I mumble and lock up for a second, staring at the spider like itās twice my size. My pulse kicks into overdrive, and I instinctively take a few quick steps back before I catch myself.
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You're obviously around when crimes occur and actively need stopping but how common is it for you to prevent a crime from being committed in the first place? How well do you deescalate situations?
Those are pretty good questions, Anon! Thank you very much for asking them and bringing the issue to light.
And the answer is much more often than people probably realize.
Look, the fights make the news because theyāre loud, dramatic and usually involve somebody trying to throw me through a wall. Thatās what sells the most. The quiet moments donāt get nearly as much attention.
But Iāve talked people out of robberies before they happened. Iāve convinced scared teenagers that making one terrible decision wasnāt worth throwing away their future. Iāve broken up arguments before they turned into assaults. Sometimes just showing up is enough for someone to decide āyou know what? Maybe todayās not the dayā. That kind of stuff.
De-escalation is a skill, and itās one Iām always trying to get better at. If I can solve a situation without anyone getting hurt, including the person causing it, thatās almost always the best outcome.
Donāt get me wrong, there are people in Gotham who are determined to fight no matter what. But there are also plenty who are angry, desperate, scared⦠or just having the worst day of their lives. Those are the moments where listening can accomplish more than a punch or a kick ever could.
The cape gets peopleās attention. What I do with that attention is up to me. And the results may be better or worse, but I always try to give my best.
Suddenly a seagull dives down and steals a french fry from Batgirl's hands.
Okay⦠so I spend my nights dodging explosives, outsmarting masterminds and wrestling grown adults in themed costumes⦠only to get mugged in broad daylight by a seagull.
Great. Simply great. This is definitely how I pictured my career going.
Well, I'd never heard of pozole before and felt compelled to try it. It's not exactly common to see a pepper broth stew on a menu, even among Mexican food restaurants. You'd think by description that it's spicier but it's pretty mild.
Now thatās the kind of food adventure I can get behind. Pozoleās always struck me as one of those meals that sounds like itās gonna be incredibly spicy and then you take a bite and itās a lot milder than you expected. Lots of flavor without setting your mouth on fire.
Which is probably for the best. My stomach and really spicy food have an understanding: it leaves me alone and I leave it alone. Itās a very healthy relationship š
Iām glad you decided to try something new, Anon. Gotham could use more people being adventurous with food instead of just with questionable life choices.
ā Must you plant your nose so firmly where it doesn't belong? ā A deep purr sounded from a nearby alley, the tongue it rolled from darting out to lap up any remaining blood from green tinged lips. ā You're a little late on the intervention, Batgirl. ā
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I slow to a stop at the mouth of the alley, my boots scraping against the pavement as I look over the dark passage. My cape settles behind me while my eyes flick over every shadow, every fire escape, every place someone could be hiding. I fold my arms with a small shake of my head.
āYou make it sound like I need an appointment before I stop someone from leaving a trail of blood behind.ā
I take a few careful steps into the alley, keeping my guard up. My gaze catches on the faint smear of blood, and I crouch for a second to check it before looking back up.
āAnd yeah, maybe Iām late. That just means you had a head start, not that you got away with anything.ā
I straighten up, planting my hands on my hips as I scan the rooftops and the narrow path ahead.
āSo hereās the deal: you can keep giving me creepy little alley speeches or you can tell me who got hurt and save me some detective work.ā
I shrug as a grin tugs at the corner of my mouth.
āEither way, Iām still gonna stick my nose where it doesnāt belong.ā
I tap the yellow bat emblem on my chest with a gloved finger.
ā Look at you.. ā The purr deepened into something almost categorised as fond, though a smirk of her own lay beneath the sickly sweetness. One may perhaps draw similarities to a feline taking pity upon a rodent, watching the little creature attempt a show of bravery before the inevitable end of it's life between the predators jaws. ā A little seedling making demands, isn't that just darling. ā
Curling around the edges of the buildings marking the lonely alley, her vines sought out the other body in the dark -- though this one still breathed, they longed for a taste, itching to know what, exactly, a bat would feel like trapped within their confines.
A moment later, just long enough for the viciously floral scent to settle in the air, Ivy stepped out from where she'd stood, fingers coated in blood not yet dried. Despite her tone, the pair of eyes that seemed to watch the Batgirls every move carried a look of absolute boredom. It was a known fact to most that the eco-terrorist had a strong disliking -- or rather.. a strong hatred -- for humankind, but the difference between the words that fell from her tongue, and the pools of deepest green that stared into the vigilantes soul, was jarring.
ā Why, pray tell, would I wish to assist you in any way? You and your sort have a nasty habit of.. interfering. ā
The second I catch movement, I shift my stance. My shoulders square, one boot slides back and I keep my eyes locked on the figure stepping out of the shadows. The smell hits me a second later. Sweet. Way too sweet. My nose wrinkles under the cowl. Then I notice the blood. I donāt flinch, but my jaw tightens.
My gaze drops for the briefest second as something brushes against my boot. Vines. I step back before they can get a proper grip, keeping my distance instead of letting myself get boxed in.
āYeah, I interfere.ā
I say with a shrug.
āFunny how that keeps happening whenever someoneās walking around with blood on their hands.ā
I slowly circle to my left, looking for open space instead of letting myself get trapped against the wall. One hand hangs near my utility belt, ready if things go sideways, but I donāt reach for anything yet.
āAs for helping me, I wasnāt counting on it.ā
I glance at the blood again and then back up.
āBut somebodyās bleeding, and Iām guessing it wasnāt an accident. So Iām gonna ask one more time.ā
I stop moving and plant my feet.
āWho did you hurt?ā
My voice stays calm, even if every instinct is telling me this conversation could turn into a fight any second.
ā Hm. ā Bare feet began carefully moving forward, stepping between the vines that eagerly glided over the cool concrete. As she walked, one arm had lifted, allowing for her tongue to drag itself along green tinted flesh stained crimson with the sticky remains of an unnamed soul, slowly clearing a path from elbow to wrist. Her eyelids fluttered, savouring the metallic taste as it filled her mouth, the warmth surprising her even now.
ā Nobody of noteable worth. ā She breathed, gaze lazily flitting to the little nook she'd emerged from before returning to her beloathed vigilante. ā Nobody even remotely satisfactory -- though he deserved what he got. ā
Mirroring the motions of the wet muscle that worked to clean up the plant mother's fingers, a particularly daring vine had begun to wrap itself around the Batgirl's ankle, the tip gently prodding at her leg.
ā Interesting.. ā A quiet murmur, spoken so softly that the vines shivered in response, ā The little one seems to like you. ā
And, judging by the curve of her lips, that didn't sound like a good thing.
I follow the trail of blood with my eyes for a second, trying to judge how much there is without taking my attention off the person in front of me. My stomach sinks, but I donāt let it show.
āNobodyās ānobodyā. Maybe they made bad choices. Maybe they didnāt. Doesnāt mean they stop mattering.ā
I say, my voice flat. Then something brushes against my boot. I glance down just long enough to see a vine winding around my ankle.
āYeah⦠thatās not happening.ā
I twist my foot, pulling free before it can tighten. Then I take two quick steps back into a patch of open pavement. My cape swings behind me as I keep moving instead of letting myself get cornered. I keep one hand hovering near my utility belt now.
āIāve dealt with enough killer plants to know they donāt usually ask permission.ā
I look past the vines for a split second, checking the alley for anyone else who might still be alive before bringing my attention right back.
āSo hereās where weāre at.ā
I plant my feet, keeping plenty of space between us.
āThereās blood all over you, someoneās missing and your gardenās trying to grab me. Thatās three pretty good reasons for me to stay exactly where I am.ā
I give a small shrug.
āIf your little friend likes me that much, itās gonna have to admire me from a distance.ā
ā Why do you do that? ā The plant mother inquired, deep green pools narrowing into shallow ponds, ā Narrate everything as if it's not right in front of you. Afraid to live in the moment, little bat? Conscious of the fact it could all uproot in the blink of an eye? ā
The vine in question had recoiled, scampering away like a child that had been scolded for touching something they shouldn't have -- and, for the briefest of moments, Ivy's gaze had softened at the sight. She could feel the rejection as if it were her own, the minute sadness at being shooed away.
Just as quickly as it had melted, however, the plant mother's gaze hardened once more, glaring at the bat before her with obvious distaste. Of course the caped crusader wouldn't understand -- they never did.
ā She meant no harm, ā Ivy mused, giving a light little shrug of her own, ā But one can't exactly say the same for me. ā
Crossing her blood coated arms over her chest -- adorned with leaves and petals of all kinds -- the plant mother's chin lifted, her stance taking on an air of defiance. ā And I know you don't mean that -- the mattering bullshit. The people of Gotham only matter to you and your sort when it suits you most, and the rest of us have to simply make do. ā
ā So do not, ā Stepping forward, a finger dared to point, ā Tell me that people don't stop mattering. Save your lies and hypocrisy for a more dimwitted woman. ā
I let the silence hang for a second instead of jumping to answer. My eyes stay locked ahead, but I keep checking the alley with my peripheral vision. One wrong move in Gotham and youāre the one on the ground. A slow breath leaves me through my nose.
āI narrate things because I like making sure weāre talking about the same reality. And because if I stop paying attention for even a second, people end up hurt. Thatās kind of how this job works.ā
I donāt rise to the bait. Iāve heard every version of āyouāre all the sameā before. My gaze drops to the blood on the pavement and then back up.
āYou think I only care when itās convenient?ā
I shake my cowled head.
āYou donāt know where Iāve been tonight.ā
I tap a finger against my chest.
āIāve pulled people out of burning buildings who hated me. Iāve patched up crooks that tried to kill me five minutes earlier. Iāve sat with victims until the ambulance showed up because nobody else was there.ā
I spread my hands. My voice stays steady.
āNone of that makes Gotham perfect. It doesnāt erase the people who get ignored. Believe me, I know this city fails people all the time. But when it does, my answer isnāt to decide someone doesnāt count anymore.ā
I take one careful step forward, stopping well outside armās reach.
āSo if the guy bleeding in this alley deserved to be arrested, then arrest him. If he deserved to answer for what he did, fine.ā
I hold her gaze.
āBut if youāre standing here telling me his life stopped mattering because you decided it didā¦ā
ā He decided for himself. ā Scoffing, the cannibalistic plant maiden rolled her eyes, though still noting the way the bat crept forward. It was interesting, she thought, considering how cautious the vigilante was trying so hard to be. ā The moment he decided to go back on his word and fight for the destruction of the park, he sealed his fate. ā
Still, the verbal exploration of where the Batgirl had been was mildly interesting -- they were both people shaped by other's hatred, though they had gone in different directions. Funny how things like that seemed to work out.
ā Poor little bat, ā she mused, eyes shifting downwards to her own nails, observing them passively as she thought aloud, ā All this action for a city destined to remain the same.. Who's going to be there for you when it finally falls? When Mother Nature reclaims what was stolen from her and humanity lies beneath the earth -- who is going to be the one saving you? ā
Lifting her gaze, the corners of her lips followed suit.
āWow! You really think youāve got me figured out, donāt you?ā
I hook my thumbs on my utility belt, rocking back on my heels like weāre just hanging out instead of standing in an alley thatās one bad decision away from turning into a jungle.
āYou ask whoās gonna save me? Hopefully me. I think Iāve got a pretty decent track record.ā
I grin and gesture toward myself.
āSure, Iāve been shot, blown up, knocked down, thrown off rooftops⦠Gothamās been very creative over the years. And yet⦠here I am.ā
I shrug and tilt my head, letting my blue eyes behind the mask wander over the leaves, the flowers and the whole dramatic look for a second.
āGotta give you this⦠you know how to make an entrance. If ādrop-dead gorgeous botanical goddessā was what you were going for⦠you absolutely nailed it.ā
I smirk and pause just long enough for the compliment to land.
āItās a shame you keep ruining it by trying to kill people. You keep acting like Iām supposed to be scared because Gotham never stays fixed.ā
I spread my hands and a small laugh slips out.
āBelieve me, I noticed. I donāt wake up every morning expecting crime to pack its bags and move somewhere else.ā
I tap the bat symbol on my chest.
āI do this because every person I help gets another tomorrow. Sometimes thatās enough.ā
I take one slow step forward, making sure I stay well outside grabbing distance.
