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Izumi Iori: Welcome to "cafe rabBit Day."

This is IDOLiSH7's Izumi Iori, and I'll be in charge of the MC.

Izumi Iori: Since this is the first episode of the program, I will explain the details of the project to everyone.

Izumi Iori: "cafe rabBit Day" is a year-round program to celebrate the birthdays of 16 idols from IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:vale, and ŹOOĻ.

Izumi Iori: For each episode, as the MC, the birthday person will answer questions from three guest members and create a drink based on their order.

Izumi Iori: There are plenty of things in store, so please enjoy until the end.

Izumi Iori: Without further ado, I would like the guests to introduce themselves.

Nii-san, please introduce yourself.

Izumi Mitsuki: Sure! I'll go first!

Izumi Mitsuki: Hello! This is IDOLiSH7's Izumi Mitsuki!

As the older brother, I was looking forward to celebrate Iori's birthday in this program!

Momo: Yoo-hoo! This is Momo of Re:vale!

I'm so looking forward to the program when I heard that Iori will treat me!

Isumi Haruka: This is ŹOOĻ's Isumi Haruka!

I was wondering if it's alright for me to celebrate your birthday, but I'm happy you invited me.

Izumi Iori: Thank you for coming today, everyone.

I look forward to working with all of you.

Izumi Mitsuki: Iori, the outfit looks great on you!

The ears and tail look so cute!

Izumi Iori: Thank you.

I can't wait to see you in this outfit.

Momo: The sixteen of us will wear the same outfit!

I'm so looking forward to see Yuki wear it!

Isumi Haruka: The interior design looks really cute too.

There's a lot of rabbits imprinted on it.

Momo: Let's all take a picture together after this!

But first let's start with the first part of the project!

Izumi Iori: Momo-san, thank you for making headway.

The first segment is...... "Heart-thumping Personality Test ~Let's draw out his true face!~"

Izumi Iori: In this segment, I'll answer the guests' chosen personality test, then say a catchphrase based on the result.

Izumi Iori: For example, if the result is something like "A person who actually likes being spoiled"......

Izumi Iori: The catchphrase would be something like, "Please spoil me more"......

Momo: You were really cute just now?! I feel that I want to spoil you already!

Isumi Haruka: Izumi hasn't told me to spoil him, but that kinda looked cute......

Izumi Iori: I'm only following the script.

I'm not saying I'm like that.

Izumi Mitsuki: We know. Thanks for the simple explanation, Iori!

Momo: Now let's start showing Iori's true face!

I'll start by asking a question!

Momo: You are a courageous adventurer.

You saved the country from the villain, and the monarch rewarded you. Which of the following did you receive?

Momo: A: Ruby necklace

B: Emerald bracelet

C: Sapphire earring!

Izumi Iori: That's quite a fantasy setting.

This is a bit tough......

Izumi Iori: I'll pick B, Emerald bracelet.

Isumi Haruka: You didn't look a bit troubled, though?

You answered instantly!

Izumi Iori: Emerald has the highest market value.

Isumi Haruka: And you're going to liquidate that!

Momo: Ahaha, that's because Iori is a responsible person!

That's very commendable.

Izumi Iori: The adventurer lifestyle is unstable, so it'll be useful if something happens.

Izumi Mitsuki: I see.

That's something you'd answer, and the result is......, Yeah, I agree!

Izumi Iori: I want to know the result as well.

What kind of personality test is it?

Izumi Mitsuki: Means of approaching someone you like!

Izumi Iori: ......Huh?

Izumi Mitsuki: People who chose the emerald bracelet are "Cool on the outside, but they are actually full of love!"

Izumi Mitsuki: It says, "You're the type to pour your love to someone you like while losing sight of your surroundings"!

Isumi Haruka: Yikes, that person sure is broody!

Izumi Iori: Huh? I'm not like that.

That's simply the result of the personality test.

Momo: Ehh, having profound feelings of love is amazing!

I'll be really happy if I get that result.

Izumi Iori: I can't imagine myself being swept up by my own feelings that I lose sight of my surroundings.

