Sometime between 1:00–3:00 AM last night, someone broke into the historical exhibit at the Gotham Museum of Cultural Antiquities and stole a collection of decorated eggs. Yep. Eggs. Before anyone asks, nope, this is not a joke, and yep, they’re extremely valuable.

The collection included:

- A set of jewel-encrusted Imperial eggs on loan from a private collector.

- Several 19th-century hand-painted Easter eggs.

- A gold egg containing micro-engraved scripture from the 1700s.

Security footage got scrambled (shocking, I know), but witnesses nearby reported a pastel-colored van leaving the area and someone in what looked like a.. bunny mask? And glitter. A lot of glitter.

If you saw or heard anything weird around Robinson Park, Tricorner, or the museum district late last night, send me a message. Anonymous tips welcome.

And before anyone asks: nope, I don’t think it’s the Joker. He would’ve livestreamed it.

Letting the authorities and the press know, just in case.

@gothamcitypolice @gotham1news @galaxycommunications

Duke: ¿nunca lo hacemos?

[Song: "Like Him" by Tyler, the Creater and Lola Young]

Here's an art video premise for it:

So do I look like him?

Robin!Jason looking up at Discowing!Dick, Robin!Tim staring at *the glass case*, Robin!Steph glancing away from Tim's contact name, Robin!Damian glaring at Red Robin!Tim

Do I look like him? (Like him, like him, like him, like him)

Nightwing peering at Robin!Jason, Red Hood holding newspaper clippings of Robin!Tim, Tim watching Robin!Steph on the news, Red Robin glaring at Robin!Damian

I don't look like him

RR Batman!Dick, BotC Batman!Jason, Gun Batman!Tim, Batman!Steph, Devil Batman!Damian all in the shadow of Batman!Bruce

I hc that Bruce is really into cars, do you think Damian would share this interest? Or maybe he would feign interest in order to spend more time with Bruce

I think Damian would have the ability to see the art in things like architecture. Cars on the other hand is more of a rich man character quirk, if Dami had in interest in cars it would sort of conflict with his interest of animals and protecting them but… Damian would have to get some sort of vehicle when he’s older and I know for sure that it would A. Be very expensive. And B. Get crashed or destroyed every two weeks.

Comic books I think should exist