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I just had the earth-shattering revelation that Galuf of Final Fantasy V is basically a ready-made pixellated Robert Grove of The Goes Wrong Show, and now all I want is a Goes Wrong RPG. The Game That Goes Wrong.
Here's a tiny Robert/Chris ficlet for the No One Nuts November prompt 'safeword'! The ideal prompt list for The Goes Wrong Show, frankly.
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It's only when he's on his back, Robert looming over him, that it really hits Chris: this is happening, this is real, this is happening. His entire body goes cold. Robert is simply too big, too imposing, too impossible to trust; he's going to – he's going to split Chris in half, or choke him to death, or—
"Safeword!" Chris exclaims, frantic.
Robert pauses. "Hm?"
He's still poised for… for entry, so to speak. It's making Chris extremely nervous.
"I know we didn't discuss a safeword," Chris manages to say. "I thought the word itself might suffice for, for—"
"Chris," Robert says. "What is a safeword?"
Oh, God. He has to explain this concept now? In this position? He can barely think. "It's… it's a way of saying I'd like you to stop, please."
Robert is frowning. "Why not just say stop?"
This is getting worse and worse. He's starting to wish he'd just stayed quiet and let Robert get on with it. "Well, there… there could be situations in which I might say stop but not actually want you to stop."
"Why on Earth would you tell me to stop if you don't want me to stop? Mixed messages, Chris. Confusing direction. This is exactly why every play you put on is a disaster."
"I…"
He has no idea what to say. The idea of attempting to explain any further is horrendous.
"I… suppose you're right," Chris mumbles, in the end.
"You want me to stop, then?" Robert asks. "Or is this one of those occasions when you apparently don't say what you mean?"
Chris presses both hands over his face. "I think I'd like to stop, please."
"It would have been a great deal simpler if you'd said that in the first place," Robert remarks. "Fine."
Robert: There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.
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Attention, Goes Wrong fandom: the Cornley Christmas Chaos (in July) 2026 drabble event has just revealed! You can find the drabbles everyone wrote here.
My own contribution is here! Eleven Goes Wrong drabbles, mainly Grovebean (to nobody's surprise). I tried to write something for all the prompts, but, alas, it went wrong; I fell just short! I had a great time writing, though.
Greg Tannahill's first casting in the play that goes wrong was as Robert, not Jonathan.
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In the second pre west end run at the old red lion - Henry Lewis wanted to try out playing a different character, and it just so happened that the actor from the previous run for Jonathan couldn't do the next, so when they brought Greg in he was cast as Robert, whilst Hen got to try out being Jonathan