Eve's World

“I think I need to rethink my whole future.” “I´m thinking I´ll buy me a burger after school.”

“If we smell the pen any longer we are going to get high.”

“And what did you do at the weekend?” “I sat in front of my computer and cried.”

“I´m not like most girls ... I HAVE A COCK”

“What´s the name of the grass? The real green grass?” “Weed?” “Yeah.”

“You know the only thing that keeps me going?” “Me?” “Germany´s Next Topmodel.”

“I have a waist. You too?” “No, I don´t.”

“What are the alternatives to battle climate change?” “Atomar War.”

“Have you ever heard about The Great Depression?” “I´ve got that.”

“Y´know - we could start crying right now.”

“I`m not wearing my glasses I just thought you were a penis.”

“Do you know how much period cramps hurt?” My guy friend: “Yes. I watched a couple documentaries.”

“Could you repeat what you said at the beginning?” “My first word was ,Mommy´”

“I don´t know if I´m feeling like shit from a) sleep deprivation, b) covid or c) depression”

“I´m not inspired, I`m exspired.”

“You can think about our failing economy while listening to whale sounds”

“I want to torture Jordan tomorrow”

“I cried the whole week. My wife bought the tissues”

“EXAGGARATE” *throws blackboard open*

“Rum is a remedy, so drink rum”  (we are all not legal yet)

“Sometimes you just need to lift a table” *proceeds to lift table to the ceiling until he hits a lamp*

“As long as you can speak, it is not deep enough inside you” (getting tested for Covid-19)

“You are in charge of the balls.”

“Depending on what you´re blowing, you earned money”

“If you feel the need to scream, I´ll gladly let you on the roof so you can yell against the sea”

“The potato has a soul too”

“ELISABETH?” *looks scandalized at empty seat”

“You look like a bucket! But I am not a bucket!” “Now he´s started talking to himself”

“You are not into balls - you are into hitting the balls.”

“I´m only drawing this one anime character!” “And especially her boobs.”

“This tastes like food poisoning.”

“How to describe Eve? Depression and Daddy Kink.”

“I´m always the Wifi-Slut in the corner!”

*playing with small plastic toy* “How old are you exactly?” “Most of the time three, sometimes even five.”

“There are enough animals that act after rules and laws.” “WARRIOR CATS” “I was thinking more of ants or bees but that´s also alright.”

“My spirit animal is the manic depressive teddy bear on Supernatural.”

“We don´t sit next to each other often. Only inside of the other.”

“I just thought you were having a theological discussion but then I heard the word Godzilla.”

“Are you showing Richard hentais again?” “It´s already past six am, so it´s okay.”

“We always come back to cannibalism.”

“Go there. Stab them. Leave. Success.”

“Do I need to pay taxes for a pirate treasure?”

“The more I drink, the gayer I get.”

“Do you have the desire to throw yourself in the trash can too?” “I have the desire to kill myself, Eve.”

“There is always a solution, even if it´s violence.”

“The colours of the dawn are so beautiful today ... They remind me of communism.”

“I have nothing to add, I was just there for moral support.”

“Mr. Fence in his boxers and with a shotgun ... Nobody wants to see that!”

“This boomerang doesn´t fly. Tourist trap.”

“It´s snowing! Awwwww”

“I hope you aren´t going to lick at the stones”

“I dreamed of you, Tom: You were only wearing a rucksack, going down to the beach, stripping and doing some fitness.”

“In college I always went to the library to sleep”

“You are cannibals and you will get problems with the law.”

“Depression is the keyword!”

“Is all there is death and murder? No, also pizza!”

“I have a small problem-” “Yes, me too. Goodbye.”

“Wow, Matt, so you threw up once?”

“I hope Santa brought you many nice things. Some say she is a blonde”

“I believe it is hidden by the catholic church and their penis collection.”

“If you drink that, you´ll first become blind and then you die.”

“I already have a file ready for my funeral.”

“Her secret weapon is emotional damage”

“Switzerland! It is always Switzerland when something goes wrong!”

“I´m a facist. Or what do you call people who want peace?” “THAT IS A PACIFIST”

“I´m pro one-child-policy. I would not haven been born that way.”

“Life is happyness! You should be happy, that you live!” “I was born without my consent and life is crap in general.”

“Now don´t think my father is an alcoholic ...” *real happy* “Mine is!”

“Pleasy come to my family gathering. There´ll even be alcohol and pudding.” “Alcohol and pudding?! Bitch, I´m in!”

“SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AN SAGGITARIUS???”

“I woke up an hour ago and just thought Tom was in fact Maya.” “Maya is a redhead. Tom is a small, dark guy.”