āBut hereās the part I donāt get.ā
I point at her and shrug.
āYouāre brilliant. Iām serious. You know more about plants than most scientists could dream of. You could be restoring forests, cleaning up polluted land, bringing dying ecosystems back to life, teaching people how to grow food where nothing grows⦠you could have universities begging you to teach. Governments throwing grants at you. Environmental groups treating you like a rock star.ā
My grin comes back before I wince dramatically.
āInstead⦠you picked eco-terrorism. Thatās kind of a weird career choice. You know how many people hear āsave the environmentā and immediately picture giant killer vines because of you?ā
I point at her again and then fold my pleather-clad arms.
āYouāre making recycling sound threatening. And to be honest, thatās a waste.honestly? Thatās a waste. Because underneath all the speeches about humanity and Mother Nature⦠I think you really could change the world. Youāve already got the brains. Youāve already got the looks. Ivy, you donāt need a body count to be memorable.ā
I let that sit for a few seconds before giving another casual shrug.
āSo nope, Iām not giving up on Gotham.ā
I tap my chest again.
āCall me stubborn. Call me optimistic. Call me the annoying little bat that keeps getting back up. But donāt act like Iām the one wasting my life.ā
My grin widens and I tilt my head as I gesture around the alley.
āYouāre the one with the power to make the whole world greener⦠and you keep settling for crime scenes.ā
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Open RP: Metropolis Office W-GBS News Reopening Party
Please, before reacting/responding, read the piece in full as there are several different 'rooms' up, such as: the cocktail hall (this post), the dining room (link), the terrace (link) and the silent auction (link).
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GBS News had spared no expense for the event. From the very entrance hall that had been decorated with a backdrop in their colours and with their logo where people were photographed or pulled aside for short interviews, to the burgundy carpet guiding guests straight to the cocktail hall.
The hall's decoration had been kept minimalist and functional, clearly a space made for professional needs first. But the whole thing still managed to look welcoming and tasteful, with a stage at the very rear and a bar with an art deco inspiration on the left, tended by several people of different genders but all wearing the exact same outfit. Black pants held by black suspenders, and a white button up with rolled up sleeves and a black tie. Meanwhile, other people dressed the exact same way except that their sleeves were rolled down and they were long black aprons were going around the room with trays to offer different amuse bouches, prepped to clarify on allergens and ingredients to accomodate dietary restrictions.
Eventually, as people started to fill the room, M. Matthew Matheson appeared on the large stage, beginning his very short address to the guests:
āGood evening everyone. As some of you might know, and others might not, my name is M. Matthew Matheson and I am a News Anchor on W-GBS News, as well as Managing Editor of News Nights. I, I have always taken great pride in the work we did, believing, no, knowing, it was important to inform people, to speak about what was important and to shed lights on issues that should not remain obfuscated. This is what journalism is about right? When I got into this position, I got in with the following mindset: People will want the news if you give it to them with integrity. Not everybody, not even a lot of people, maybe 5%. But a 5% that'll make a difference. Because I believed journalist needed to be reclaimed as an honorable profession. Especially on tv. So we worked, we worked on creating a nightly newscast that informs a debate worthy of a great nation. Civility, respect, and a return to what's important; the death of bitchiness; the death of gossip and voyeurism; the will to speak truth to stupid. No target audience, no demographic, just good work. When GBS News started to climb back on top, to re-establish ourselves and become a national powerhouse, I was terrified. We'd gone well beyond the 5%. But I remember a call with a colleague, an old man named Perry White, some of you might have heard of him, he told me I was idiot, and I said sure, but why? And he responded: where does it say that a good news show or good tv channel can't be popular? And I remember being at loss of words, which, you can ask anyone who knows me, doesn't happen often. Today, GBS News is taking another fresh start, and all I have to say is, let's keep being us, let's keep our honour, and our integrity and our will, and let's do good with the might we've acquired. Let's be great, let's be us. For the people who we've lost doing exactly that and for those who've grown to place their trust in us, to do exactly that. To W-GBS news! And to all the people working here, making it what it is! Now I think I've taken enough of your time, so please help yourself to the food, keep any smoking or God forbid vaping to our terrace, and don't forget to participate to the silent auction! All the funds will be donated Metropolis Brown Library! Thank you very much, this was M. Matthew Matheson who clearly can't wait to be back on tv!"
With those final words, the news anchor disappeared backstage and was soon replaced by a modern jazz quartet. Eventually though, Matheson reappeared amongst the crowd of the cocktail party, ready to make his round.
Cocktail Hall (you are here) | Dining Room | Silent Auction Room | Terrace
The whole thing had honestly been a little overwhelming. Contrary to many, who seemed particularly natural on that red carpet, posing like pros before moving on and entering the building, Mara had to adjust to the flashing lights and instead of the expected smize, she gave her best attempt at a smile, apprehension meeting some happiness at being there.
Eventually, she got to move on and enter the building, awaiting for Lana to be done, the news anchor having been pulled aside for a short bite size interview.
Once they'd been reunited, they headed inside, much like everyone else to listen to M. Matthew Matheson's impassionared speech. The researcher felt a certain pride at the words, knowing she, alongside with many of her colleagues participated in rebuilding the news channel reputation and even building its national popularity. To stand there today, was also important considering what had happened in the past, the attacks, the loss, the anger they'd apparently fed in others...
Biting her upper lip, Mara refused to get lost in bleak memories at a moment of celebration. Instead, she politely clapped with the others as Matheson finished his intervention. She turned to Lana, a question on her lips: "Silent Auction? I feel like it'd be good to get a look at the prizes ASAP. Besides I'm going on a limb there but I think the first bid is about all I can afford." She said, only half-joking.
Smiling fondly, Lana had watched Mara take on the red carpet after a determined exhale, taking on the flashes like a champ before hastily retreating inside the building. The redhead had followed after her date for the evening, calmly offering different angles to showcase the backless dress she'd chosen to match Mara's own suit, even having a bit of fun with it before moving on. Before she could get to the cocktail hall however, she was pulled aside by a fellow journalist for a couple of questions.
"Miss Lang! So good to see you one the stars of the evening!"
Lana laughed. "I doubt I shine half as bright as most of the guests." She easily replied. "Perhaps not enough jewelry?" She added, tilting her head to the side and scrunching her nose a little in amusement.
"I assure you, you're not lacking in shine. So I have to ask, how does it feel to be in Metropolis? And why GBS? Rumour has it, it wasn't the only news outlet trying to add you to their roster..."
Lana's eyebrows rose. "Hum..." She scratched her eyebrow. "Honestly it feels oddly familiar." She replied. "The people have been lovely but I haven't seen my first alien attack yet so maybe my mind will change then." She joked. "As for why GBS, why not? I think the channel has proven their willingness to take accountability and to defend their news' programs duty to tell the truth as well as defend their workers' right. I don't think I'd want to be anywhere else."
"Especially since you're the big fish here, whilst you might not be so big in a bigger pond..."
"That's true. GBS has given me a lot of bandwith to work with, and you can see my name in big letters all around town. But at this point of my career, I'm too confident in my abilities to fear healthy competition. In fact, I welcome it. Perhaps that's part of why I signed with GBS News rather than any of the competitors." She added with a shrug.
"Thank you so much for those answers. Now this one should be more of a softball question but with the rumours we've heard it might not... Who is, Lana Lang's plus one?"
Lana laughed. "I think you might be disappointed by the answer but let it be noted that I am very pleased with my choice to come with my colleague Mara Feig. Miss Feig's been with GBS for a while now, and is head of our research team, taking on the arduous task of fact-checking a lot of our news reports. If you're looking for the future faces of GBS News, maybe you should be talking to her." She replied, refusing to feed any rumour about her and Clark. At this point, there honestly was so little to say anyway.
"Alright. We will. Thank you for your time Miss Lang."
Lana nodded. "Thank you for having me!" She replied. "Give my best to your folks!" She added, out of habit before heading towards the cocktail hall, catching up with Mara.
"Hey," She let out, a hand of hers finding Mara's back to signal her arrival. "sorry for that." She added, reaching out for one of Mara's hand to wrap an arm around the others as they walked in the actual hall, getting closer to the stage to listen to M. Matthew Matheson. During the man's speech, Lana couldn't help but steal glances around the room, recognizing some faces. Her gaze eventually settled on Mara, giving her colleague's hand a gentle squeeze. For some, the attacks had just been a news events, but for those who'd lived through them and still decided to show up today, it must have felt different...
The redhead laughed when Mara explained her reasoning for wanting to check out the silent auction. She nodded. "Sounds like a plan. Besides I heard there were seasonal tickets for the Mammoths and I think Pete Junior might like that." She replied. "But I also spotted Batgirl and I have to get like a word in with her at some point, as a fellow redhead or something." She said, grinning as the two women headed out of the cocktail hall.
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I look up from the auction table and immediately recognize one of the women heading my way. A real smile crosses my face.
āMara. Itās good to see you.ā
I tilt my head slightly.
āI gotta say, seeing you hereās a lot better than the last time we crossed paths.ā
I let out a quiet chuckle, leaving it at that. No need to bring the whole night back into the spotlight at a celebration. My attention shifts to the woman beside her.
āAnd you must be Lana Lang.ā
I offer her my hand.
āWe havenāt met before, but Iāve heard plenty about your reporting. Itās nice to finally put a face to the name.ā
I glance between them before looking back at the auction display.
āI was just checking out the silent auction. There are a few things here that caught my eye. Iām trying to decide whether to be sensible or competitive.ā
I shrug with a grin before my eyes drift around the room for a moment.
āGotta say itās nice seeing GBS buzzing because of a celebration. Feels like a good night for everyone whoās worked hard to get the place back on its feet.ā
I look back at the two of them.
āSo⦠are either of you here with a game plan for the auction or are you just gonna see where the bidding takes you?ā
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Mara chuckled when Lana apologized for having been pulled away for an interview. "No need for that, you're a big name. Own it. You worked for it." She told the other, letting her hook their arms together as they made their way closer to the stage where Matheson's intervention took place. The quiet show of support in the form of a hand squeeze was appreciated, really, even though he definitely did not help the nod forming in her throat. Blinking, Mara reminded herself that she'd also come to honor those who couldn't, to honor their work, and to prove that GBS did not scare so easy nor bend to the whims of those only seeking to provoke terror.
Happy to let Lana carry the most of the conversation for a bit as they distanced themselves from the stage and headed for the silent auction tables, Mara still chuckled at the redhead's by her side comment that she had to eventually speak to Batgirl at some point, as a fellow redhead.
And lo and behold, who stood near the auction tables, well, none others than Batgirl herself. "Batgirl." Mara let out, lips curling reflexively. The smile small but earnest. "It is good to see you too, especially under much pleasant circumstances." She replied, keeping her mention of the attacks and Batgirl's subsequent rescue short as well.
The researcher gently nudged the news anchor as she was directly addressed by the vigilante she meant to talk to, happy to let her take on the conversation from here.
The redhead smiled at her companion, a little bashful at the compliments though she felt great pride in her career. It always felt a little surreal, a little awkward to her, who'd always felt so small in spite in of how popular or well, famous, she ever got. Ah well, her issues to work on, which she knew. And was, actively working on.
"What you don't believe redheads solidarity is real? I'll have you know that we burn easier and have a more acute sense of pain!"
Lana went on. Though her facts were accurate, her tone was very clearly humorous, happy to carry the conversation as Mara grew pensive.
"I'm still glad Junior's a redhead though. He looks like me the most, with the green eyes and everything. That, Pete can't take away."
She added, a mix of bitter and cheeky. Honestly, seen how horrible he'd been with the divorce, she could make a couple of those acerbic remarks. It was all she could do to Senator Pete Ross, really. Mhm. Perhaps she needed a drink...
Or a pleasant distraction...
One certainly came in the form of no other than Batgirl appearing in front of them. Lana's eyes widened upon realising Mara apparently knew the vigilante, her eyes going from one to the other before she blinked her surprise away. Well alright then. Miss Feig was certainly well-connected, for all her discrete ways. When Mara elbowed her, Lana refocused on the ongoing conversation, taking ahold of the gloved hand offered to her.
"Yes! This is she! Lana Lang!" She replied. "I mean, you know that, I'm not on the phone." She chuckled. "Sorry. I don't meet superheroes all that often." She admitted. "Let alone fellow redheaded ones." She smoothly added, transitioning back into the confident reporter she was. "Wish I could put a face to the title too, but I suppose there's a couple people too many here for such a grand reveal to take place."
