#estj things

estj (the executive)

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intp (the logician)

estj: hmmm i can't figure out where i want to put this *holding gold trophy*

intp: oh my god, what the hell is that monstrosity??

estj: it's my first place trophy from the green thumb gardening competition. i won it today for my five pound carrot.

intp: what?! i didn't know you garden??

estj: i've been growing carrots in the garden and tending to them every day for a month... for like six plus hours each day...

intp: whhhhaaattt 😲 wait... when do you usually finish this "gardening" you speak of??

estj: well i get up and start around 6am and usually finish about 2:30 sometimes 3 in the afternoon.

intp: oh well that's why i don't even *bad dracula impression* ARISSSSE until like 4 and on sundays 5 because that's gods day *slurps slushie from convenient store 5 mins from house but got it postmated*

estj: 😑 you don't believe in organized religion...

intp: oh that's right, then i shouldn't have to get up at all on sundays... thanks estj and congrats on your grey thumb cardio trophyyyy *yells as they go back up to their nerd cave*

*dinner's going well so far while ESTJ mom, ISTP dad and INFP daughter have been engaging in enlightening argument on a certain show they were currently watching*

ESTJ mom: *notices how INFP has finished food and so passes the fruit platter on*

INFP daughter: Umm.. I just had fish so I should wash my hand. (We are asian. So eating with hands is the staple)

ESTJ mom: Getting up before completely finishing dinner isn't a good sign INFP. Why don't you use your glass' water?

INFP daughter: Oh yes! *checks the glass then the jug* but there's no water in either of the glass or jug.

ESTJ mom: *sounding distressed at this point* Then you can dip your hand in the leftover soup.

INFP daughter: *dips her hand*

ISTP dad: *finally tore their eyes away from the show, stares at INFP and then begins laughing*

INFP daughter: *is flustered* Dad? Why are you laughing? Mom told me to dip, so I did.

ISTP dad: *still chuckling* Your mom was being sarcastic.

INFP daughter: *hello darkness my old friend starts playing in her head*

ESTJ mom: No, I was serious.

ISTP dad: Ye- What-

INFP daughter: *is still embarrassed and gets up anyways and for washing their hand*

(R.I.P. INFP for the argument with ESTJ mom on rebel against table manners. Sike-)

(Note- The red colour isn't used to indicate any symbolism to make look ESTJ type as bad. The colors are used just to portray each type as unique and so I prefer it being colorful.

ah! the ESTJ, not going to lie to you, you guys are not my favourite type however in saying that you are one of most loyal people I have come accross. You generally want to improve people’s lives , even though you literally starigh up roast us. Let’s see who in the Haikyuu universe appreciates your virtue and honesty. 

(these characters are decided by a random generator, this is completely by fate) 

INTP: I mean it makes a lot of sense, no one is ever less complicated than someone else, that is my theory.

INTJ: It seems complicated now, but when in comparison to the masses, it isn't. Everyone is generally the same.

INTP: That is very true.

ENTP and ESTJ: Hi, I think it's just-

- in 9/10 cases class rep

- can develop some kind of fakeness, but remains rational tho

- annoyed by people who don’t even try and just joke around, doing nothing

- loves partying