#gbbs

Just imagine if GBBO and the Cornley theater collaborated with the British Bake Off goes wrong

paul hollywood: best bake i've ever tasted prue leith: the flavours are perfect paul: i could never bake something like this prue: we should quit our jobs [the baker expectantly reaches out their hand, paul unblinkingly stares at the baker's hand and then the baker, seconds turn into days*

keeping up with gbbo discourse (yes that's a thing) this season is wild bc it ranges from "why the fuck is carole peeling an avocado like a potato" (hilarious) to "i can't believe british people literally don't know what pico de gallo is" (funny but also sad) to "cultural bakes should be better researched and not judged by two old white brits who mispronounce tortilla" (valid) to "a contestant's unfamiliarity with a dessert should not automatically disqualify them from doing well in a technical, and a recipe that includes no clues as to how to even approach the bake isn't a good thing" (absolutely valid) to "prue and paul did not provide a recipe for the technical which is Morally Reprehensible and so they are Evil" (batshit insane)