#dinner plans

mike looks at them like r u serious u know who i would have dinner plans with and the “my mom” is like. a running joke

like every time he talks about something he has planned with his boyfriend in public around his friends

he says he has “plans with his mom” and it just means a date with will

it’s like squad code

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As Damian entered the Manor, everyone was waiting for him. He could tell everyone was on edge.

"Talia was here." Bruce stated.

"Yes." Damian spoke, setting multiple bags down.

"Why?" Jason questioned.

"Mother came to visit and make sure Father was adequate to parent me." Damian explained.

"And if not?" Dick asked, after an eerie silence.

Damain huffed, "She said her door is open, if I choose to return. She will not force me; it is my choice. "

They all sighed in relief. They had already decided to go all out on patrol and keep every communication point open, in case they spotted her.

"So," Tim questioned, "What exactly did you two talk about?"

Bruce's phone beeped, gaining their attention.

He glared, "Why is there an $8000 charge to my card?"

Damian tossed it to him, "Mother and I ate dinner and went shopping. We were in public and there was no mention of the League. She was questioning my studies and social skills. Mother expresses her gratitude."

Bruce just groaned in response.

"Hey, Damian." Tim called, amused.

"What?" he asked, annoyed.

Tim turned his phone around and showed them a girl with Damian on the home surveillance, "Who's the chick?"

'I should have scrubbed the security footage before I left.'

Dick grabbed the phone out of his hands. There was no audio but he had seen Damian walk over and grab her hands.

'Awwww.'

Jason looked over as she left, right before Talia and Damian.

He looked up at him, "Brat, she's still alive, right?"

Damian rolled his eyes and picked up his bags, "Of course she is."

"Did you get confessed to?" his eldest brother asked, excitedly, as Damian walked up the steps.

"Why would my girlfriend need to confess?" the youngest retaliated.

"Girlfriend?" they all shouted.

"Since when?" Tim demanded.

Damian gave a far off look and shrugged, "A few years now."

Tim sputtered. Dick was freaking out about how he hadn't known while Jason was questioning the end of the world. Bruce looked at his son confused.

"So much for the World's Greatest Detective, Father." Damian declared, "Mother has taken a shine to her. We're having dinner here, tomorrow, at the manor."

"We as in who?" Bruce asked, already feeling low.

"My girlfriend, myself and Mother." Damian declared, "Mother wished to speak to her. You're invited to attend. Be on your best behavior; none of those fake facades from your gatherings, either. I'd ask them not to act like children, but what's the point?"

Stovetop smoked sausage jambalaya rice

Cheap and super easy to make, this lunch or dinner is one of my favorites to have as leftovers for the next few days. You will need a cover for your pan.

Ingredients:

Smoked (Andouille) sausage

Diced onion

Diced green bell pepper

Diced celery

1 box of jambalaya rice

Directions:

Cut up the smoked sausage into small bites. Place in a pan with cooking oil and fry until they turn slightly brown.

Dice your onion, bell pepper, and celery, then add all the vegetables and the jambalaya rice to the sausage in the pan. Mix together so it all cooks evenly.

Add water. Bring it to a boil, then cover and let everything simmer for about ~25 minutes.

Once the rice has absorbed the water, plate your dish and save some for leftovers tomorrow.

Whoops, wrong pic.