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Shane wakes up with a terrible headache that won’t go away the first week they have off-season. He figures it’s from finally being able to take a break and takes a few Tylenols so as to not interrupt his precious off-season training schedule. Expecting to kick in soon, he goes on with his day, but the headache never fades away. He tells Ilya about his headache in the evening and Ilya, being the good boyfriend he is, offers to give him a head massage to try and relieve the tension. As he places pressure on Shane’s temples, Shane finally begins to find relief and can’t help but groan with the release from pain it brings. Ilya takes the feedback well and increases pressure a bit, then migrates to Shane’s sinuses to relieve any build up of tension he might be holding there. Shane feels his nose start to run a bit as Ilya massages under his eyes and his nose begins to tickle just slightly out of reach, but he’s so relaxed he pushes the sensation further from his mind as he melts into ilya’s touch. Unfortunately, the tickle did not take very well to being ignored, and out of what seems like nowhere, hih-hHEtschoo- hihtchoo, Shane hitches once then, caught off guard, sneezes twice directly towards Ilya’s face. His nostrils stuff up as he recovers from the shock and he finally puts the pieces together: he had caught a cold. Shane scrambles to apologize, embarrassed that he was such a mess in front of Ilya but before he manages to finish his sentence, Ilya cuts him off and wipes the spray off of his cheek, then places his hand on Shane’s cheek. “You have nothing to apologize for solnyshko” he says, before leaning down and kissing Shane softly on the lips. “Now come on Shanya let’s get you cleaned up”

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Monsters catching a cold through unordinary means

A vampire seeks out the drunkest prey at the bar to make sure they won’t put up much of a fight. They spot someone leaning against a wall, nursing a drink that must’ve been their fourth or fifth at least, as they seem to be dizzy and off-balance, plus their nose and cheeks are flushed by what seems to be the alcohol. The vampire approaches them and it seems that they’re also slurring their words, dropping all their m and n sounds. The vampire takes this opportunity and drags them out into an alleyway, and in the darkness of solitude, they sink their fangs into the victim. As a defense mechanism, vampire saliva tends to produce an aphrodisiac effect, so when the victim begins to breathe in hitches the vampire attributes it to pleasure. Wrong. The victim throws their head back, but instead of moaning out in ecstasy, they sneeze directly into the vampire’s shoulder, leaving a dampness in their clothes. It suddenly dawns on the vampire that all of the symptoms they had attributed to their drunken state were brought upon by fever and illness, and the blood they had just now revelled in consuming now spelled out the instrument of their suffering for the next few days. It was too late for the vampire, as the virus that had found a home in the victim’s system now ran through the vampire’s veins, dooming them to a week of sneezes and sniffles.

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to wake up to the messiest sneeze, sprayed directly in my face. she’s still half asleep while she does it, blissfully unaware. send tweet

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A person trying really hard to keep their contagious cold to themselves, but also trying to not let anyone else know they’re sick, not wanting to admit their weakness. They cover their face and stifle to keep their secret, and instead of carrying around tissues they resort to using their sweater collar and sleeves to blow their nose and sneeze into, reasoning that no one was going to get close enough to their clothes for it to matter if they were covered in contagious snot.

After a particularly bad heat flash from their fever, they take off their sweater and leave it on their chair as they go to the bathroom, but when they come back they see that their friend had taken it off the chair and put it on, as it wasn’t unusual for them to share clothes and they were chronically cold. The sickie now has to grapple with their two choices: let them keep wearing the sweater and doom them to this horrid cold or tell them to take it off and reveal that they’re sick, betraying their facade of strength.

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Hey everyone, I’m Z, (They/them)

Very important: this blog is 18+ only, so please do not interact if you’re under 18. If you have an ageless or blank blog and you follow or regularly interact with me, you’ll probably be blocked. Nothing personal, I just don’t condone minors engaging in kink with adults.

Now that that’s out of the way…

You’ll mostly find sneeze kink writings here, and some art (if I ever get over my art block) along with other posts that fit the same niche, like whump or messfuckery

I’m lesbian, but I’m interested in male and female sneezes, and am more than willing to engage with all genders in my writing and in real life. I enjoy colds and illnesses, intentional and unintentional contagion themes, stifles, uncovered sneezes, messy sneezes, loud sneezes, embarrassment, and plenty of other content in this community.

My inbox and DMs are open if you want to chat, say hi, send requests, rp, or ask something. As long as you’re 18+, you’re welcome to reblog, like, or comment on my posts. Anons are welcome too.

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Fandoms I’ll probably write in include:

9/-1/-1

Bu/ffy the va/mp/ire sla/yer

Dea/d b/oy de/tect/ives

Go/od om/ens

Mara/uders

H/eated R/ivalry

H/ouse M/.D.

L/oki (TV)

The M/agnus A/rchives

M/erlin (BBC)

M/y C/hemical R/omance

O/ne D/irection

S/herlock

S/pider-M/an

S/tranger T/hings

S/upernatural

Five S/econds of S/ummer

The M/echanisms

G/ame C/hangers (d/ropout)

D/an and P/hil

H/arry P/otter

All characters will be 18+ or aged up if necessary.

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I’m in my hotel room on a work trip and in the end stage of what was a pretty gross cold.

I’ve been sick for quite a while. Lots of coughing, the kind where you sound really horrid because of the green stuff in your throat. I typically only sneeze in the morning, or in the shower and they’re always super loud snd strong. Luckily the congestion has been clearing up.

I was watching solar opposites on the bed and I sneezed and shot a glob of snot onto my sweats. It sounded like HURR’RESHHOO. Unfortunately didn’t catch the audio, I’m pretty determined to get a WAV the next time I get sick, ideally before i’m mostly better haha

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There is probably some reason for this that I’m too tired to properly articulate, but I looooove the concept of summer colds that are noisy and gross and can’t be contained at all in the heat and humidity, and winter colds that can be muffled and tucked behind scarves and sweater sleeves

#I think I’m just romanticizing summer colds after surviving a heatwave #snzblr #snz #coldfucker

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