I don’t like being called ‘little Bat’. I don’t say it, though. One look at her is enough to tell me that arguing over a nickname probably isn’t the smartest move right now. She’s huge, broad-shouldered and built like she could fold me in half if she really wanted to. So I keep that particular thought to myself. Instead, I look around: the trees, the abandoned gas station, the road disappearing into all that overgrown mess… none of it looks familiar. Everything about this place feels wrong.
“Okay… here’s the thing.”
I glance back toward the road.
“The last thing I remember, I was outside Gotham following a clue. I was on a road, checking a lead, and then…”
I trail off, trying to piece it together.
I pull out my phone and check it again, even though I already know what I’m going to find. No signal. No GPS. Nothing.
“To be honest, I’m not totally sure how I ended up here, ma’am.”
“So, yep… pretty normal night for me: following a lead, losing my GPS and ending up in the middle of nowhere talking to a woman with glowing eyes who apparently hangs around abandoned gas stations.”
I take a few steps closer, but keep enough distance between us to react if things suddenly go sideways.
“As for the justice thing… I try. Gotham has plenty of people who could use a little justice.”
My eyes move over the soot covering her arms before returning to those strange, glowing eyes.
“But you seem to know a lot about me already. That’s the part I’m more interested in.”
“You called me Bat. You knew I was looking for something. And you knew exactly what kind of person I am before I said much of anything.”
I glance down the empty highway again.
“So before we get into the whole ‘righteousness clings to you’ stuff, can you tell me where the hell I am?”
I gesture toward the road.
“Because this definitely isn’t Gotham. And unless Gotham suddenly grew about a hundred miles of creepy forest and abandoned gas stations overnight, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.”
I pause, looking back at her.
“And please don’t tell me I’m somewhere I can’t get back from. I’ve already had enough weird road trips for one lifetime.”