What your favorite cr4 ship says about you
Halsha (Hal x Thaisha)- you believe in the power of soulmates and if anyone tells you different you just kill them with your bare hands
Halaire (Hal x Bolaire)- You cry to broadway musicals but you're kind of a posh hipster about which ones specifically
Knightingale (Occtis x Julien)- You had several phases in middle/highschool you're not proud of
Azulien (Azune x Julien)- You can make a mean pinetrest board. Idk I'm getting the vibe
Needlemancy (Occtis x Thimble)- You know at least one entire disney musical soundtrack by heart, don't you
Vaesha (Vaelus x Thaisha)- You've been in the game long enough to smell Real Quality when you see it, like a lumberjack who knows which tree to cut down by being In Proximity To The Woods
Occtigan (Occtis x Kattigan)- You've dipped your toes in booktok At Least Once
Wicanny (Wicander x Tyranny)- Your favorite movie is either Mean Girls or Love, Actually
Mag'Nayar (Murray x Azune)- Teachers are So Hot
Occ'nesson (Occtis x Murray)- Teachers are SO. HOT.
Tyragan (Tyranny x Kattigan)- You've seen your friend's divorced dad shirtless enough times to convince yourself you can kind of fix him, probably
Halzune (Hal x Azune)- Same as Tyragan but you're not entirely sure if you don't just want him to actually be a parent to you
Murrigan (Kattigan x Murray)- Dirty jokes are your #1 stress response
Magbol (Murray x Bolaire)- You shipped Katya and Trixie Mattel together at some point in your life
Maelus (Murray x Vaelus)- This isn't gonna bring Beauyasha back, you know that right?
Wimble (Wicander x Thimble)- A girl was mean to you when you were fourteen and you still think about her sometimes
Bolzune (Bolaire x Azune)- You're a monsterfucker in the sense that you want to show the monster what true love feels like
Katteor (Kattigan x Teor)- Your google search history could make a grown man weep
Kittymint (Teor x Wicander)- I don't have a joke for you. Do you need a hug?
Davinlloy (Thaisha x Julien)- You just want Julien Davinos to get dunked on #respect
Occnayar (Occtis x Azune)- You just want Julien Davinos to get dunked on #respect #thesequel
Occtivael (Occtis x Vaelus)- You want a mysterious older woman to fix your entire shit right now, preferably while talking you through it
Bocctis (Occtis x Bolaire)- You probably jerked off to reanimator at least once
Wickazune (Wicander x Azune)- Surprisingly there's only like five of you. I thought there'd be more
Vaelaire (Vaelus x Bolaire)- You just want two people to be really mean to each other. Taking their clothes off is an afterthought at this point
Jumble (Thimble x Julien)- Same here except the clothes thing is NOT an afterthought they're reducing one another to atoms and you're. SO excited
Occwick (Occtis x Wicander)- You love regency au's and probably watch bridgerton religiously
ThimVael (Thimble x Vaelus)- You could be at a renfaire right now. Yeah. Let that consume you
Occtyra (Tyranny x Occtis)- You might be into vore. Sorry.
TnT (Tyranny x Thimble)- Same as Occtyra but replace vore with a size kink
