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It’s much more complicated as I am an XXY with a Klinefelter’s syndrome and although I do feel like a woman sometimes more, sometimes less, but mostly I do feel like both or neither, and since I literally have to take testosterone to feel good, I am becoming more masculine by looks and less masculine by heart — it’s quite hard, but I cope. Thanks for reaching out.

I am letting my inner hermaphrodite out by taking pictures of my headless body in rather sexy and cool shoes, which (pictures) some people call gender-confusing (as I am I guess — I look like a viking and talk like a diva). I am also getting my photos printed into a photography book in 40 limited, signed copies. So, uh, I guess I am doing the best I can.

Draco: don’t tell me that you fucked Ron Weasley

Hermione: what

Hermione: no

Hermione: not that

Draco: then what

Hermione: I wanted a hair growing spell and I asked Harry to do that for me and now his hair is long

Draco: how long

Hermione: like mine

Draco: ah, shit

Hermione: we need to find him before Snape does

Draco: shit shit shit

Hermione: let’s go

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Harry: professor!

Severus: what, Pott—

Severus: damn, Potter

Severus: you look…

Harry: can you do something about it?

Severus: yes, yes, come with me to my office

Harry: okay

Severus: *locks the door*

Severus: you know what to do

Harry: *sighs*

Harry: *kneels obediently*

Severus: lick it thoroughly, Lily

Harry: *sighs* okay

Severus: I love your eyes

Harry: *licks Snape’s dick like a lollipop* I know

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Hermione: his door is locked

Draco: maybe they’re not there

Hermione: where else would they be

Draco: why do you assume that they are together

Hermione: because I know how he thinks

*from behind the door*: I know your friends are waiting for you, you slut

*from behind the door*: make a little show for them too

The door: *goes transparent*

Harry: *chokes on Snape’s dick*

Severus: how do you like that?

Harry: glgb

Severus: I was asking your little friends, peeking in

Hermione: I’m sorry, Harry

Harry: glblg

Draco: are you quite finished, professor?

Severus: almost

Severus: why do you ask?

Draco: what do you mean: why?

Draco: it’s my boy toy and it’s about my lunch cock time!

Severus: *grabs Harry’s head and goes faster*

Harry: glg glg glb blg glh h hh hh hhhgggl

Severus: aaaah

Severus: thank you, Lily

Draco: come, Potter

Draco: when you’re finished with licking his balls, let’s go

Draco: and what the hell are you doing?

Hermione: *fingering herself into an orgasm*

Hermione: *coming*

Hermione: *clears throat*

Draco: well?

Hermione: what do you mean?

Draco: *eyeroll*

Severus: can you just please leave my premises?

Draco: can you stop sexually exploiting my future husband?

Severus: can you stop being a whiny little bitch?

Harry: *wipes his face* hah!