#nat og

ok am i crazy or is the odyssey genuinely bad

my sister is vegan and fun fact did you know that movie theater popcorn butter is vegan but the bright yellow flavacol powder they use to make Movie Theater Popcorn Flavor is NOT vegan. fun fact did you also know that i hate Movie Theater Popcorn Flavor and it is in fact much better when it isn’t fluorescently piss colored. fun fact did you know i’m literally at the movies right nowwwww

i have to believe that one day i’ll live in a place where i can paint the kitchen green and take care of a fluffy animal and make salmon whenever i want it and love someone who loves me enough to call me from the grocery store to see if i want anything. i have to believe

listened to the hades soundtrack on my run today damn that shit fucking rocks. darren korb u madlad. physically i’m on a treadmill at my gym spiritually i am scraping my way through the underworld with one titty out

i know its my username but this is the first time i’m considering how much of the beguiling corpse theorem is present in kiriona’s whole deal. obviously what john has done to her is not a true revival or resurrection - she’s still, as she puts it, “mega dead,” and i’m wondering how similar her current state is to the state we met protesilaus in during gtn. and, as an extension, how much of her will is truly her own, since the beguiling corpse is essentially an extended construct puppeteering system

sorry to my sixteen year old self but i don’t think we’re ever going to make it out of here

yes its fine i’ll be fine i just need to magically and without strings get like 30,000 dollars right now and then i’ll be fine