Lana stole a glance towards her date for the evening when asked if they had a game plan. "Honestly? Not really. I think GBS is banking on the competitive streak of rich people while the two of us are just hoping to be able to make a bid or two on the prizes that actually interest us. I think my son would love tickets for the hockey season so I might splurge a little, but my pockets definitely do not run as deep as Bruce Wayne or Jenny Kord."
āBelieve me, Ms. Lang, if I took the mask off at a gala, Iād probably give half the photographers heart attacks.ā
I smile and tap the edge of my cowl with a gloved finger.
āThis is as much of my face as anybody gets.ā
I grin. The black cowl leaves the lower half of my face uncovered, my freckles easy to spot under the lights. The strands of my red hair have escaped around the edges and back of the cowl and my blue eyes are about the only thing the mask really frames instead of hides.
āSo⦠not exactly a grand reveal.ā
I glance over at Mara with a warm smile.
āIām just glad weāre meeting again because of a fundraiser instead of an evacuation.ā
My attention shifts back to Lana.
āAnd hockey tickets, huh?ā
I tilt my head.
āHow oldās your son? Is he completely obsessed with the Mammoths or is this one of those āIāll watch any game as long as there are snacksā situationsā?
I ask with a smile.
āIām asking because⦠depending on the answer, maybe I can help make it a little more special if you end up winning those tickets. No promises. Just seeing what I might be able to do.ā
"Hey maybe if the whole reveal is dramatic enough you could even get some people to faint." Mara commented, in response to Batgirl's assertion that the photographs would go nuts. "It would certainly make for a great headline for our re-opening." The researcher easily joked, finding back the sense of familiarity she'd once shared with the vigilante around a dinner table in a small candlelit restaurant. Well, better-lit considering GBS News' lighting for the event, new details of her features, such as her freckles now become apparent.
"It's a good amount of face anyway." Mara still confirmed, with a small nod. "And happy that this meeting is a lot more auspicious as well. As for my bidding, it'll be a lot more selfish. I saw Oasis tickets on there and it's all I want. So..." Mara held both of her hands up, crossing her fingers as her eyes shot to the ceiling. "But of course, it-it-it's definitely a better investment to get the Mammoths' seasonal tickets for Lana's son. I can always... not sleep for every US ticket drop that happens... and... hope for ticketmaster not to be so evil..." She grumbled, pouting a little. "The important part is raising money anyway. So if Lex Luthor wants to drop 10 bands on those tickets... good for the library."
Lana giggled a little at the remarks regarding a potential reveal of Batgirl's features. Oh it most certainly would make for a great headline, but in a room filled with reporters? The question of who would actually be considered the first to reveal the scoop would probably lead to a full blown brawl with cameras flying left and right.
"Mara's right though, it's a good amount of face anyway." Lana repeated. "As a fellow redhead I also feel very-well represented." She added, grinning.
Gaze growing fonder as she was asked about her son, Lana tilted her head to the side a little. "Peter's about to turn 8 very soon! And I'll be with him for his birthday this year too!" The news anchor excitedly explained. "To be fully honest I'm not sure he's all that fond of hockey. Last time I talked to him, he was very into soccer, or well, football as he calls it since the FIFA World cup. And I was the same at his age. Best goalie in Smallville. Once I was playing at the Kent Farm as goalie, literally blocked one of Clark's shots with my nose! I didn't even bleed! We were going to win but a literal a twister happened and we had to hide in the basement of Clark's parents' farm." Lana laughed as she recalled the story. "Hum, anyways, when I told Petey I was moving here, he said we needed to go see the Mammoths so that's why...." She shrugged. "I'm trying. It's just... The divorce with his father has been... complicated. And now I'm oversharing."
Lana cleared her throat, breathing in deeply. "Ultimately Mara's right." The redhead declared, wrapping an arm around her colleague and date's shoulder, grateful for her presence. "It's about raising funds, ultimately." She repeated, nodding. "I'll give it a good try though. But I have a maximum in mind and I can't, in good conscience, take your money." She added, addressing Batgirl. "It is so very kind to offer though. Really. Thank you."
āOh, yeah. āBatgirl Unmasked at GBS Galaā. Half the room would faint, the other half would be fighting over who gets the exclusive.ā
I glance around the room with a grin.
āAnd Iād somehow still end up with the worst photo of the night.ā
I tap the edge of my cowl.
āSo the mask stays. Sorry, ladies. You get freckles, red hair and thatās the best deal Iām offering.ā
I look over at Lana and smile.
āGotta say, itās nice running into another redhead.ā
I pretend to think for a second.
āAlthough Iām starting to think you collect sports the way some people collect hobbies, Ms. Lang. Soccer as a kid, hockey with your son⦠if you tell me you play baseball on weekends too, Iām gonna assume youāre secretly trying out for every team in Metropolis.ā
I chuckle.
āAnd yep, we definitely need a redheads club. Sunscreen would be mandatory.ā
My smile softens as she talks about her son Peter.
āEightās a great age. And to be honest, I donāt think youāre oversharing. Divorces are hard enough. Youāre just trying to make sure your son knows heās loved and that the fun stuff doesnāt disappear because life got complicated.ā
I smile warmly.
āI really hope you get those tickets. I have a feeling heāll remember the day with his mom a lot more than whoever wins the game.ā
I glance over at Mara.
āAnd for the record⦠Iām rooting for those Oasis tickets too.ā
A grin spreads across my face.
āIf Lex Luthor decides to throw a fortune at them, though⦠I think weāre all doomed.ā
It just occurred to me that I mentioned Poison Ivy then practically hours after, an Ivy blog showed up on tumblr talking to you. It's like I summoned her by invoking her name. Hm, I wonder if it works on other people... Cyborg and Static Shock are brilliant superheroes!
You know whatās even funnier? That wasnāt the only Ivy blog that showed up. Apparently Gothamās resident eco-terrorist either has way too much free time or there are multiple Ivys lurking around Tumblr š
As for your experiment⦠Cyborg and Static Shock are brilliant superheroes. There. I said it too š
If one of them suddenly shows up in my inbox by tomorrow, Iāll start to believe this is some kind of summoning ritual!
This morning my mom dropped a stack of plates on her foot and got a contusion. However, the rest of the day went well. I went out with my parents and had some nice soup for lunch.
Ouch! I hope your momās okay, Anon. A contusion from a stack of plates sounds painful, even if nothingās broken. Hopefully sheās able to rest it for a bit and the swelling goes down soon š¤š»
And Iām glad the rest of the day went well. Big fan of soups here! Although I won't lie to you, I mostly make them in winter.
Open RP: Metropolis Office W-GBS News Reopening Party
Please, before reacting/responding, read the piece in full as there are several different 'rooms' up, such as: the cocktail hall (this post), the dining room (link), the terrace (link) and the silent auction (link).
PS: Canon characters, OCs and crossover characters may interact with the post. No response length is expected, even just side commentary is fine on this post (some may even just watch arrivals on their tv if they're not attending, for exemple). We won't police anyone's interactions, but maybe make sure you're welcome into a conversation if you hop on existing threads between people. Otherwise, feel free to hop from a location to another as you please, even hold several different conversations with the same character, it's all very free!
GBS News had spared no expense for the event. From the very entrance hall that had been decorated with a backdrop in their colours and with their logo where people were photographed or pulled aside for short interviews, to the burgundy carpet guiding guests straight to the cocktail hall.
The hall's decoration had been kept minimalist and functional, clearly a space made for professional needs first. But the whole thing still managed to look welcoming and tasteful, with a stage at the very rear and a bar with an art deco inspiration on the left, tended by several people of different genders but all wearing the exact same outfit. Black pants held by black suspenders, and a white button up with rolled up sleeves and a black tie. Meanwhile, other people dressed the exact same way except that their sleeves were rolled down and they were long black aprons were going around the room with trays to offer different amuse bouches, prepped to clarify on allergens and ingredients to accomodate dietary restrictions.
Eventually, as people started to fill the room, M. Matthew Matheson appeared on the large stage, beginning his very short address to the guests:
āGood evening everyone. As some of you might know, and others might not, my name is M. Matthew Matheson and I am a News Anchor on W-GBS News, as well as Managing Editor of News Nights. I, I have always taken great pride in the work we did, believing, no, knowing, it was important to inform people, to speak about what was important and to shed lights on issues that should not remain obfuscated. This is what journalism is about right? When I got into this position, I got in with the following mindset: People will want the news if you give it to them with integrity. Not everybody, not even a lot of people, maybe 5%. But a 5% that'll make a difference. Because I believed journalist needed to be reclaimed as an honorable profession. Especially on tv. So we worked, we worked on creating a nightly newscast that informs a debate worthy of a great nation. Civility, respect, and a return to what's important; the death of bitchiness; the death of gossip and voyeurism; the will to speak truth to stupid. No target audience, no demographic, just good work. When GBS News started to climb back on top, to re-establish ourselves and become a national powerhouse, I was terrified. We'd gone well beyond the 5%. But I remember a call with a colleague, an old man named Perry White, some of you might have heard of him, he told me I was idiot, and I said sure, but why? And he responded: where does it say that a good news show or good tv channel can't be popular? And I remember being at loss of words, which, you can ask anyone who knows me, doesn't happen often. Today, GBS News is taking another fresh start, and all I have to say is, let's keep being us, let's keep our honour, and our integrity and our will, and let's do good with the might we've acquired. Let's be great, let's be us. For the people who we've lost doing exactly that and for those who've grown to place their trust in us, to do exactly that. To W-GBS news! And to all the people working here, making it what it is! Now I think I've taken enough of your time, so please help yourself to the food, keep any smoking or God forbid vaping to our terrace, and don't forget to participate to the silent auction! All the funds will be donated Metropolis Brown Library! Thank you very much, this was M. Matthew Matheson who clearly can't wait to be back on tv!"
With those final words, the news anchor disappeared backstage and was soon replaced by a modern jazz quartet. Eventually though, Matheson reappeared amongst the crowd of the cocktail party, ready to make his round.
Cocktail Hall (you are here) | Dining Room | Silent Auction Room | Terrace
I step through the entrance, smile for a couple of photos because thereās really no escaping that part and then make my way inside. The place looks nice without trying too hard. Clean, classy, expensive. It definitely feels more like a newsroom throwing a party than a party pretending to be a newsroom.
I take a slow lap around the room. Old habit. I like knowing where everything is before I settle anywhere. Stage in the back. Bar off to the left. Staff weaving through the crowd with trays of tiny snacks that somehow look too pretty to eat. One of them offers me a tray and I grab a small bite after making sure thereās nothing in it thatāll wreck my meal plan. Even at a fancy party, Iām not about to lose a fight to hidden cream cheese.
I glance toward the stage where the jazz band has already started playing. Itās good background music. Loud enough to fill the room, quiet enough that people can still talk without yelling over it. The speech sticks with me too. I spend enough nights chasing people who lie for a living to appreciate hearing someone stand up and talk about telling the truth instead. Thatās worth something.
I smooth a glove over my cape, adjust the cowl just a little and keep walking through the room at an easy pace. Every few steps I recognize another face from TV, newspapers or one of Gothamās charity galas. Different city, same type of people.
Then my eyes land on the silent auction tables. A fundraiser for a library? Yeah⦠now that gets my attention. I head that way with a grin already creeping onto my face. If somebody expects me to walk past books without stopping, they clearly donāt know me very well.
Peter blinked, spotting Batgirl. EDITH informed him through his glasses that was Barbara Gordon. He really should make sure EDITH stopped scanning everyone with a cowl.
...EDITH didn't even fit anymore. Tony was alive, so why keep the name? Eh.
What was he thinking about? Oh, yeah.
He dropped a 9,000 dollar check in the silent auction. He would honestly have panicked in the past at even having the money. He still felt a bit uncomfortable using it, but Mr. Stark told him not to worry about it. Plus, it was a donation for a library. Libraries were cool.
He fiddled with his clock, where he kept the Iron Spider. Peter probably wouldn't need it, but eh...
Right- he needed to write a note about this. Journalism was way more fun when there isn't so much noise... he should have brought his noise cancelling headphones, but they weren't exactly Gala attire. A dumb, really dumb choice. He probably still had the prototypes in his pack...stupid spider mutations making him so sensitive. He should be able to do this!
