It really surprises me whenever I see people get annoyed at the idea that Draco Malfoy was a queer theatre kid because he literally was. He hand made dementor costumes for the purpose of messing with Harry. He wrote a whole ass song and had his friends memorise it for the purpose of messing with Ron. Half of his bullying tactics were acting out dramatised versions of real events. If that's not repressed queer theatre kid bullshit, I don't know what is.
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đ˘ The Wizards Come to Visit - MC invites Ominis and Sebastian to the fair in her muggle village. They struggle with the dress-code and the fairground games.
đŁ Never Have I Ever - Ominis is dragged to a Gryffindor party, where MC teaches them all a muggle drinking game.
đ¤ "So this is how itâs meant to feel?" - Ominis meets his fiancĂŠ's parents, and realizes what an actual family looks like.
đĽ The Event of the Season - AU that Ominis and MC didnât meet in Hogwarts. The gaunt family are holding (Another) Ball for Ominis to select a wife. He happens to pick the one girl he canât have.
đ˘ Glass Walls - MC and Ominis studying in a very hot greenhouse, until Sebastian ruins her secret.
đŁ The Dying Light of a Furious Fire - MC and Ominis have never gotten along since the incident outside the undercroft, but one chance encounter might change that.
đ¤ Trust and Torment - MC falls asleep on Ominisâs lap.
đ˘ Homecoming - The carriage ride home was a test of sheer willpower. Your hands were demanding; pulling at the lapels of his coat and tugging his shirt from the waistband of his trousers to expose creamy, smooth skin. His hiss of pleasure when your chilled hands roved over his stomach sent a bolt of pure lust straight to your core, and you damn near straddled him right then and there.
đŁ Secrets - After slinking out of Hogwarts for five long, stressful hours in the dead of night, you returned to a pissed off Ominis who is beyond fed up with your blatant disregard for your well being. The last thing he wants to do is let you off easy, so he patches you up and elects to 'punish' you for your infuriating secrecy.
đ¤ Heart of Vipers - After an ill-fated confrontation with Ominis' family, you come to learn that they want you for themselves. More specifically, they want your abilities for themselves. Ominis is less than pleased with the revelation and returns home with the intention of proving that the only person you belong to is him.
đĽ Beseech Me - Ominis works too much, and your neediness results in you adamantly refusing to go to bed without him. He comes up with a torturous compromise.
đ˘ Touch Starved - To say you were going insane would be a monumental understatement. Ever since Ominisâ abrupt departure from the bedroom two nights ago, he had exercised an unnatural amount of restraint when it came to touching you.Â
đ˘ All You've Done - (II) - (III)
đŁ Mallowsweet Muses - (II) - (III) - This wasnât anything new for youâ on the contrary, youâd sucked Sebastian off enough times to know how he liked it, what made him crumble in your hands and sing praises of your name. But Mallowsweet hadnât been a factor then, and you hesitated for a moment as you considered whether or not you were taking advantage of him like this. You looked up at him once more, the question hanging silently in the air, and with the enthusiasm of a puppy Sebastian nodded hungrily.
The fact that someone like JK Rowling created a character like Harry Potter completely baffles me
Harry Potter who was outraged when the magical community wouldn't accept a werewolf at Hogwarts
Harry Potter who regularly had tea with the half giant groundskeeper
Harry Potter who at 12 years old freed a house elf from his abusive master and then five years later insisted on giving that same house elf a proper burial
Harry has his flaws, but what always stood out to me about him was how tolerant and accepting he was. There were plenty of people he didn't like, but that was always because of who they were as a person. It's even made a point in the series that he maintained relationships with groups who were not usually friendly with wizards (probably because of past mistreatment) like ghosts and centaurs. So, how such a bigoted and close-minded person created him is beyond me.
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Somebody recently interacted with this old ask of mine, so I figured I'd go ahead and share this tiktok I recently made about interacting with JKR & the Potterverse these days.
The TLDW is that the Harry Potter RP forums were my earliest introduction to queer & genderqueer identities. Therefore I find it morally repugnant to continue to interact with the Potterverse in any way - including non-monetary ways, given that all interaction increases HP-IP and all increase of IP ultimately endorses JKR and the way she spends her money. She has successfully funded anti-trans legislation in the UK. All support of her and her work, supports that legislation and her continued efforts to hurt and oppress trans people.
You ever sit there re-reading Harry Potter and suddenly get punched in the face by a plot hole so loud it drowns out the Hogwarts Express?
Because I just remembered something:
Wands are the most essential magical tool in the entire wizarding worldâyour literal magical lifelineâand they cost less than a decent meal in Diagon Alley.
Meanwhile, broomsticks?
Luxury items.
And somehow, everyoneâs just⌠fine with that?
â¨Absolutely not.â¨
Letâs talk about itâbecause the wizarding world economy is giving narrative convenience over logic, and I have questions.
