#crito

Guys I had my second class with a new professor - we’re studying The Last Days of Socrates, Crito specifically at the moment. It’s a really small class and I don’t think my meds have kicked in yet. I had no filter. I called Crito and Socrates the Johnlock of Ancient Greek philosophy. My professor (woman in her mid fifties) didn’t know what that meant. I then went on to explain canon, headcanons, and fanon to her. Y’all at the end of class she wrote them on the board and we went over the meanings again. I am a menace to society.

So apparently Socrates’ friend’s (Crito’s) son kissed his lover’s (Alcibiades’) son and he scolded him for it. Which is hilariously hypocritical.