I always watch things through with a calm mind.

Izumi Mitsuki: The part where it says very loving, I totally get it!

Izumi Iori: Nii-san......

Izumi Mitsuki: You're really kind towards people you're close to.

To us members and your fans, and our family.

Izumi Mitsuki: I can feel that you really love us.

Isumi Haruka: It must be nice to have a brother!

Izumi Iori: Hehe, yes.

Momo: Ahaha, your ears are so red! That's so cute!

Iori-ku~n, look this way~!

Izumi Iori: P-please stop that. It's embarrassing......

Izumi Mitsuki: Anyway, now that we saw Iori's cute true face, let's move on to the catchphrase!

Isumi Haruka: Sure! Now, let's have "Loving Izumi's Catchphrase" in 3, 2, ......

Izumi Iori: Th-that's too sudden. ......, Ahem.

Isumi Haruka: 1......!

Izumi Iori: I care about you more than anyone.

Don't forget about that.

Torao Mido: Next up is today's main event, The "Let’s Make The Birthday Idol’s Image Drink!" segment!

Clap clap clap.......!

Torao Mido: I’ll ask the guests what kind of image they have of me, and using that as inspiration, I’ll pick the ingredients and make a drink to serve everyone.

Torao Mido: I’m curious to hear what you guys think of me. And what kind of words you'll use to describe me.

Momo: Then how about we start with Minami, since he probably knows Torao the best out of everyone here?

Minami Natsume: Yes, then allow me to go first. When I think of Mido-san, the first thing that comes to mind is "mature sensuality."

Minami Natsume: If I had to express it as colors, perhaps I'd go with deep crimson, velvet, or wine red.

Torao Mido: Even back when you produced me, you really focused on that part of my image, didn’t you.

Minami Natsume: Indeed. As the one responsible for ŹOOĻ’s sensual appeal, I made sure to polish you into something utterly seductive.

Mitsuki Izumi: I might end up saying something similar to Natsume, but….. Ah, is it okay if I go next?

Momo: Go ahead, go ahead!

Mitsuki Izumi: I would say my image of Mido is that he's “thrilling”. The sex appeal and everything included, there's just a sense of danger about him.

Mitsuki Izumi: The impression he made the first time I saw him still sticks with me even now. But once you actually talk to him, he’s a really nice and super friendly guy!

Momo: It's not just about Torao's looks — he makes the whole place feel more glamorous just by being there! So my image of him is “gorgeous”!

Momo: Of course there’s a flashy, dazzling kind of coolness to him, but there's also this elegance that just completely steals your attention.

Minami Natsume: The charm that naturally comes through from how refined and well-educated he is truly is one of his greatest strengths, isn’t it.

Torao Mido: I see. Hearing it all laid out like this doesn’t feel bad at all.

Torao Mido: “Mature sensuality,” “thrilling" and “gorgeous,” huh……

Mitsuki Izumi: I can’t picture what you’re gonna make at all! Now I’m excited to see what kind of drink it’ll turn into!

Torao Mido: I’ve more or less come up with a recipe. Just wait and look forward to it.

Minami Natsume: ….... Somehow, this feels less like a café and more like we’ve stepped into a high-end lounge.

Momo: Shhh!

Mitsuki Izumi: I was trying so hard not to say it!

Minami Natsume: Fufu, it’s all because of Mido-san’s allure, isn’t it.

Torao Mido: Sorry for the wait.

Momo: Wow, the color already looks so mature!

Mitsuki Izumi: Is that gold leaf that's sparkling? It’s seriously beautiful!

Torao Mido: Yeah. And I used cassis syrup for the color.

Torao Mido: I went with a ginger ale base and made a Kir Royal. It's non-alcoholic, though.

Torao Mido: The cocktail meaning of a Kir Royale is “the best encounter” and “intoxication.”

Torao Mido: To all my guests here, and to the fans watching this — thank you for celebrating my birthday today. Cheers to this encounter.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Cheers!!

Momo: Kyaa! Tora-chan, you're the best!! So cool!!

Mitsuki Izumi: That was insane just now. Everyone’s gonna fall for you after that!

