#stovetop

if you post smut at midnight, god can’t find you

Friend asks me if I’m free Friday night. I presume she’s inviting me to #theclub (I have been once before(not with her, just in general)). I say yes I’m free. She asks if I can watch her roommate’s pets Friday night and Saturday morning. Their entire household is going on a weeknight trip. I am again reminded that people do not like hanging out with me. but at least I get to watch a pet pidgeon.

im always confused when people reblog my posts or read my fics and comment stuff like “yeah I don’t like/support this but this specific one is fun!” like why would you tell me that. in what world would I want to know that you normally don’t like how i interact with fandom

if anything will motivate you to deep clean your entire house, it is the thought of eating your girlfriend out on your kitchen island. that counter is spotless ✨

growing up i didn’t know that faggot was a slur bc my adoptive father used that and gay interchangeably (both derogatory tho) so when i finally came out as one myself, i had quite a bit less of qualm calling myself one in a positive tone lol rip