#codingjokes

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a Computer Science Major.

It is my intention, to become a Data Scientist.

Because I am too lazy to be a CEO but I feel like having a lot of power in the company.

Also partially watching The Office in high school made me want to work in an office environment.

I want to be that sexy person in the office that everyone has a crush on.

[Incoming Vent, with much cursing]

Despite my sexy Data Science dreams...

I fucking hate Java. I don’t know WHY I chose Java. Nobody told me I couldn’t take C++ or C#.

By the way my old college that I left only offered C++, C#, and Java.

And for whatever fucking reason I chose Java. Everyone told me how horrible it was going to be.

I didn’t fucking believe them even though they were juniors.

I fucking hate Java.

And then I dropped out and then transferred to another college who can accommodate my hearing loss.

But fuck it. I’m not doing Java.

I fucking hate Java.

Like 83% of Data Scientists apparently use Python.

So at 1am today, I decided, fuck it, I’m learning Python.

I haven’t been enrolled in school since November.

I start at my new college this summer (wish me luck btw).

Also, how the fuck does my old school, a big school, not offer any other languages besides Java, C++, and C#? No Python, nothing else.

Shitty ass program too. CS majors go to my old college to get their general education requirements done for cheaper and then transfer to the popular state tech school and complete their degree there.

But yeah, fuck Java.

And learning Python has been great and all.

I decided to make a simple game like snake or something to help learn more functions.

I need to import Python into my IDE. I use Visual Studio Code.

I have Pygame installed on my computer. I have the Python library installed.

BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANT

IMPORT FUCKING PYGAME INTO VS CODE.

“Use the terminal in your IDE” the internet said.

I’m using the terminal!

“Type pip import pygame in the terminal”

I’m doing that!

Anyways I took a break before posting this and I would like to add that I went ahead with the mini game tutorial anyways and for whatever FUCKING reason, it works with the pygame commands.

So I never imported it but it’s imported and it’s all confusing and I’m just not gonna think about it anymore.

Anyways Python is so simple it’s kinda dumb. Like if you read the code, it makes sense. Like I think anyone would be able to understand what a Python code is for if they read it and they would be able to understand what it does.

While JAVA, the fucking little shit, is an incomprehensible cum sock demon from hell.

If Python was a person, I would marry them.

If Java was a person, I WOULD PUNT THEM LIKE I PUNT GEESE.

Fuck Java.

🤓Old school nerds💾  and, as always, coffee before coding!  ☕ ☕ ☕