#heacannons

•he’d absolutely bond with you over horror movies. watching stuff like stab or classic slashers together, except he’s not even watching half the time, he’s watching you react. (especially what makes you clamp your legs shut.) for research purposes.

•he’s the type to send you weirdly specific messages like “this reminded me of you” and it’s some blonde girl with big boobs getting stabbed for the opening kill.

•at the beginning of your relationship he loved to call you as ghostface to make you freak out and he’d randomly show up five minutes later so you cling to him and he gets to see you all scared. eventually that wasn’t enough for him and he showed up at your house as ghostface to chase you around a little bit and make you think he was trying to kill you. (he knew you secretly got so very turned on from it) so when you call him and tell him what happened (you have no idea it was him) he gets to see your eyes shift from scared to turned on. it’s his favourite thing in the word.

•he soon realised that you liked when he called you as ghostface from the little clues. like you never telling anyone other than him when ghostface calls you or how you stay on the line much longer then anyone else would.

•you slowly start to suspect charlie might be ghostface. in person, he starts slipping. nothing obvious. just small things. finishing your sentences the same way ghostface does. referencing things you only said on the phone. looking at you a little too intensely when you mention the calls and asking you how you felt when ghostface called you.

•when you finally came to the conclusion that it was him it was because you had mentioned a new guy friend you made to charlie and when ghostface called you he started questioning you about your new friend and getting mad at your responses.

•and the worst part? you trust charlie and you keep answering the ghostface calls.

a/n: I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER HIM THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS. anyway i might make this a fanfict. i’m actually foaming out the mouth for him. ;)

Satoru wasn't your first boyfriend, but he was your first boyfriend who cared enough to come sex shopping with you.

The first time it happened was right after your fifth date, and you were in the lingerie section looking at a simple blue pair that had attracted you for almost a week. The price tag was far too high, so you often just walked past it with the melancholy of a kid dropping an ice cream. When your beloved leaned over your shoulder childishly, you jumped so hard you almost knocked the mannequin over.

"Whatchu lookin at?" He asked playfully, despite knowing exactly what you were looking at. You stuttered embarrassingly, your ears heating up slightly. You always went lingerie shopping alone, as did every other woman in the section, judging by their looks in your direction. "Don't lie, doll, you've been looking at that stupid thing for almost three minutes," he poked your cheek. You opened your mouth to reply, and he interrupted you- "without blinking."

You ended up buying the pair with his credit card, along with five others that he had picked out. Far too lacy and easy to tear, as he proved in the following nights.

The second time, you were more comfortable with him. It had been several months of him stalking you around supermarkets, buying anything you so much as touch. Protesting would only earn you double the item, so you would keep your hands to yourself and watch as Satoru pouted at you.

"What about that?" "No, that's unnecessary." Your boyfriend gave you puppy dog eyes as he held up a pink, sparkly vibrator. "Come on, it'll look so good in y-" "We have a whole set at home, Toru," you weren't even bothered by the weird stares you received from the old couple down the aisle. "Yes, but we don't have a pink one yet!" he protested. "You always use the blue one anyway," you said, picking up two lace stockings, holding them up to the light. "You're just going to keep on show like some freak, aren't you?"

Yes, he did find a way to slip it into the shopping cart sooner or later. And yes, the pink vibrator stayed in the small drawer next to your bed along with the seven other colored ones, just like you said. You would think the man was trying to build a rainbow.

You thought you had gotten used to his clingy behaviour after all the time you'd been together with him. However, one faithful Wednesday was by far the most excruciating argument you ever had with the overgrown baby. He was practically clinging to your shirt and dragging himself on the floor in a fit.

Satoru hated condoms. Detested them, even. Every time you crossed the section to pick up a pack or two, he would whine and groan.

"Ughhhhhhhh, this again?" he complained, trying to snatch the packet out of your hand. "Why must you make me use my credit card on such useless items?" "I never ask you to pay, do I?" "What kind of man would I be if I didn't pay for my one true love?" "You just contradicted your own point," you hid a laugh at his frown. "What do these useless things have that I don't?" he huffed, looking at different condoms on the shelves.

What started as his usual tantrum turned into something even you found embarrassing, even after being with him for almost two years.

"Slippery type. You're already wet enough for me." "Extra large. Do I really need to prove this to you?" "Thicker than before? I'm always thicker when I see you." "Satoru," you groaned, covering your ears desperately, cheeks heating up like you were on your first date. "People are staring." A sly smile started to spread on his face. He'd been going at it for five minutes now like some sort of reverse auctioneer. "Inbuilt Ridges?" he scoffed at a packet. "Doll, I promise I have more than enough veins to satisfy your ne-" "Oh my god," you slapped the packet out of his hand and put it back into its row, quickly walking away from the aisle and the small crowd that had started to form. "Fine, no condoms okay?"

