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Iluvatar, narrating: In the beginning there was nothing, an endless void... And Tom Bombadil...
We need a Terry Pratchett style reimagining of The Silmarillion in which Melkor does not start out evil, or is never really evil, but is just a silly goose.
The Sillymarillion.
Melkor thought he was doing the gang a solid by trying to find the flame imperishable. He thought that was the point. He didn’t realise it was with Daddy Eru and his peers just left him to it “there he goes again, off wandering in The Void!”
“Do you think you should go after him Manwë? Check he’s okay?”
“Am I my brother’s keeper?”
Melkor not meaning to sing discordantly he just can’t sing for shit. Eru facepalming: he’s made Melkor the mightiest Ainur but forgot to give him a good voice. Eru plays this off as if this was the plan all along.
Melkor eagerly agreeing to go down and order things in Arda and just being a clumsy wazzock.
“Here Aulë let me help - whoops!” As he trips and flattens the mountain range Aulë has just finished raising up and polishing off. “Sorry about that… I’ll fix it!” Proceeds to build a volcano instead.
Ulmo, as the one with the best voice of the group (it’s said the song of creation is similar to the sound of water after all) and who particularly cringed at Melkor’s “singing”, keeps begging best pal Manwë to tell his brother to piss off or do as he’s told. Poor Melkor is just desperately trying to prove himself, his desperation mounting with each failed attempt.
Melkor finds himself constantly at odds with his peers, they’re always annoyed at him, telling him off and putting him down, so in the end he just thinks “fine then, screw them, I’ll do it my own way!”
Enter stage: Mairon! At first he’s trying to help Aulë out by being an ambassador to Melkor who frustrates his works the most, but then sees what a dorky goofball he actually is and immediately falls in love. The dude just needs some structure! Organisation! Mairon can help with that. Especially if it means he can spend more time with Mr. tall, dark, and handsome.
Then it’s just the murder husbands pratting around. Melkor destroys the lamps in his attempt to improve them and then plays it off as if he was always meant to totally ruin them actually and oh no Manwë don’t yell at me byeeeee! Oh Mairon you’re here thank The Void. Aha yes, mission accomplished! That was only a fraction of my power you know - oh no I’m shaking with, er, adrenaline! Yes! Not fear of my brother chasing me, no. Not that at all. Yes I would like to be held, a victory hug of course!
Everything he does never starts out with ill intent it just goes that way. Goes to “borrow” the Silmarils, gets in a row with Finwë and accidentally kills him. Doesn’t even notice for 10 minutes whilst he’s monologuing then is like - shit. Erm, time to run I guess!
Thinks bashing the trees of Valinor is a cute bonding exercise with his new bestie, Ungoliant. Doesn’t really think about them being destroyed, is having too much fun with his gal pal.
Realises he’s an idiot too late when Ungoliant asks for the Silmarils. Tries to hide them, in a truly useless attempt, then realises he’s no match for true feminine power and screams for Mairon, who coincidentally inhibits the only amount of femininity Melkor can hack.
“Look at the state of your hands! Those damned jewels have burned them!”
“Tis but a flesh wound!”
Pretends Fëanor does not scare the living hell out of him and acts as though he’s letting Gothmog and the gang prove their mettle.
Doesn’t particularly mind the siege as he’s more of a homeboy anyway and lockdown with Mairon is actually very fun in more ways than one…
Has a blast making dragons. Is so heckin proud of himself. Basically does a blog for Mairon of his progress and Mairon has a star chart for him to reward his good work.
Really CBA to fight this annoying little elf but okay guess I gotta save face with the gang and look good for Mairon. Ah hell as if he managed to hurt me! Play it cool, Melkor, Morgoth, whoever you are, play it cool for your hot maia husband. Er, excuse me, Manwë how dare you get involved!! Sending in an eagle is totes cheating!!
Devastated to be thwarted by feminine power once again though grateful this time he didn’t scream like a banshee on speed. Should’ve known better though, complete goose move to underestimate an elf just because she’s very pretty to look at. Misses Mairon all the more after his puppy is murdered.
