#crack concept

2022 the challenge is on! Submit entries at any time!

Have a crazy idea you've been meaning to write?? Let those plot bunnies run WILD and FREE!!!! Take a serious concept and make it beyond idiotic! Take an utterly ridiculous concept and make it valid! Spice up those endings with a Shyamalan twist! Give me the crackiest crack you can cook up! ... I wanna piece o' this insanity!!!

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Idk this just came to mind and I thought I’d share:

“The Fright before Christmas”

Basically, Scarecrow ends up discovering that Santa Claus exists during one Christmas in Gotham, and the next year, he decides to pull a Jack Skellington and steal Christmas for his own. (Depending on which version of his backstory is used, there may be a reason. Personally I like the idea of using the year one backstory and having it be some kind of ‘making up for lost time’/getting back at Santa for the lack of care for his younger self at the same time.) Though, honestly I feel it might make more sense with the BTAS versions.

He, with the help of Jervis, Riddler, and a few other rogues, takes one of the horse drawn carriages from around the city and fashions it into a carriage of fright. The carriage pulled by eight mind-controlled deer taken from the nearby wilderness.

Batman, of course, finds out about the plot. (Maybe throw in a throw away line referencing Santa’s annual little visit to Apokolips as well.) He tries to stop it, but he can’t seem to figure out who would be organizing it, that is until he finally realizes Scarecrow’s the ringleader of the plot.

This all culminates in a climax involving Scarecrow and a few others in the carriage, riding around Gotham and throwing small boxes full of fear gas and miscellaneous rogue fixings as they go (Poison ivy having boxes full of fast-growing plants, Riddler’s boxes being mini riddler traps that shock you if you don’t answer correctly, etc.). With Batman hot on their tails trying to catch them and avoiding their attempts to stop him. In the end, they end up being taken in, but Scarecrow is given some mail from the outside, sure enough, Santa decided to give him a piece of coal. Petty, but not undeserved.

*Message sound*

Loki, after some silence: Oh, no, please. I'm listening.

Thor: ...Uh, so I flew to the tower, Parker was there and we-

*Message sound*

Thor: Alright, that has been going off this entire conversation, who is texting you?

Loki, pulling out his phone: *sigh* Blake.

Thor: ...Why?

Loki, opening up his texts: I told him I didn't feel well this morning, so he's been sending me nothing but animal pictures all da- ...

*Loki trying not to laugh*

Thor, moving to look at his phone: ...What? What is-

*The picture on Loki's phone: https://img.chewy.com/is/image/catalog/157861_MAIN._SY630_V1564601900_.jpg *

Thor: ...

what if philza minecraft is the equivalent of jesus christ but ONLY when it comes to swearing the name. so like:

tommy, stubbing his toe: philza minecraft that hUrts! phil, from the other room: not my problem! 

Hashirama possesses a person at one point for Reasons and for the duration of possession, the person has Mokuton. Hashirama manages to de-possess the person, but the Mokuton inexplicably stays.

This person is Anko. She’d be very annoyed about it first, but I feel like she’d also really enjoy lording it over people who used her Orochimaru situation against her.

Go bother the tree man from ANBU. And then date him.  Ask Kakashi to introduce you. You probably need lessons from a fellow living person that knows limitations like chakra pools and no healing factors anyway. Sure, Hashirama knows how to use it, but he’s not exactly a good teacher.

She Resents tree-tentacles being less self-guided than Snakes. She can just fucking throw a snake at a guy and be reasonably sure it'll wrap him up, she has to actually do the Wrapping with tree-tentacles.

"Anko, please stop calling them tree-tentacles" "Under no circumstances will that happen."

How did this even happen, you ask?

Hashirama's soul got lost on the way to the afterlife and took a nap in the Forest of Death.

He woke up during the Exams, because Orochimaru was being a dick, got out of the tree, and somehow possessed Anko (handwave about her prototype cursed seal creating an access point).

Anko accidentally captures Orochimaru because her body was possessed by a dead legend. Proceeds to be deeply confused and alarmed about everything.

not-quite-out ronan has been married to hennessy for a couple years and finds out she fabricated her entire identity

the marriage was for convenience so no love lost but still. ouch.

jordan exists. only hennessy knows. jordan has been fooling around with declan the entire time ronan and hennessy have been married ......

..... and declans never met hennessy (or he never really paid attention otherwise it would be so obvious) so he just believes ronans wife is cheating

but he's like big shrug emoji

ronan and hennessy agree to one last dinner / date in the interest of clearing the air and officiating the divorce

ronan: ive had a boyfriend this whole time

hennessy: ive had a girlfriend this whole time

spiderman meme

theyre chill about it so eventually theyre like do you wanna meet them ?????

ronans bf adam comes over to meet ronans soon to be ex wife

its far less awkward than it should be

they actually get along pretty well, the three of them together

hennessys gf shows up later

its blue

ronan and hennessy are like oh cool this is neat she seems cool and neat

spiderman meme redux bluedam edition

adam and blue are in a relationship that's been open for oh about a couple years

after they both awkwardly brought up one night that they might be interested in other people so maybe..... its maybe something....... they could maybe try.......maybe??

they agreed it was cool and also there's no pressure to disclose anyone else they might be seeing

somehow they ended up involved with the same married couple without realizing it

oh are we all dating now??? looks like it

ronan's like this is great i gotta tell everyone im getting divorced and also im gay and furthermore im still in a relationship with my ex wife surely declan will love this

he calls declan (who is in the middle of - ahem - a perfectly nice time with jordan) and says hey my wife's been cheating on me so were getting divorced but don't worry we still love each other

declan: .....

declan: .......

declan: that's interesting

declan freaks because ronan "knows" and he convinces jordan that they have to come clean

jordan knows whatever happens its gonna be a hoot and a half so she agrees

they go to wherever ronan and hennessy are

return of the spiderman meme III

????????

WHO ?? WHAT ???

jordan and hennessy have a laugh while declan tries to explain *vague hand gestures* but ronan is trying to explain *wild gesticulations*

everything works out and they all idk make a pillow fort and watch movies or something

curtain call