Minami Natsume: My, Mido-san. Suddenly seducing everyone with cocktail meanings like that — what a sinful man you are.

Torao Mido: I’m not seducing anyone though? It’s just part of explaining the drink.

Momo: The fizz from the ginger ale is really nice. So refreshing and bubbly!

Minami Natsume: ….... It’s delicious. The light, refreshing sweetness is quite addictive.

Mitsuki Izumi: The appearance is super classy and mature too — this drink totally feels like you, Mido!

Torao Mido: I’m glad it suits your tastes. Being the one making the drinks for a change isn’t so bad.

Torao Mido: Now that you’ve all enjoyed the mocktail, it’s about time we move to the ending.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Whaaaaatt!?

Torao Mido: I feel the same way — I don’t want it to end either. Mitsuki Izumi, Momo-san, Minami, thank you all so much for coming to celebrate me today.

Torao Mido: I was also given the opportunity to serve as the MC and gain valuable experience, so I'd like to express my gratitude to this program once again.

Torao Mido: And to the fans watching this on their TVs too. From here on out, you can keep letting yourselves be intoxicated by me. I have no intention of letting you go.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Whoooooo!

Torao Mido: After this, there’ll be congratulatory messages from the guests, right?

Minami Natsume: Indeed. Please look forward to them.

Torao Mido: Well then... This has been the special birthday program “cafe rabBit Day,” hosted by ŹOOĻ's Torao Mido.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Thank you very much for today!

Torao Mido: See ya.

T/N: <> indicates the person is speaking English. 

Touma: So this is Merlion Park…! It’s so big! 

Haruka: Whoa… It’s my first time in Singapore, but I can see the ocean. It’s a pretty nice view. 

Haruka: ….Ah, Touma! Look! It’s the Merlion! (1) 

Touma: Oh, it really is! It’s bigger than I expected, Haru! 

Minami: Fufu. Even after the long flight, you two are still full of energy. 

Torao: Don’t get too excited and fall.

Haruka: I won’t fall! I’m not a child..!

Touma: Instead, Mina and Tora are acting too much like normal. Let’s get pumped!

Torao: How do you expect me to get excited over a familiar view? 

Touma: F-familiar view, he says….

Minami: Oh my. Was that little humming I heard earlier not you getting excited?

Torao: Ngh…. Y-you heard that….?!

Haruka: Hahaha! Torao is the most excited like a kid! 

Shirou Utsugi: …. Sorry, everyone. I kept you waiting. 

Shirou Utsugi: Oh? What’s this warm atmosphere fitting for Singapore? 

Touma: Haha! Hey Utsugi-san, listen to this. Tora was—

Torao: O—kay! D-did you have a good phone call, Utsugi-san? 

Shirou Utsugi: Oh, yes. I was just reporting our arrival to the local staff. 

Shirou Utsugi: I’ve already arranged for your luggage to the hotel, so you’ll have some free time after this. So please enjoy some sightseeing at your leisure.

Minami: With just us? Utsugi-san, were you not looking at that pamphlet for delicious Singaporean food? 

Shirou Utsugi: I was…. I would love to join you, however I have a meeting for the shoot after this….

Shirou Utsugi: There’s a lot of tourists so I’m not too worried, but please keep your valuables close and don’t head into the back alleys. 

Shirou Utsugi: Oh. Also, don’t follow sketchy people. If anything happens, contact me immediately….

Haruka: I- I know! Utsugi-san treats me like a child the most…

Torao: No worries. I’ll be sure to keep an eye on the 3 of them. 

Minami: Why am I included in this list to be looked after….? 

Shirou Utsugi: Haha, I leave it to you. 

Shirou Utsugi: Well, since we’re here, I’d like to give you four a mission. Please take lots of close photos together while sightseeing.  

ZOOL: ….Close photos….? 

Touma: Why so suddenly?! 

Haruka: Why do we have to take pictures like that?! 

Shirou Utsugi: Well, the director wants to show how close you are at tomorrow’s shoot.   

