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my rarepairs/underrated hp ships p2

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So I uh...I made another thing...
Allies in the Dark
The year was defined by spectacle. It was the year of foreign tongues echoing in the corridors, of a burning goblet, of dragons, and of the Triwizard Tournament. For most students, the atmosphere at Hogwarts was electric, a constant hum of excitement that vibrated through the stone floors.Â
For Draco Malfoy, however, the Fourth Year felt less like a celebration and more like a tightening noose.Â
The common room of Slytherin House was submerged in its usual sub-aquatic gloom, illuminated by the green lamps that cast long, skeletal shadows against the tapestries. It was lateâwell past curfewâand the room was mostly empty, save for the dying embers in the grate and a solitary figure seated at a table in the far corner, almost swallowed by the darkness.Â
Draco sat on a plush leather sofa near the fire, staring into the flames. He looked exhausted. The pale, pointed architecture of his face seemed sharper than usual, his skin possessing a translucent, unhealthy pallor. The "Potter Stinks" badges he had distributed with such glee weeks ago now felt heavy in his pocket, a juvenile prank that failed to distract him from the whispers in the manor at home. The Dark Mark had appeared in the sky at the World Cup. His father was tense. Karkaroff was pacing the halls. Something was shifting, and Draco, for the first time, felt small.Â
He dragged his eyes away from the fire and looked toward the corner table.Â
YNÂ Dumbledore sat there, surrounded by a fortress of books.Â
It was a cosmic joke, really. The great-niece of the greatest blood-traitor of them all, Albus Dumbledore, Sorted into Slytherin. For three years, Draco had watched her navigate the Snake Pit with a detached, cool elegance. She wasnât bulliedâshe was too brilliant for that, and her magic had a bite to it that even Crabbe and Goyle instinctively fearedâbut she was isolated. She carried the name of the Headmaster like a shield, or perhaps a target.Â
Jobs I think HP characters would have irl
Adult edition
Moody: survival instructor, has a side blog where he explains why all conspiracy theories are correct at the same time, including how an alien took his eye off for research purposes
McGonagall: legendary biochemistry teacher in a prestigious university, all students love her and fear her (obvs), probably with a nobel price or something similar
Lupin: Literature teacher, the kind robin Williams would represent in a movie, with very peculiar takes on classical authors' sexualities (all the Tumblr takes on literature are part of his lessons, you know it's true)
Sirius: I thought s lot about this one, and social service worker? Because he'd love to work with kids but doesn't have the patience nor the attitude to be a teacher, he'd love to be able to protect kids from abusive households and the fact that he makes little money would 100% ashame his family, which he'd enjoy to no end
Tonks: tatoo artist def, shed become famous thanks to her amazing artworks and get a lot of body modifications herself. Also, she's sent a few lost 18 year olds Sirius' way in the past, when she thought they needed someone that cared more than a tattoo
Hagrid: same job, guarding a big ass forest and befriending the bears and the deers alike, no need to change anything imo
Snape: that highschool chemistry teacher that makes everyone hate the subject and has been reported for student abuse several times. I will take no criticism in this
Molly and Arthur: shed still be a stay-at-home mother, but she'd have a blog with recipes and DIYs for other momma's. He'd fix dishwashers or something like that for a living, but he'd also have a little workshop where he takes pieces that no longer work and put them together to invent things, most of them useless but interesting nonetheless
James: we don't have a lot of canon info on hum, but I'm going to say he inherits his dad's millionaire company. Which is quite fun because he'll often go to a pub with Sirius and Lupin and people will wonder wtf a dude in a 10K suit is doing chatting and laughing with two dudes that look like a coffee shop au, at best.
Lily: she's a important lawyer that mainly works "protect the little guy" cases but will sometimes take quite famous cases and beat the opponents ass in court like it's not big deal, then go back to her small office and use the money to keep rich assholes on their toes. No one quite believes who she's married to.
