The Cens are in the locker room after a pretty light practice, the season not yet in full swing, and the topic turns to married life, as it often does.
Ilya and Shane mostly stay quiet, giving each other pointed looks when Bood and Wyatt swap stories about their fucking awesome wives. That is untilâŠ
âYeah but like, Roz and Hollzy have the most ideal situation.â
Thereâs a mix of eyebrow raising and general murmurs of agreement, half of the team unsure if this is Holmbergâs way of coming out.
âWhat do you mean?â Shane asks, ever one to ignore a social rule.
âYou spend all day together kicking ass and being the best at hockey, and then you get to go home together and be and love and shit but also still talk hockey.â Holmberg sighs and stares into his locker a little wistfully. âI wish I was gay so I could have a hockey husband.â
The team is quiet for a minute, some of the younger members nodding in sage agreement. Bood even looks like itâs an intriguing idea.
âWhy donât you date a PWHL player?â
Wyatt says it with it much fuss, shoving his pads into his bag unceremoniously. Holms, however, looks like heâs just been struck by lightning.
âSay that again.â
Wyatt turns to the kid, eyebrows raised like heâs confused by the reaction.
âYou know that the PWHL exists, right?â
Holmsberg is too thunderstruck to scoff.
âYeah. The Charge. TheyâreâŠoh my god.â
And thus starts the social media scrolling to figure out which Charge players are 1) single, 2) in Holms age range, and 3) into men
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Ive got my spark back! I genuinely enjoy writing again.Fun fact i was TERRIBLE at English at school,failed in consistently đ.Why the actual hell are childlock things so hard to open, like Jesus Christ.
Batboys x Reader; kicking them in the balls
Bruce Wayne
Grim silence. Internal agony. External stoicism.
It was an accident-maybe a sleepy leg twitch in bed or a mistimed training maneuver. Either way, you connect. Clean.
He freezes. Shoulders tense.
ââŠIâm fine.â
No, he is not fine. He doubles over with the slow grace of a falling statue.
You panic.
âOh my god, Bruce! Are you okay?!â
He waves you off with a breathless wheeze.
âItâs nothing. Iâve been stabbed before.â
âYeah, but this is worse.â
He gives you a look. You give him ice. And maybe something sugary. He accepts both.
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Dick Grayson
Reaction: Instant dramatic collapse. Will never let you live it down.
You were play-wrestling, he got cocky, and BAM - your knee goes rogue.
Jason jokingly started a "dead robins club" which includes: Jason, Steph, Damian and Dick and Tim jokes one time that he feels left out and asks what he needs to do to join. Damian thinks he is serious and tells Tim that he will make sure that Tim never joins the club, he shall never be seen in the same club as an imbecille (its his way of showing he cares)(also he lowkey doesnt want to share a club with him)
àżcontent/warnings: smutty, age gap IMPLIED, angst, bit of mature era michael <3, emotional cheating kinda, reader is fem, lowkey dark michael
àżwc: 1.3k
àżA/N: been lazy and still writing my next imagine... it's a long one, so appreciate this short mature michael era headcannon :-))
fwb! michael who befriended you before he got married, making conversation on a mickey mouse shirt you were wearingÂ
fwb! michael who took a subtle and bold look at the way your shirt accentuated your breasts, biting his bottom lipÂ
fwb! michael who often thought of you when he was alone, running his hands down his stomach and to his underwear, groaning at the thought of how your delicate hands would feel on his cockÂ
fwb! michael who'd often feel guilty that he thought of you that way, as you were simply just friends
fwb! michael who felt guilty, still wanting to be your friend while he was marriedÂ
fwb! michael who once he got his divorce, instructed his driver to take him to your house and knocked on your door, tears streaming down his face
fwb! michael who appreciated that you opened your arms to him and his problems
fwb! michael who looked up as he wrapped his arms around you, smelling how sweet your neck smelled against his face
fwb! michael who ran his fingers across your lips, loving the way your natural lip shade matched so perfectly against your skin toneÂ
fwb! michael who closed his eyes, leaning in and kissing you fiercely
fwb! michael who undressed you desperately, letting out a whimper as he pounded into you mercilessly
fwb! michael who brought his large hand over your mouth, warning you to be quiet so you wouldnât wake up your roommatesÂ
fwb! michael who traced his fingers over your clit, rubbing it with passion, bringing you to your finishÂ
fwb! michael who woke up the next morning, sternly stating that it couldnât happen anymore, pretending that his heart didnât hurt when you agreedÂ
fwb! michael who got married again months later, breaking your heart as he happily announced his marriage in a public interviewÂ
fwb! michael who called you a few weeks later, telling you that the marriage wasnât actually romantic, but instead a partnership so he could get the kids he wantedÂ
fwb! michael who drove to your house that same weekend, kissing you passionately for an entire hour, fingering you in front of your mirrorÂ