"Hey! Batgirl, right? You're really cool, by the way."
...damnit, Peter. You blurted stuff out again. He fiddled with the clock, trying to calm down.
I turn toward the voice and find a young guy who looks like he immediately regrets saying the first thing that popped into his head. I canāt help smiling.
āThanks⦠Iāve definitely been called worse.ā
I say and notice him fidgeting with the watch on his wrist. Nervous energy. Iāve seen plenty of it before, especially around charity events where half the room is trying to act like they belong.
āNo need to be nervous. Trust me, Iām a lot less scary in a room with appetizers than on a rooftop.ā
I tell him as my eyes drift toward the silent auction.
āI saw someone just dropped a pretty generous bid over there. If that was you, the libraryās gonna be very happy.ā
I glance back at him.
āYou here covering the reopening or just enjoying the night?ā
I offer him my hand and a grin slips onto my half-masked face.
āIām Batgirl. And since you already know who I am⦠itās only fair I get to know your name too.ā
I shake his hand, and one thing immediately stands out.
āStrong handshakeā¦.ā
I raise an eyebrow with a small grin.
āIāll take that as a sign youāre serious about your introductions.ā
I let go and nod toward the silent auction room.
āYouāre not the only one. Galas arenāt really my natural habitat either.ā
I glance around the room before looking back at him.
āBut this oneās for a good cause, so I figured Iād show up. And itās nice to meet you too, Peter.ā
I smile and tilt my head a little.
āSo⦠Peter Parker-Stark. Thatās a name people donāt forget. Are you thinking of going into journalism too or are you just here because somebody dragged you along?ā
[He chuckled nervously. Fuuck he needed to control his strength better.]
"Uh- yeah."
[Peter blinked.]
"Oh- well. It is, isn't it? I do journalism as a hobby, though I usually go undercover. I hate kidnappings. And- more like I got invited, and I saw what it was about and thought it was worth coming."
"Do you know that I'm being physically experimented on and mentally tortured by every single person of authority and therapists in this place? The warden's been doing this ever since you locked me up in here." Grodd would say to her telepathically through the glass that kept him contained and separated. The large ape was bound against the wall and hanging upside down. He seemed pretty docile and was drooling but it was a ruse so that he'd be left along from the guards who would beat him. "Why don't you do something about it before I end up nothing but a docile ape." Clearly the ape was desperate as he had been subjected to quite the round of experiments. "I can show you proof. You'll just have to come again but without the guards watching you or I."
I keep my expression steady as I stand in front of the glass, letting none of the alarm or skepticism show on my face. Inside my mind, I tighten my focus, reinforcing the mental barriers Iāve trained for exactly this kind of contact. I donāt accept what Iām being told at face value. Not from him.
āIf what youāre saying is true, then thereāll be records. Logs. Medical documentation. Chain-of-custody reports for every procedure youāre describing.ā
I think back carefully, keeping my tone controlled and deliberately non-reactive I shift my stance slightly, eyes flicking over the restraints, the guardsā positions, the cameras in the room. Everything is being recorded here. Everything always is. Thatās the first thing I rely on.
āIām not coming in here alone and Iām not removing oversight because you ask me to. If thereās abuse happening, it gets exposed through independent review. Not private conversations behind closed doors.ā
I continue firmly, letting the boundary settle between us like a locked door. I pause just long enough to let that land. Then I add quieter, sharper.
āAnd if this is an attempt to isolate me or manipulate the situation, it wonāt work.ā
I donāt break eye contact. I donāt step closer. I simply watch, listen, and start mentally compiling the next set of checks Iām going to run on the facilityās recordsābecause either thereās evidence that needs uncovering, or Iām being led into a trap designed to look like one.
"Batgirl!" A voice would yell out to her before she would see a guard run up to her. "Quick! You gotta stop him!" He'd begin to say. "He's gone crazy! It's Grodd!" The guard would say as he'd then begin to gesture her to follow. "Cone on!" He'd say before he would then begin to run off towards the direction of the courtyard. "I don't know what happened but he just went nuts. We tried to restrain him but I think he's trying to escape." He'd say before he would then lead her through to the courtyard where there were a bunch of guards on the ground and no Grodd. Seems like the ape had escaped...
But why? That was the question. Most likely Lawrence's work...
I stop dead when I see the courtyard: guards down and no Grodd. I swear under my breath.
āNoā¦ā
This doesnāt feel right. An hour ago he was exhausted, barely able to walk. Now Iām supposed to believe he suddenly fought his way through a yard full of guards? I donāt buy it. I crouch beside the nearest guard, checking them over as I scan the area for tracks, broken restraints⦠anything.
āTell me exactly what happened.ā
My eyes sweep the walls and every possible exit. Because right now, Iām not convinced this was an escape. Iām starting to think someone wanted it to look like one.
The guard that had lead her out to the courtyard would begin to explain. "We brought him out like usual. He usually just likes to get some sun but it wasn't even like five minutes before he went crazy! He broke his restraints and we tried to stop him but he was just so strong..." He'd say as he'd shake his head. "He ran off. You can see his tracks there." He pointed out to Grodd's large barefoot imprints. "He climbed up the wall." Another guard says. "That damn monkey almost killed me!" He'd say frustrated. "When you get em Batgirl, give em a punch for me will ya?" The guard would say as the other would then tell him. "Help the others up." He'd say before he would then turn to Batgirl.
I crouch beside one of the footprints for a second, studying it. Something still doesnāt add up. I stand and look at the wall.
āNobodyās punching anybody until I know what happened.ā
I glance at the guards.
āAn hour ago he could barely keep his eyes open.ā
I shake my head.
āThat kind of change doesnāt happen for no reason.ā
I fire my grapple toward the top of the wall.
āIām going after him.ā
I look back one last time.
āAnd nobody goes near Lawrence Whittaker.ā
I donāt wait for an answer. A second later Iām over the wall, following the trail as fast as I can. If Grodd really lost control, I need to stop him. If somebody made him lose control⦠then Iām about to find out who.
Grodd's large footprints were easy to follow. It was like the ape was on a mindless rampage. Clearly, someone had done something to the ape to make him want to escape, most likely Lawrence's doing. Making his way through the streets, the ape would crack the road below him with each jump and step he'd land. Huffing, groaning and breathing heavily the gorilla would then find himself staring off into the distance before he would bring a hand up to his head as he would groan loudly as a sharp pain hit his head. His veins on his forehead bulging slightly. It was the perfect moment for Batgirl to get close since he had stopped...
I slow down instead of charging straight at him. Heās stopped. Good. I keep my hands where he can see them.
āGrodd⦠Iām here.ā
My voice stays calm. I donāt move any closer yet. I watch the way heās holding his head: the pain, the way heās fighting something⦠Lawrence. It has to be.
āYou donāt need to run. Whatever he did to you, weāre going to figure it out.ā
I take one careful step forward and keep my eyes on him.
āFight him. Not me.ā
I tap the side of my own head and stay ready in case he lashes out, but I donāt reach for a weapon. Right now, I need him thinking and not fighting.
Grodd's gaze went towards Batgirl as the hulking gorilla would continue to wince as he'd bring both hands up to his head. "Ngh!" He'd let out as his eyes met hers. "Lot-" He'd begin before he would groan. "Easier said than done." He'd say before he would then begin to close his eyes as he'd scream out loud. Barefeet dug into the gravel as the ape would then begin to drop to his knees.
The great ape would find himself listening to her words of encouragement. She could see that he wasn't trying to do any harm, that he was simply trying to fight the voice and pain in the back of his head. "Batgirl..." Grodd begin to say. His bulging chest heaved repeatedly as he'd breath heavily. "You may be here...but...don't follow..." he would groan. "It hurts..." Grodd groans as his breathing increases even more. His dark skin and fur beginning to shine with sweat as the ape would then begin to scream. Large toes digging into the ground as he'd plant them harder against it. Then his gaze turns hazy, eyes glassy as his mandible parted as his tongue would slowly drop out before he was then breathing harder. Muscles bulging all over his body as if the ape had gained a bit of unnatural strength. Beginning to stand up straight, Grodd was silent now. The only thing that came from his mouth was his heavy breathing. Dark eyes gazed at her as he'd then begin to jump up high into the air and continues on his way towards where he was being told to go to.
For a second, I almost go after him without thinking. Then I remember what he said. Donāt follow. I look in the direction he disappeared, my jaw tight.
āSorry.ā
I fire my grapple anyway.
āIām not leaving you alone with whateverās in your head.ā
The line goes taut, and I swing after him, keeping my distance instead of trying to catch up. If someoneās controlling him, cornering him wonāt help. I need to know where heās going. So I stay above the rooftops, following every cracked street and shattered rooftop he leaves behind. Wherever this ends⦠Iām ending it too.
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ā Must you plant your nose so firmly where it doesn't belong? ā A deep purr sounded from a nearby alley, the tongue it rolled from darting out to lap up any remaining blood from green tinged lips. ā You're a little late on the intervention, Batgirl. ā
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I slow to a stop at the mouth of the alley, my boots scraping against the pavement as I look over the dark passage. My cape settles behind me while my eyes flick over every shadow, every fire escape, every place someone could be hiding. I fold my arms with a small shake of my head.
āYou make it sound like I need an appointment before I stop someone from leaving a trail of blood behind.ā
I take a few careful steps into the alley, keeping my guard up. My gaze catches on the faint smear of blood, and I crouch for a second to check it before looking back up.
āAnd yeah, maybe Iām late. That just means you had a head start, not that you got away with anything.ā
I straighten up, planting my hands on my hips as I scan the rooftops and the narrow path ahead.
āSo hereās the deal: you can keep giving me creepy little alley speeches or you can tell me who got hurt and save me some detective work.ā
I shrug as a grin tugs at the corner of my mouth.
āEither way, Iām still gonna stick my nose where it doesnāt belong.ā
I tap the yellow bat emblem on my chest with a gloved finger.
ā Look at you.. ā The purr deepened into something almost categorised as fond, though a smirk of her own lay beneath the sickly sweetness. One may perhaps draw similarities to a feline taking pity upon a rodent, watching the little creature attempt a show of bravery before the inevitable end of it's life between the predators jaws. ā A little seedling making demands, isn't that just darling. ā
Curling around the edges of the buildings marking the lonely alley, her vines sought out the other body in the dark -- though this one still breathed, they longed for a taste, itching to know what, exactly, a bat would feel like trapped within their confines.
A moment later, just long enough for the viciously floral scent to settle in the air, Ivy stepped out from where she'd stood, fingers coated in blood not yet dried. Despite her tone, the pair of eyes that seemed to watch the Batgirls every move carried a look of absolute boredom. It was a known fact to most that the eco-terrorist had a strong disliking -- or rather.. a strong hatred -- for humankind, but the difference between the words that fell from her tongue, and the pools of deepest green that stared into the vigilantes soul, was jarring.
ā Why, pray tell, would I wish to assist you in any way? You and your sort have a nasty habit of.. interfering. ā
The second I catch movement, I shift my stance. My shoulders square, one boot slides back and I keep my eyes locked on the figure stepping out of the shadows. The smell hits me a second later. Sweet. Way too sweet. My nose wrinkles under the cowl. Then I notice the blood. I donāt flinch, but my jaw tightens.
My gaze drops for the briefest second as something brushes against my boot. Vines. I step back before they can get a proper grip, keeping my distance instead of letting myself get boxed in.
āYeah, I interfere.ā
I say with a shrug.
āFunny how that keeps happening whenever someoneās walking around with blood on their hands.ā
I slowly circle to my left, looking for open space instead of letting myself get trapped against the wall. One hand hangs near my utility belt, ready if things go sideways, but I donāt reach for anything yet.
āAs for helping me, I wasnāt counting on it.ā
I glance at the blood again and then back up.
āBut somebodyās bleeding, and Iām guessing it wasnāt an accident. So Iām gonna ask one more time.ā
I stop moving and plant my feet.
āWho did you hurt?ā
My voice stays calm, even if every instinct is telling me this conversation could turn into a fight any second.
ā Hm. ā Bare feet began carefully moving forward, stepping between the vines that eagerly glided over the cool concrete. As she walked, one arm had lifted, allowing for her tongue to drag itself along green tinted flesh stained crimson with the sticky remains of an unnamed soul, slowly clearing a path from elbow to wrist. Her eyelids fluttered, savouring the metallic taste as it filled her mouth, the warmth surprising her even now.
