#chatterbox behavior

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Duke: Huh? What makes you say that?

Steph: He cut my grapple line, just cause I tried to pass over Crime Alley!!

Tim: Eh. Jason doesn’t really like anyone. I wouldn’t take it personal. Just be glad he didn’t shoot at you.

Duke: Are we thinking of the same Jason right now?

Tim: Is there some other Jason we should know about?

Duke: Look, I’m not saying I don’t believe you guys, it’s just hard to picture. Look, here he comes now.

Jason, dapping Duke up: Narrows! You coming to book club tomorrow?

Duke: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Jason: Glad to hear it, and don’t be afraid to bring your own work, too. I’ve seen your writing, it’s powerful. Really. I’ve gotta bounce, but you think about it, alright?

Duke: Yeah, yeah…See you, Park Row.

Tim:

Steph:

Jason: No, I don’t. You are all one collective thorn in my side. None of you can be my favorite because I hate you all.

Tim: I hear what you’re saying, it’s just––

Jason: You’re not hearing a damn thing. Let me put it simply, Replacement. This family means nothing to me. My presence here is temporary. You may still have delusions of one big happy family, but I know better than to get my hopes up.

The most important difference between Wally and Bart is their relationship with competence. Wally feels urged to be seen as competent because of his role as Barry’s successor and his current position on the Justice League. If he’s seen as hardheaded, or incompetent, he’s failing Barry, failing his team. The single worst thing to him is being made the fool in any situation.

i will go first, with none other than miss bart allen himself!

PLUSLE & MINUN: electric twin bunnies. shiny to make them look even more like bart and thad

ABSOL: team “getting blamed when things go wrong”

GULPIN: snacktime connoisseurs

CRANIDOS: FUCK YOU *runs at high speeds directly into you*

I need Duke completely floored when he learns that Luke Fox, his favorite MMA fighter since middle school, a guy who he carried a poster of in his suitcase even when bouncing about in the foster system, is not only a superhero but a superhero he WORKS with?? And he’s chill as fuck? And you expect me to believe that Luke heard that there was a brotha on the team taking on the day shift alone and didn’t immediately come to the Cave to meet him? Fuck you, black boy joy conquers all.