#crack plot

2022 the challenge is on! Submit entries at any time!

Have a crazy idea you've been meaning to write?? Let those plot bunnies run WILD and FREE!!!! Take a serious concept and make it beyond idiotic! Take an utterly ridiculous concept and make it valid! Spice up those endings with a Shyamalan twist! Give me the crackiest crack you can cook up! ... I wanna piece o' this insanity!!!

To join in the fun, simply submit your fic to the collection! Now OPEN on AO3🎉by tagging '2022: The Year of The Crack Fic' 🎊[2022_Crack_Fix]

Any length: 10 words to Ao3's limit! idgaf! Short fics might be easiest? but if it becomes a monster, I won't reject it! Make it worth it babes!

Any rating level: Please properly tag your entries! If there's any whump or sadness, but you can justify the crack ... I'll allow it!

WANTED: Crack concept, Crack plot, or Crack twist, Johnlock, Mystrade or sherlock crack pairing welcome💋the winner with the most kudos by the end of the year will get their choice of fan art made (your choice, cover/pairing/prompt) as prize! Multiple submissions per user accepted. Fill our inboxes with SMILES and share the happy!

Any questions let me know?? This is my first time issuing a challenge and consider the gauntlet thrown down. Awwwwww....

😏 2022 😄

Come at me, bro!

ARE YOU IN?? (accepting all answers in the form of GIFs - bahaha!) READERS and WRITERS feel free to STEAL THE BANNER and tag #YEAR OF THE CRACK FIC 2022 when posting/sharing entries (not required, but welcome to!). Tags below cut!

"... Never again"

Season 1: we have to protect all the hidden Shen Gong Wu

Season 2: we have to destroy all the hidden Shen Gong Wu

Sophie, the bubbly, energetic Upperclassman of the local high school is in her last year. This semester was bound to be full of fun and excitement. That is, until she was informed of her failing grade in her Arithmetic class. Which meant another year of going through school. Without graduating. She was invited into the Principal's office one day, a mystery as to why he wanted to meet with her. But it seemed urgent. As she met with the Headmaster in his office, he asked a favor from her. Requesting that she deliver class printouts to some stay - at - home student. And, seeing as how she was one of the most well liked students in the entire school, being quite friendly and upbeat, she was also assigned to bring a student back to class and participate as a active student after a year of skipping school all together. As a reward, her failing grade would be bumped up to a C-. Without hesitation of rejecting the bump in her grade, she accepted the challenge.

When approaching the mystery student's home, she was greeted by none other than Desmond. A rebel teenager who hardly even attended school. Finding him to be slightly intimidating, she handed him his printouts, only to be pulled into a tender embrace, gazing into her eyes as he thanked her for the delivery. Flustered and rather disturbed, she managed to escape. Leaving Desmond to believe that they were 'friends'. She returned once more to his home a few days after, in high hopes of convincing him to return to school. Despite her discomfort after their first meeting. After persevering through a few days of trying to encourage him to come to school, he decided to make a deal. He'd go back to school in exchange . . . for a kiss. Astounded and shocked by his proposal, she was speechless. And yet, her entire semester was on the line. So, she kissed him. Thus, sparking some mysterious feelings deep inside little Sophie.

As promised, the rebel attended school. His intimidating appearance somewhat frightening other students, despite the fact that he was actually rather friendly. And quite perverted. Of course, being his new found friend, he tended to spend more time with her. As time grew on, she was left with such strange, unresolved feelings. Unsure, she tossed them to the back of her mind. But little did she know, Desmond shared these feelings. Sophie grew attached to the Zoroark, finding herself as a close friend to him. 

Upon a fateful night, wallowing in her depression, Desmond approached the Espeon to console her worries. In an attempt of cheering Sophie up, he escorted her to a nearby theme park. His plan succeeded, bringing a bright smile to her face and her depression extinguished. Upon the walk home, he stops the happy - go - lucky Sophie. As she turns to face him, he confesses his love to her. Astonished, she blushes a bright red and rejects him. But still confident and determined to claim her, he promises he would never stop asking her out until she finally agrees. 

Pema's Carrie, Kya is Charlotte, Saikhan is either Miranda or Samantha... 

Yeah i don't know, but it'd be fucking hilarious, just imagine Pema and Saikhan and Kya walking through the city with shopping bags looking fucking fabulous as they window shopped and tried to pick up boys

And yeah i know it'd make more sense for Saikhan to be one of the guys who hooked up with one of the friends, or one of the gay guys, but I dun care