Dorksquad headcanons lightning round!
- Feeds stray cats around the city and sneaks them into his room during storms (Koko has walked in to her son’s room full of random cats more than once).
- Either shy to the point he’ll let someone beat him up or an absolutely menace to society and there is no in between.
- Trained at Dareth’s dojo as a kid (it was the only place that would actually take him, though Dareth did have to give the kid private lessons when nobody else was around)
- Has successfully gotten himself banned from every coffee shop in the city due to his antics when overloaded with caffeine.
- Due to the above he is a shockingly good barista. He’s got a whole notebook of his own recipes for various coffee drinks.
- Has a 6th sense à la show!Zane from an incident where, dazed on caffeine, Kai broke into The Bounty and started eating Wu’s “secret pocky stash” (it was his prophetic incense).
- Shortest fuse of the Dorksquad and has landed in detention multiple times for beating someone up in Lloyd’s defense.
- Has an internship at Borg Tower and works closely on technological projects with Pixal (or “Pel” as most people call her).
- Has dragged her brothers with her to multiple conventions (all of which Lloyd needed a disguise for) to obtain more Lady Iron Dragon paraphernalia (yes, she made a cosplay for these events).
- Is fully aware he’s adopted (it was never a secret) and every time he’s forced to talk with his biological father (or Cliff’s wife) because Cliff missed another few months of child support (Jay insisted he handle it instead of his parents) he’s a little closer to just exposing Cliff’s many affairs.
- Frequents a flower shop in the city called Misfortune’s Flowers. He’s very close with the couple that owns it and is basically considered an honorary kid of their’s. The other staff (called “the crew”) adore him too.
- Had a five-second long crush on Nya that disappeared the moment he saw the lesbian pin on her backpack. They both think the story is hilarious and Nya wingmans Jay to Cole.
- Autistic and not particularly verbal. He can talk but he prefers not- unfortunately, due to his height and muscular build this makes him look very intimidating to other students.
- Was the one to introduce Jay to the rest of the Dorksquad. He thinks they met in elementary school but actually had play dates as toddlers before Lilly fell ill.
- Absolutely hates the texture of cake and cannot stand to eat it.
- Ask him about his little brother. Do it. He’ll talk for hours about Echo because his little brother means the entire world to him and he would kill and/or die for Echo.
- Says his special interest is “memes” but more precisely he’s into online culture and linguistics as a whole- he just thinks “memes” is funnier to say.
- Acts as the social media manager for the Ninja Force and regular interacts with their fans online. Also moderates content of the team by hacking into and deleting any posts of things they’re uncomfortable with. (Speaking of online he also has Borg Tower’s Chirp login details because he’s childhood besties with all of Borg’s kids).
