#joking

i think the giant wandering animatronic triceratops that could kill you should've been greenlit actually. real life jurassic park shit in a disney theme park would improve the experience by 100%

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

andrew 'doesn't-mean-i-wouldn't-blow-you' minyard really came back from the baltimore fiasco with one (1) thought in mind: almost lost the fucking idiot, this mf could actually really just die anytime anywhere, can't afford to procrastinate any longer, must give blowjob asap, top priority, no further delay tolerated, regrets not optional

Everyone complaining about Clint being the new marriage option in Stardew valley I’m sorry you are so weak