fwb! michael who didnât stop fingering you until you passed out, pressing kisses against the side of your face as you woke up and begged for moreÂ
fwb! michael who left a few days after, asking you to keep sleeping with him but respecting that he was marriedÂ
fwb! michael who still called you now and then, asking you how youâve beenÂ
fwb! michael who felt angry that you had a date and couldnât call him the next day
fwb! michael who was waiting for you at home, placing you across your lap and spanking you till you apologized and cried, promising it wouldnât happen againÂ
fwb! michael who woke up the next day and reminded you that even though you werenât allowed to date, you were still just friendsÂ
fwb! michael who kept up this routine for the timeline of his marriage, until he told you over coffee that he was divorcing his wifeÂ
fwb! michael who blushed at the smirk on your face as you hummed, biting your lipÂ
fwb! michael who bent you over your kitchen table, whispering sweet nothings as you cried out for him to give you moreÂ
fwb! michael who told you that you two could still only be friends, as he was a single father now and had to focus entirely on his childrenÂ
fwb! michael who was shocked that you showed up a few days later, bringing baked cookies for his childrenÂ
fwb! michael who looked at you with a hint of appreciation and love as you took turns reading to his kidsÂ
fwb! michael who helped you as you dried the dishes, talking about your dayÂ
fwb! michael who didnât like how he felt as you walked out the door with no intentions of kissing himÂ
fwb! michael who called you the next day, asking why you didnât sleep with himÂ
fwb! michael who was surprised that you initiated the idea of sleeping together while still being true friendsÂ
fwb! michael who agreed and liked the idea of you being someone he could trust, while also still admiring your naked body and the unique way only you could make him finsih
fwb! michael who treated you like a friend in public, taking you to lunch and sharing his new music notes, yet fucking you like there was no tomorrow that same nightÂ
fwb! michael who loved that you were always there, even after years of keeping you in the same cycleÂ
fwb! michael who took you as a date to an event one night, feeling jealousy lace into his blood as you spoke to his colleagues
fwb! michael who reminded you on the drive home who you really belonged to, leaving bite marks all over your exposed collarbone, feeling satisfied that you compliedÂ
fwb! michael who celebrated your birthday some time after, not being sexual but instead a genuine friend, suprising you with a vacation with your closest friendsÂ
fwb! michael who reminded you he didnât expect anything in return, just your authentic and trustworthy friendshipÂ
fwb! michael who felt his heart break as you came home and didnât reach out to him for some weeks, until his kids asked for youÂ
fwb! michael who called you, expressing that he missed you and asked why you didnât call him when you arrived homeÂ
fwb! michael who heard your cries, telling him you couldnât continue being friends with him because you had fallen in loveÂ
fwb! michael who stayed silent, because he didnât know what to say, and so you hung up, never calling back againÂ
fwb! michael who was angry at you, but more himself, for allowing himself to think he could ever think he could be a friend to you while having sexÂ
fwb! michael who requested that his people keep an eye on you, giving him any significant updates about your lifeÂ
fwb! michael who felt anger bubble into his blood as his spy had updated him with the fact that a guy was coming over to your house, almost every night
fwb! michael who looked into the guy, finding out that the two of you worked together and were trying out datingÂ
fwb! michael who was asked in an interview if he was romantically linked with anyone, and he said yes, and he said your name so delicately, you couldnât help but fall to your knees, turning the TV off and sobbingÂ
fwb! michael who arrived at your house, pounding on your door and demanding to see youÂ
fwb! michael who sat outside your door for some time until you caved in, opening the door and asking him why he said what he saidÂ
fwb! michael who said he didnât know why, but that he didnât regret itÂ
fwb! michael who made love to you against your bedsheets, sobbing into your arms as he apologizedÂ
fwb! michael who begged for forgiveness, appreciating that you forgave him so quicklyÂ
bf! michael who drove you to his place, introducing you to his kids as âdaddyâs girlfriendâÂ
bf! michael who proposed a year later, expressing that he always did love you, he was just afraid it would turn into more, and then abruptly endÂ
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Adding onto the common HC Iâve been seeing of John being the group cook â he is DEFINITELY the âget the fuck out of my kitchen while Iâm cookingâ type of person, like you walk in to get a glass of water and he is like âfuck off no I WILL get you water do not DISTURB my cooking. Here. Now LEAVE.â
I like to think heâs mainly like that cuz he likes to solely focus on what heâs doing, and alot of the others end up commenting or asking too many questions â this kinda feeds into my undiagnosed OCD/Autism HC for John â and itâs just annoying and overwhelming. But not Bob. Bob is allowed to stay.