ā Nobody of noteable worth. ā She breathed, gaze lazily flitting to the little nook she'd emerged from before returning to her beloathed vigilante. ā Nobody even remotely satisfactory -- though he deserved what he got. ā
Mirroring the motions of the wet muscle that worked to clean up the plant mother's fingers, a particularly daring vine had begun to wrap itself around the Batgirl's ankle, the tip gently prodding at her leg.
ā Interesting.. ā A quiet murmur, spoken so softly that the vines shivered in response, ā The little one seems to like you. ā
And, judging by the curve of her lips, that didn't sound like a good thing.
I follow the trail of blood with my eyes for a second, trying to judge how much there is without taking my attention off the person in front of me. My stomach sinks, but I donāt let it show.
āNobodyās ānobodyā. Maybe they made bad choices. Maybe they didnāt. Doesnāt mean they stop mattering.ā
I say, my voice flat. Then something brushes against my boot. I glance down just long enough to see a vine winding around my ankle.
āYeah⦠thatās not happening.ā
I twist my foot, pulling free before it can tighten. Then I take two quick steps back into a patch of open pavement. My cape swings behind me as I keep moving instead of letting myself get cornered. I keep one hand hovering near my utility belt now.
āIāve dealt with enough killer plants to know they donāt usually ask permission.ā
I look past the vines for a split second, checking the alley for anyone else who might still be alive before bringing my attention right back.
āSo hereās where weāre at.ā
I plant my feet, keeping plenty of space between us.
āThereās blood all over you, someoneās missing and your gardenās trying to grab me. Thatās three pretty good reasons for me to stay exactly where I am.ā
I give a small shrug.
āIf your little friend likes me that much, itās gonna have to admire me from a distance.ā
ā Why do you do that? ā The plant mother inquired, deep green pools narrowing into shallow ponds, ā Narrate everything as if it's not right in front of you. Afraid to live in the moment, little bat? Conscious of the fact it could all uproot in the blink of an eye? ā
The vine in question had recoiled, scampering away like a child that had been scolded for touching something they shouldn't have -- and, for the briefest of moments, Ivy's gaze had softened at the sight. She could feel the rejection as if it were her own, the minute sadness at being shooed away.
Just as quickly as it had melted, however, the plant mother's gaze hardened once more, glaring at the bat before her with obvious distaste. Of course the caped crusader wouldn't understand -- they never did.
ā She meant no harm, ā Ivy mused, giving a light little shrug of her own, ā But one can't exactly say the same for me. ā
Crossing her blood coated arms over her chest -- adorned with leaves and petals of all kinds -- the plant mother's chin lifted, her stance taking on an air of defiance. ā And I know you don't mean that -- the mattering bullshit. The people of Gotham only matter to you and your sort when it suits you most, and the rest of us have to simply make do. ā
ā So do not, ā Stepping forward, a finger dared to point, ā Tell me that people don't stop mattering. Save your lies and hypocrisy for a more dimwitted woman. ā
I let the silence hang for a second instead of jumping to answer. My eyes stay locked ahead, but I keep checking the alley with my peripheral vision. One wrong move in Gotham and youāre the one on the ground. A slow breath leaves me through my nose.
āI narrate things because I like making sure weāre talking about the same reality. And because if I stop paying attention for even a second, people end up hurt. Thatās kind of how this job works.ā
I donāt rise to the bait. Iāve heard every version of āyouāre all the sameā before. My gaze drops to the blood on the pavement and then back up.
āYou think I only care when itās convenient?ā
I shake my cowled head.
āYou donāt know where Iāve been tonight.ā
I tap a finger against my chest.
āIāve pulled people out of burning buildings who hated me. Iāve patched up crooks that tried to kill me five minutes earlier. Iāve sat with victims until the ambulance showed up because nobody else was there.ā
I spread my hands. My voice stays steady.
āNone of that makes Gotham perfect. It doesnāt erase the people who get ignored. Believe me, I know this city fails people all the time. But when it does, my answer isnāt to decide someone doesnāt count anymore.ā
I take one careful step forward, stopping well outside armās reach.
āSo if the guy bleeding in this alley deserved to be arrested, then arrest him. If he deserved to answer for what he did, fine.ā
I hold her gaze.
āBut if youāre standing here telling me his life stopped mattering because you decided it didā¦ā
"Do you know that I'm being physically experimented on and mentally tortured by every single person of authority and therapists in this place? The warden's been doing this ever since you locked me up in here." Grodd would say to her telepathically through the glass that kept him contained and separated. The large ape was bound against the wall and hanging upside down. He seemed pretty docile and was drooling but it was a ruse so that he'd be left along from the guards who would beat him. "Why don't you do something about it before I end up nothing but a docile ape." Clearly the ape was desperate as he had been subjected to quite the round of experiments. "I can show you proof. You'll just have to come again but without the guards watching you or I."
I keep my expression steady as I stand in front of the glass, letting none of the alarm or skepticism show on my face. Inside my mind, I tighten my focus, reinforcing the mental barriers Iāve trained for exactly this kind of contact. I donāt accept what Iām being told at face value. Not from him.
āIf what youāre saying is true, then thereāll be records. Logs. Medical documentation. Chain-of-custody reports for every procedure youāre describing.ā
I think back carefully, keeping my tone controlled and deliberately non-reactive I shift my stance slightly, eyes flicking over the restraints, the guardsā positions, the cameras in the room. Everything is being recorded here. Everything always is. Thatās the first thing I rely on.
āIām not coming in here alone and Iām not removing oversight because you ask me to. If thereās abuse happening, it gets exposed through independent review. Not private conversations behind closed doors.ā
I continue firmly, letting the boundary settle between us like a locked door. I pause just long enough to let that land. Then I add quieter, sharper.
āAnd if this is an attempt to isolate me or manipulate the situation, it wonāt work.ā
I donāt break eye contact. I donāt step closer. I simply watch, listen, and start mentally compiling the next set of checks Iām going to run on the facilityās recordsābecause either thereās evidence that needs uncovering, or Iām being led into a trap designed to look like one.
"Batgirl!" A voice would yell out to her before she would see a guard run up to her. "Quick! You gotta stop him!" He'd begin to say. "He's gone crazy! It's Grodd!" The guard would say as he'd then begin to gesture her to follow. "Cone on!" He'd say before he would then begin to run off towards the direction of the courtyard. "I don't know what happened but he just went nuts. We tried to restrain him but I think he's trying to escape." He'd say before he would then lead her through to the courtyard where there were a bunch of guards on the ground and no Grodd. Seems like the ape had escaped...
But why? That was the question. Most likely Lawrence's work...
I stop dead when I see the courtyard: guards down and no Grodd. I swear under my breath.
āNoā¦ā
This doesnāt feel right. An hour ago he was exhausted, barely able to walk. Now Iām supposed to believe he suddenly fought his way through a yard full of guards? I donāt buy it. I crouch beside the nearest guard, checking them over as I scan the area for tracks, broken restraints⦠anything.
āTell me exactly what happened.ā
My eyes sweep the walls and every possible exit. Because right now, Iām not convinced this was an escape. Iām starting to think someone wanted it to look like one.
The guard that had lead her out to the courtyard would begin to explain. "We brought him out like usual. He usually just likes to get some sun but it wasn't even like five minutes before he went crazy! He broke his restraints and we tried to stop him but he was just so strong..." He'd say as he'd shake his head. "He ran off. You can see his tracks there." He pointed out to Grodd's large barefoot imprints. "He climbed up the wall." Another guard says. "That damn monkey almost killed me!" He'd say frustrated. "When you get em Batgirl, give em a punch for me will ya?" The guard would say as the other would then tell him. "Help the others up." He'd say before he would then turn to Batgirl.
I crouch beside one of the footprints for a second, studying it. Something still doesnāt add up. I stand and look at the wall.
āNobodyās punching anybody until I know what happened.ā
I glance at the guards.
āAn hour ago he could barely keep his eyes open.ā
I shake my head.
āThat kind of change doesnāt happen for no reason.ā
I fire my grapple toward the top of the wall.
āIām going after him.ā
I look back one last time.
āAnd nobody goes near Lawrence Whittaker.ā
I donāt wait for an answer. A second later Iām over the wall, following the trail as fast as I can. If Grodd really lost control, I need to stop him. If somebody made him lose control⦠then Iām about to find out who.
Grodd's large footprints were easy to follow. It was like the ape was on a mindless rampage. Clearly, someone had done something to the ape to make him want to escape, most likely Lawrence's doing. Making his way through the streets, the ape would crack the road below him with each jump and step he'd land. Huffing, groaning and breathing heavily the gorilla would then find himself staring off into the distance before he would bring a hand up to his head as he would groan loudly as a sharp pain hit his head. His veins on his forehead bulging slightly. It was the perfect moment for Batgirl to get close since he had stopped...
I slow down instead of charging straight at him. Heās stopped. Good. I keep my hands where he can see them.
āGrodd⦠Iām here.ā
My voice stays calm. I donāt move any closer yet. I watch the way heās holding his head: the pain, the way heās fighting something⦠Lawrence. It has to be.
āYou donāt need to run. Whatever he did to you, weāre going to figure it out.ā
I take one careful step forward and keep my eyes on him.
āFight him. Not me.ā
I tap the side of my own head and stay ready in case he lashes out, but I donāt reach for a weapon. Right now, I need him thinking and not fighting.
Grodd's gaze went towards Batgirl as the hulking gorilla would continue to wince as he'd bring both hands up to his head. "Ngh!" He'd let out as his eyes met hers. "Lot-" He'd begin before he would groan. "Easier said than done." He'd say before he would then begin to close his eyes as he'd scream out loud. Barefeet dug into the gravel as the ape would then begin to drop to his knees.
I grin at the screen of my phone when I get her answer.
Batwoman, if youāre too old for social media, then half of Gotham needs to delete their accounts.
I shake my head with a laugh.
And Batman⦠Oh, heās still Batman. Brooding, giving me that ābe carefulā speech every other patrol, acting like I havenāt been doing this for years. I give him a hard time right back. Itās only fair.
I smirk.
And Iām doing pretty good, thanks for asking. Busy as always. Gotham never seems to run out of weird, but I guess thatās what keeps life interesting. What about you?
Twist my arm, why don't you? I'm all too aware of the older Gothamites on websites like Facebook and Twitter, posting corny photos with even cornier captions. I can only hope I'm not going to be posting the same in a few years.
'Be careful.' At least he still tells you that. Last time I checked in I was on some 'three strike' count. It seems these days he tries to control every vigilante, anywhere.
And he's always been controlling, but I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up while I was on some off-world mission to give me a piece of his mind on what I do with 'his' symbol.
It's good that you're good. That's relieving to hear. I'm just investigating more of R.O.C. 's cults and the like. Dad's got some of his men monitoring the sanatorium Beth's in, just to be sure they don't go after her again.
The cult's always been annoying. From stabbing my heart to Alice. Can I be honest for a moment? I don't want them to keep going after my family. But they're anything but able to move on from B.
First of all, if I ever catch you posting a blurry selfie with āLiving my best life šā on it, you can bet Iām saving the screenshot.
I make the joke and pause for a second before getting serious.
And yep⦠Batman can be a lot. I love him, but sometimes I think he forgets weāre not recruits anymore.
As for the cult⦠that part just sucks. Nobody should have to keep looking over their shoulder wondering whoās next. You, Beth, your dad⦠thatās a lot to carry.
I rest my chin in my hand for a moment.
I get why youāre tired of it. Theyāre obsessed, and people like that donāt know when to quit. But you know what? Youāre still here. Every time theyāve tried to break you or your family, youāve gotten back up. That doesnāt make any of this okay, but it says something about you.ā
And if they think Gothamās Bat-family is just going to stand around while they come after one of our own, theyāre even crazier than I thought. Can I help you somehow?
And I will not be posting anything like that ever, I hope. If you do see that, just know some alien parasite's taken over, Batgirl.
I love him. Somewhat. Well, obviously, actually. Blood runs thicker than water. Family is family, even if it's a man with less than favourable negative traits mixed in with the good. Like... a very average granola, I suppose. There's good and the bad.
It does suck. Thanks for listening to me, I'm glad I can talk to someone other than off-loading to my father or Bruce, when he's particularly amicable.
