#elo hell

Fuck the people that do the ultimate bravery shit in Ranked. I don't care if its, “Ranked Flex” and you’re “not trying to climb,” if you want to fuck around with your friends do a custom, play normals, blind pick or go play bots.

I’m actually trying to climb in ranked and its people like you that make it fucking impossible.   Like how are they not banned already? They are PURPOSEFULLY and INTENTIONALLY throwing/ inting games. It's not that they just had a “whoopsie” or bad couple of games, they are queueing up with all their buddies with no intention to win their games. None. 

This is why it sucks that the ranked system punishes people for dodging. In cases like this, the trolls I got queued up with don't lose anything (why would they dodge? They’re with their buddies and about to have a wonderful time fucking up someone else’s day)- I get punished. 

It's already hard enough being Bronze with the stigma that comes with it. I don't need anyone else actively trying to make it harder. 

I literally am stuck in Elo hell and sadly, I have enough dignity to not pay a booster.

Can’t be the only one who does this.. 😂

I'm playing Overwatch and have been using voice chat a hell lot more since I came to the dorm.

Me: Guys they might have a roadhog.

Some dude: Are you Indian?

Me: Yeah? Is there a problem?

Some dude: No *backpeddling* it was your accent and the way you talk.

Me: *puts on scottish accent* you want me to put on a scottish accent for you?

Some dude: what is wrong with you *loses it*

Me: *switches between scottish and british accent* I can switch accents but I'm not in the mood.

Some dude: you need to get laid.

Me: No, I need to get to grandmasters.

*cue other people and Some dude losing it on VC*

I was chatting with my husband one night and we discussed a source of tension between us when we play Overwatch together.

He spams for healing. Two or three times every time. Usually when he's at 80% health or lower.

As a Mercy main - and a darn good one if I do say so myself - this always annoys me. He knows this.

He doesn't do it to annoy me on purpose. You see, my hubby got himself stuck in elo hell all of last season. In elo hell, apparently the healers just... Don't heal? Or at least not efficiently. Like they'll get tunnel vision and only heal the tanks or they'll only pocket one dps. The only way he ever got heals was if he spammed for it.

So now he's conditioned to hit that "need healing" hotkey every time he takes damage. He's not used to having a healer that is actually keeping tabs on the whole team. He told me he was surprised when I apologized for not getting to him quick enough once when he died in a QP match we were playing. He didn't realize I was even paying attention.

teammate: "there's pharmercy in the air"