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Torao Mido: Next up is today's main event, The "Let’s Make The Birthday Idol’s Image Drink!" segment!

Clap clap clap.......!

Torao Mido: I’ll ask the guests what kind of image they have of me, and using that as inspiration, I’ll pick the ingredients and make a drink to serve everyone.

Torao Mido: I’m curious to hear what you guys think of me. And what kind of words you'll use to describe me.

Momo: Then how about we start with Minami, since he probably knows Torao the best out of everyone here?

Minami Natsume: Yes, then allow me to go first. When I think of Mido-san, the first thing that comes to mind is "mature sensuality."

Minami Natsume: If I had to express it as colors, perhaps I'd go with deep crimson, velvet, or wine red.

Torao Mido: Even back when you produced me, you really focused on that part of my image, didn’t you.

Minami Natsume: Indeed. As the one responsible for ŹOOĻ’s sensual appeal, I made sure to polish you into something utterly seductive.

Mitsuki Izumi: I might end up saying something similar to Natsume, but….. Ah, is it okay if I go next?

Momo: Go ahead, go ahead!

Mitsuki Izumi: I would say my image of Mido is that he's “thrilling”. The sex appeal and everything included, there's just a sense of danger about him.

Mitsuki Izumi: The impression he made the first time I saw him still sticks with me even now. But once you actually talk to him, he’s a really nice and super friendly guy!

Momo: It's not just about Torao's looks — he makes the whole place feel more glamorous just by being there! So my image of him is “gorgeous”!

Momo: Of course there’s a flashy, dazzling kind of coolness to him, but there's also this elegance that just completely steals your attention.

Minami Natsume: The charm that naturally comes through from how refined and well-educated he is truly is one of his greatest strengths, isn’t it.

Torao Mido: I see. Hearing it all laid out like this doesn’t feel bad at all.

Torao Mido: “Mature sensuality,” “thrilling" and “gorgeous,” huh……

Mitsuki Izumi: I can’t picture what you’re gonna make at all! Now I’m excited to see what kind of drink it’ll turn into!

Torao Mido: I’ve more or less come up with a recipe. Just wait and look forward to it.

Minami Natsume: ….... Somehow, this feels less like a café and more like we’ve stepped into a high-end lounge.

Momo: Shhh!

Mitsuki Izumi: I was trying so hard not to say it!

Minami Natsume: Fufu, it’s all because of Mido-san’s allure, isn’t it.

Torao Mido: Sorry for the wait.

Momo: Wow, the color already looks so mature!

Mitsuki Izumi: Is that gold leaf that's sparkling? It’s seriously beautiful!

Torao Mido: Yeah. And I used cassis syrup for the color.

Torao Mido: I went with a ginger ale base and made a Kir Royal. It's non-alcoholic, though.

Torao Mido: The cocktail meaning of a Kir Royale is “the best encounter” and “intoxication.”

Torao Mido: To all my guests here, and to the fans watching this — thank you for celebrating my birthday today. Cheers to this encounter.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Cheers!!

Momo: Kyaa! Tora-chan, you're the best!! So cool!!

Mitsuki Izumi: That was insane just now. Everyone’s gonna fall for you after that!

Minami Natsume: My, Mido-san. Suddenly seducing everyone with cocktail meanings like that — what a sinful man you are.

Torao Mido: I’m not seducing anyone though? It’s just part of explaining the drink.

Momo: The fizz from the ginger ale is really nice. So refreshing and bubbly!

Minami Natsume: ….... It’s delicious. The light, refreshing sweetness is quite addictive.

Mitsuki Izumi: The appearance is super classy and mature too — this drink totally feels like you, Mido!

Torao Mido: I’m glad it suits your tastes. Being the one making the drinks for a change isn’t so bad.

Torao Mido: Now that you’ve all enjoyed the mocktail, it’s about time we move to the ending.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Whaaaaatt!?

Torao Mido: I feel the same way — I don’t want it to end either. Mitsuki Izumi, Momo-san, Minami, thank you all so much for coming to celebrate me today.

Torao Mido: I was also given the opportunity to serve as the MC and gain valuable experience, so I'd like to express my gratitude to this program once again.

Torao Mido: And to the fans watching this on their TVs too. From here on out, you can keep letting yourselves be intoxicated by me. I have no intention of letting you go.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Whoooooo!

Torao Mido: After this, there’ll be congratulatory messages from the guests, right?

Minami Natsume: Indeed. Please look forward to them.

Torao Mido: Well then... This has been the special birthday program “cafe rabBit Day,” hosted by ŹOOĻ's Torao Mido.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Thank you very much for today!

Torao Mido: See ya.

iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 2~

Mister Shomooka: Alright! Good evening, everyone!

It's time for another episode of "iHAKE! ~Idol Dispatch!~"!

Audience: Kyaaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: This program is about dispatching the idols nationwide to fulfill the senders' requests!

Mister Shimooka: The filming was taken over the course of few days, and will be shown as variety documentary later on!

Mister Shimooka: And so, on this episode......

We have Tamaki-kun, Tenn-kun, and Momo-kun here at the studio!

Yotsuba Tamaki: It's finally my turn! Heyaaa!

Kujou Tenn: Good evening. I'm delighted to be participating again.

Momo: Momo-chan's joining too!

