#bee posts about professors

Guys I had my second class with a new professor - we’re studying The Last Days of Socrates, Crito specifically at the moment. It’s a really small class and I don’t think my meds have kicked in yet. I had no filter. I called Crito and Socrates the Johnlock of Ancient Greek philosophy. My professor (woman in her mid fifties) didn’t know what that meant. I then went on to explain canon, headcanons, and fanon to her. Y’all at the end of class she wrote them on the board and we went over the meanings again. I am a menace to society.

“Greek is a very vibes based language” - One of my Classics professors the other week

I love my life because who else gets to start the day with a serious™️ lecture on Russian History then go to a class where you do puppet making for an hour.

Just got called an emo by one of my professors who I’ve known less than a month (I am literally wearing no black clothing)