Shirou Utsugi: But I think it would be difficult to do it on a spur of the moment, so please think of today as a rehearsal and take many photos together as close friends. 

ZOOL: Close friends…

Shirou Utsugi: Right. If you take any pictures, you can send them to me. I’ll check it when I’m out of meetings. 

Shirou Utsugi: Then, if you’ll excuse me. I’ll see you later tonight. 

Haruka: And… he’s gone. I don’t know anything about taking pictures with close friends…! 

Minami: Wouldn’t you know the most, Isumi-san? Like taking pictures with Izumi-san and Yotsuba-san. 

Haruka: Yeah… No, I mean we soooometimes take pictures, but we’re not really that close…. 

Torao: Pft. You get along, right? Show me a picture, maybe it can be a reference.

Touma: Right! I was surprised at the request, but since today is a rehearsal, if you could show us for reference…. 

Haruka: I-it’s not like that! The pictures I take with those guys are just everyday things like getting sweets on the way home. 

Haruka: ……. It’s my first time doing something like this… traveling and taking pictures with other people…. So using my photos as reference is useless! 

Minami / Touma / Torao: First time…

Touma: I see! Taking pictures on a trip together brings a different mood and atmosphere than usual. 

Torao: There’s no helping it. I’ll teach you how to play so you can take fun photos. 

Torao: How about a night safari? Meeting rare animals could be exciting. 

Minami: We could make our way to Sentosa. (2) There’s an aquarium and theme parks. 

Touma: What the heck, you guys are hyped up too…! Let’s do it! All of it! Right, Haru? 

Haruka: Y-yeah…!  

Haruka: Well.. First, should we get a closer look of the Merlion? And… we can take a picture. 

Minami: Then shall we go? 

Torao: Let’s do it. 

Touma: Haha! Alright, let’s do this! 

Touma: Make sure to get the Merlion in the picture and….. here we go. 

Haruka: Touma, bend over a bit more! You’re blocking me! (3)

Minami: Shouldn’t you bend a bit more too, Midou-san? Your head is getting cut off. 

Torao: This good? 

Touma: Okay! I’m taking it now. Say, “Hi, Merlion!” 

*click* 

Haruka: Wait… Hey, what’s with that shout! Thanks to that, I’m making a weird face! 

Minami: It’s fine. It’s a lovely photo. 

Touma: Yeah! We look good! 

Torao: Well, obviously. Then, to just send this to Utsugi-san… 

Boy: <…. Papa!>

Torao: Huh? 

Minami / Haruka / Touma: Papa………!?

Touma: Tora, you—! 

Minami: Midou-san…. There’s no way…. 

Haruka: A lovechild….?! 

Torao: O….of course not!! No way…!

Torao: <Hey, what’s wrong? I’m not your papa.> 

Boy: <....! You’re not Papa…. Where did Papa go?>

Torao: <Then… you’re lost. Where did you get separated from your father?> 

Boy: <Waaa… I don’t know… I was looking at ice cream, and then Papa wasn’t there… Uwaa…>

Haruka: So this kid isn’t a lovechild, but a lost child…

Touma: Oh, a lost kid…! Oh man, you want a piece of candy? Uh... Dis izu.. candy!! (4) 

Boy: <....*sob*...Papa…. Hnn…..> 

Minami: Seems he ignored you. 

Touma: Did he not like the candy… 

Haruka: … I want to help find this kid’s parents, but we can’t ask where they got separated or what they look like while he’s crying so we have to get him to stop… 

Minami: I agree….. Oh. That keychain on his backpack. Isn’t that the hero you like, Midou-san? 

Torao: “World’s Four Great Civilizations Historanger Squad” (5). I heard it’s been airing overseas recently. 

Touma: Talk to him about it! Maybe he’ll have fun and stop crying. 

Torao: <.... Do you like Historanger?>

Boy: <......! *sniff*...... Yeah, I do…. Do you know it too, mister?> (6) 

Torao: <Sure do. I even have a Miracle Historia belt.> 

Boy: <Wow….! Mister, you can transform?!> 

Minami: <That’s right. Actually, this mister here is a hero..> 

Torao: Hey, what are you saying… 

Boy: <Really?! Then, I want to see you release your power!>

Minami: Sure. 