They are obsessed. Awfully so, but I guess by now it's nothing I can't handle. As always, I was forged by fire, not anyone in particular. I'll take your words as a compliment, but endurance is something built into me.
Through every military training, through all of my father's training, I was taught to 'soldier up.' And when you serve, you serve for lifeā even long after you've retired. I'm always ready for a fight, and I won't plan on backing down any time soon. Enough creepy cults can keep bugging me, I'll hold my own.
I think, at least right now, there's not much you can do. You've got your priorities here in Gotham, I have my own. But thanks for offering, Batgirl.
Okay, if I ever see you posting one of those āLive, Laugh, Loveā quotes, Iām assuming an alienās taken over and Iām coming to rescue you.
And āaverage granolaā might be my new favorite way to describe Batman.
Iām really glad you told me all this. I know youāve been taught to keep moving no matter what gets thrown at you, and I know youāre more than capable of handling yourself. But you donāt always have to be the strong one. Even people like us deserve to put everything down for a little while.
So how about this? Next time weāre both free, come over and let me cook us lunch or dinner. Nothing complicate, just some good food, a quiet evening, and no masks, no patrols, no cults, and no Batman reminding us to be careful every five minutes.
I think itād be nice to just hang out for a change. No mission, no agenda. Just two Bat-women sharing a meal and catching up like family. The invitationās always open. Whenever you need a break, or even if you just feel like eating something that didnāt come out of a takeout box, you know where to find me.
That sounds like a dream for either of us. But.. if I ever am free enough to call you, and you come over, that'd be nice. I'll take you up on that offer, sometime, and let's hope it doesn't get interrupted by some crisis.
It would be nice to hang out. I'd like to try your cooking, mine isn't.. the best.
I really appreciate it. And I'll have you know if you ever need me, or if any of you do at the cave, I'll try my best to be available. Working with a team at the Belfryā even with the Colony, wasn't all so bad.
So.. yeah. Feel free to come over when we're both free. It'd be welcome. As much as being a cape is my life, there should be a balance.
Tell the Bat I say hi. Maybe I should come over to the Manor sometime, too.
Now youāve gone and made it official. You said youād take me up on it, so Iām holding you to that. And if a crisis interrupts dinner, weāll just throw the leftovers in the fridge, go save the day and come back to them later. Gotham can wait five more minutes while we reheat dinner.
Iām really looking forward to it. I like cooking when I get the chance, especially if itās for family. Actually⦠whatās your favorite dish? If Iām inviting you over, I might as well make something you really enjoy. I canāt promise itāll be restaurant quality, but I promise itāll be made with a lot more care than anything weād grab between patrols.
And thanks. It means a lot knowing youād be there if any of us needed you. I hope it never comes to that, but itās nice knowing weāve always got each otherās backs. You should definitely come by the Manor sometime. We all spend so much time running around that we forget weāre allowed to just exist together once in a while.
Iāll tell Batman you said hi. I might even leave out the part where you called him average granola. Depends on how many lectures he gives me before then.
So think about that favorite meal of yours. Youāve officially got a standing invitation and Iād love to make it for you.
Gotham can wait. That is something more heroes need to take to heart, seriously.
I'm glad you like cooking. I can follow a recipe fine, I enjoy it as I do it but it's not my passion. Not like playing guitar or fighting crime. And my favorite dish? That's a hard question. Nothing in particular, but I like things with lots of flavor, if that helps. Spices.
Of course I'd be there. Even though I can't say I really am there all the timeā it's more than likely I'm in another country for months at a time, I think of you all as family. Or, well, whatever's closest to it. And we have to keep each-others' backs, even when we tend to be pit against each-other.
I had a feeling youād give me an answer like that. So⦠lots of flavor and spices. Good to know. Although I should warn you I usually cook pretty light. Lots of veggies, grilled chicken or fish⦠fresh stuff like that. My stomach and really spicy food donāt always get along, so I donāt go too crazy with the seasoning.
But⦠I can make an exception. If Iām cooking for you, Iāll happily turn the spice level up a few notches. Iāll just make sure I keep a milder serving for myself.
And guitar over cooking, huh? Fair enough. We all have our thing.
Donāt worry about being halfway around the world. Family isnāt about being in the same place every day. Itās knowing that if one of us calls, the others will do everything they can to answer. So I really appreciate you saying that. It goes both ways.
And youāre welcome. I think we could all use a reminder weāre allowed to have dinner together once in a while instead of meeting on rooftops or in the middle of some disaster. And if Gotham behaves itself for just one night, maybe weāll even get to eat it while itās still hot.
Hey, my stomach and I made a deal a long time ago. I donāt push it too hard and it lets me keep running across rooftops. But donāt worry, I can still make food with plenty of flavor without setting either of us on fire.
You play in bars? I didnāt know that, and thatās actually really cool! Kinda love the idea of you playing guitar before heading out on patrol! Sounds like a good way to clear your head.
And Iām looking forward to that dinner too. Iām just thinking⦠since youāre making this easy by saying youāll eat anything⦠is there actually something you donāt like? Any food you absolutely wonāt touch? Figure I should probably know before I start planning a menu. You know, Iād hate to spend an hour cooking only to find out I accidentally picked the one thing you canāt stand.
I trust your cooking will be flavourful. No worries here. I imagine you cook for yourself often? I really just get pad Thai typically or order in. I'm still down to hear about what you cool, though.
And I do! Just on the nights when I have time for it. It is something to clear my head, yeah. Do you do anything like that?
Something I won't touch? Eh, fine. Rare enough, but pomegranate isn't my favorite. I doubt you'd be using any though, haha. Thanks for asking. Really, anything's great except anything with pomegranates.
Okay, thatās actually good to know, because Iāve used pomegranate in salads before. Every now and then Iāll throw some in with spinach, walnuts and feta. But donāt worry, Iāll keep the pomegranate far away from your plate.
The weekends are a different story. If I actually get a quieter one, thatās when I like spending more time in the kitchen. Iāll try a new recipe, bake something or make a proper meal instead of rushing through it. I guess cookingās one of those things that helps me slow my brain down for a bit. Itās nice to focus on something that doesnāt involve chasing criminals.
As for hobbies⦠to be honest, I donāt get nearly enough time for them. You mustāve guessed I read everything I can when I can, and every now and then Iāll find a little time to bake or cook just because I want to, not because I need dinner.
So now Iām curious. If you get pad Thai all the time, am I gonna have to convince you thereās life beyond takeout?
I've had pomegranate salads a lot, too. They were Beth's favorite, back in the.. You know, what, nevermind. I should stop making the mood so sullen, with all the talk of the R.O.C and everything.
Hey⦠you donāt have to apologize for talking about Beth. Iām the one who asked about food. If a memory comes with it, then it comes with it. Besides, not every memory has to ruin the mood. If pomegranate reminds you of her, Iād rather hear the good memories than pretend they never happened. And for what itās worth, I promise I wonāt put any in your salad.
And yep⦠I get what you mean about the butler thing. I wasnāt raised with an Alfred either. My mom died when I was really little, so it was mostly just me and my dad growing up. He did his best and I learned to take care of myself pretty early. Cooking kind of became part of that.
So donāt worry if itās not your thing. You can bring the guitar stories and Iāll handle the cooking. I think thatās a pretty fair trade.
Ah, mhm. We both have people we've lost. And ways we adapt to that, of course. You found your way with cooking. I found it in my studies, I'd say. School was my whole life after I lost Beth and Mom.
It is a fair trade. As always, I love the offer and will call you over as soon as I can manage it, after I sift through these cases. I'm sure you're busy too, with patrols. You're still Oracle on the side too, right? That's a lot of work.
See? Now youāve got lunch plans. Itāll be nice seeing you in broad daylight for a change. No rooftops, no chasing anyone, no trying to have a conversation while somebodyās throwing smoke bombs at us.
And⦠thanks for telling me that. I think we all end up finding something to hold onto after we lose people. Yours was your studies. Mine ended up being cooking, books and⦠well⦠putting on a cape. I donāt think thereās a right or wrong way to get through it. We just do the best we can.
And yep, Iām pretty busy. Library during the day, Batgirl whenever Gotham decides to be Gotham. As for Oracle⦠these days Iām just Babs and Batgirl, and to be honest, thatās more than enough to keep me on my toes.
It'll be nice seeing you, too. Without having to jump up to stop a mugger or swing over to where the Batsignal's been lighted, hah.
I think.. all of us, in this vigilante business, tend to wear capes for those we've lost. So it doesn't happen again, so no one ever feels the same, and... so, in some way, we can make them proud. We do the best we can, and maybe being a vigilante is far from the best, but it's better than sitting and falling deeper into the drink. It's far better than nothing.
Mhm. I guess both are a lot. Even just being Batwoman is all-consuming a lot of the time.
Iām looking forward to it. And if the Batsignal goes up halfway through lunch⦠naaah, thatās impossible.
I think youāre right. We all carry someone with us when we put the suit on. Different people, different stories, but theyāre there. I donāt know if weād make them proud every single day. We all mess up. We all have nights where we wonder if we did enough. But I do know we keep showing up. We keep trying. I think that counts for something.
Youāre right about one thing too: sitting still never really suited either of us. So weāll keep doing what we do and every once in a while weāll remember to be normal people for an hour or two.
Impossible. If only. I'm sure it won't happen, though. But.. nothing's impossible in Gotham, it seems.
It does count for something. Enduring, staying strong, it's the best thing anyone can do. The strongest thing anyone can do, in my opinion. It's soldiering on. 'Never give up' is cheesy, but it's true.
Yeah. It's settled, then. You'll get your rain check if the world ends, but I think we're going to have that lunch and dinner all checked out.
Now youāve said it out loud, so we kind of have to make it happen. And to be honest, I think Gotham owes us one quiet meal after everything itās put us through.
I like what you said about enduring. Not because itās easy, but because itās real. Sometimes being strong isnāt throwing the hardest punch. Sometimes itās just getting up the next morning and doing it all over again. And thatās what we do: we keep going.
Open RP: Metropolis Office W-GBS News Reopening Party
Please, before reacting/responding, read the piece in full as there are several different 'rooms' up, such as: the cocktail hall (this post), the dining room (link), the terrace (link) and the silent auction (link).
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GBS News had spared no expense for the event. From the very entrance hall that had been decorated with a backdrop in their colours and with their logo where people were photographed or pulled aside for short interviews, to the burgundy carpet guiding guests straight to the cocktail hall.
The hall's decoration had been kept minimalist and functional, clearly a space made for professional needs first. But the whole thing still managed to look welcoming and tasteful, with a stage at the very rear and a bar with an art deco inspiration on the left, tended by several people of different genders but all wearing the exact same outfit. Black pants held by black suspenders, and a white button up with rolled up sleeves and a black tie. Meanwhile, other people dressed the exact same way except that their sleeves were rolled down and they were long black aprons were going around the room with trays to offer different amuse bouches, prepped to clarify on allergens and ingredients to accomodate dietary restrictions.
Eventually, as people started to fill the room, M. Matthew Matheson appeared on the large stage, beginning his very short address to the guests:
āGood evening everyone. As some of you might know, and others might not, my name is M. Matthew Matheson and I am a News Anchor on W-GBS News, as well as Managing Editor of News Nights. I, I have always taken great pride in the work we did, believing, no, knowing, it was important to inform people, to speak about what was important and to shed lights on issues that should not remain obfuscated. This is what journalism is about right? When I got into this position, I got in with the following mindset: People will want the news if you give it to them with integrity. Not everybody, not even a lot of people, maybe 5%. But a 5% that'll make a difference. Because I believed journalist needed to be reclaimed as an honorable profession. Especially on tv. So we worked, we worked on creating a nightly newscast that informs a debate worthy of a great nation. Civility, respect, and a return to what's important; the death of bitchiness; the death of gossip and voyeurism; the will to speak truth to stupid. No target audience, no demographic, just good work. When GBS News started to climb back on top, to re-establish ourselves and become a national powerhouse, I was terrified. We'd gone well beyond the 5%. But I remember a call with a colleague, an old man named Perry White, some of you might have heard of him, he told me I was idiot, and I said sure, but why? And he responded: where does it say that a good news show or good tv channel can't be popular? And I remember being at loss of words, which, you can ask anyone who knows me, doesn't happen often. Today, GBS News is taking another fresh start, and all I have to say is, let's keep being us, let's keep our honour, and our integrity and our will, and let's do good with the might we've acquired. Let's be great, let's be us. For the people who we've lost doing exactly that and for those who've grown to place their trust in us, to do exactly that. To W-GBS news! And to all the people working here, making it what it is! Now I think I've taken enough of your time, so please help yourself to the food, keep any smoking or God forbid vaping to our terrace, and don't forget to participate to the silent auction! All the funds will be donated Metropolis Brown Library! Thank you very much, this was M. Matthew Matheson who clearly can't wait to be back on tv!"
