#hinny

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

1. Hinny

“Told you she wouldn’t mind.”

“She doesn’t count, ‘Mione, she’s been making eyes at me since first year! Let’s just get this ritual over with. It’s humiliating.”

“That’s one word for it.”

2. Lunarry

“Well? Did she find a Nargle?”

“No.”

“How about some gold?”

“Shut up.”

3. Rarry

“ - and then he pulled down my turtleneck and kissed me there too! What does that mean, Hermione??”

“Well, Ron’s always been hungry.”

4. Drarry

“So…how was it?”

“Fine. Normal. Pretty underwhelming, actually.”

“Really? What about your lengthy trip to the broom closet?”

“It was ten minutes max, Hermione!”

5. Tomarry

“Bloody hell Hermione, where did you find him? And why was he so…virile?”

“Filched him from a memory through a complicated bit of magic, then I dosed him with amortentia. Was he love struck?”

“No! He was evil! He drew blood.”

“From your mouth or your-“

"HERMIONE."

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“I spent five minutes with them, but it felt like I’ve known them forever. Hermione, truly, thank you. How did you know the ritual would work?”

“Their love saved you, so only love could bring them back to you.”

❤️💕

i thought id make a little infographic on the difference between mules and hinnies! i tried making it as simple as possible 😅