“Oh how I´ll enjoy my paste while you write your exam”

“Why are you all so overjoyed that Matt suffers?”

“We use the freetime to read incestous porn.” “Someone discovered Supernatural”

“I CAN kill small children. Doesn´t mean I`m going to. But in theory ...”

*looking at picture of weed* *nodding happily* “What a beauty”

“Gender norms mean nothing in the year 2021″

“In later life, you could become a soldier, or an astronaut” “Or a stripper.”

“How was your exam?” “Die”

“Are you crying because it´s so difficult?” “No, I´m simply enjoying Matt´s suffering”

“Mr. Spencer and Mr. Stone do have some homoerotic subtext.”

“If you don´t want to be called ´Pineapple´ in the near future, you should start writing you name on your papers.”

“Phase Three: Don´t worry, Matt, you won´t see my ass in a minute”

“You need to do things eight times before you master them. That´s why parent advice protection for the first time.”

“Get yourself a book out of the locker. No, that one´s for the TV”

“Did you get the funny bit, you son of a bitch”

“If you want to, you can hold hands during the exam.”

“And then we look at the car and say ´Oh!´ and the car will be very happy”

“I´m so venomous today. Like a viper.”

“That´s the third time I said ´Ass´ today.”

“We´re doing something called education. No idea what that means.”

“If we lose each other, we lose each other together.”

“German attractions: Broken in cars”

“Do you know the little bitch impulse control? Well, I don`t”

“I forgot to call for the castration”

“Tom`s blood consists only of energy drinks”

“I do not only look like death, I feel like it too”

“My body doesn`t have a hangover. My conscience does”

“What are the homeless people injecting themselves over there?” “COVID vaccination”

“I don`t care about feminism” *proceeds to fall into her suitcase because karma is A BITCH*

“You got a banana” “I`ve got two” *suggestive wink* “Wrong: You have one banana and a shrimp”

“I don`t get what your point against bro-toilets is”

“You can lie next to a drunken Max in this bed while calling your grandmother. But it gets weird if you laying NEXT to drunken Max in this bed while calling you grandmother”

“Could you pleasy stop stroking my leg this creepily? With your foot? Through the sheets?”

“Why do you have dick pics of men on your phone?” “If you would stop sending me some of yours ...” “Did you just call him a man?”

“Jesus fuck this chicken!”

“Good day, m`ladies, I`m Detective Hotdog”

“Therefore she fucked a cow”

“And what`s the name of the young man you did your project with?” “HER name is Elisabeth”

“Hopefully you haven`t told him what I wrote my essay about.” “Wasn`t that about penguins and genocide?”

“On one side: Chaos. On the other side: Chaos is a ladder.” “Are you rewatching Game of Thrones again?”

“I think my philosophy teacher is getting a divorce.”

“I once had an axe with my at school. But that was only for the christmas tree”

“ `That sounds like shit´ is my most used argument in school.”

“Huh?” “That`s the most intelligent thing you said today”

“I have asked Mr. Google and Mr. Google that this is what I have to do”

“Everly, take your hair out of my plant!”

“It is one of the big questions of the universe. It is full of existential dread. How much noodles should I buy?”

“You don`t need to be competent, you only need to SEEM competent”

“When she looked into the mirror, what did she see?” “Herself” “Exactly! That`s the whole point of a mirror!”

“One says the sky is blue. The other says the trees are green. They mean the same thing”

“If you want to go to the toilet during the test, you`re allowed to. You could scream there, as an example.”

“Then I can read my Lion Feuchtwanger biography in peace” “Sometimes I`m afraid of you”

“We sacrifice Richard to the gods”

“Oh yeah, Mommy knows her vocabulary”

“Why does my sister sit in the dirt? Because she belongs there! DUH DUH DUH!”

“You`re too late.” *in a really bitchy voice* “I`m sorry! I was at the principals office. There WAS a problem!”

“Oh dear, did have you never take heroin before?”

“I only ask one thing of you: Please do not lick the stones”

“Max-i. That i is important to him.”

“Don`t you have history?” “Oh fuck ...” “Where are you???” “ ... Town?” “ELISABETH”

“What do you like now? Genoicide or the memory off it?” “Everything”

“Aww, little Elisabeth gets her teeth! She needs a chewing toy!”

“Where`s Australia? Australia has left me!”

“That`s not a cauliflower, that`s a atomar bomb.”

“That`s as if we would run into a wall and change our gender”

“Why would you buy cats? You can eat them for free on the streets.”

“It is not about you, it is about Baby Yoda.”

“When the son gets a girlfried, the father is proud but when the daughter gehts the father - wait ...”

“Richard: Orgasm or panic attack?”

“Eve doesn`t have a problem, she is the problem.”