Torao: … I’m not really a hero. 

Haruka: But, now this kid is expecting it. Isn’t Torao the only one who can answer this smile? 

Torao: …… I get it. Then… just for today. 

Torao: <”Now is the time to release the special power of the Historangers!”>

Torao: <”Origins of civilization! Miracle Historia power… RELEASE!”>

Boy: <Wooow..! So cool….!> 

Minami: <Fufu. Isn’t he? He’s our pride as a hero.> 

Touma: Hehe, he finally smiled! You did it, Tora! 

Haruka: It’s good. That kind of thing suits you. 

Torao: …Thanks. 

Boy: <Mister! I want to be a hero too!> 

Torao: <Yeah. You can do it. So wipe those tears, and we’ll go find your father. Can you tell us what he looks like?> 

 Boy: <Mm…! Okay!> 

[End of Episode 1.]

TL Notes:

1. The Merlion is a mascot for Singapore, and there’s a famous statue in Merlion Park. It’s got the head of a lion, and the body of a fish. There’s a handful of these statues, but the original one in Merlion Park is 8.6 meters tall (~28 feet).

2. Sentosa is an island resort off the southern coast of Singapore.

3. A more literal translation would be “It’s annoying that you’re bigger than me.” but I went with this for better context.

4. Touma© english

5. I’m so sorry, I have no idea how other people have translated this show title. It’s the hero series that Torao likes though lol 

Mitsuki Izumi: Happy birthday, Mido.

Mitsuki Izumi: At first I thought you were this flashy, over-the-top kinda guy, but the more I get to know you, the more I end up liking you!

Mitsuki Izumi: The other day when we were watching that movie together, you got moved and teared up a little during the last scene, when the rival went to save the hero, didn’t you?

Mitsuki Izumi: At that moment I couldn't help but think, “Man, this guy’s actually pretty adorable!”

Mitsuki Izumi: Let’s do another movie night + birthday hangout soon! Bring your movie recommendations, and I’ll prepare all the snacks and drinks you said were delicious last time!

Momo: ŹOOĻ’s cute big brother, Torao! Happy birthday!

Momo: I can really tell how hard you throw yourself into everything you do — variety shows, action scenes, all of it.

Momo: So when I watch you, I kind of get this nostalgic feeling… like I just want to pull you into a hug and ruffle your hair all over!

Momo: So I’ve decided I'm definitely gonna give your hair a good ruffle next time! Ahaha!

Momo: Let’s keep doing our best together from here on out. We'll always be cheering for everyone in ŹOOĻ!

Minami Natsume: To Mido-san, who possesses a pure heart, like that of a young boy — happy birthday.

Minami Natsume: When we first met, I saw in your eyes a look that felt as though you had given up on everything… a gaze that seemed somehow detached from it all

Minami Natsume: And in that moment, I had the intuition that perhaps you and I shared something in common.

Minami Natsume: Even now, having grown closer since then, I can say that my intuition was not wrong. From here on as well, as fellow members of ŹOOĻ, I look forward to working with you.

Minami Natsume: Next time, let us go to that French restaurant we talked about the other day.

iHAKE! ~Tamaki Episode 1~

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hiya, everyone. This is IDOLiSH7's Yotsuba Tamaki.

Yotsuba Tamaki: On today's "iHAKE! Idol Dispatch!~" project, well...... I'm here in a wide kitchen.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Also, it smells really sweet here...... What's the request this time? Gettin' hungry now!

Staff: You can tell just by the scent......?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Eh, there's a lotta smell here.

Chocolate, cookies, and...... ah, I think I smell donuts too!

Staff: Eeh?!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Heheh. Cuz the taste testers of IDOLiSH7 are me and Nagicchi.

My taste test ability ain't for show.

Yotsuba Tamaki: I can tell just by the scent.

Staff: I'm aware that you love sweets, but I didn't expect you have such a skill......!

Boy: Aah! It's Tamaki!

