Quotes from my chaotic as hell class trip that totally can be used as dialogue prompts
“If we lose each other, we lose each other together.”
“German attractions: Broken in cars”
“Do you know the little bitch impulse control? Well, I don`t”
“I forgot to call for the castration”
“Tom`s blood consists only of energy drinks”
“I do not only look like death, I feel like it too”
“My body doesn`t have a hangover. My conscience does”
“What are the homeless people injecting themselves over there?” “COVID vaccination”
“I don`t care about feminism” *proceeds to fall into her suitcase because karma is A BITCH*
“You got a banana” “I`ve got two” *suggestive wink* “Wrong: You have one banana and a shrimp”
“I don`t get what your point against bro-toilets is”
“You can lie next to a drunken Max in this bed while calling your grandmother. But it gets weird if you laying NEXT to drunken Max in this bed while calling you grandmother”
“Could you pleasy stop stroking my leg this creepily? With your foot? Through the sheets?”
“Why do you have dick pics of men on your phone?” “If you would stop sending me some of yours ...” “Did you just call him a man?”
“Jesus fuck this chicken!”
“I woke up tonight because you were farting so fucking loud”
