MBTI✨Roommates 🏡
estj (the executive)
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intp (the logician)
estj: hmmm i can't figure out where i want to put this *holding gold trophy*
intp: oh my god, what the hell is that monstrosity??
estj: it's my first place trophy from the green thumb gardening competition. i won it today for my five pound carrot.
intp: what?! i didn't know you garden??
estj: i've been growing carrots in the garden and tending to them every day for a month... for like six plus hours each day...
intp: whhhhaaattt 😲 wait... when do you usually finish this "gardening" you speak of??
estj: well i get up and start around 6am and usually finish about 2:30 sometimes 3 in the afternoon.
intp: oh well that's why i don't even *bad dracula impression* ARISSSSE until like 4 and on sundays 5 because that's gods day *slurps slushie from convenient store 5 mins from house but got it postmated*
estj: 😑 you don't believe in organized religion...
intp: oh that's right, then i shouldn't have to get up at all on sundays... thanks estj and congrats on your grey thumb cardio trophyyyy *yells as they go back up to their nerd cave*
estj: *to themselves* i need a new roommate...