Let's have fun together!

Audience: Kyaaaa......!

Mister Shimooka: Alright, please treat me well!

Mister Shimooka: Tamaki-kun, I didn't expect that you're really good at connecting with the kids! I was very impressed.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe. Are you praising me?

Mister Shimooka: Of course! Kids are often scared of me.

Tenn-kun and Momo-kun, what do you two think?

Kujou Tenn: Ah, yes. I learned a lot from him.

He met the children at eye level by crouching down as if it's natural. I don't recall having done that myself.

Momo: Also, he noticed a lot of small details!

During the filming, all I could think was, Tamaki-sensei......!

Mister Shimooka: Really?! I'm getting excited to watch the rest of the VTR!

......At any rate, I'm sure the three of you got hungry during the filming because you're surrounded by sweets.

Momo: I thought to myself that I didn't want to see sweets for the time being, but my body craved for it the next day......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, aren't you the one who secretly ate the most?

Kujou Tenn: Momorin-sensei, aren't you setting a bad example for the children?

Momo: That...... That's not true!

Even the two of you ate together! I saw it!

Mister Shimooka: Ahaha! We can't tell who's the real children anymore, huh?!

Without further ado, let's watch the continuation!

(Fade out)

(Fade in, scene changes back to the kitchen)

Children: KARAMERU ha tarechau kurai torotoro ni~~♪

(TL: Caramel so thick it drips~~♪)

Children: Puppuppuppuppuri puri torotoro~~♪

(TL: P-p-p-plumpy drippy~~♪)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! All of you are good at singing!

Kujou Tenn: .....The song is so highly addictive that I might sing it even when I get home......

Momo: I feel you. I probably would give in and download the song because I want it so bad.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............?

What are you two talking about?

Momo: Nothing! We're discussing how the song is great!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Right?! I knew you'd understand, Momorin.

Yotsuba Tamaki: You should sing with us too, TennTenn!

Kujou Tenn: No need. Just listening is enough......

Girl: TennTenn-sensei! Let's sing together!

Momorin-sensei too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: See.

Kujou Tenn: Ugh......

I might end up sing it in front of Gaku and Ryuu if I sing here......

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh, sounds great. You should spread the word to 'em.

Momo: Momo-chan's specialty is spreading the good word!

I'll teach it to Yuki too!

Momo: Alright, everyone! Let's all sing while shaping the cookies!

Children: Yaaaay!

Momo: One, two!

Everyone: Oh oh oh oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Momo: What's this? This is so much fun!

Kujou Tenn: It feels like we've always known the song, as if our body is accustomed to it......

Momo: We're making an incredible progress with making cookies while singing!

Boy: Ahh! Momorin-sensei, what's that?

A monster?

Momo: Eh?! This is supposed to be a King Pudding-shaped cookie......!

Boy: Eeehh?! That's a monster!

Kujou Tenn: ......It seems that we have to adjust the edges of his limbs. Just like this......

Momo: Woaaahh?! You can tell the limbs apart easily......?!

Girl: Waah......! TennTenn-sensei, you're so good! Do it on mine too!

Boy: Mine too!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Sure, come here.

Boy: ......Hey, boss.

Momo: Hm? ......Ah, you mean me!

What do you want from this boss?

Boy: Can I eat a bit of this chocolate?

Momo: Heh heh heh...... This boss will approve your request......

Boy: Yay!

Momo: In exchange, let me have some bite......

Whoa! This is delicious!

Boy: Ahh! Boss! Me too, me too......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: ............

That kid......

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......What's wrong? Not having fun?

Boy: Umm......

............

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......I was thinking of making different kinds of King Pudding, wanna join me?

Boy: Different kinds......?

Am I going to make it with Tamaki-sensei?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah.

......Let's see, like Banchou Pudding. [1]

Boy: Banchou Pudding! I love him, he's so cool!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Haha. We'll get along well then.

Hmm, here, we'll start with......

Boy: The hat! Let's start with the hat!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Okay. So the hat then.

Boy: Yeah......! If you do it like this......

Yotsuba Tamaki: You're really good at this.

Girl: Tamaki-sensei, what are you making?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Banchou Pudding. Y'know 'im?

Girl: No! Is he strong?

Boy: Ah...... Umm......

Yes. He's cool and strong.

Boy: That's awesome! How strong is he?

Tell me!

Boy: S-Sure......!

Um, he's holding a leaf with his mouth......

Girl: He's holding a leaf with his mouth? Sounds interesting!

Boy: Ehehe...... That's why he's the banchou!

Also, there's this cape thingy around him......

Momo: ......Even the king needs a lot of friends.

Kujou Tenn: Children are very flexible when given the opportunity.

Kujou Tenn: A while ago, I asked the teacher for advice on how to talk to him. And then they told me that he's not good in group activities......

Momo: Eh?! I heard from the other children that he's listening to conversations without interest, but when it comes to one-on-one talk, he talks a lot......

Momo: ......I see. Tamaki, you'd somehow know even if you didn't ask anyone.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hmm... It's not like I did something amazing......

Anyone can do anything just by encouraging them.

They're just scared.

Momo: ......Geez! I'll give all the sweets the staff prepared to you! You can eat it......!

Kujou Tenn: Boss, would that be alright?

The people over there are looking at us with troubled faces.

