Aug 23, 2024
That is the greatest quote ever!
PowerPoint is Boring! - Dwight K. Schrute (stress relief, part 1)
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That is the greatest quote ever!
PowerPoint is Boring! - Dwight K. Schrute (stress relief, part 1)
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Shinobu, covering Giyuu's eyes from behind: Guess who!?
Giyuu: ... It's either Shinobu or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Shinobu, removing her hands: It's Shinobu!
Giyuu: Damn.
i got a fire idea for a joke. comedy movie with baked in subtitles like yeah weird or whatever. one of the characters are desperately searching for a weapon in the beginning of a fight scene saying "i need a weapon!", they grab the comically caption text "weapon" and start battering the baddies with it.
redi.t.com/r/funny
My Butt Fell Off
sorry everyone don't know where it went. i just had it.
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Not trying to be heterophobic or anything but the LGBT community is so fucking powerfull like she is THAT bitch she did THAT
The only way i’d get someone’s attention is if I were flatlining.
Sure Petunia's horrid, and even growing up together she estranged herself from Lily, but they still DID grow up together, which makes me wonder if they happened to share small things together (Not that either will be happy with that being true) like how to curse people, or how to lie; the kind of stuff siblings learn together.
Or how to nickname like:
"Jam."
"…Jam?" Repeated James in disgust.
"'Cause you're so sweet and I just wanna eat you!"
"Merlin's tits Lily."
"What is it Jaimepoo."
"After seven years I finally have you but I kinda wanna break up."
"… Can I at least use Jem-Jem? Jaimsy-hansy? Jammie? Jokey-Jamie? Jinki-Jamejames"
"No, I wasn't kidding I wanna break up Lily."
"…just Lily?" she sniffed. "Don't you love me at all?"
"…No."
She sniffes again, puffing her cheeks.
"…Lily…poo?"
She wrinkles her nose. "What? No! Lils, or Darling, or sweetums, or Lilsy, or Popkin –"
"Yeah I wanna break up."