John has declared Bob can stay because he is â as John puts it â âa respectful spectatorâ. Which started as Bob sitting in the common area near the kitchen doing whatever while John cooked, then slowly migrating over to the opposite side of the kitchen island. Then that evolved into Bob randomly saying little tidbits of how his day was and then it ended with Bob just coming in to yap about whatever while John cooks while replying ever so often but mostly just letting him talk.
John now finds a strange sense of comfort in his rambling and everyone else is like âwhy can he stay and we canâtâ and John is like âcuz heâs Bob and youâre not.â And Ava teases him RELENTLESSLY for it like â âoooh someoneâs playing favouritesâ and John just tells her to fuck off cuz in all honesty, he IS playing favourites.
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A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex)
The most devoted lover in existence; oftentimes, after care is Adamâs favourite part of intimacy. To hold you and be held by you in the wake of such beautiful closeness, it is the most vulnerable he ever feels while simultaneously being the safest, because he has given himself to you and had you reciprocate. After an existence of rejection to every conceivable effort he has made to connect or find companionship with another person, there is nothing Adam cherishes more than the quiet moments after making love to you, in which he dutifully - and so, so tenderly - tends to your body, ensuring any aches are soothed, any soreness balmed (he is a very large and very strong man; no matter how careful he is, you will always have some marks that he will take care of), and every part of you kissed.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
There is no visible part of you that Adam can or will ever choose as his favourite part of you on the basis of attraction, because all of you is beyond his comprehension of beautiful. However, he adores being able to read your every thought and feeling with one look in your eyes, and if he had to choose a part of you he loved most, it would be your heart. The first heart to ever accept his own.
He finds it incredibly difficult to favour any part of his physical body, but if he had to, Adam would say his hair, because it is the only part of his body he feels he has grown himself. The only part of himself that he has chosen.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
All Iâll say is: has an awful lot of it built up pre-the first time with you.
I also enjoy toying with my personal headcannon that due to him being a combination of dead body parts brought back to life, he cannot âcreateâ life and by extension pregnancy scares are impossible for him can we get a hallelujah.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Adam carries a lot of guilt for feeling any sense of desire because he doesnât feel he deserves anything; any desire he feels is, innately perverse and dirty to him as a result. Once he is more comfortable in expressing and acting on feelings of lust, he discovers himself to be - quite unsurprisingly - a voyeuristic being. Watching you undress, come undone, to peak through a slightly ajar door and see you doing anything at all, he gains pleasure from just seeing you do things when you are unaware youâre being perceived. Only with your permission, of course, and it will take him a long time to approach you with the request for your consent to act on that desire because he is deeply anxious you will think him a dirty animal.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
Absolutely no firsthand experience, but has read every novel he can find on the human form and romance. There is much he wishes to try, but very little he knows how to act out. He is a very quick and very eager learner.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary, though he will hold his weight up to avoid crushing you (his arms never tremble under his own weight due to his strength, but his torso will tremble whenever you touch him). Needs to look into your eyes, gaze into your soul and know that you are still present in the moment with him, see that you hold nothing but love for him on your countenance.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Goofiness is a foreign concept to Adam. He is far more inclined to feel humiliated and ashamed if he makes the most mild mistake during intimacy, but when he realises that your giggles are filled with fondness and not disapproval, he will adore that he can bring such a sound from you even in intimate moments and you will notice a shy smile appear on his face.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Prefers to let all of his body hair grow as it is the only part of his own body he has grown himself, chosen to keep as his own. Adam does everything in his power to keep his hair clean and tidy for you, however, because he does not want you to ever consider him unkempt.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Incredibly intimate and romantic, the deepest connection he is capable of feeling and he basks in it each and every occasion. Every inhalation and exhalation is a psalm devoted to breathing you in. Every passing thought and notion is in dedication of worshiping you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Does not encounter lustful feelings prior to meeting you and allowing himself to explore them, so had never considered pleasuring himself. Once comfortable with you, Adam would much rather share moments of desire with you, as opposed to indulging in them alone; that is still a somewhat perverse idea to him that he isnât the most comfortable with, but when you introduce the activity of mutual masturbationâŠthat is a very intriguing idea to the voyeur in him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