Big, wand-swinging, Gringotts-auditing questions.
But Why Is the Soul-Bound Wand Cheaper Than a Broomstick?
THE WAND IS YOUR LIFE
Itâs your weapon.
Your shield.
Your link to identity, emotion, power, precision, and survival.
You canât even perform most standard spells without itâunless you're a trained wandless magic user, which is incredibly rare and usually requires advanced discipline or heritage-based skill.
It chooses you. It bonds with your magic. Itâs irreplaceable.
So how much does it cost?
Roughly 7â20 Galleons.
Literally less than a decent cauldronâor, depending on the wand, not much more than dinner and dessert in Diagon Alley.
According to J.K. Rowling, wands sold at Ollivanders are generally priced around 7 Galleons, though some fans speculate they could range up to 20 Galleons depending on wand complexity or materials. If we use the exchange rate Rowling once suggested (1 Galleon = ~ÂŁ5), that means the average wand costs ÂŁ35âÂŁ100âcheaper than a modern mobile phone, and it lasts your entire magical life.
Considering the effort it takes to craft themârare magical woods, powerful cores like phoenix feather or dragon heartstring, and the expertise of a wandmakerâthis price range is still shockingly low for something that serves as a witch or wizardâs most essential magical instrument.
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MEAL PRICES IN THE WIZARDING WORLD
Letâs quickly look at the cost of food in the wizarding world, since weâre comparing life-altering artefacts to lunch.
From the Hogwarts Express trolley:
Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Chocolate Frogs: ~1â2 Sickles each
Harry buys a dozen items with a handful of Sickles (17 Sickles = 1 Galleon)
A full trolley binge? Roughly 1 Galleon.
In Half-Blood Prince, we also get a glimpse of Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley prices:
Butterbeer: ~2 Sickles
Light lunch at the Leaky Cauldron: ~1â2 Galleons
Full sit-down meal with drinks and dessert (e.g. Madam Puddifootâs): ~3â4 Galleons
So yes, a wand could cost less than a proper meal outâespecially if youâre treating someone.
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THE BROOM COSTS 50x MORE?
A Nimbus 2000 is gifted to Harryâmajor moment. Retail: ~100 Galleons.
A Firebolt? Easily over 1,000 Galleons. Thatâs more than Arthur Weasleyâs entire annual salary, and he works for the Ministry of Magic. Literal luxury transport.
Some Hogwarts students canât even afford a broomâthey borrow school spares.
So what are we saying?
âYes, your enchanted flying stick of wood is more expensive than your magical soul-bonded wand.â
đ¨ ITâS A PLOT HOLE. A BIG ONE.
Weâre expected to believe that the literal core of magical life is cheaper than school transport, postal birds, and half the Hogwarts supply list?
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ROWLINGâS LIKELY INTENTION:
A cheap wand makes magic feel accessible to everyone.
Expensive brooms show status and privilege (Malfoys flexing 101).
It creates visual contrast: Ronâs taped wand vs Dracoâs top-tier broom.
But from an internal logic standpoint?
You canât ride a broom into a duel.
But you can hex someone across the room with a wand.
So why is the life-sustaining object priced like a trinket?
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HEADCANON FIX (Because We Always Clean Up for Her):
Wands are partially subsidised by Hogwarts or the Ministry.
â A âno child wandlessâ policy. A right, not a luxury.
â Ollivander charges less than market value to protect magical equality.
Brooms are like cars.
â Basic ones are cheap.
â High-end ones are status symbols (think: Quidditch Rolex on a stick).
Ollivander keeps prices low on purpose.
â His family name is legacy.
â Heâs not selling wood and stringâheâs handing over destiny.
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đŤ BONUS RAGE: OLLIVANDER HAS TO EAT, TOO.
Wandmaking isnât hobby work.
This man carves magical wood, cores it with dragon heartstring or unicorn hair, and attunes it to individual childrenâs energy signatures.
And youâre telling me he charges 7 Galleons and calls it a day?
Meanwhile, in the Muggle world, wand replicas at Universal Studios theme parks sell for ÂŁ40âÂŁ70, depending on whether theyâre interactive or display-only. Thatâs almost the same asâor more thanâthe actual wand price in-universe. And those donât even come with phoenix feathers.
Either heâs surviving on principle alone, or thereâs a secret Wand Subsidy Act nobody talks about.
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âIf my wand is cheaper than an enchanted kettle, someoneâs cooking the booksâand itâs not in Potions class.â
Capitalism really said âExpelliarmus your wallet.â
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đ¸ If wand prices made you blink, wait until you see how Severus Snape maintained a house, a potions lab, and an aura of controlled menace on what Slughorn called a âmeagreâ salary.
â Read Spinnerâs End Wasnât PovertyâIt Was Privacy.