“Which week do we have?” “Monday”

“There are normal people and then there`s Leo.”

“You shouldn`t think. That`s a task for your Adult Self”

“Wow, someone died there.”

“Leo now looks in his book for sex positions.”

“You dont understand the sense of my speech.”

“Eve, is that a ceiling fan you`re drawing there?” “THAT´S A FUCKING FLOWER”

“Butterflies in the belly cause stomach aches.”

“Harald and I have a relationship ... you wouldn`t believe it!”

“If he wants stress, I can give him stress!”

“I don`t know who`s there but it doesn`t matter anyway.”

“If you see something: Scream”

“We can solve a part of this task but not the other. You have ten minutes.”

“I`m standing like an idiot in front of the blackboard!”

“I`m on earth, go into the rocket and SUDDENLY I´m on another planet”

“Did you you say we cannot breathe on the moon? THAT´S IRRELEVANT”

“As homework you will find out your volume”

“I`d fill a tub and put in another tub”

“And Ben, you`re wearing short trousers today?”

*drawing on the screen* “What`s that circle supposed to be?” “CUBA”

“I think I forgot about your whole class”

“Did Nick fell from his chair?”

“I`m prepared. Now I have my private keyboard here in school”

“Huh, somehow Nick vanished”

“Garret is still fighting with the modern tech.”

“We want to fly to Mars but we fail at home schooling”

“Oh, I`m impressed!”

“We need to remove Alex so we can see this pretty picture”

“Now you should see this stupid stuff again”

“If your e-mail looks like you I`ll recognize it”

“I`m sitting up here and cannot read your mails”

“Is the teacher explaining us PDF right now?”

“He needs to try it again and again, somehow it will work”

“Let me see your faces! If you have a bad hair day, just wear a cap!”

“Oh fuck, my lamp is breaking!”

“I saved the graphs, but i cannot open the graphs”

“We cannot write a test!”

“Do we care what the goverment says?”

“Ferdinand, little one, is this a zero or a six?” (he`s 16)

“I don`t have a calculator but we are a lot of people, so I assume someone knows the awnswer”

*silence for about five minutes* *loud BANG* “So we have a solution ...”

“Also you can see this on your wild, little sheet”

*tries to contact us* *sing-songing* We divide trough two, we divide through two”

“Where is the problem?”

“Fucking everywhere”

“WE DON´T WANT THAT LINE” *scribbles over his whole screen*

“The problem is: We don`t have a beautiful triangle”

“Do we have a skydiver here?” (we`re all 16 year-olds)

“What did he draw there?”

“A worm, maybe?”

“His name`s Garth”

“ .... is a beautiful place” “.... is shit!”

“Yeah, Tim is the tabletennis-guy”

“Can I have pillows for the arms?”  (Me, after a panic attack, building me a boyfriend out of pillows and an hoodie)

“The moaning was Nico, wasn`t it?”

*shower starts* “OH SHIIIIT”

“Only another month and I`m safe to prostitute myself”

“This house there looks nice” “It looks like children are butchered there”

“Be the duck”

“I`m sitting half-naked in front of the mirror” “She`s having a good time”

“There is a sandwich in your tea”

“I like my man 30 years older than me and packed with muscles”

“She build herself a boyfriend”

“This bra is to big” *knock on the door* “AAAAHHH”

“I`m still getting change, bitch!”

“Then go, go naked into the bush!”

“I cannot wash my hair with this piss!”

“I lost Matti!”

“I threaten you: I will suck on your fingers!”

Chaotic ethernal being who loves her friends, has goblin-like-energy and needs to grudgingly save everyone

Guy who acts like a total badass but is secretly a sad gamer boi with an emo phase

Redhead gremlin with three different personalities and every single one supports murder and violence

Depressed guy with great sharp shooter skills that is the only one with common sense

Insomniac inventor girl that has several self-destructive behaviors and consumes vodka as if it's water

Class president that is just a 70-year old grandpa trapped in the body of a teen

The perfect daughter who also secretly supports murder and violence and rebels against her toxic mother with skin toned jeans instead of whites.

The oldest one, who can literally can turn into an owl and is kinda the child of the sqad

While I´m trying to write but instead procastinating, a figured out a few ways to improve my novel:

-Think about snippets of a relationship between the characters. Ask yourself: How would a scene from the beginning look at the end of the story?

-List the friends and enemies of  the main character. Or a side character. It helps you understand the dynamics of the different sides.

-Always keep a notebook by your side. Ideas don`t choose a specific time to appear in your head. Wirte down you thoughts for later.

-Create playlists. Specific songs that you connect with your story may help you write.

Person A: Hey! Wake up! Today is the best day to---