Thinks he’s being nice letting Hurin have a world class view of proceedings. Sure he’s got the guy captured but he’s got a room with a view. A little gratitude wouldn’t go amiss.
“Dragons will be dragons! Gotta let them do their thing!” Aka taking no responsibility for his offspring’s shenanigans.
“Guys, guys, can’t we talk about this? I’ll be good for real this time! Tulkas get off me- owww!” Proceeds to thrash around like an eel. “Eww, this totally does not work as necklace guys, it’s meant to be a crown! You’ve ruined Mairon’s work!” This last said with tears in his eyes.
Pines for Mairon whilst in The Void but then thinks… ooooh, maybe this time I can find that heckin flame!! Eru likes to tease him like a cat with a laser pen and sends him rushing around after various lights in the darkness. It keeps them both occupied.
I know I’ve missed bits of his tale out, but you get the gist. Melkor has great capacity to be a hilarious character and I for one would love to see more of that. Tolkien already wrote him with a dark sense of humour and inner whimsy and you can’t convince me otherwise.
As promised here, my old Tolkien' drawings, more or less finished (I laught remembering them all ! But I couldn't really use them as finished artwork in this state) :
Traditional arts were made before 2021, digital arts were made after this date. I'm not proud of everything but that's fine, drawing is not always serious and not successing/finishing is okay.
Mairon is such an icon because this guy literally has beef with 99% of Eä.
Imagine having beef with Ilúvatar. The literal GOD of Eä.

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The glimpse of Melkor and Eru's dynamic we get in the Ainulindalë is really interesting. Eru is not angry in the beginning of Melkor's discord. He takes it with a smile on his face, and that makes more sense with the information that Melkor 'was to make I devise I begin', as we learn in Morgoth's Ring.
Then Ilúvatar arose, and the Ainur perceived that he smiled; and he lifted up his left hand, and a new theme began amid the storm, like and yet unlike to the former theme, and it gathered power and had new beauty. But the discord of Melkor rose in uproar and contended with it, and again there was a war of sound more violent than before, until many of the Ainur were dismayed and sang no longer, and Melkor had the mastery.
Eru even alters his initial theme, but Melkor still tries to contest him and to drown him out:
Then again Ilúvatar arose, and the Ainur perceived that his countenance was stern; and he lifted up his right hand, and behold! a third theme grew amid the confusion, and it was unlike the others. For it seemed at first soft and sweet, a mere rippling of gentle sounds in delicate melodies; but it could not be quenched, and it took to itself power and profundity. And it seemed at last that there were two musics progressing at one time before the seat of Ilúvatar, and they were utterly at variance. The one was deep and wide and beautiful, but slow and blended with an immeasurable sorrow, from which its beauty chiefly came. The other had now achieved a unity of its own; but it was loud, and vain, and endlessly repeated; and it had little harmony, but rather a clamorous unison as of many trumpets braying upon a few notes. And it essayed to drown the other music by the violence of its voice, but it seemed that its most triumphant notes were taken by the other and woven into its own solemn pattern.
It seems to me that the third theme, which was the one that created the Children, was a musical manifestation of the natural progression of the music of the Ainur. The more I read this passage, the more it seems that Eru tried to incorporate Melkor's music into his own. And this is fascinating to me because it shows how essential Melkor was in Eru's plan. Eru did not want to exclude him. He did not want to suffocate him or for him to be powerless. But he DID need him to be part of a whole. It is not Melkor's original ideas, but his desire for dominion that angers Eru.
And yet I am not Eru's fan because I DO think that when he addressed Melkor after the discord he said the worst thing that anyone could say to someone like him. "[...]this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined' was a savage thing to say to anyone and it's one of the cases where Melkor's feelings seem reasonable to me. I don't think that anyone would have been ok with being told they are a tool in the hands of someone with better ideas than their own. Iluvatar is like a lousy father who loves his child but cannot express himself properly and only ends up pushing said child away from him.
BYE IMMA JUST TAKE CARE OF MY PREGNANT HUSBANDS.💋
World's Finest by Eru.