#ranked

1. Venus in Pisces ♓️

Ultimate Lover

Soft, unconditional, dreamy. They love you like a walking love song. They’ll sacrifice for you and still believe in fairytales.

🌊 “I wrote you a love letter in my head after our first text.”

2. Venus in Libra ♎️

Hopeless Romantic

Flirty, elegant, charming. They want romance to look and feel perfect—flowers, date nights, sweet nothings included.

💌 “I want us to match energies and outfits.”

3. Venus in Cancer ♋️

The Nurturer

Deep, emotional, and fiercely loyal. They love through care, affection, and endless emotional support.

🫶🏾 “I made you dinner and folded your hoodie you left at my house.”

4. Venus in Leo ♌️

Loyal Lover

Passionate, loyal, and adoring. They’ll treat you like royalty and expect to be adored in return. Love is grand with them.

❤️‍🔥 “I want the world to know you’re mine.”

5. Venus in Taurus ♉️

Sensual Devotion

Physical touch, consistency, and luxury. They love through actions, comfort, and making you feel safe and spoiled.

🍯 “Here’s your favorite snack, your favorite hoodie, and a massage.”

6. Venus in Sagittarius ♐️

Adventurous Romantic

Excited, playful, and always looking for the next adventure together. They love big and laugh hard.

✨ “Let’s fall in love in a different city.”

7. Venus in Scorpio ♏️

Intense Romantic

It’s not light—it’s deep. They crave soul-shaking love that transforms you. They love like it’s life or death.

🦂 “If you’re not obsessed with me, why are we here?”

8. Venus in Gemini ♊️

Playful Romantic

Cute texts, inside jokes, and endless flirting. They keep it light, fun, and mentally stimulating.

✉️ “I fell for the way your mind works.”

9. Venus in Aquarius ♒️

Freedom Lover

Romantic in a unique, offbeat way. They’ll love you because you’re different—not in spite of it.

🛸 “You’re weird. I love that about you.”

10. Venus in Virgo ♍️

Acts of Service Romantic

Love is practical. They notice your needs, fix your problems, and love you through loyalty and dedication.

🧹 “I cleaned your whole house because I love you.”

11. Venus in Aries ♈️

Fiery Romantic

Bold, impulsive, and full of passion. They’ll chase you with their whole heart—until they catch you.

⚡️ “I want you. I’m not hiding it.”

12. Venus in Capricorn ♑️

Serious Lover

Romantic in a slow-burn, stable way. They show love through commitment, respect, and future plans—not flowers.

Catagory 1: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you:

Scout: he looks innocent but he's actually an annoying jerk.

Sniper: looks sweet and innocent, but he could kill you.

Category 2: looks like it could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll:

Soldier: is annoying and crazy but he's mostly a dumb little doofus who loves cuddling with raccoons.

Heavy: he's strong yet incredibly gentle. He's a gentle giant, what were you expecting?

Category 3: looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll:

Engineer: he's sweet and wholesome on the outside and even inside.

Demoman: he's just a silly drunk scottish guy who loves bombs.

Category 4: looks like it could kill you, it could kill you:

Spy: he's rude and badass on the outside and inside. Like, this guy would beat your ass, kidnap your family, and even burn your house with a cigarette, just because you said you're not a fan of his 100,000 dollar suit.

Category 5: SINammon roll:

Pyro: he's both cute and incredibly insane, like this guy needs a padded room because of how crazy he is.

Medic: he's mostly a cinnamon roll but because of what he experienced when he was younger, he's insane. He's not a psychopath, he's just a traumatized guy who needs hugs. Thankfully, in 1972, he returned to be a 100% cinnamon roll!!! (Seen in the end of comic 6, and mostly in comics 7!!)