Literally so many ships I have for Harry.

Drarry, Harmione, Rarry|Ronarry, NottPott, Lunarry, Hinny, Hansy, Haphne, Harvati, Frarry, Harlie, Hedric, Nevarry|Heville.

Harry: that was kind of hot what you did, Neville

Neville: thank you, Harry

Neville: why are you looking at me funny

Harry: I need to ask you a favour

Neville: anything you want

Harry: I want to suck your dick

Harry: and I need it now

Harry: before anyone finds us and they start cheering or whatnot

Neville: uhm, I, uh—

Harry: what

Neville: I have never done that

Harry: I did

Harry: and I want you now

Harry: or I’d die

Neville: really?

Neville: in that case… please, Harry, go ahead

Harry: thank you

Harry: *starts licking Neville’s balls and shaft from downside*

Neville: *cums buckets on Harry’s head, face, everything*

Harry: WHOA

Neville: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

Neville: *runs away*

Harry: wh-

Harry: *takes some of Neville’s cum on his finger and licks it*

Harry: it tastes like plaster

Harry: *grabs a piece of broken mirror and looks at himself*

Harry: *sigh*

Hermione: *appearing* there you are!

Hermione: what’s that on your head

Harry: thousand years old plaster from hogwarts wall plus Neville’s first ever cumshot apparently

Hermione: do I want to know?

Hermione: anyway the Malfoys ran away

Harry: in heels?

Hermione: i don’t know

Hermione: I guess… those fuckers

Harry: language!

Hermione: what?

Harry: this is my family you’re talking about

Hermione: Harry I know that Sirius is your godfather and—

Harry: not this

Harry: that part aside

Harry: I am going to marry that boy

Hermione: he’s a traitor! He almost killed you! And us! And—

Harry: and I just licked Neville’s dick

Hermione: he would do it again!

Harry: and so would I, just do it again

Hermione: are you sure?

Harry: I suffered at least one concussion

Harry: before anyone notices I am going to live my best life—

Harry: *faints*

Neville: *comes back, sees Harry on the ground and Hermione scrubbing his sperm off Harry’s head with a bloody tissue*

Neville: OH MY GOD MY CUM KILLED HARRY POTTER

Hermione: it didn’t k—

Neville: *faints*

Submitted Propaganda

Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom

I think the two prophecy boys deserve each other<3           

they're so cute I swear. the chosen ones that see each other not for what society makes them into, but for what they truly are <3 bonding over losing their parents and growing up in abusive environments and finding comfort in friends and animals and they can grow into old men constantly trying to shield each other from the public eye whilst living in a secluded cottage together 

Now that's not that interesting but it brings me to the real point of this post.

I watch TV/draw/write while doing my school work. This is actually the only way I've completed certain tv shows because I can't focus on them.

Basically I want recommendations for things to watch. That's it.

Hello everyone! Welcome to the second Chubby Neville fest and thank you for your enduring support . This fest is created to celebrate and appreciate chubby Neville and encourage more fan creations of him.

Guideline

All submissions need to be Neville centric.

Neville needs to be portrayed as chubby in all works.

We kindly ask that the submissions are created in a body positive perspective. If you‘re unsure whether or not your idea fits, feel free to reach us.

This is not an anonymous or an exchange fest.

You have until the 9th of June 2019 to create and post your works for the fest.

Submissions can be of any length, detail, or rating. Explicit works are welcome but not a requirement.

Check out last years masterlist for inspiration. :)

All pairings are welcome! Including M/M, M/F, multi and gen works without any pairing. 

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Title: Photosynthesis

Pairing: Harry/Neville

Summary: In which Neville loves Harry and Harry loves Neville and there is an abundance of cheesy gardening shirts and laughter.

Word Count: 1374

A/N: Because the world needs more happiness and Heville is pure sunshine. <3

Thank you @aibidil for the beta!

Read below or here on AO3.

Neville bites his lip as he presses his face into his pillow and pretends to be asleep. Harry is not, no matter what he thinks, remotely sneaky or quiet, which is evidenced by the racket he’s currently making stumbling around their quarters at half past eleven at night.

Neville supposes Harry probably had been stealthy enough as an Auror, but that had only lasted a few years before Harry had essentially had a nervous breakdown and quit in a rather dramatic manner, blowing up his Auror robes in the Atrium and quite literally flipping the Ministry the finger. It’d been in the Prophet daily after that. At which point Harry had, after weeks of being unable to even step outside his apartment for fear of scrutiny, taken Headmistress McGonagall up on her offer of sanctuary at Hogwarts over the summer holiday.

That’d been almost ten years ago. Harry had turned up looking stressed and ready to jump out of his skin, and Neville had done the one thing he knew how to do best: he taught Harry to garden. Harry spent hours with him in the greenhouses, tending the plants by hand. Harry was a much better student at twenty-four than he had been at sixteen, and Neville wondered if perhaps they both might’ve been better students if they’d each had a bit more faith in themselves.

Neville had been attracted to him for a long time, but it wasn’t until they were both elbows deep in the dirt, laughing at some ridiculous gardener joke Harry had made — which he did a lot of — that it hit Neville that Harry was flirting with him. It had never occurred to Neville that his feelings might be returned. It had made heat pool in his belly and his face flush, but luckily the midsummer sun beating down on the greenhouse meant it was hot enough to explain away the way his entire body was beginning to drip with sweat and the way he knew his face was blossoming red.

Neville was used to accepting things for what they were, to not asking for more in life than he thought he deserved. So he’d pushed aside his attraction to Harry for as long as he could remember. He filed it away with things he knew to be true but that he had no intention of doing anything about.

HP Rare Pair Week

Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott

My eyes,

having observed everything,