nagi: So all of you eat Kokona head first as well?!

Nikaidou Yamato: Then how do we eat it?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Based on feelings!

Ousaka Sougo: Geez...... I won't tell you to stop eating.

At least eat at a designated time......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Sweets are delicious when you eat them in the evening!

Nikaidou Yamato: Ahh, yeah I understand what you mean.

Izumi Mitsuki: Ahaha......! The heck. When I saw Tamaki-sensei, I felt a bit sad because he's so mature now, but then he's the same old Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: What? I'm still me.

Nanase Riku: But your kindness was conveyed in the VTR!

You notice even the smallest details.

Izumi Iori: .......I agree. You may look clumsy and thick-headed, but you can perceive the subtleties of the heart......

Nanase Riku: But you're the clumsier one?

Izumi Iori: How vexing......!

Rokuya Nagi: Tamaki does not concern himself with who's above or below.

He naturally looks at you at eye level, and the same position.

And the other person won't even notice it.

Rokuya Nagi: It was a wonderful project, Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Hehe. Thanks.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Somehow...... I feel a bit down when someone tells me that what I think was amazing is just normal......

Yotsuba Tamaki: When everyone says that what I think is ordinary is amazing, it makes me really happy.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Though it's just the other way around......

Yotsuba Tamaki: I thank everyone for making me think that it's actually amazing.

Thank you very much.

Izumi Mitsuki: S-Stop that......! You're making me cry!

Nikaidou Yamato: You've grown up so much, Tama......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Anyways, Sou-chan!

I expect big things!

Ousaka Sougo: Eh...... Ah, yes......!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Your dispatch job better not be about cooking.

Ousaka Sougo: Really? I don't hate cooking though......

Nanase Riku: S-Sougo-san! The meal we all made today with a bit of spice was easy to eat!

Izumi Iori: Nanase-san, you remember to read the room.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......I wonder if Aya is having a fun day without any lies today.

Yotsuba Tamaki: I wanna tell her about my friends.

......Until that day comes, your big bro is doing his best.

End of Episode 3.

Translator's Notes:

iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 2~

Mister Shomooka: Alright! Good evening, everyone!

It's time for another episode of "iHAKE! ~Idol Dispatch!~"!

Audience: Kyaaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: This program is about dispatching the idols nationwide to fulfill the senders' requests!

Mister Shimooka: The filming was taken over the course of few days, and will be shown as variety documentary later on!

Mister Shimooka: And so, on this episode......

We have Tamaki-kun, Tenn-kun, and Momo-kun here at the studio!

Yotsuba Tamaki: It's finally my turn! Heyaaa!

Kujou Tenn: Good evening. I'm delighted to be participating again.

Momo: Momo-chan's joining too!

Let's have fun together!

Audience: Kyaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: Alright, please treat me well!

Mister Shimooka: Tamaki-kun, I didn't expect that you're really good at connecting with the kids! I was very impressed.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe. Are you praising me?

Mister Shimooka: Of course! Kids are often scared of me.

Tenn-kun and Momo-kun, what do you two think?

Kujou Tenn: Ah, yes. I learned a lot from him.

He met the children at eye level by crouching down as if it's natural. I don't recall having done that myself.

Momo: Also, he noticed a lot of small details!

During the filming, all I could think was, Tamaki-sensei......!

Mister Shimooka: Really?! I'm getting excited to watch the rest of the VTR!

......At any rate, I'm sure the three of you got hungry during the filming because you're surrounded by sweets.

Momo: I thought to myself that I didn't want to see sweets for the time being, but my body craved for it the next day......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, aren't you the one who secretly ate the most?

Kujou Tenn: Momorin-sensei, aren't you setting a bad example for the children?

Momo: That...... That's not true!

Even the two of you ate together! I saw it!

Mister Shimooka: Ahaha! We can't tell who's the real children anymore, huh?!

Without further ado, let's watch the continuation!

(Fade out)

(Fade in, scene changes back to the kitchen)

Children: KARAMERU ha tarechau kurai torotoro ni~~♪

(TL: Caramel so thick it drips~~♪)

Children: Puppuppuppuppuri puri torotoro~~♪

(TL: P-p-p-plumpy drippy~~♪)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! All of you are good at singing!

Kujou Tenn: .....The song is so highly addictive that I might sing it even when I get home......

Momo: I feel you. I probably would give in and download the song because I want it so bad.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............?

What are you two talking about?

Momo: Nothing! We're discussing how the song is great!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Right?! I knew you'd understand, Momorin.

Yotsuba Tamaki: You should sing with us too, TennTenn!

Kujou Tenn: No need. Just listening is enough......

Girl: TennTenn-sensei! Let's sing together!

Momorin-sensei too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: See.

Kujou Tenn: Ugh......

I might end up sing it in front of Gaku and Ryuu if I sing here......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh, sounds great. You should spread the word to 'em.

Momo: Momo-chan's specialty is spreading the good word!

I'll teach it to Yuki too!