Dumbledore: he's publicly known as an author, a genius scientist with the mind if a genius that can jump from chemistry to astrophysics without breaking a sweat, and has also won literature prices for his novels. On the other hand, he's also (one of) the most influential persons in the country, having politicians, lawyers, businessman and many others in his pocket, as well as afraid of him
Stranger Knight
Name/Link: Stranger Knight
Fandom: HPverse
Inspired By: Stranger Knight
Individual Challenge(s): Picture This; Moody Moods
Representation(s): Desi & Fem Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini; Harry Potter Raises Teddy Lupin; Omegaverse; Autistic & Omega Harry Potter; Alpha Blaise Zabini; Chim Song Prompt
Ship: Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini
Team: Heroic Shadow
List (Prompt): Sp WD (Autism); Sp Set (Dark); Sp Con (Pie/Tart); Sp Items (Flower; Yarn)
List (Prompt): SpBig (Flower; Pie/Tart; Yarn); SpMic2 (Pink; White)
Space Address (Prompt): SpB [1B](Frog/Tadpole); TrB [1D](The Damsel); Ship [2C](Flirting with Food/Drink)
Warning(s): n/a

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been thinkin bout
~parchment~
and the absolutely buckwild implications of its use in the harry potter world (and probably others???) as like, notebook paper
there is a fanfiction in one of the tags i follow that is ostensibly a modern ass student/barista au but the title is like "macchiatos and parchment" and im like. macchiatos and what now
like. hp is ultimately urban fantasy, right. yes, the magical world is isolationist and traditional, but so many people that enter the wizarding world from muggle backgrounds every year, and NONE of them have said oh god why do you people still use fucking PARCHMENT
no. stop that. what the hell is wrong with you. find a way to magically mass produce paper. i will personally go out and bulk buy paper with muggle ass money every semester until you figure this out
WE CAN USE PAPER! WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!
god, do you know what parchment is? no, better question: do you know how labor intensive that shit is to make? no, even better question: do you know what parchment is?
the thing about parchment is: itâs not paper. yes, it was used as a writing medium, like papyrus was. but itâs not papyrus either.
parchment is animal skin. untanned animal skin. the production process is arduous--the dehairing solution soak alone takes 8+ days, and up to twice as long in winter. probably magic streamlines the process, but you see the problem with using this material for 11 year olds to write their shitty homework assignments on.
and the kids donât know this, right? thereâs no way they know. if they knew, SOMEONE would have something to say about it. and youâd think that someone would be hermione!! but hermione must know about it, because sheâs hermione. lavender brown had her elderly rabbit die in PoA and was pretty distraught about that! but what, everybody thinks itâs so normal and fine to write all their 11 year old ass homework on fucking animal skin in the year of our luigi 1991 that they donât even feel the need to acknowledge it, let alone comment or have an opinion?
ofc the actual answer is either that itâs jkrâs committed vendetta against animals or that she ALSO did not know what it was or think about the implications of anything she wrote (as always) and when she found out, decided to change nothing and double down (as always). but if we dota for a second and really inhabit that watsonian perspective? the statement this makes about the hpverse is bonkers.
âMy dear, you have the grim!â  //   [art tag]
Fic Claim: Youâve Got A Second Chance (You Could Go Home)
Title: Youâve Got A Second Chance (You Could Go Home)Â
Author: @ohdrarryïżŒ / hephaestiions on ao3Â
Pairing(s): Teddy Lupin/James Sirius PotterÂ
Rating: TeenÂ
Word Count: ~16,000Â
Content/Warnings: Drug Abuse, Drug Addiction, Recovery, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Love ConfessionsÂ
Summary: âWhat about James?â James, dear Merlin, not James, not again. His boy, his son, the brightest star in the constellation of Harryâs patchwork family, not him. âI think heâs relapsed.â â They tried this when James was nineteen and Teddy was twenty five. It crashed and burned. Teddy ran away to Finland and James... well Teddy's about to find out what happened to James, now that he's back two years later
Authorâs Notes: This was not only my first time writing Jeddy, but also my first time attempting Next-Gen as a whole. I would love to thank @hp-nextgen-festââ a splendidly organised and cooperative group of creative and lovely people who worked around all my irregularities with the kindest emails. I would also love to thank my beta, G, who is neither on tumblr nor on ao3, but who did beta-work for me whenever I asked and however soon I needed. Lastly, to all the readers who left kudos and comments, to the readers who simply chose to enjoy, to the readers who bookmarked and those who promised to keep up with my upcoming works. Your words and enthusiasm has meant the world to me and has truly boosted my interest in this pairing, knowing that it has such a kind and generous community behind it.Â
That said, this fic deals with difficult subjects that I have attempted to write by drawing on my personal experiences and my readings of the subject. It will not encompass everybodyâs personal journey and it will not be true to everyoneâs paths in their lives. This is a fic about James and Teddy, the people around them and an author who loves them deeply (and occasionally projects onto them). I would encourage everyone to read through the content warnings and heed them for any triggers!Â
I hope you love this fic as much as I do, and I hope you are kind to it should you choose to read it. I hope everyone has an excellent day or night and that this labour of love brings you a little joy.