modern AU | first meeting | gaming interrupted | humor
+ bingo โ Red, โ Past tense, โ Present tense, โ Future tense (if 1 sentence counts), โ Modern AU, โ Different first meeting , โ Knights of the Round Table (as a team title), โ Mythical creatures (sort of), โ Humour (I hope), โ Magical object (maybe Excalibur maybe not)
โ Weโve got a new neighbour! And heโs a hottie.
โ What? Where?
โ Look outsideโtheyโre unloading his stuff from the truck. See the blond guy in the red hoodie?
โ Yeahโฆ sort of. Too far for me to see properly. He looks cute, though. Tall, pumped, and cut. Whyโs he yelling?
โ The movers are refusing to haul his safe.
โ I understand them. That thing looks insanely heavy. Oh god, heโs not going to manhandle that himself, is he?
โ He is! Damn, if only I could turn on god mode and make him ditch that stupid red hoodie and carry it wearing just a T-shirt!
โ Dream onโฆ Ooooh! Damn, Gwen! Maybe you should be our mage?
โ That body. Oh gosh, just look at those musclesโฆ
โ I canโt really see from here, but Iโll take your word for it.
โ Nice try, Merls. Blonds are your weak spot. I can hear youโre about to start drooling.
โ Like you arenโt! Want to go say hi?
โ Hell yes, Iโd already be heading downstairs to check if heโs really that strongโbut heโs gay.
โ And how do you know that, Gwen?
โ All the hot guys I like usually turn out to be gayโฆ
โ Thanks for the compliment.
โ Not you, you scrawny idiot.
โ Hey, I think Lance would disagree!
โ Donโt even mention that pathetic worm! He spent the entire evening yesterday chatting with his gym-bro Percy. We got stomped in FF by some Croatian teenagers.
โ It happens. Damnโheโs putting that red thing back on.
โ Yes, and we need to log in. Elyanโs yelling in my DMsโthe orcs are steamrolling him and Gwaine at the fortress! Theyโll get wrecked without us!
โ What kind of idiot starts a quest for a magical sword without a mage and an archer?
โ Same as always! Our dumb โKnights of the Round Tableโ rushing in before the whole partyโs assembled!