Momo: Yes. They're not the staff, but the boss's underlings! Don't worry!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha......! You're really interesting, Momorin.

I'll take a bite later.

Yotsuba Tamaki: When the sweets are done, the main thing will be the decorations.

We'll create the best castle!

End of Episode 2.

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Translator's Notes:

[1] - Banchou Pudding is a kind of Pudding where instead of a crown and ribbon, he wears a hat that comes with gakuran (uniform for junior and senior high school boys in japan), cape, and a leaf in his mouth. This Pudding is present in Tamaki's "King Pudding" card series.

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Staff: .......That's all for the "RabbiTube" explanation.

Staff: We're planning on featuring a part of the video in "NEXT Re:vale" as well!

Staff: We are hoping to show a side of you that people usually can't see on TV. Looking forward to working with you!

Momo: I'm looking forward to it!

Yuki: Anything goes. It's okay to strip down and bare it all.

Mitsuki: Hahaha, please be gentle with us! I'll have to do some research....!

Gaku: Oh yeah, Tenn, you were watching videos on RabbiTube the other day, right? It could be helpful as a reference. Did you see anything that could help us?

Tenn: ........Ah, I was just watching cat videos.

Gaku: Oh, it was just cat videos. That's not helpful atj all.

Ryunosuke: .....No, the cat videos could be helpful too! Like with what kind of behavior can make people smile or give people a sense of healing.....

Gaku: Wait, Ryuu. We can only use a few of them as references.

Yuki:  ........Cat Gaku would be nice.

Tenn: ..........Ha!.........

Gaku: Hey, Tenn! Did you just laugh at me?!

Riku: A cat.....! Like, a video of Iori going to a cat cafe?

Iori: Please stop. Why would it be me?

Yamato: Wait, I don't want to do a video like that......

Tamaki:  I wanna do "Terrific Pudding"!

Sogo: ........If we're choosing, I want to try doing "The Top 100 Spices in the World".....

Nagi: I want to have a Kokona watch party!

Mitsuki: Isn't that just the same as always for you guys?!

Iori: .....well.... a video petting animals is a little cliché, but it has a certain charm to it.....

Riku: Did you just say something, Iori?

Iori: No, I didn't say anything.

Yuki:  Hahaha! Great! You all have a lot of ideas!

Momo: This is what I am talking about! I hope to show off the "everyday you" on RabbiTube!

Yuki:  Well, I'm looking forward to working with you all this year as well.

IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: Thank you!

Riku: This year's birthday project is to become a RabbiTube creator......!

Sogo: We always have so much fun hanging out in the RabiChat. I might miss it.

Mitsuki: ....... I might miss itf too. Even though it's nice we can give a video to fans, I still want to celebrate with all of us together!

Yamato: Yeah, since we do something together every year.

Nagi: ...... But, lately we haven't had much work with all of us together. I understand that is hard get our schedules to match.....

Tamaki:  So we can't eat the cake from Mikki?

Mitsuki: I will defnitely be making a cake! Right, Iori?!

Iori: That's right. I will help you.

Riku: Hm...... A birthday..... a birthday.....

Riku: Aha! Okay, well, how about we take the birthday person out somewhere? We can all plan it together and go somewhere.

Riku: It'll probably be tough to get our schedules clear... Let's ask the manager for help, and then, whoever can make it can go somewhere together!

Mitsuki: Go somewhere..... Until now we've been partying in the RabbiChat, so it could be refreshing!

Yamato: It would be a shame if we all can't go, but maybe deciding where to go together could feel like a party too....  For me, a beer brewery would be good.

Mitsuki: You can't just choose by yourself!

Tamaki:  Then, we can take a lot of photos and videos for the ones who can't go. We could send them in the RabiChat.

Nagi: OH! That's a wonderful idea. It'll make it feel like we are partying together.

Iori: People might be happy if we upload it on Rabbiter (twitter).

Sogo: Sounds like fun.....! How about talking to the manager about it tomorrow?

Riku: OK! ...... It's going to be another year of fun birthdays!

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Nagi: Wow...... Is this heaven...?

Mitsuki: Haha, no! This is a Kokona Collab Hotel!

Nagi: The colors are perfect..... Ah, a Kokona standee is here to welcome us too.

Nagi: This must be the pearly gates......

Mitsuki: ........It's no use, he's already completely gone.

Tamaki:  How is it, Nagicchi? Were you surprised?

Nagi: Yes...... Now, I'm so moved. I feel faint.

Mitsuki: But, weren't you the one who came to our rooms every day and gave us the flyer for this collab?

Mitsuki: Tamaki and I didn't even have to think. There was no other option......

Nagi: I was a postman who delivered love to you.....

Tamaki:  Getting the reservation was hard, right, Manager?

Tsumugi: Fufu, Tamaki-san and I had to fight with the internet!

Tsumugi: We reserved for four people, but I'm going to go home in the evening, so be sure to take a lot of pictures tonight!

Nagi: Thanks, Tsumugi! Alright, what's first...

Mitsuki & Tamaki: First?

Nagi: Let's play cards!

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Nagi: ……..

Mitsuki: .......

Tamaki:  …….

Mitsuki: Hey, Tamaki, do you have the old maid....? It's written all over your face......