With those final words, the news anchor disappeared backstage and was soon replaced by a modern jazz quartet. Eventually though, Matheson reappeared amongst the crowd of the cocktail party, ready to make his round.
Cocktail Hall (you are here) | Dining Room | Silent Auction Room | Terrace
I step through the entrance, smile for a couple of photos because thereās really no escaping that part and then make my way inside. The place looks nice without trying too hard. Clean, classy, expensive. It definitely feels more like a newsroom throwing a party than a party pretending to be a newsroom.
I take a slow lap around the room. Old habit. I like knowing where everything is before I settle anywhere. Stage in the back. Bar off to the left. Staff weaving through the crowd with trays of tiny snacks that somehow look too pretty to eat. One of them offers me a tray and I grab a small bite after making sure thereās nothing in it thatāll wreck my meal plan. Even at a fancy party, Iām not about to lose a fight to hidden cream cheese.
I glance toward the stage where the jazz band has already started playing. Itās good background music. Loud enough to fill the room, quiet enough that people can still talk without yelling over it. The speech sticks with me too. I spend enough nights chasing people who lie for a living to appreciate hearing someone stand up and talk about telling the truth instead. Thatās worth something.
I smooth a glove over my cape, adjust the cowl just a little and keep walking through the room at an easy pace. Every few steps I recognize another face from TV, newspapers or one of Gothamās charity galas. Different city, same type of people.
Then my eyes land on the silent auction tables. A fundraiser for a library? Yeah⦠now that gets my attention. I head that way with a grin already creeping onto my face. If somebody expects me to walk past books without stopping, they clearly donāt know me very well.
Crantini number three Lois says to herself as she picks up the drink from the server's tray. She shoves some cheese-ball-appetizer-thing in her mouth before grabbing a second. She would never pass up an offering of cheese.
The striking cut of a woman strutting towards the silent auction caught her eye. She would know that gait anywhere. "Babs?" She calls out.
I stop just before the auction tables. That voice. I glance over my shoulder and spot Lois. It takes me about half a second to realize what she just called me, and my eyes widen just a tiny bit before I cover it with a grin. I walk over without making a scene, keeping my voice low enough that it doesnāt carry.
āEasy, Ms. Lane⦠youāre gonna have me answering to āBatgirlā for the rest of the night if weāre not careful.ā
I say with a quiet laugh and hook a thumb toward the crowd around us.
āWalls have ears. Newsrooms probably have even better ones.ā
My attention flicks to the drink in her hand and then the cheese disappearing almost as quickly.
āHow many already?ā
I ask with a smirk.
āEither this partyās treating you well or youāre stress-testing the open bar.ā
I glance back toward the auction display for a second.
āAnd I was just about to get distracted by a fundraiser for a library. Thatās practically cheating when Iām around.ā
I fold my arms loosely, cape settling behind me, and ask with a smile.
āSo⦠you surviving the party so far or are you already looking for an excuse to escape?ā
"Sorry," Lois whispered. She raised an eyebrow as sipped her martini. If the woman only knew. But this wasn't a newsroom. This was the belly of the beast. And everyone here was more wrapped up in their own ego to pay attention.
"Three," she shrugged. The bartenders were pouring strong but nothing her natural tolerance couldn't handle. Seven more and Clark would have to carry her out. "You know no bar can handle a Lois Lane Stress-Test."
Lois nodded about the library.
"If I had a choice between being here or crawling into bed with Jon to read him a bedtime story..." She would always choose her son first.
"But what about you?" She nodded her head indicating the costume. "Please don't tell me they hired you for some weird clown show." She dropped her voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
āI believe that. If any bar can survive a Lois Lane stress-test, itās earned a medal.ā
Then I grin at the idea of them hiring me.
āOh, yeah. They hired me to pull rabbits out of my cape and make balloon animals. Is something about my batsuit wrong, Ms. Lane?ā
I pause a few seconds before shaking my cowled head.
āNah. Iām just here as a guest.ā
I glance around the room, my smile softening a little.
āAfter everything that happened here a few months ago⦠I ended up helping get a few people out during the attacks. Mara Feig was one of them.ā
My eyes drift across the room for a moment before settling back on Lois and I shrug.
āI guess somebody at GBS remembered. And when the invitation came, I asked if I could attend as Batgirl. Itās a lot easier than trying to explain why Barbara Gordon suddenly has an invitation to a GBS event. You might say the charity auction for the library was a perfect excuse, but I promise you I had no idea this was gonna happen.ā
A small smile appears onto my face and I fold my arms loosely as I glance toward the crowd.
āBesides, itās nice getting invited somewhere that doesnāt end with someone trying to gas the room or steal a priceless artifact. Although Iām still keeping my fingers crossed that tonight stays boring.ā
"Wait. Back up a minute..." Being the only civilian member of the Justice League was something that Lois guarded with her life. She was the first and only line of defense against the public. The amount of stories she had to kill or help debunk of identities getting out used to be a daily occurrence.
I blink at her for a second before shaking my head.
āNo, no. You completely misunderstood me. Nobody here knows who I really am. Youāre still in a very exclusive club.ā
I keep my voice low as I motion around the room.
āWhen the attacks happened, I was here as Batgirl. I helped get people out, including Mara Feig. So the invitation was for Batgirl, not Barbara Gordon. When they reached out, I just asked if they were okay with me showing up in the mask. It saves me from having to explain why Barbara Gordon suddenly has a reason to be at a GBS News reopening.ā
A grin spreads across my face.
āAnd it keeps my dad from wondering why his daughter somehow knows half the people in this room.ā
I lean in just a little.
āSo, no panic. My secretās still a secret.ā
I pause for a few seconds before adding with a completely straight face.
āBesides, if you told anyone, Iād have to kidnap you⦠okay, actually, youāre Lois Lane. Youāre probably getting a little tired of being kidnapped.ā
I sigh dramatically.
āSo I guess Iād have to go with the other option.ā
The corner of my mouth curls into a grin before I ruin the act with a quiet laugh.
āKidding. Please donāt make me explain to your husband why I threatened his wife over a martini.ā
The amount of times Lois' life had been on the line would've cracked a normal person's brain to smithereens. Instead she made sure a dish never broke in her presence. "Yes... my husband..." She gulped the rest of her drink down.
She looped her arm with Batgirl's, leading her into the silent auction room. "Tell me more about this Mara Feig."
"We were lucky that you were in town." Lois said conversationally. "Any leads on who the perpetrator was?"
As they strolled by the items for auction Lois put down some of her own bids but was looking for one name in particular. If she found it, she outbid them.
Now that I think about it, if the rogues gallery were characters in the Elder Scrolls games then Poison Ivy would just be a lore accurate wood elf.
You know what? I hate how much sense that makes š
Now Iām picturing Ivy giving people a three-hour lecture on why the cityās landscaping is an ecological disaster while refusing to touch bread because itās made from plants. Somehow Gotham always finds a way to turn a normal fantasy comparison into āyep⦠sheād actually do thatā.
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ā Must you plant your nose so firmly where it doesn't belong? ā A deep purr sounded from a nearby alley, the tongue it rolled from darting out to lap up any remaining blood from green tinged lips. ā You're a little late on the intervention, Batgirl. ā
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I slow to a stop at the mouth of the alley, my boots scraping against the pavement as I look over the dark passage. My cape settles behind me while my eyes flick over every shadow, every fire escape, every place someone could be hiding. I fold my arms with a small shake of my head.
āYou make it sound like I need an appointment before I stop someone from leaving a trail of blood behind.ā
I take a few careful steps into the alley, keeping my guard up. My gaze catches on the faint smear of blood, and I crouch for a second to check it before looking back up.
āAnd yeah, maybe Iām late. That just means you had a head start, not that you got away with anything.ā
I straighten up, planting my hands on my hips as I scan the rooftops and the narrow path ahead.
āSo hereās the deal: you can keep giving me creepy little alley speeches or you can tell me who got hurt and save me some detective work.ā
I shrug as a grin tugs at the corner of my mouth.
āEither way, Iām still gonna stick my nose where it doesnāt belong.ā
I tap the yellow bat emblem on my chest with a gloved finger.
ā Look at you.. ā The purr deepened into something almost categorised as fond, though a smirk of her own lay beneath the sickly sweetness. One may perhaps draw similarities to a feline taking pity upon a rodent, watching the little creature attempt a show of bravery before the inevitable end of it's life between the predators jaws. ā A little seedling making demands, isn't that just darling. ā
Curling around the edges of the buildings marking the lonely alley, her vines sought out the other body in the dark -- though this one still breathed, they longed for a taste, itching to know what, exactly, a bat would feel like trapped within their confines.
A moment later, just long enough for the viciously floral scent to settle in the air, Ivy stepped out from where she'd stood, fingers coated in blood not yet dried. Despite her tone, the pair of eyes that seemed to watch the Batgirls every move carried a look of absolute boredom. It was a known fact to most that the eco-terrorist had a strong disliking -- or rather.. a strong hatred -- for humankind, but the difference between the words that fell from her tongue, and the pools of deepest green that stared into the vigilantes soul, was jarring.
ā Why, pray tell, would I wish to assist you in any way? You and your sort have a nasty habit of.. interfering. ā
The second I catch movement, I shift my stance. My shoulders square, one boot slides back and I keep my eyes locked on the figure stepping out of the shadows. The smell hits me a second later. Sweet. Way too sweet. My nose wrinkles under the cowl. Then I notice the blood. I donāt flinch, but my jaw tightens.
My gaze drops for the briefest second as something brushes against my boot. Vines. I step back before they can get a proper grip, keeping my distance instead of letting myself get boxed in.
āYeah, I interfere.ā
I say with a shrug.
āFunny how that keeps happening whenever someoneās walking around with blood on their hands.ā
I slowly circle to my left, looking for open space instead of letting myself get trapped against the wall. One hand hangs near my utility belt, ready if things go sideways, but I donāt reach for anything yet.
āAs for helping me, I wasnāt counting on it.ā
I glance at the blood again and then back up.
āBut somebodyās bleeding, and Iām guessing it wasnāt an accident. So Iām gonna ask one more time.ā
I stop moving and plant my feet.
āWho did you hurt?ā
My voice stays calm, even if every instinct is telling me this conversation could turn into a fight any second.
ā Hm. ā Bare feet began carefully moving forward, stepping between the vines that eagerly glided over the cool concrete. As she walked, one arm had lifted, allowing for her tongue to drag itself along green tinted flesh stained crimson with the sticky remains of an unnamed soul, slowly clearing a path from elbow to wrist. Her eyelids fluttered, savouring the metallic taste as it filled her mouth, the warmth surprising her even now.
ā Nobody of noteable worth. ā She breathed, gaze lazily flitting to the little nook she'd emerged from before returning to her beloathed vigilante. ā Nobody even remotely satisfactory -- though he deserved what he got. ā
Mirroring the motions of the wet muscle that worked to clean up the plant mother's fingers, a particularly daring vine had begun to wrap itself around the Batgirl's ankle, the tip gently prodding at her leg.
ā Interesting.. ā A quiet murmur, spoken so softly that the vines shivered in response, ā The little one seems to like you. ā
And, judging by the curve of her lips, that didn't sound like a good thing.
I follow the trail of blood with my eyes for a second, trying to judge how much there is without taking my attention off the person in front of me. My stomach sinks, but I donāt let it show.
āNobodyās ānobodyā. Maybe they made bad choices. Maybe they didnāt. Doesnāt mean they stop mattering.ā
I say, my voice flat. Then something brushes against my boot. I glance down just long enough to see a vine winding around my ankle.
āYeah⦠thatās not happening.ā
I twist my foot, pulling free before it can tighten. Then I take two quick steps back into a patch of open pavement. My cape swings behind me as I keep moving instead of letting myself get cornered. I keep one hand hovering near my utility belt now.