As per the dirty secret section, mostly things pertaining to voyeurism. Might be tempted into panty sniffing too, but not in the creepy traditional sense, more so in his mind the poetry of smelling the very essence of you and reminiscing with the utmost fondness on tasting that same sweetness.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere private where you will not be disturbed. To begin with, Adam is against the idea of making love anywhere other than in the bed you share, but once you show him the wonders of the floor in any room in your shared home - chairs, sofas, any flat surface available - the world is filled with more wonders than he had ever known. Outside of your own home, the only place he would be willing to enjoy nakedness with you would be in a stream far from the village, where in the depths of nature you can be one.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Adam would not be so crass as to devolve his desire for you with such terms as âturn onsâ; he is an old-fashioned gentleman, and he will tell you without a shadow of a doubt that every facet of your very being sets his deadened nerves on the most blissful fire, that only you have ever made his cursed heart feel like it belongs in his chest when it beats for you, and there will never be an occasion during the rest of his existence when he would be unavailable to tend to your every need and worship you in whatever method should please you most.
He will also claim it is his body betraying his mind when merely embracing you results in an obnoxious tent in his trousers.
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
Harm you. He will grope and squeeze and leave marks of tenderness, but he will not spank. He will cradle your neck and gently curl his fingers tighter, but he will not choke.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving. There is nothing - and I cannot stress this enough - that this man adores more than having his face buried between your thighs. Gulping down the sweetest honey from the most sacred garden, groaning prayers into your slick flesh; he will spend hours, days, weeks devouring you and will only stop when you are too sensitive for him to continue. His only complaint, should be search the recesses of his mind for one, would be that he cannot have his tongue tending to you for the rest of eternity.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual by default, but should the mood turn particularly feral with need, Adam is more than capable of adjusting the pace to break bed-frames.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Would much prefer taking his time with you, but as long as he feels he has met your needs (his are met each and every moment spent in your presence), he is not opposed to briefer intimacies.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Risks by nature do frighten Adam where you are concerned. The last thing he ever wants to do is risk you in any sense of the word. He will listen intently and be willing to explore new things with you intimately, but not anything that poses a high chance of you being harmed.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Super strength and durability speaks for itself. Adam can and will go until you cannot take anymore, and even then if he has your established consent he will spend the rest of the night with his head between your legs while the rest of your body recovers.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Given the time period Adam is from, the idea of toys is anâŠunconventional, somewhat alien one. Despite common misconception, the notion of toys does not bring this man insecurity; he understands the practical value of tools with a purpose, and would be happy to use any on you that you hold affection for, but he does not have any interest in toys being used on himself, your body is more than he ever dared to dream he would be allowed to touch.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Teases you entirely without intention: does not consider when he carries an entire tree on his back, builds an extension to your home with his bare hands, makes any display of brute force - that he is inadvertently arousing you. Becomes very bashful when you first inform him of this revelation, but is delighted to his very core. Will hold a secret smile to himself every time he indulges in a form of physical labour afterwards if he knows you are watching.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Oh. Every sound (moans, groans, whimpers, whines, heavy panting) between man or beast will fall from Adamâs lips and directly into your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
In every area of his relationship with you, he strives for nothing but gentleness, tenderness; to have the companionship he has spent his miserable existence yearning for is beyond his wildest dreams and he will remind you of this in every touch and kiss. Your hand reaching for his will bring him to his knees. Adam is worshipful of your every whim, and for that, he may be perceived as a submissive lover - this is not entirely true. In the romantic sense, yes, he most certainly is, but the intimacy in you trusting him to take care of you? In letting him move your body to whichever position he decides? In bestowing him the honour of commanding your pleasure? None have ever granted Adam control of anything, so gentle dominance is something he finds with you that he discovers is incredibly attractive to him.
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes
Letâs ask the class: if a âheterosexualâ man built a man using the most aesthetically pleasing features he could find on male corpses, do we think heâd have chosen to make his example of peak masculinity hung like a horse?