Nagi: Today, I am the strongest. Even luck is on my side.

Tamaki: ..... Nagicchi, pull from me next.

Nagi: Yes. ....This one.

Nagi: .....OH, is this another test of love?

Tamaki:  Yes.....!

Mitsuki: No, Tamaki! Now I know that Nagi has the old maid!

Tamaki:  I don't want the old maid!

Mitsuki: I don't want it either!

Mitsuki: ......since there's only three of us, this is going really fast, this game of Old Maid.

Tamaki:  Nagicchi, are you OK with just playing cards even though we came all the way to this collab hotel?

Nagi: Fufu. The truth is, if I'm spending time with Tamaki and Mitsuki, I am really happy with just that.

Nagi: But.... Without everyone here together, it is a little lonely, after all.

Mitsuki: Nagi......

Tamaki:  .........Alright!

Nagi: Tamaki?

Tamaki:  Even though Nagicchi pretty much decided that we would come here....

Tamaki:  Starting now, Mikki and me will be Nagicchi's escort!

Nagi: .......Wow......!

Mitsuki: ........That's a great idea! Let's take care of Nagi!

Tamaki:  Okay, what's first....

Mitsuki & Nagi: First?

Tamaki:  .......um.......

Mitsuki: Tamaki, you can do it....!

Tamaki:  C--color demon!

Nagi: Color DEMON?!

Mitsuki: But, everything is pink here?!

Nagi: What is color demon?!

Mitsuki: The demon names his color. If you are physically touching the demon's color, the demon can't catch you.

Nagi: That sounds very fun....!

Mitsuki: Your eyes are sparkling....! But if the demon color isn't pink or yellow, it's a just game of endlessly changing demons!

Tamaki:  Hm, then.... hide and seek!

Mitsuki: You keep going after games that are hard to play in a hotel?!

Nagi: I'm going to hide behind the Kokona standee!

Mitsuki: Don't announce it to everyone!

Tamaki:  No fair! Fine, I'll hide in the bathroom!

Mitsuki: Do you guys even understand what hide and seek is?!

Tsumugi: I--I can't really keep up with Mitsuki-san's joking...!

Mitsuki: Haha! ...... Geez, that's why it felt something was off.

Mitsuki: ......I have no choice. Manager! Can you bring me that to me?

Tsumugi: Yes!

Mitsuki: Ta-da!

Nagi: It's a....!

Mitsuki: Kokona-chan bento! Tamaki and I made it for you!

Mitsuki: Today, Tamaki worked really hard! He did way more than his usual taster role!

Tamaki:  I did! I wanted to show you these.

Tamaki:  Nagicchi, here! I cut them into stars, the eggs!

Nagi: Wow, so they aren't starfish!

Tamaki:  They're not!

Nagi: .......It's a very warm bento. Very....

Tamaki:  It isn't cold?

Nagi: No...... A bento full of Mitsuki and Tamaki's love is so very warm.....

Mitsuki: I'm glad you like it. I didn't want to just sleep at a hotel. I want to do something special for you Nagi.

Nagi: ...... I love you, Mitsuki, Tamaki.....!

Tamaki:  Ah.... Nagicchi, you're squishing me!

Mitsuki: Hahaha! You're gonna spill the bento!

Nagi: Tsumugi! Take a picture of us and my bento!

Tsumugi: Sure.....! Everyone go stand by the standee!

Nagi: I am really happy to be able to spend such a beautiful day with you!

Tamaki:  Hehe. It's a little early, but Nagicchi, happy birthday!

Mitsuki: Come on, get closer! OK, we're ready!

Tsumugi: Alright, say cheese.....!

Read translations for the previous parts here [external link, not by me].

Part 1: Alias, Teishokuya Revale (1)

Momo: Thank you~!

Momo: ...Yuki, the last customer for lunch left.

Good work today~!

Yuki: Oh. Good work.

Momo: For now, we've assumed aliases and

worked at a lunch teishokuya to earn money,

but somehow we're on track.

Yuki: Yeah.

Your excellent customer service was helpful, Momo.

Since I'm not very good at hospitality.

Momo: ...You won't feign politeness, right?

Yuki: ....

Absolutely not.

Yuki: I won't forget those hellish days,

even if I die.

Yuki: --Of course,

the names Hundred Claw and Thousand Eyes too.

Momo: ...I already forgot

those tacky names though?

Yuki: Our former partners too?

Momo: Naturally. I forgot about

Dragon Claw

after tearing my brain into pieces.

Yuki: You really don't remember.

Momo: Shut up!

Yuki: ...The ones we should resent

aren't TRG.

Momo: I understand.

It's Code Name: 256's No.2.

Yuki: We can kill No. 5 and No. 6 while we're at it too.

Momo: Ah, really?! Yay!

Because they seem like they'll get in the way of our revenge!

Yuki: Does it sound fun?

Momo: Of course.

If I can see their dead faces,

I don't think I can contain my excitement now!

Yuki: Haha. Same.

Yuki: ...I can hear the sound of our revenge soon coming to a close.

I don't care if afterwards someone dies, or the people of Ainana Town

die. We'll meet soon enough, Nikaidou.

Part 2: Thousand Eyes

Beep.

Yuki: I learned how to hack various security cameras, but...

Tenn is doing well, Gaku.

Yuki: ...International police, TRG?