āIāve dealt with enough killer plants to know they donāt usually ask permission.ā
I look past the vines for a split second, checking the alley for anyone else who might still be alive before bringing my attention right back.
āSo hereās where weāre at.ā
I plant my feet, keeping plenty of space between us.
āThereās blood all over you, someoneās missing and your gardenās trying to grab me. Thatās three pretty good reasons for me to stay exactly where I am.ā
I give a small shrug.
āIf your little friend likes me that much, itās gonna have to admire me from a distance.ā
I grin at the screen of my phone when I get her answer.
Batwoman, if youāre too old for social media, then half of Gotham needs to delete their accounts.
I shake my head with a laugh.
And Batman⦠Oh, heās still Batman. Brooding, giving me that ābe carefulā speech every other patrol, acting like I havenāt been doing this for years. I give him a hard time right back. Itās only fair.
I smirk.
And Iām doing pretty good, thanks for asking. Busy as always. Gotham never seems to run out of weird, but I guess thatās what keeps life interesting. What about you?
Twist my arm, why don't you? I'm all too aware of the older Gothamites on websites like Facebook and Twitter, posting corny photos with even cornier captions. I can only hope I'm not going to be posting the same in a few years.
'Be careful.' At least he still tells you that. Last time I checked in I was on some 'three strike' count. It seems these days he tries to control every vigilante, anywhere.
And he's always been controlling, but I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up while I was on some off-world mission to give me a piece of his mind on what I do with 'his' symbol.
It's good that you're good. That's relieving to hear. I'm just investigating more of R.O.C. 's cults and the like. Dad's got some of his men monitoring the sanatorium Beth's in, just to be sure they don't go after her again.
The cult's always been annoying. From stabbing my heart to Alice. Can I be honest for a moment? I don't want them to keep going after my family. But they're anything but able to move on from B.
First of all, if I ever catch you posting a blurry selfie with āLiving my best life šā on it, you can bet Iām saving the screenshot.
I make the joke and pause for a second before getting serious.
And yep⦠Batman can be a lot. I love him, but sometimes I think he forgets weāre not recruits anymore.
As for the cult⦠that part just sucks. Nobody should have to keep looking over their shoulder wondering whoās next. You, Beth, your dad⦠thatās a lot to carry.
I rest my chin in my hand for a moment.
I get why youāre tired of it. Theyāre obsessed, and people like that donāt know when to quit. But you know what? Youāre still here. Every time theyāve tried to break you or your family, youāve gotten back up. That doesnāt make any of this okay, but it says something about you.ā
And if they think Gothamās Bat-family is just going to stand around while they come after one of our own, theyāre even crazier than I thought. Can I help you somehow?
And I will not be posting anything like that ever, I hope. If you do see that, just know some alien parasite's taken over, Batgirl.
I love him. Somewhat. Well, obviously, actually. Blood runs thicker than water. Family is family, even if it's a man with less than favourable negative traits mixed in with the good. Like... a very average granola, I suppose. There's good and the bad.
It does suck. Thanks for listening to me, I'm glad I can talk to someone other than off-loading to my father or Bruce, when he's particularly amicable.
They are obsessed. Awfully so, but I guess by now it's nothing I can't handle. As always, I was forged by fire, not anyone in particular. I'll take your words as a compliment, but endurance is something built into me.
Through every military training, through all of my father's training, I was taught to 'soldier up.' And when you serve, you serve for lifeā even long after you've retired. I'm always ready for a fight, and I won't plan on backing down any time soon. Enough creepy cults can keep bugging me, I'll hold my own.
I think, at least right now, there's not much you can do. You've got your priorities here in Gotham, I have my own. But thanks for offering, Batgirl.
Okay, if I ever see you posting one of those āLive, Laugh, Loveā quotes, Iām assuming an alienās taken over and Iām coming to rescue you.
And āaverage granolaā might be my new favorite way to describe Batman.
Iām really glad you told me all this. I know youāve been taught to keep moving no matter what gets thrown at you, and I know youāre more than capable of handling yourself. But you donāt always have to be the strong one. Even people like us deserve to put everything down for a little while.
So how about this? Next time weāre both free, come over and let me cook us lunch or dinner. Nothing complicate, just some good food, a quiet evening, and no masks, no patrols, no cults, and no Batman reminding us to be careful every five minutes.
I think itād be nice to just hang out for a change. No mission, no agenda. Just two Bat-women sharing a meal and catching up like family. The invitationās always open. Whenever you need a break, or even if you just feel like eating something that didnāt come out of a takeout box, you know where to find me.
That sounds like a dream for either of us. But.. if I ever am free enough to call you, and you come over, that'd be nice. I'll take you up on that offer, sometime, and let's hope it doesn't get interrupted by some crisis.
It would be nice to hang out. I'd like to try your cooking, mine isn't.. the best.
I really appreciate it. And I'll have you know if you ever need me, or if any of you do at the cave, I'll try my best to be available. Working with a team at the Belfryā even with the Colony, wasn't all so bad.
So.. yeah. Feel free to come over when we're both free. It'd be welcome. As much as being a cape is my life, there should be a balance.
Tell the Bat I say hi. Maybe I should come over to the Manor sometime, too.
Now youāve gone and made it official. You said youād take me up on it, so Iām holding you to that. And if a crisis interrupts dinner, weāll just throw the leftovers in the fridge, go save the day and come back to them later. Gotham can wait five more minutes while we reheat dinner.
Iām really looking forward to it. I like cooking when I get the chance, especially if itās for family. Actually⦠whatās your favorite dish? If Iām inviting you over, I might as well make something you really enjoy. I canāt promise itāll be restaurant quality, but I promise itāll be made with a lot more care than anything weād grab between patrols.
And thanks. It means a lot knowing youād be there if any of us needed you. I hope it never comes to that, but itās nice knowing weāve always got each otherās backs. You should definitely come by the Manor sometime. We all spend so much time running around that we forget weāre allowed to just exist together once in a while.
Iāll tell Batman you said hi. I might even leave out the part where you called him average granola. Depends on how many lectures he gives me before then.
So think about that favorite meal of yours. Youāve officially got a standing invitation and Iād love to make it for you.
Gotham can wait. That is something more heroes need to take to heart, seriously.
I'm glad you like cooking. I can follow a recipe fine, I enjoy it as I do it but it's not my passion. Not like playing guitar or fighting crime. And my favorite dish? That's a hard question. Nothing in particular, but I like things with lots of flavor, if that helps. Spices.
Of course I'd be there. Even though I can't say I really am there all the timeā it's more than likely I'm in another country for months at a time, I think of you all as family. Or, well, whatever's closest to it. And we have to keep each-others' backs, even when we tend to be pit against each-other.
I had a feeling youād give me an answer like that. So⦠lots of flavor and spices. Good to know. Although I should warn you I usually cook pretty light. Lots of veggies, grilled chicken or fish⦠fresh stuff like that. My stomach and really spicy food donāt always get along, so I donāt go too crazy with the seasoning.
But⦠I can make an exception. If Iām cooking for you, Iāll happily turn the spice level up a few notches. Iāll just make sure I keep a milder serving for myself.
And guitar over cooking, huh? Fair enough. We all have our thing.
Donāt worry about being halfway around the world. Family isnāt about being in the same place every day. Itās knowing that if one of us calls, the others will do everything they can to answer. So I really appreciate you saying that. It goes both ways.
And youāre welcome. I think we could all use a reminder weāre allowed to have dinner together once in a while instead of meeting on rooftops or in the middle of some disaster. And if Gotham behaves itself for just one night, maybe weāll even get to eat it while itās still hot.
Hey, my stomach and I made a deal a long time ago. I donāt push it too hard and it lets me keep running across rooftops. But donāt worry, I can still make food with plenty of flavor without setting either of us on fire.
You play in bars? I didnāt know that, and thatās actually really cool! Kinda love the idea of you playing guitar before heading out on patrol! Sounds like a good way to clear your head.
And Iām looking forward to that dinner too. Iām just thinking⦠since youāre making this easy by saying youāll eat anything⦠is there actually something you donāt like? Any food you absolutely wonāt touch? Figure I should probably know before I start planning a menu. You know, Iād hate to spend an hour cooking only to find out I accidentally picked the one thing you canāt stand.
I trust your cooking will be flavourful. No worries here. I imagine you cook for yourself often? I really just get pad Thai typically or order in. I'm still down to hear about what you cool, though.
And I do! Just on the nights when I have time for it. It is something to clear my head, yeah. Do you do anything like that?
Something I won't touch? Eh, fine. Rare enough, but pomegranate isn't my favorite. I doubt you'd be using any though, haha. Thanks for asking. Really, anything's great except anything with pomegranates.
Okay, thatās actually good to know, because Iāve used pomegranate in salads before. Every now and then Iāll throw some in with spinach, walnuts and feta. But donāt worry, Iāll keep the pomegranate far away from your plate.
The weekends are a different story. If I actually get a quieter one, thatās when I like spending more time in the kitchen. Iāll try a new recipe, bake something or make a proper meal instead of rushing through it. I guess cookingās one of those things that helps me slow my brain down for a bit. Itās nice to focus on something that doesnāt involve chasing criminals.
As for hobbies⦠to be honest, I donāt get nearly enough time for them. You mustāve guessed I read everything I can when I can, and every now and then Iāll find a little time to bake or cook just because I want to, not because I need dinner.
So now Iām curious. If you get pad Thai all the time, am I gonna have to convince you thereās life beyond takeout?
I've had pomegranate salads a lot, too. They were Beth's favorite, back in the.. You know, what, nevermind. I should stop making the mood so sullen, with all the talk of the R.O.C and everything.
Hey⦠you donāt have to apologize for talking about Beth. Iām the one who asked about food. If a memory comes with it, then it comes with it. Besides, not every memory has to ruin the mood. If pomegranate reminds you of her, Iād rather hear the good memories than pretend they never happened. And for what itās worth, I promise I wonāt put any in your salad.
And yep⦠I get what you mean about the butler thing. I wasnāt raised with an Alfred either. My mom died when I was really little, so it was mostly just me and my dad growing up. He did his best and I learned to take care of myself pretty early. Cooking kind of became part of that.
So donāt worry if itās not your thing. You can bring the guitar stories and Iāll handle the cooking. I think thatās a pretty fair trade.
Ah, mhm. We both have people we've lost. And ways we adapt to that, of course. You found your way with cooking. I found it in my studies, I'd say. School was my whole life after I lost Beth and Mom.
It is a fair trade. As always, I love the offer and will call you over as soon as I can manage it, after I sift through these cases. I'm sure you're busy too, with patrols. You're still Oracle on the side too, right? That's a lot of work.
See? Now youāve got lunch plans. Itāll be nice seeing you in broad daylight for a change. No rooftops, no chasing anyone, no trying to have a conversation while somebodyās throwing smoke bombs at us.
And⦠thanks for telling me that. I think we all end up finding something to hold onto after we lose people. Yours was your studies. Mine ended up being cooking, books and⦠well⦠putting on a cape. I donāt think thereās a right or wrong way to get through it. We just do the best we can.
And yep, Iām pretty busy. Library during the day, Batgirl whenever Gotham decides to be Gotham. As for Oracle⦠these days Iām just Babs and Batgirl, and to be honest, thatās more than enough to keep me on my toes.
It'll be nice seeing you, too. Without having to jump up to stop a mugger or swing over to where the Batsignal's been lighted, hah.
I think.. all of us, in this vigilante business, tend to wear capes for those we've lost. So it doesn't happen again, so no one ever feels the same, and... so, in some way, we can make them proud. We do the best we can, and maybe being a vigilante is far from the best, but it's better than sitting and falling deeper into the drink. It's far better than nothing.
Mhm. I guess both are a lot. Even just being Batwoman is all-consuming a lot of the time.
Iām looking forward to it. And if the Batsignal goes up halfway through lunch⦠naaah, thatās impossible.
I think youāre right. We all carry someone with us when we put the suit on. Different people, different stories, but theyāre there. I donāt know if weād make them proud every single day. We all mess up. We all have nights where we wonder if we did enough. But I do know we keep showing up. We keep trying. I think that counts for something.
Youāre right about one thing too: sitting still never really suited either of us. So weāll keep doing what we do and every once in a while weāll remember to be normal people for an hour or two.