#disstrack duo

joel being a Disney princess

Jim was REALLY nervous about conducting cart kills via skynet 3.0. And I don't think (from a character perspective) he remembered everything, but...

it's hard to focus on pushing the carts the correct amount, and laying down tracks, and keeping an eye on the people below, when your instincts are SCREAMING that you're going to fall you're going to trip you're going to plummet and its going to hurt dont let it happen (again?) and it feels like your body remembers a fall that happened in another world and you keeping getting flashes of memories that seem almost the exact same to now except someone else was there.

And Joel's right behind you- much closer than he should be, really- (you commented on it earlier, and he said "it's to keep you from-" and then he stopped and told you it was nothing) and he's egging you on but his hands keep fluttering just around your shoulders, grabbing onto your arms when you squeeze past each other on the tiny causeway, and he won't stop reminding you to watch your step, and you're certain he remembers the same thing that's making you so afraid, but you don't say anything because you're pretty sure that's something you shouldn't remember.

sunbumt ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ ( w out jim + w out joel under cut )

1. REPO WITH DIVORCE QUARTET

I can already imagine the absolute chaos as the four of them try to work together and beat the levels while also having access to weapons and items and mobs. It’d be so funny, I can already see Martyn knocking Cleo over with the cart and her yelling at him while Scott and Pearl giggle, or Scott smashing an item and all three gang up on him immediately. Martyns inability to shutup getting the huntsman to shoot Pearl and Scott and Cleo lose it. ALSO MAKE IT NOT PG PLEASE I NEED IT FOR MY SOUL. Please god if you can hear me 🙏🙏

2. ONE BLOCK SKYBLOCK WITH GRIAN, SCAR, JOEL AND JIMMY

I NEED 100 hours trio back and I think adding Jimmy would be pure mischief. Would be so much fun to watch the four of them try and progress in the world while also actively sabotaging each other because they cannot be trusted. Jimmy is banned from building, Scar isn’t trusted with valuables cause he keeps falling off, NOBODY trusts Grian, Joel is actively crashing out 24/7. Absolute hell, 10/10.

3. MARTYN TEACHES CLEO FORTNITE OG

This one is so insanely self indulgent but I love Fortnite so much and zombiewood is my favourite duo ever and Martyn used to play Fortnite lots and with og being back it’d be the perfect time for him to teach a lifer Fortnite, and I think Cleo is the most chaotic option. Also there’s a skin that looks super similar to her life series skin and it’d be perfect. Anyone would be fun though!

4. EMPIRES SEASON 3 OR SOMETHING CLOSE TO IT

I am going to continue to kick this dead horse I need this so bad BUT ADD CLEO, MARTYN, REN AND ALSO SEAPEEKAY. I love Cleo lore series so much (Pirates and WitchCraft come back to me 🙏) and Ren expressed interest in Empires season 2. Seapeekays also said he’d love to be in Empires SMP (and the life series. please add him to the life series. I’m begging.) and he’s so good at lore and always a super fun pov. Plus Martyn and his lore skills plus general chaos he brings to every server is peak.

5. HERMIT AMONG US BUT WITH MORE LIFERS

I LOVE the HermitCraft lobbies we’re getting in Among Us but I desperately need more with the lifers and also non-lifers too (cough Seapeekay & Aimsey cough). I’d love to see just more Among Us lobbies with loads of variants of people bevause it’s always so much fun.

HM. MORE SEAPEEKAY