Yuki, thinking: If we can get Nanase Riku's power,

it doesn't matter what we sacrifice.

Yuki, thinking: Yes, even if

I have to kill you--.

Yuki: The ability to manipulate people's hearts to your will,

Nanase Riku's power....

Yuki: I'll never hand it to you, Nikaidou.

Yuki: We may have ran away from your brainwashing until now,

but Momo and I will get our revenge.

Yuki: We're no longer your puppets.

Ring ring..

Yuki: Hello? Momo?

Momo: It's Momo-chan!

...Code Name: 256 and TRG have made movements.

Momo: If you're gonna kill them, do it tomorrow, Yuki!

Yuki: How about Nanase Riku?

Momo: He's in the abandoned factory on the outskirts of Ainana Town.

Momo: We were brainwashed,

did the dirty work of the police

and bore their crimes.

Momo: Tomorrow let's end

our nightmare, Yuki.

Yuki: Yeah. With Nanase Riku's power

this time, it's our turn to be the puppet masters.

Part 3: Hundred Claw

Momo: ...Mhm, right.

Anyway, are you taking tomorrow off

from Teishokuya Revale?

Yuki: After tomorrow,

won't every day will be a day off?

Momo: Ahahah! You're right.

We won't need to be

in that restaurant anymore.

Yuki: ...Are you sad to leave?

Momo: Not at all!

I'm so tired of smiling at customers

everyday without reward.

Momo: Starting tomorrow,

we'll no longer be humans at Teishokuya Revale.

Momo: We will live as Dyna R. (2)

Yuki: Yeah....

Well then, tomorrow, be on time.

Momo: Okay. See you tomorrow.

Beep

Momo, thinking: That's right, we are Dyna R.

The crimes we were made to commit

against people who opposed the police,

finally we can kill them.

Momo: ...Tomorrow will be a special day, Yuki...!

Momo: Oh yeah, while I have the chance

I should practice knife throwing!

Momo: I must hit the head or heart in one throw.

Momo: No, I can also take it out

and kill slowly?

Momo: Yay! Momo-chan is getting excited!

Momo: ...Just you wait, Code Name: 256-chan.

Momo, thinking: ...Ryuu will also come to the abandoned factory.

I wonder what kind of expression he'll make?

Momo, thinking: Angry? Sad?

...Pitying?

Momo: --Whatever, anything's fine!

They're all gonna end up dead anyway!

Part 4: Wish, Dyna R

Yuki: ...Heh heh....

Yuki: Ahahahahahaha...!

Yuki: Now, at last the time has come,

Nanase Riku-kun with the power to manipulate people's hearts.

Yuki: The brave soldiers who have come to protect you

will no longer be able to stand!

Momo: How do you feel right now? Nanase Riku.

Riku: Sniff.... Sob....

Momo: Wow, you're loud. Are you crying?

Playing tragic heroine?

Momo: Ah, wrong. Because you

are our hero!

Riku: ...Don't kill everyone...!

Yuki: ...You even feel pity for

Code Name: 256 who kidnapped you?

Yuki: It's okay, they won't be killed.

Since I'll be troubled if they're not

turned into puppets to trick the police.

Momo: By the way,

no one has died yet!

Not yet!

Riku: Really?!

Momo: Yeah! Momo-chan

never lies!

Momo: ...That is, if you lend us your power.

Riku: Power...?

Yuki: Ah, you're not aware?

You have the special ability

to manipulate people's hearts.

Riku: I have such a power...?!

I didn't know...!

Yuki: The people who

want that power so much are

us, and Code Name: 256.

Yuki: For the police's purposes, we

have been brainwashed to do the dirty work

and eliminate troublesome people and organizations.

Yuki: So the police wanted to recapture us,

their valuable personnel who had escaped brainwashing.

Momo: Then, we arrived at your power's existence!

Riku: T-the heads of police....

Did that...?

Momo: Yes.

The police are indeed vile~!

Momo: I don't want to experience those hellish days again!

I've had enough of running away from the police!

If peace can return to our hearts, I don't care if people are sacrificed!

Momo: Now, hurry up and lend us your power, Nanase Riku.

Can you see this knife?

Riku: Eek...!

Tenn: That's enough, Dyna R.

Yuki: --?! Tenn?!

Momo: Why, are you here...?!

Tenn: Well. Isn't it because I'm an alien?

...Please don't move. Otherwise,

my finger might pull the trigger.

Riku: A-alien?!

Tenn: Ainana Station's new police officer, Nanase Riku.

For the sake restoring the peace

of your beloved Ainana Town.

Tenn: Manipulate the hearts of everyone here.

Can you do it?

Riku: I-I don't understand...!

But, I'll try!

Tenn: Good boy.

Yuki: Shit...! Tenn...!

Momo: No, I don't want to go back to those days...!

Tenn: It's okay. I am your senior.

Now that my memory is back, I will protect Momo and Yuki,

even if it costs my life.

Momo, Yuki: ...!

Riku: Everyone, those fun times....

I must think of an ideal world, so that the peaceful Ainana Town

can be restored....

Riku: Restore their hearts...!

Tenn: ...Thanks, Riku....

(1) A teishokuya is a restaurant that serves set meals, such as a main dish, soup, rice, and side dishes.