Momo: Alright, everyone! Let's all sing while shaping the cookies!

Children: Yaaaay!

Momo: One, two!

Everyone: Oh oh oh oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Momo: What's this? This is so much fun!

Kujou Tenn: It feels like we've always known the song, as if our body is accustomed to it......

Momo: We're making an incredible progress with making cookies while singing!

Boy: Ahh! Momorin-sensei, what's that?

A monster?

Momo: Eh?! This is supposed to be a King Pudding-shaped cookie......!

Boy: Eeehh?! That's a monster!

Kujou Tenn: ......It seems that we have to adjust the edges of his limbs. Just like this......

Momo: Woaaahh?! You can tell the limbs apart easily......?!

Girl: Waah......! TennTenn-sensei, you're so good! Do it on mine too!

Boy: Mine too!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Sure, come here.

Boy: ......Hey, boss.

Momo: Hm? ......Ah, you mean me!

What do you want from this boss?

Boy: Can I eat a bit of this chocolate?

Momo: Heh heh heh...... This boss will approve your request......

Boy: Yay!

Momo: In exchange, let me have some bite......

Whoa! This is delicious!

Boy: Ahh! Boss! Me too, me too......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............

That kid......

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......What's wrong? Not having fun?

Boy: Umm......

............

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......I was thinking of making different kinds of King Pudding, wanna join me?

Boy: Different kinds......?

Am I going to make it with Tamaki-sensei?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah.

......Let's see, like Banchou Pudding. [1]

Boy: Banchou Pudding! I love him, he's so cool!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Haha. We'll get along well then.

Hmm, here, we'll start with......

Boy: The hat! Let's start with the hat!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Okay. So the hat then.

Boy: Yeah......! If you do it like this......

Yotsuba Tamaki: You're really good at this.

Girl: Tamaki-sensei, what are you making?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Banchou Pudding. Y'know 'im?

Girl: No! Is he strong?

Boy: Ah...... Umm......

Yes. He's cool and strong.

Boy: That's awesome! How strong is he?

Tell me!

Boy: S-Sure......!

Um, he's holding a leaf with his mouth......

Girl: He's holding a leaf with his mouth? Sounds interesting!

Boy: Ehehe...... That's why he's the banchou!

Also, there's this cape thingy around him......

Momo: ......Even the king needs a lot of friends.

Kujou Tenn: Children are very flexible when given the opportunity.

Kujou Tenn: A while ago, I asked the teacher for advice on how to talk to him. And then they told me that he's not good in group activities......

Momo: Eh?! I heard from the other children that he's listening to conversations without interest, but when it comes to one-on-one talk, he talks a lot......

Momo: ......I see. Tamaki, you'd somehow know even if you didn't ask anyone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hmm... It's not like I did something amazing......

Anyone can do anything just by encouraging them.

They're just scared.

Momo: ......Geez! I'll give all the sweets the staff prepared to you! You can eat it......!

Kujou Tenn: Boss, would that be alright?

The people over there are looking at us with troubled faces.

Momo: Yes. They're not the staff, but the boss's underlings! Don't worry!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha......! You're really interesting, Momorin.

I'll take a bite later.

Yotsuba Tamaki: When the sweets are done, the main thing will be the decorations.

We'll create the best castle!

End of Episode 2.

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Translator's Notes:

[1] - Banchou Pudding is a kind of Pudding where instead of a crown and ribbon, he wears a hat that comes with gakuran (uniform for junior and senior high school boys in japan), cape, and a leaf in his mouth. This Pudding is present in Tamaki's "King Pudding" card series.

Mister Shimooka:  Hello, everybody! It’s time for “i-HAKE - We’ll Lend Idols’  Hands”

Audience: Kyaaaa…!

Mister Shimooka: In this program, idols are sent to help people from all over the country!

Mister Shimooka: We followed the recordings for several days and they have now become a variety documentary!

Mister Shimooka: Today on the show, we have Tenn kun, Iori kun and Nagi kun!

Tenn: Hello everyone. It’s truly an honour to be called as the main guest for today. Take care of me

Iori: I’m the support for today. Take care of me

Nagi: Please, enjoy with us today!

Audience: Kyaaaa…!

Mister Shimooka: Yes, take care of us!

Mister Shimooka: So, the three of you faced a circus challenge. The content must be worth seeing!

Tenn: Yes. In order to make sure of that we practiced all together and we faced the performance. Just like with lives concerts  before

Nagi: Practicing with Kujo shi was an exciting experience. He was able to spot the slightest imperfection in my movements with the accuracy of an AI

Tenn: It’s easy to spot when you’re out of alignment, since you’ve got long limbs. Gaku and Ryuu also had a hard time because of that

Nagi:...oh! I suspect you have a third eye on your back

Iori: Then, stop touching Kujo san’s back during training

Tenn: I agree with Izumi Iori

Nagi: Please, keep on agreeing with each other. When we were training, your arguments regarding the right line to follow really reminded me of a fight between wolves. Even if you look like a singing bird…

Iori&Tenn: Which of us is supposed to be the wolf!?