Boy: You're right! He's so big!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Woah......?! What is it?!

Momo: Nyahaha! Sorry sorry, they couldn't wait for long!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Momorin, you're here!

Kujou Tenn: Hello, Yotsuba Tamaki-san.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Tenntenn's here too......!

So, my support guests are......

Momo: Yes! It's us!

......Good little kids, can you recite what we practiced earlier?

Children: Yeees!

Kujou Tenn: Alright then, here we go!

One, two......!

Everyone: "We want to make a house that looks like the castle where King Pudding lives"!

Yotsuba Tamaki: King Pudding's castle......

Uh, you mean that castle made from sweets?

Momo: Yes! You know that, right, Tamaki?

King Pudding's song!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course!

......Oh Oh Oh Oh Ousama Puri-puri~~♪

Children: Oukan no sakiccho ni ha kuriimu wo mittsu~~♪

[TL: There are three pieces of cream on the tips of his crown~~♪]

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh! Both of you know the song too!

Boy: Of course!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! I should've known!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. The kid from Ainana Kindergarten who loves King Pudding made a request to create a castle using sweets with you.

Momo: Furthermore, the company that made King Pudding will fully back you up!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh...... This is gonna be so amazing!

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......So that means, this sweet smell is......

Staff: You're correct. It's the scent of the sweets that will be used to create the castle!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Seriously? This is so awesome!

Boy: So awesome!

Momo: Some sweets have been prepared for the program in advance, but the easy to make ones like the cookies, will be made with the kids!

Kujou Tenn: That means we can put decorations together from scratch.

Let's grant the wishes of these children.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Of course......!

Alright, everyone! Let's create this really awesome castle!

Everyone: Yeah......!

(Fade out)

(Fade in)

Yotsuba Tamaki: Whoa, we're like, uh? Patisserie!

Momo: It looks good on all of you! Tamaki, you look really cool!

Kujou Tenn: Aside from being a Patisserie due to the apron, your interaction with the children made you look more like a teacher.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Hehe! Guess I'm like a teach.

Just doing what I can do.

Boy: Ah, they have King Pudding nameplates!

Girl: I'm jealous!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh. Then let's make King Pudding cookies together!

Ones that look like these nameplates.

Children: Let's make it!

Momo: ......In a moment, I thought that they're going to talk how unfair it is, but Tamaki diverted it......

Kujou Tenn: ......I concur. I don't know if it's just his quick-wittiness, or if he did it out of reflex......

Girl: Hey hey, what can I call you two?

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Oh yeah.

Everyone, gather here.

Children: We're here!

Yotsuba Tamaki: I'm Tamaki. Then he's TennTenn, and this is Momorin.

Kujou Tenn: Isn't TennTenn hard to say......?

Girl: TennTenn-sensei!

Kujou Tenn: Ah......

Hehe. Thank you.

Boy: Hi, Momorin-sensei!

Momo: Yeees! I'm Momorin-sensei! Let's all get along well, everyone!

Children: Woaaah......!

Teacher: I'm sorry, everyone.

We'll be in your care today.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ah, you're the real teach?

Teacher: Yes. I'm these children's teacher at Ainana Kindergarten.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Umm...... We'll be careful not to put them in harm's way......

Yotsuba Tamaki: We appreciate your help.

Teacher: Alright! Please leave it to me!

Momo: ......It feels like you're being more reliable now, Tamaki!

Momo-chan's heart is fluttering!

Kujou Tenn: I agree. You act more mature compared to when you're with IDOLiSH7.

Yotsuba Tamaki: ......Hmm. They remind me of the kids at the orphanage. Been so busy recently that I couldn't go and see them.

Momo: Tamaki......

Boy: Hey, Tamaki-sensei!

All of us had a talk on how to make the King Pudding castle with sweets.

Boy: Can we make it like this?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Awesome! You guys drew this?

Boy: Yeah!

Momo: Waah......! There's even a postbox! Is this doable with chocolates?

Boy: By the way, if the King Pudding castle doesn't have a postbox, we thought it'll be better if it has one!

Momo: No way, this kid is really considerate......