(2) "Dyna R" was the name chosen by a previous translator for ダイナーR (dainaa R), but I also wonder if it’s a pun for "diner".

Sougo: While sharing the things we like with each other, we chose a place we can enjoy together.

Tamaki: Finding a place that both of us could enjoy instead of one or the other was tough but fun huh!

Tamaki: I really like this place! Since it’s near the mountains I thought it’d take longer, but it was only about an hour from Tokyo.

Sougo: It’s usually a relaxing shop, but on clear Friday evenings they play live piano music, and at night you can stargaze on the terrace.

Tamaki: Sou-chan’s plan was to “take it easy at a coffee shop while listening to music”, and mine was “looking at the stars together” so this is a super perfect spot. It’s amazing how we found a place like this!

Sougo: You’re right. Let’s go ahead and walk in.

Shop Clerk: Welcome~

Tamaki: Hello— ...Whoa!

Dog: Woof woof!

Tamaki: Uwah—! What’s with this guy! Ahaha, he’s so friendly!

Sougo: That’s the owner’s mascot dog, Bess-kun. Since you said you also like dogs, Tamaki-kun.

Tamaki: I can become friends with dogs right away so I really like them!

Tamaki: Bess, woof woof!

Sougo: You’re right, looks like you’re friends already…

Staff: And cut! Thank you very much, that’s a wrap!

Sougo: Thank you very much.

Tamaki: Bess, that was great timing! Thanks—

Dog: Woof woof!

Staff: We got the cut of the meal inside the cafe earlier, so please standby until it’s time for the evening live music!

Tamaki: Got it.

Sougo: Then let’s take a break over there.

Tamaki: Haa… This is so relaxing…

Sougo: It’s been a while since we’ve had time like this.

Staff: We’ll resume filming soon! Please standby for a little while longer!

Tamaki: ‘Kay.

Sougo: Understood. Thank you.

Sougo: The sun will go down soon.

Tamaki: Yea.

Sougo: It’s quiet, and the wind feels nice.

Tamaki: You’re right.

Sougo: Thanks for today. For picking a relaxing cafe for me.

Tamaki: Thanks to you too. For picking a shop with yummy cake.

Sougo: When the sun goes down, we can see the stars right?

Tamaki: Yeah. Since you said out of the morning, day, and night, you like the night the most.

Tamaki: Plus I like stargazing. Hey, I knew the name of the star in that song you like, right?

Sougo: Aah, that’s right. Orion.

Tamaki: Orion is made up of 3 aligned stars!

Sougo: Haha… Yeah. That and Sirius.

Tamaki: Sirius is the brightest star. In a place called Canis Major the Greater Dog.

Sougo: Is it a dog bigger than the one we saw during the day?

Tamaki: Way bigger! It’s a constellation after all!

Sougo: Haha…

Tamaki: Ehehe.

Sougo: What did you talk about with everyone? You asked what they all like, right?

Tamaki: Iorin likes his own cool face.

Sougo: Heh…..?

Tamaki: Like a bank teller’s.

Sougo: Aah, I get it. So he likes that kind of thing.

Tamaki: What about you, Sou-chan?

Sougo: I asked Yamato-san and Riku-kun. Riku-kun even gave me advice regarding you.

Sougo: As for Yamato-san…

Tamaki: Why are you getting embarrassed? Did he say he likes something weird?

Sougo: No, it’s just…

Tamaki: I know. It’s something pervy.

Sougo: It’s not pervy. ...I don’t think. I think it’s normal.

Tamaki: Then what?

Sougo: Osaka Sougo.

Tamaki: Ah, oh…

Sougo: Haha… It might’ve been flattery, but it made me happy.

Tamaki: ……..

Sougo: I-Is there something wrong? Wouldn’t you be happy if someone said they like you?

Tamaki: Well yeah, but…

Tamaki: I thought about today a lot too,

Tamaki: but you became happy so easily like that.

Sougo: ……..

Tamaki: Y’know, sometimes I lose confidence. About Sou-chan.

Sougo: About me….?

Tamaki: Yeah. When I think I don’t know you, I lose confidence.

Tamaki: When I think I do know you, I’m happy, it’s fun, and I gain confidence.

Tamaki: Being together becomes fun.

Sougo: Aa… I get it. I might be the same.

Tamaki: Did you gain confidence today?

Sougo: Yeah. A little.

Tamaki: Hehe… Me too. Just a little.

Tamaki: Ah! The sky is still bright but I can see the moon.

Sougo: You’re right. It’s pretty…

Sougo: …….. I……

Tamaki: What?

Sougo: When you talk about me like you know me, I gain confidence.

Sougo: I guess it’s not right to say I gain confidence. I feel a sense of relief.

Sougo: Like when you said I wanted others to praise the things I like.

Sougo: I felt like you accepted me for the way I am,

Sougo: I felt like you saved the real me, the me who I didn’t know myself…

Tamaki: …….

Tamaki: Is that, a good thing?

Sougo: Probably… I’d like for it to be. For me, it was a very happy thing.

Tamaki: Then that’s a good thing.

Sougo: Fufu… Maybe.

Tamaki: Hehe…

Tamaki: Y’know in the lyrics, it mentions the butterfly effect.

Tamaki: When I asked you what that meant, you said something complicated right?

