#brucehal

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Bruce: -of all the idiotic, dangerous stunts! Over forty injured, five in critical condition, and we almost lost two civilians in the field today! You are hereby banned from patrol for the foreseeable future! From now on it's the manor and school and that's it! I hope the free time will give you some space to reflect-.

Hal: *coughs*

Bruce:...no phone, no tablet, no laptop, no electronics outside of the family computer room-.

Hal:*coughs*

Bruce:-you'll also be helping Alfred around the manor since your nights will be free-.

Hal:*coughs*

Bruce:-you'll be front and center for the galas and fundraisers next month-.

Hal: *coughs*

Bruce:- for the next three months! And you can forget about joining Hal in space this summer!

I WANT THE BATKIDS TO SEE THAT HAL HAS AN ACTUAL INTEREST IN LEARNING ABOUT THEM AND NOT JUST FOR THEIR FATHER AND HAVE FUN AND GET HUGS FROM HIM!

THEN I WANT BRUCE WAYNE TO SEE HOW WELL HE GETS ALONG WITH HIS CHILDREN AND FALL FOR HIM BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE GOOD PARENTING?

NO, I WILL NOT ELABORATE ANYMORE OF THIS PLOT FOR ANYONE.

The second video is the same, but its clips bruce and the kids have taken of hal. One of him being chased by titus in the garden. One jason took of him absolutely wiping out when they went surfing. A video tim took of jason, damian, and hal spinning in the teacups absurdly fast. A shot of him dancing with cass in the kitchen and tripping over Alfred the cat. A video of him asleep with his top half hangimg off the couch. And a clip of him rubbing aloe vera on the back of a sunburnt bruces neck; his suddenly mischievous face, the way he pulled his hand back, and snacked bruce on the back of the neck on his sunburn. Bruceyelping and leaning forward into a fetal position while Hal sounds like he's actually choking on air as he laughs too hard.

(because i missed them, and I need to consume them again)

Batlantern Has An Age Difference! (Not Massive but you know, kinda noticeable.)

— Younger Hal x Older Bruce!

— For this one, I'd like to think that Hal is like 35-36 while Bruce is 42-44. It's not a significant gap, but I like to see silver fox bruce okay..

In Uniform Batlantern always argue.

— There's no escaping this one, the smallest of things can simply turn into an argument. They will bicker for hours, the banter gets progressively louder. Every. Single. Thing that comes out of their mouths are snarky remarks.

— The members of the JL have to keep restraining them just so they don't have to witness a murder. They're trying their best really, but every other week Bruce would comment on how inneficient Hal is with work or something.

— Eventually, the JL has made a bet pool about who would be the first to apologize. (The bets are quite high, and BatLantern hasn't apologized yet. Not in public at least)

BruceHal/Halbruce are a domestic couple.

(You cannot convince me that these two are not suckers for each other. Because they would be.)

— Surprisingly enough, Bruce is a cuddlebug! He likes to big spoon Hal.

— Hal just accepts his fate at that point, even if he tried (which he has, multiple times) he won't ever be able to get out of the hug if Bruce doesn't let him.

— They both have their issues, but they're also stubborn as hell. Sometimes, they do try to talk to each other but it's hard. They're working on it, though!

The Bat Kids enjoy Hal's company.

— They have spontaneous hangouts, Hal is like their cool uncle who won't tell on them but he will scold them for being reckless. He would still let them commit reckless acts but keep them safe(under his supervision).

— Hal's always got a small trinket for the Bats. The Bats do appreciate it, they like being seen after all the trauma.

Bruce spoils Hal

— Face it. Hal's broke and Bruce's rich. PLEASE SEE IT.

— Joking aside, Bruce would totally spoil Hal but Hal would be insistent he doesn't nedd any of those things when he desperately does.

— Hal doesn't leech off of Bruce, he's stubborn and really wants to be independent, but Bruce can't help it.

Hal has freckles!! (Personal headcannon)

— I love the idea of Bruce kissing the freckles on Hal's face.

— His freckles are splattered on his face, his shoulders, and his chest!

Batlantern arguments are always resolved in private.

— No JL member knows this, that's why their betting pool is skyrocketing.

— They don't really like public attention so they always settle their disputes privately. Until they act up again and start arguing lmao

Kind of inspired on these panels, I wrote a LanternBat fanfic 💀💚🖤

Anchor - Hal and Bruce fanfic English version

someone pls remind me which fic is the above texts is from lol. but the next images I'm absolutely sure it's from 'A Time and A Place'.

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern × Bruce Wayne/Batman