#dispatch coop

Getting ready before kicking some ass Thought this ref of Triz Pariz fitted Coupé pretty well

CHAPTER ONE: THE UNKNOWN DEMON

★ Masterlist ➛ Unknown Demon

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“And who’s this? Why does most of it say unknown?” Robert’s confused voice called out while looking through the z team records in the records room

“Oh, That’s Name, I found her one day roaming around so I turned her in right after our meeting.. Though I am still trying to figure out about her— But! She’s really sweet and cute if that makes anything better?” Blazer voice replied 

“Oh don’t worry, she's the most sweetheart out of the group even though she’s mysterious as fuck but the only thing I’m worried about is her powers” Chase commented 

“So.. what? Am I the only one that doesn’t know about her powers and what she does?” Robert questions

“That’s the thing, no one knows anything about her or her powers, even her background is anonymous so there’s not much help on what we could do but we do know is that she can change her size and that she is really skilled in combat” Blazer shrugged

Robert continued to look at your record 

A clear photo of you, wearing strange looking clothes as well as wearing a bamboo tied against your mouth

Name Kamado 

名前 かまど

Picture [Unavailable]

Age: Unknown

Height: 5'0

Abilities: Size Alternation, Skilled Hand-to-Hand Combat, Immense Speed and Reflexes

Birthplace: Unknown

Bio: Has a personality of sweetheart, follows you around, demanding for head pets, doesn’t really talk but only lets out hums which is hard to understand for most people

Crimes: None…?

“Okay I’m still a little bit confused, the z-team, my team? They’re the Phoenix Program?” Robert asked as he turned to look at blazer

“That’s right” Blazer smiled “Chase can you show him his desk?” 

“Sure” Chase nodded “Hurry up, little fucker, we don’t got all day” Chase demanded Robert as he followed 

“Your desk is just right here, it may seem dead but feel free to decorate” Chase pointed as Robert looked around

“This computer seems older than you” Robert laughed, turning on the computer as it started up “Wait.. So I’m going straight into it, I haven't even met my team yet?” 

“We did the slide show” Chase popped up, looking over to Robert 

“Not a slide show but okay” Robert shrugged, grabbing the pair of old looking headphones off the desk and putting them

“Look, we just like to start slow, some people don’t even make it through the first shift.. Thought I do warn you about how fucking annoying they are but you’ll be fine” Chase reassured Robert as the computer loaded

A blue looking map appears on the screen with a bunch of profiles of each of the z team members 

“Wait, where is the one that looks like a kid?” Robert asked, trying to find you 

“Oh blazer decided to not put her in just yet as we are still trying to figure out what she’s capable of, for all I know she might be with Blazer right now”

“Does the team know about her?” 

“No not yet, but they will soon”

Robert processed but decided to go on with his shift, as it turned out to be more frustrating that he thought, getting made fun of for his name, clicking on distress signals and deciding which member of the z team should go 

Then getting to hear the days when they think Robert was going to quit the job

After a few hours, it was finally over for Robert as he finally took off his headphones

He then took a deep breath, his shoulder dropping from being all tense during the whole shift “That was.. Alright” 

“Here, you look like you need a little snack from the vending machine” Chase spoke as he handed Robert a money bill

….

“Robert, there you are.. Um what?” Blazer pointed to her nose pointing out that Robert’s was bleeding 

“Just a little accident, nothing else” Robert deadpanned

“Well anyways.. Robert, I would like for you to come with me to my office. I wanna introduce you to Name to well you know— get to know her a bit more” Blazer smiled “Follow me”

“Wait so I’m finally getting to meet the unknown girl?” Robert questioned as he raised an eyebrow as he caught up with Blazer

“Well I bet she is dying to meet you and the others but for now, you will be the only one to meet her before the z team does” Blazer said, lifting up her hand to open the door to already see chase 

“Mhhh Mh!” A soft and gentle hum filled the room, causing Robert to look around then jumped as he saw a little girl right in front of him

“Uh..” Robert looked at blazer 

“Robert— this is Name, Name this is Robert, he’s going to be helping you and the z team” Blazer smiled down at you as she gave you a gentle head pat 

“MHm!?” You looked up at Robert with a cheery face expression, though it was hard to tell from Robert's point of view but all he did was smile and wave 

Then suddenly you started to grow to meet with your normal size, barely meet eye contact with him “Okay.. uhh totally forgot she could do that” Robert blinked 

You then began to reach up and pet his head, giving him a smile with closed eyes “um.. Thank you” Robert softly smiled, bending slightly down for you to reach him

Blazer gave out a small laugh “She does that when she meets new people, I think she likes you” She smiled

“Mhmh!” You hummed in excitement as you pulled back your hand away from Robert’s head “When will she be meeting with the others?” Robert’s asked as you stayed close to him

“Sooner or later, I just hope nothing bad happens when introducing her to the others, I will have to call a meeting tomorrow to get everything settled” Blazer spoke as you ran to her

“Mhh mh?” You hummed in confusion, tilting your head causing her bend down “You will be meeting up with you team very soon, don’t you worry but for now we will have to keep you from view” Blazer booped your nose as you hummed 

“Alright, you free to go Robert” Blazer spoke, Robert nodded as he left the room as he began to process what just happened 

“Looks like I got a little girl on my team” Robert sighed as he walked back to his computer 

Meanwhile with you, you stayed with Blazer as she organized with paper works and a way to fill in a meeting with the z team to properly introduce you 

Looks like tomorrow is gonna be something else

Honestly, if I missed any of y'alls favorite side/background characters, comment and maybe I'll do some drawings of them 🤷‍♂️

(Waterboy, Prism, Flambae, Robert) (Sonar, Malevola, Phenomaman, Mr Whiskey and Galen, Punch Up)

Commission info

Mechaman- Straight men and trans women into gundams/building models and robot fuckers

Blonde Blazer- frat boys and lesbians

Track Star- guys that say “I’m him”

Phenomaman- deeply committed power scalers and dudes with realistic lion tattoos

Waterboy- freaks of all varieties

Flambae- the gays and fujoshis

Prism- girls, gays and theys who go to clubs

Sonar- monster fuckers.