Kujou Tenn: ......Why are you speaking in Anesagi's tone......?

Girl: I'll add hearts and ribbons on the cookie roof to make it look cuter! Like Princess Meringue!

Kujou Tenn: So that it will look colorful. That's such a lovely idea. Do you want to do it with me?

Girl: Sure......!

Momo: So the front door will be a donut?

Boy: Yeah! It'll look cute with lots of donuts.

So it's alright even if you eat one!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ahaha! You're right, it won't be obvious if you eat one. That's a great idea!

Boy: Yeah! It's because I love donuts!

Kujou Tenn: I see. I love donuts too.

Boy: TennTenn-sensei too? We're matchies!

Momo: I like sweets too!

Can we put chocolate on the walls?

Boy: Yes! We can do it with chocolate that won't melt! The uh, sugar butler? said so!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ooh. You sure know a lot!

Boy: It's because I like it! More than Tamaki-sensei!

Yotsuba Tamaki: What......?! Oh you, I'll tickle you!

Boy: Kyahahaha......!

Kujou Tenn: Hehe. Well then. Let's create the castle that everyone thought of.

Girl: Yay!

Momo: This Momorin-sensei will forgive you if you take a little bite......! Teehee!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh crap. Everyone, Momorin-sensei is the big boss. Be careful......!

Boy: Momorin-sensei, you're the boss!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Let's make the castle of sweets with the boss!

Everyone: Yeah......!

Izumi Iori: Err... Tamacchi. Happy. Birthday.

Izumi Iori: Yotsuba-san, does this satisfy you?!

I will never, ever accept your requests to call you by a nickname, so please keep it in mind.

Izumi Iori: Before, you said, "When I have an amazing friend like you, it makes me think I should do it too" [1]

Izumi Iori: I feel the same way, with your dancing skills and amazing adaptability.

Your occasional displays of observational skills motivate me more.

Izumi Iori: As your comrade and friend, please treat me well from now on.

Kujou Tenn: Yotsuba-san, Happy Birthday.

Kujou Tenn: I like that you're sensitive to people's feelings and that you're kind-hearted.

Kujou Tenn: Even when you're on stage, you make everyone in the venue smile with your lively MC and lift their spirits.

Kujou Tenn: I'm sure this day will be your happiest thanks to the people celebrating your birthday.

Kujou Tenn: Remember this day if you feel in a slump. I'm sure you can overcome it.

Let's eat sweets together and talk a lot again sometime.

Inumaru Touma: Happy Birthday, Yotsuba!

I've always wanted to tell you this,

Inumaru Touma: You gave me the nickname "Marucchi" the first time we meet, yeah?

That made me so happy.

Inumaru Touma: That time, I didn't have a friend who'd call me that. It's rare for me to be called anything other than my name.

Thanks for giving me the best nickname!

Inumaru Touma: Also, come to think of it, you and I like similar things.

Like hamburg and karaage!

I really like those, so I eat them a lot!

Inumaru Touma: I know a good place. I wanna know you a lot more, so let's hang out next time!

End of Episode 3.

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Translator's Note:

Torao Mido: Welcome to “cafe rabBit Day.” I’m Torao Mido from ŹOOĻ.

Torao Mido: “cafe rabBit Day” is a special program that celebrates the idols’ birthdays. This time, I’ll be serving as the MC.

Torao Mido: First, let me introduce the guests who rushed over to celebrate me today.

Mitsuki Izumi: I’m Mitsuki Izumi from IDOLiSH7. Happy Birthday, Mido! I'll be in your care today.

Momo: Momo from Re:vale here! I’m gonna celebrate Torao with everything I’ve got today!

Minami Natsume: I am Minami Natsume from ŹOOĻ. Thank you very much for inviting me. I’ll do my best to liven things up.

Mitsuki Izumi: I never really pictured you as an MC before, Mido, but you’re doing great — that was super smooth!

Momo: I thought so too! The way you went from introducing the program to introducing the guests was perfect.

Torao Mido: Getting praised by two people who are so used to hosting… I’m honored.