Satoru didn't stop smiling the entire ride back home. He also took the courtesy to prove to you that everything he had said was the truth and the truth only.

The next day, you went back to the same store with the sole reason to buy new bedsheets.

✶ ──꒰full masterlist꒱ ❞

𝝑୧ - fluff | 𖣠 - smut | ‎𐚱 - hurt/angst | ⚠︎ - hard cw | 𖨆 - suggestive

lost time imagine 𝝑୧ "five seconds" college au, friends to lovers → part 2 𖣠 → part 3 → part 4 𐚱 𖣠 giving him head short 𖣠   pervy drabble 𖣠 jealous, much? 𖣠 rivalry au (req. fill) 𖣠 footnotes 𖣠 teachin you how to give head 𖣠 multitasking 𖣠 reservation short 𖨆 ice cream kisses 𖨆 kiss, marry, kill college au

✁---- more coming soon . 📽.ᐟ ˚ ⋆

✮⋆˙ kinktober 2025

day 2 - praise day 7 - sensory deprivation (blindfolds & restraints) / personal fav 🪡 day 14 - mutual masturbation day 19 - cock warming day 26 - face slapping

[tw on some of them for angst and possible mentions of depression and su!icidal thoughts.]

ASMR | Arcane - Viktor x Listener - Trans Man Period Comfort From Machine Herald Viktor

M4TM] [Established romantic relationship] [Period comfort]

Based on a Patreon request. Limenade asked "another month another Time for me to ask for Machine Herald Vik giving transmasc listener period comfort! lol. As someone with really shitty cramps I'd really just like to use him as a heater, plus that also means cuddles! (He is like a big metal cat to me)"

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A/N: My friend IRL figured out I do these things so now I write for her like a slave 💔💔

TW: None!

Fluffy, mostly.

Hes DEFINITELY soft when he thinks you’re asleep—

If you fall asleep around him he’ll stare at you for a second, shake his head and mumble something like, “You’re so annoying..”. However, if you peek, you’ll catch him tucking a blanket over you or adjusting your head so that you can have maximum comfort.

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: ᵃʳᵃᵍᵒʳⁿ, ᵃʳʷᵉⁿ, ᵇᵃʳᵈ, ᵇᶦˡᵇᵒ, ᵇᵒʳᵒᵐᶦʳ, ᵈʷᵃˡᶦⁿ, ᵉˡˡᵃᵈᵃⁿ, ᵉˡʳᵒʰᶦʳ, ᵉˡʳᵒⁿᵈ, ᵉᵒᵐᵉʳ, ᵉᵒʷʸⁿ, ᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵒʳ, ᶠᵃʳᵃᵐᶦʳ, ᶠᶦˡᶦ, ᶠʳᵒᵈᵒ, ᵍᵃˡᵃᵈʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵍᶦᵐˡᶦ, ᵍˡᵒʳᶠᶦⁿᵈᵉˡ, ʰᵃˡᵈᶦʳ, ᵏᶦˡᶦ, ˡᵉᵍᵒˡᵃˢ, ˡᶦⁿᵈᶦʳ, ᵐᵉʳʳʸ, ᵖᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿ, ˢᵃᵐ, ᵗᵃᵘʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵗʰᵒʳᶦⁿ, ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘᶦˡ

[ YOUR SMILE ] it's infectious ── the laughter that spills from your lips and the sweet, carefree smile that follows; they can't stop themselves from smiling too. a smile, to them, symbolises that you're safe, that you're happy, and they could wish for no more than that.

arwen, boromir, elladan, eomer, erestor, lindir, sam tauriel, thranduil

[ YOUR HEART ] sweet and doting, your generosity is charming ── they've seen you give others extra portions of food when you think nobody is watching, given up your blankets despite shivering yourself: it makes them a little flustered to see how much you care for others ( if only you'd dote on them too ).

aragorn, bard, bilbo, elrond, eowyn, faramir, frodo, galadriel, haldir, legolas, thorin

[ YOUR HUMOUR ] your unyielding ability to find humour in even the bleakest moments is charming ── where there is laughter, there is hope, and they've come to find your ability to make them laugh a great comfort.

dwalin, elrohir, gimli, glorfindel, kili, merry, pippin