Malevola- straight men who call women mommy online and sapphics that are also into WWE

Golem- stoners that also hate cops

Punch Up- dudes really into their Irish heritage and women who like short guys

Coupé- dudes into dominant women and women who hate men

Invisigal- disaster bisexuals

Or well, Coop decides to start the club and Robert is too tired to fight her on it when she breaks into his shitty apartment at 2 in the morning to talk about how much she's still in love with Punch Up and regrets ending their romantic relationship (they're both still madly in love just not currently dating at this point of the fic). Especially since she brought booze and snacks with her and is encouraging him to join her in being drunk and miserable about not being with his husband anymore.

Coop, drunkenly petting Beef and sighing sadly: I miss my wife Robert. I miss him a lot.

Robert, having already chugged half a bottle of wine and starting on the second half: Fuck, I miss mine too

Punch Up doesn't know what their hang outs are about, but he knows that Coop and Robert aren't at all romantically interested in each other and mostly is just happy that his beloved Coupe has apparently made a friend. Even if he's confused on it being Robert for the first few weeks (eventually he gets that Robert & Coop had uncomfortably similar upbringings and that Robert himself isn't as bad as the Z Team thought he'd be when he first started as their dispatcher.

Flambae on the other hand... oh he is seething.

Like, he's pretending he's not jealous, but absolutely everyone and their mother can tell he's jealous (except of course Robert, who even then does notice but convinces himself that he's imagining it because he wants Flambae to care enough about him still to be jealous).

It only gets so much worse when Robert & Coop decides to invite Phenomaman to join their sad club to try and help him get over being dumped by Blazer.

Coupe smut headcanons

A/n: Coupe has to be the most underrated Dispatch girl for real. Thank you for requesting, hope you enjoy!

-Out of all the women in the z-team, Coupe is probably the most mature when it comes to sex. She prefers to keep her sex life and her work life seperate, so even if you're both on the z-team, she'll wait until your shifts are over to do it with you.

-Once you're both off the clock though, all bets are off. Sometimes, as soon as you exit the building, she'll pick you up in her arms and fly you to the nearest rooftop where no one can see you just to do it with you. You've had sex on top of the SDN building itself at least 5 times now, which has led to some complaints from the higher ups and teasing from the other z-teamers.

-Coupe is a massive sadist and especially into knife play. She loves tying you up and taking out one of her blades, dragging the flat end across your soft, sensitive skin and hearing the whimpers and moans come out of your mouth from the cold touch.

-While the "feathers" on her outfit are just blades, she also loves using feathers on you in bed. She'll cover your eyes with a blindfold to ensure you focus on the physical stimulation you're about to receive. Then, she'll trace your body with a feather, tickling your most sensitive spots to see the different ways your body reacts.

-Another form of sadism Coupe loves is flying you high into the air and dropping you. Though she always catches you, sometimes she leaves it to the last second just to see how fast your heartbeat can get. She won't do this too often, though, as she doesn't want you dying from a heart attack.

-Even if you aren't into BDSM, she's still a massive tease in the bedroom, knowing exactly where to touch you to get you riled up. Playing with your nipples, gently biting your earlobe and stroking you down there just to feel your body shiver against hers. Sometimes she'll get you in the mood just by pinning you against the nearest wall and whispering into your ear in her deep voice, just to walk away, leaving you a stuttering, blushing mess.

-When she's drunk, she gets a lot more touchy but also loses a lot of her tact. She'll feel under your shirt and tell you how hot you look, pressing sloppy kisses against your face and neck. She'll do this whether you're alone, with your co-workers or even in the middle of a bar. She usually passes out or sobers up before she can take it any further, though.

-If you're more on the inexperienced side, she'll be a lot more gentle at first and even guide you through the experience, showing you where to touch her to please her. She'll also make sure you're enjoying everything she's doing and that you aren't just faking it. This becomes a lot less common the more times you two do it and become more trusting of each other.

-Coupe prefers one long, fulfilling session over going multiple rounds. Because of this she'll make you endure hours of foreplay before she decides to let you orgasm, putting you on the edge several times only to stop right before the climax. She believes your orgasm will be much more enjoyable this way.

I just can't stand the way Sonar is dehumanized if you choose that path. Shroud puts a collar on him. A collar! And it's definitely not in the fun way.

Like there's such a clear difference and the way Coupé and Sonar are treated. The way he just hits Sonar with no hesitation. It just hurts me so much. He gets a permanent injury!

He deserves so much better than that bs. I know he doesn't need protection, but I just want wrap him in a blanket.

Plus the desperate plea he makes when you cut him. He genuinely sounds scared about what might happen to him. Coupé definitely is more, rightfully, angry than scared/hurt (not saying she wasn't, just what was expressed)

Neither of them deserve to be cut, but I feel like the game is kinder to Coupé.