Minami Natsume: The outfit suits you very well too. It has a certain allure to it. It's quite wonderful.

Momo: It’s stylish and very Torao-like, right?!

Momo: He's giving heart-throb!

Torao Mido: ……? "Giving heart-throb"…?

Mitsuki Izumi: I get it, he's seriously giving heart-throb! No doubt about it!

Torao Mido: I'm giving heart-throb....... giving heart-throb, huh.....

Minami Natsume: Mido-san… Judging from that reaction, could it be that you are not familiar with that term?

Torao Mido: Ah, no....... well, I do get the feeling I’m being complimented somehow, at least.

Momo: Of course it’s a compliment! You got that part right.

Torao Mido: Does it mean I look handsome...?

Mitsuki Izumi: So close! You’ve got the nuance right though!

Torao Mido: Then… I'm making your hearts pound by being really attractive? By being sexy?

Momo: Almost correct! Actually, I'd say all of those guesses are spot on!

Mitsuki Izumi: To give you the exact answer though, it means you're giving off total heart-throb energy!

Torao Mido: Ah. So it's something like "aura" then.

Minami Natsume: So you are familiar with the term "aura."

Torao Mido: Haruka used it before and explained the meaning to me.

Torao Mido: I learned something new again today. Giving heart-throb..... I will remember that.

Minami Natsume & Mitsuki Izumi & Momo: Yay!

Torao Mido: Alright, let’s move on to our first segment. “Heart-Fluttering Personality Test – ~Let's Get to Know His True Self~”

Clap clap clap…!

Torao Mido: In this segment, I’ll answer a personality test question chosen by our guests, and then deliver a killer line based on the results.

Torao Mido: By the way, do these personality tests actually hit the mark?

Momo: Well, you know what they say — sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss. So just treat it like a game and answer casually!

Minami Natsume: Then, allow me to present the question.

Minami Natsume: "You’ve come on a picnic with your friends. If you were to share something you brought with them, which of these would you choose?"

Minami Natsume: A) A homemade lunchbox B) Valuable information C) Interesting snacks

Torao Mido: So the situation is already set as a picnic with friends, huh. That’s a tough one.

Momo: Try imagining a picnic with all the ŹOOĻ members!

Torao Mido: In that case… I’ll go with: B) valuable information.

Mitsuki Izumi: That’s so like you, Mido! What’s your reasoning?

Torao Mido: I feel like Haruka would probably bring the lunchbox, Touma would bring the snacks, and Minami would prepare all the other essentials perfectly.

Torao Mido: So if that’s the case, the thing I could bring to the table would be information.

Minami Natsume: So I’m the one in charge of the essentials, I see.

Torao Mido: It’s always you who makes sure we’re not caught off guard when something comes up, isn’t it? I trust you.

Momo: Did you hear that just now? He's definitely the winner of the “Idol Who Compliments People As Naturally As Breathing – Best of the Year” award!

Mitsuki Izumi: Momo-san, that’s the award you win every year too.

Mitsuki Izumi: Alright, I’ll go ahead and read the result then!

Mitsuki Izumi: What this test reveals is how you interact with friends and teammates.

Mitsuki Izumi: If you chose option B, you have strong possessive feelings and want to be someone special to your companions. That’s what it says, Mido.

Torao Mido: Hmm..…?

Minami Natsume: Oh? It seems it didn’t quite resonate with you.

Torao Mido: Am I really that possessive?

Momo: It's alright, you can just admit it honestly, Tora-chan.

Minami Natsume: What do you think, Mido-san?

Torao Mido: Well…... maybe I am. I do want to be someone special to my members.

Minami Natsume: I thought as much. Fufu.

Momo: A slightly embarrassed Torao and a happy-looking Minami —both of you are adorable!

Mitsuki Izumi: Alright then, Mido, give us some fan service full of those strong possessive feelings of yours!

Torao Mido: Let’s see…... Alright, here we go.

Torao Mido: Give me all of yourself. You’ve long since prepared yourself for this, haven’t you? I’ll make you so enthralled that you won’t be able to think about anything else.

End of Episode 1.

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