#crack idea

Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

The bats know each other so well that it's almost like they can read each other's minds.

Everyone else that knows them is convinced that A. Their telepath. Or B. The most popular, they have their brains connected like a giant hive.

The bats know that and find this funny and think it's terribly stupid. "We obviously don't read each other's minds."

But it's hard to believe them when Dick gets a call from Duke saying, "Don't do that," when Dick was thinking of doing something stupid.

Or Damian and Tim staring at each other, seemingly having a whole conversation, ending with something like, "Okay, you're right, let's do your idea, it's more likely to work."

And Jason and Cass being on a mission, and Jason suddenly blurts out, "Yeah, well I think spring marriage would be better for you." To Cass, who had just glanced at Steph for a second.

Without forgetting Bruce looking at them with a nod, and all of them scramming to execute a plan that he apparently just said???

Shitty boyfriend and CEO extraordinaire, Shen Yuan goes to a small town in the middle of nowhere to try and get his (ex) fiancé Xiang Fei back after the writer dumped him for some guy he had known for a week, there he meets Luo Binghe, the owner of the local Christmas tree farm and the most pathetic person Shen Yuan has ever met (positive).

Featuring:

MoShang as the literal king of winter and just some writer who fell in love in like three days because magic of the holidays.

Luo Binghe as mafia boss who launders money in a Christmas tree farm and becomes the most pathetic man in the world in front of Shen Yuan.

Traveler: 😦 “Venti’s the Anemo Sovereign??????”

Paimon: 🤯 “TONE-DEAF BARD’S A DRAGON!?!?!??”

Venti: 😳 “I’m the Anemo Sovereign??????”

Neuvillette: 🫩 “How could you not know that you are the Anemo Sovereign.”

Venti: 🙂‍↕️ “L—Listen. Listen. I was just a little wisp back then, okay, and I’ve been living like a human ever since, and when you think of a wisp you don’t really connect that to a dragon so I—I—I—I…never…really…thought about where I came from and dragonhood definitely would not have been the first thing I would think of…” 🫠

I had an idea but I don’t know what to do with it.

Basically Danny for whatever reason starts calling Tim ‘Moth’ instead. Because the word moth is in the name Timothy.

I don’t know why he’s doing it. Neither does Tim. Danny just noticed everyone called him Tim or some variant of that. Examples are: Timbit, Timbers, Timmy, etc

Danny only realizes years later that everyone on Earth thinks he died in a blizzard or some freak whiteout incident. So he just… rolls with it. It’s honestly convenient—especially after he finally told his parents everything, and they realized their portal was the reason the meaner ghosts kept showing up. (“Oh! Oops! Sorry!”) They slammed it shut immediately.

Now they’re way too excited about studying ghost culture like wildlife biologists observing a tiger—clipboard, camera, whispered commentary and all. Danny absolutely prefers “being filmed while eating steak to see if he grows fangs” over the other option of being dissected, so it’s fine. And his ghost buddies? Completely delighted to have an audience for their weekly “friendly” brawls.

This unfortunately spirals.

Because the Justice League, hearing “died in a blizzard,” seeing that he rarely uses ice powers on missions, and noticing he gravitates to warm environments, assume he has a massive cold-related trauma trigger. Obviously he must… fear ice. Avoid ice. Be weakened by ice. (He is literally the Ice Prince of the Infinite Realms, but okay.)

So they start assigning his missions strategically—only warm climates. Tropical recon. Desert patrols. Undersea volcano monitoring. Anything to avoid “accidentally triggering his tragic snow-related death memory.”

Which is how Danny ends up being the one they send to Mercury.

At first he’s hyped—close to the sun, cool space suit, awesome photos. But then the suit starts beeping, and Danny has the slow, dawning realization of:

“Oh no. I’m literally melting.”

Back on Earth, the League reacts exactly how you’d expect:

Absolute panic. Alarms. People yelling. Batman demanding to know why the kid with the supposed ‘Cold Trauma Weakness’ is on the closest planet to a star. Hal swearing it wasn’t his idea. Superman already halfway to Mercury before the meeting even starts. Constantine just lighting a cigarette and muttering, “Told ya he wasn’t scared of snow, ya muppets.”

And Danny? Danny’s just sitting there in orbit, steaming like a microwaved marshmallow, trying not to die again, and texting the group chat:

“WHY WOULD YOU THINK I’M WEAK TO COLD??”

“YOU LITERALLY DIED IN A SNOWSTORM.” – Wonder Woman

Thats cuz thats where humans are born....beautiful and nice humans with their quirks,their better understanding to interacting with others,specially the ones who actually fought in the war on earth...

Which brings me to this...JUST imagen with me-

Cybertronian*Hand on the wall,their paint job polished,even putting one those "perfumes" humans put on their cars,as he shoots his shot with one the many humans who help bots and femmes find a home on earth,specially the stoic and sharp eyed one incharge of them*So im guessing there isnt a Mr/Mrs/Mx.L/S?~

Y/n*Looks at the them*Your right,there isnt given your kin took my fiance on our wedding day from me

....

Can you feel how his or her aft hole CLENCHED-

The demigod and friends gang is playing a drinking game of never have I ever:

Percy: ever have I ever thrown a hairbrush at the king of titans

Rachel : *grumbling as she takes a swig*

Will: Never have I ever traveled to the underworld, more than four times. ((Trying to just get Nico and Hazel))

*Nico, Hazel, Percy, and Annabeth take a swig*

Leo: never have I ever visited Atlantis

*Percy and Annabeth both take a drink to everyone’s confusion*

Annabeth: never have I ever carried the sun god’s child while pinning for him.

*Percy takes a drink*

Percy: never have I ever tried to castrate Heracles.

*Annabeth takes a swig*

Annabeth: I stand by the fact he had it coming and it would’ve solved a lot of problems.

Grover: Wait, WHAT?!