Sougo: Aah. The butterfly effect is when slight influences evoke change in the natural world…..

Tamaki: I thought that’s like me and you.

Tamaki: The way we change little by little with the smallest, tiniest things.

Tamaki: With something as small as a butterfly fluttering its wings, a storm occurs or a rainbow appears.

Sougo: …...

Sougo: Yeah… That might be true.

Sougo: Then I hope a wonderful butterfly effect happens tonight too.

Tamaki: Yeah.

Tamaki: Ah, look! Sou-chan!

Tamaki: The first star of the evening!

Mitsuki: First, while we are walking, we should decide on a shooting location for our two shot. I wonder where should it be? Tenn: Do you have anywhere you want to go? Mitsuki: I actually have a recommendation. I’d like to go there if it’s alright with you! What do you think? Tenn: Well then, since it was my suggestion, you may bring us there. Mitsuki: Okay, follow me! Tenn: By the way, where were you planning to go? Mitsuki: Fufufu, that’s something to look forward to until we get there! Tenn: A typical response, huh. Mitsuki: Ahaha, it’s fine, isn’t it? Don’t you have this kind of exchange with Yaotome and Tsunashi-san too? Tenn: I wonder. With Gaku, we conflict a lot. And Ryuu would be there saying, ‘Guys… guys…’ to us. Mitsuki: I see, I see-. Yaotome and Tenn resembles each other a lot so it can’t be helped! Tsunashi-san is kind too so he won’t blame on both of you. Mitsuki: It’s because the three of you trust each other, isn’t that right? Tenn: Well, those two aren’t the sort of men who would have an intention of striking and destroying my true feelings. Tenn: Whenever we are standing before our fans, the three of us understand that we should be seriously working too. Mitsuki: That’s the feeling of TRIGGER, I guess! It’s super cool. Tenn: Are you a fan? Mitsuki: Yeah, I’m a fan! Mitsuki: Besides, we don’t have many opportunities where the both of us could talk like this. I thought that I’d want to talk to you thoroughly. Tenn: Thoroughly … even though this is not our first meeting. Mitsuki: I want to know everything about you though! We are both friends who hold the same dreams, after all! Mitsuki: Even though we have been friends for a rather long time, there are also many things that I don’t know about you. Since we finally get to have a talk, I want to see with my own eyes and learn more! Mitsuki: Once I get to know more about Kujou-san, I want to be able to grow further! Tenn: Eh … I have no intention for it to be as thin as for it to be absorbed easily, understand?

Mitsuki: That will do! I intend on stripping everything on you and that’s why I came, after all! Tenn: Pft. Stop sounding like a highway bandit, alright? (1) Mitsuki: Ahaha! I won’t really strip you! I only intend to bombard you with questions though! Tenn: The plan’s 「Ask any question!」has begun? Mitsuki: No, not yet! There are some things that I want to hear personally.  I have other questions prepared for「Ask any question!」too! Tenn: Then I shall allow you three questions. Mitsuki: Three?! Um ….. well then, your interests! Tenn: Reading. Mitsuki: I rushed myself in asking a question but, you are the same as Riku! Tenn: Is it bad? Mitsuki: It’s not bad at all! Riku will be overjoyed though! What kind of books do you read? Tenn: Mostly by my mood. Recently, I’ve read a detective novel that requires scientific knowledge. Mitsuki Eh?! That one just now was not counted, right? Tenn: Nope. A question is a question. Tenn: Also, that 「 That one just now was not counted, right?  」question is also responded with 「 Nope.  」 . Alright, it’s over. Mitsuki: Ahaha! Are you a genie from a lamp?! The fact that you recently read a detective novel is something that I didn’t know so I shall be satisfied with that. Mitsuki: And just right, I’ve fulfilled my own purpose too! Tenn: A flower shop? Mitsuki: Can you see it? The answer is after CM! - just kidding. Mitsuki: Well then, let’s go in!

Mitsuki Izumi: Happy birthday, Mido.

Mitsuki Izumi: At first I thought you were this flashy, over-the-top kinda guy, but the more I get to know you, the more I end up liking you!

Mitsuki Izumi: The other day when we were watching that movie together, you got moved and teared up a little during the last scene, when the rival went to save the hero, didn’t you?

Mitsuki Izumi: At that moment I couldn't help but think, “Man, this guy’s actually pretty adorable!”

Mitsuki Izumi: Let’s do another movie night + birthday hangout soon! Bring your movie recommendations, and I’ll prepare all the snacks and drinks you said were delicious last time!

Momo: ŹOOĻ’s cute big brother, Torao! Happy birthday!

Momo: I can really tell how hard you throw yourself into everything you do — variety shows, action scenes, all of it.

Momo: So when I watch you, I kind of get this nostalgic feeling… like I just want to pull you into a hug and ruffle your hair all over!

Momo: So I’ve decided I'm definitely gonna give your hair a good ruffle next time! Ahaha!

Momo: Let’s keep doing our best together from here on out. We'll always be cheering for everyone in ŹOOĻ!

Minami Natsume: To Mido-san, who possesses a pure heart, like that of a young boy — happy birthday.

Minami Natsume: When we first met, I saw in your eyes a look that felt as though you had given up on everything… a gaze that seemed somehow detached from it all

Minami Natsume: And in that moment, I had the intuition that perhaps you and I shared something in common.