Nagi: Oh….

Mister Shimooka: Ahah! It looks like your relationships became closer during the project! Your outfits were kinda shocking for an old man like me!

Iori: We ended up talking about that after all...

Tenn: You’re still embarrassed

Nagi: You’re the one who resembles a black cat the most among Idolish7. You should have more self confidence, Iori...

Iori: S-self confidence…

Mister Shimooka: The three of you were perfect for your roles! It’s amazing for idols!

Mister Shimooka: You aimed to do more than requested, but let’s look at the second part of the VTR!

*cut to the amusement park’s circus*

Tenn: Fuu… the singing and dancing parts are completed

Iori: Yes. I don’t think we’ll have problem with the next exercises either

Tenn: We’ve got circus practice next… What would you say is the success rate for the both of you? 60%, 70%?

Nagi: Yes… I miss the hoops many times...

Nagi: I’m aware it’s not an ability you can get overnight….but it’s still humiliating

Tenn: This feeling is definitely a friend of yours. …. it should be a cascade, after which you juggle one of them under your leg, right?

Nagi: I should juggle three hoops as if they were beanbags, and then let another one pass under my leg

Iori: Rokuya san is tall, energic, and I think he looks great 

Nagi: Ah… the cast members also told me the same when they chose the activity for me. I’ll definitely try to make the program a success

Nagi: Iori’s fingers spinning, with the rings going round and round, was splendid

Iori: Thank you…. but I've dropped them many times too

Nagi: You've got a handle on the basics, so it’s fine. Now you should think about how to charm the audience 

Iori: Yes… when I spin two rings I don’t know how to use my strength and I end up being clumsy

Tenn: I don’t think you want to fail, so you can do better

Iori&Nagi:.........

Tenn: What?

Iori: No, it’s just… I was expecting you to be a demon instructor. I’m really surprised you’re helping us

Tenn: You know the expression about the carrot and the stick? I’ll be stricter from now on

Nagi: God, let him be moderate, let him be moderate…

Iori: Kujo san, you are supposed to use the Diabolo, aren’t you?

Nagi: Somehow, the Diabolo seems to be able to jump up on its own

Tenn: It’s just like an elevator. When you stretch the string that makes the Diabolo accelerate, it goes up thanks to the force of rotation

Tenn: Anyway if you use the acceleration the wrong way it stops halfway and falls down, so things may not go as planned… that’s why the feeling of achievement when you do it properly is irreplaceable 

Nagi: Yes! When I and Iori succeeded in the training we did at the dormitory, we hugged to share the joy!

Iori: Yes. For some reason, we got sekihan* for dinner that day

Nagi: Definitely, five pixies must have been watching over us

Iori: Did you train at home as well, Kujo san?

Tenn: Yeah, I did. It seems there are some pixies at my place too

Nagi: Oh, what kind of pixies are they?

Tenn: Fruits and drinks appear without me noticing 

Iori:  What a refined choice

Tenn: Is that so? I’d say it’s just acceptable 

Park staff: Good job, everybody! Is this a good time for a break?

Tenn: Good job. Yes, I was thinking about taking a break now

Iori (thinking): *Finally...I was wondering when we could rest a bit*

Nagi (thinking): *Thanks God… let the demon instructor go to sleep”

Park staff: I brought you some juice, feel free to drink it..! On the day of the renewal event, we’re planning to sell this special menu

Iori:….what…

Tenn: What…?

Iori: I-it’s a groundbreaking menu. There is cotton candy, marshmallows...everything looks very suited for Rabinsta, which is popular among young people

Nagi: It’s like a splendid amusement park that you can hold in your hands

Park staff:  Thank you. Since the opening day is approaching, we’re doing a general simulation with all the cast

Park staff: Feel free to have a look around, if you like!

Tenn: Really? I was so focused on our training that I didn’t even notice… Thank you for the suggestion!

Tenn: It’s a perfect time to have a look around, don’t you think so?

Nagi: Good idea! 

Iori: Some rest is necessary after all. Please allow me to join you

Tenn: Ah...look out there!

Iori. What…?

Nagi: Wow...all the attractions are shining!  And in tandem with the lights, the cast members are dancing…

Nagi: It looks like the view we see from the stage

Iori: I didn’t notice there was such a wonderful view out there…

Tenn: Our regular job is being idols, but we can make people happy in the exact same way with this show

Tenn: People will come here because they want to see a shining, endless dream…

Tenn: We also have to give our best for these people

Tenn: Let’s give them the same feeling that is moving us right now

Iori: Yes. I’m agreeing with you a lot during this project, Kujo san

Tenn: Fufu. How unusual

Nagi: There were also quite a lot of big arguments, but I forgot them all just by looking at this view

Tenn: Take care of me during the performance, Izumi Iori and Rokuya Nagi

Iori&Nagi: Yes! 

End of part 2