Minami Natsume: Even now, having grown closer since then, I can say that my intuition was not wrong. From here on as well, as fellow members of ŹOOĻ, I look forward to working with you.

Minami Natsume: Next time, let us go to that French restaurant we talked about the other day.

Torao Mido: Welcome to “cafe rabBit Day.” I’m Torao Mido from ŹOOĻ.

Torao Mido: “cafe rabBit Day” is a special program that celebrates the idols’ birthdays. This time, I’ll be serving as the MC.

Torao Mido: First, let me introduce the guests who rushed over to celebrate me today.

Mitsuki Izumi: I’m Mitsuki Izumi from IDOLiSH7. Happy Birthday, Mido! I'll be in your care today.

Momo: Momo from Re:vale here! I’m gonna celebrate Torao with everything I’ve got today!

Minami Natsume: I am Minami Natsume from ŹOOĻ. Thank you very much for inviting me. I’ll do my best to liven things up.

Mitsuki Izumi: I never really pictured you as an MC before, Mido, but you’re doing great — that was super smooth!

Momo: I thought so too! The way you went from introducing the program to introducing the guests was perfect.

Torao Mido: Getting praised by two people who are so used to hosting… I’m honored.

Minami Natsume: The outfit suits you very well too. It has a certain allure to it. It's quite wonderful.

Momo: It’s stylish and very Torao-like, right?!

Momo: He's giving heart-throb!

Torao Mido: ……? "Giving heart-throb"…?

Mitsuki Izumi: I get it, he's seriously giving heart-throb! No doubt about it!

Torao Mido: I'm giving heart-throb....... giving heart-throb, huh.....

Minami Natsume: Mido-san… Judging from that reaction, could it be that you are not familiar with that term?

Torao Mido: Ah, no....... well, I do get the feeling I’m being complimented somehow, at least.

Momo: Of course it’s a compliment! You got that part right.

Torao Mido: Does it mean I look handsome...?

Mitsuki Izumi: So close! You’ve got the nuance right though!

Torao Mido: Then… I'm making your hearts pound by being really attractive? By being sexy?

Momo: Almost correct! Actually, I'd say all of those guesses are spot on!

Mitsuki Izumi: To give you the exact answer though, it means you're giving off total heart-throb energy!

Torao Mido: Ah. So it's something like "aura" then.

Minami Natsume: So you are familiar with the term "aura."

Torao Mido: Haruka used it before and explained the meaning to me.

Torao Mido: I learned something new again today. Giving heart-throb..... I will remember that.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Yay!

Torao Mido: Alright, let’s move on to our first segment. “Heart-Fluttering Personality Test – ~Let's Get to Know His True Self~”

Clap clap clap…!

Torao Mido: In this segment, I’ll answer a personality test question chosen by our guests, and then deliver a killer line based on the results.

Torao Mido: By the way, do these personality tests actually hit the mark?

Momo: Well, you know what they say — sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss. So just treat it like a game and answer casually!

Minami Natsume: Then, allow me to present the question.

Minami Natsume: "You’ve come on a picnic with your friends. If you were to share something you brought with them, which of these would you choose?"

Minami Natsume: A) A homemade lunchbox B) Valuable information C) Interesting snacks

Torao Mido: So the situation is already set as a picnic with friends, huh. That’s a tough one.

Momo: Try imagining a picnic with all the ŹOOĻ members!

Torao Mido: In that case… I’ll go with: B) valuable information.

Mitsuki Izumi: That’s so like you, Mido! What’s your reasoning?

Torao Mido: I feel like Haruka would probably bring the lunchbox, Touma would bring the snacks, and Minami would prepare all the other essentials perfectly.

Torao Mido: So if that’s the case, the thing I could bring to the table would be information.

Minami Natsume: So I’m the one in charge of the essentials, I see.

Torao Mido: It’s always you who makes sure we’re not caught off guard when something comes up, isn’t it? I trust you.

Momo: Did you hear that just now? He's definitely the winner of the “Idol Who Compliments People As Naturally As Breathing – Best of the Year” award!

Mitsuki Izumi: Momo-san, that’s the award you win every year too.

Mitsuki Izumi: Alright, I’ll go ahead and read the result then!

Mitsuki Izumi: What this test reveals is how you interact with friends and teammates.

Mitsuki Izumi: If you chose option B, you have strong possessive feelings and want to be someone special to your companions. That’s what it says, Mido.

Torao Mido: Hmm..…?

Minami Natsume: Oh? It seems it didn’t quite resonate with you.

Torao Mido: Am I really that possessive?

Momo: It's alright, you can just admit it honestly, Tora-chan.

Minami Natsume: What do you think, Mido-san?

Torao Mido: Well…... maybe I am. I do want to be someone special to my members.

Minami Natsume: I thought as much. Fufu.

Momo: A slightly embarrassed Torao and a happy-looking Minami —both of you are adorable!

Mitsuki Izumi: Alright then, Mido, give us some fan service full of those strong possessive feelings of yours!

Torao Mido: Let’s see…... Alright, here we go.

Torao Mido: Give me all of yourself. You’ve long since prepared yourself for this, haven’t you? I’ll make you so enthralled that you won’t be able to think about anything else.

End of Episode 1.

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