#biri

Having your dnd character leave the party for a peaceful retired life while major plot stuff is Still Happening in the same city makes for some real funny moments.

Bonus, the artificer became kaiju sized:

Hey! Yeah so I wanted to answer some of your lovely questions today but ended up doing fake post type skip screenshots 😤 it was so fun and I’ve been wanting to do it for a while!

More and ref under cut

(This convo is written in such a way that either woman could be saying it)

"He's a real bastard but oh so damn sexy..."

Swoon. Sigh.

"That nose... that grin... these muscles..."

"An asshole like him shouldn't be so attractive."

"But he totally is. Especially when he has these big, strong arms wrapped around you..."

"Not to mention he has two..."

"He can wear you out but it's still worth it."

"Fuck it. Shioyaki, would you make us some more drinks please."

I adore @saraptor-art Arlong/One Piece fanfic, Sea Salt and Sun and sometimes we talk about our shared love for Arlong and other one piece stuff. (I also adore her fanart, if you're an OP and fishman fan, check her out)

It's a TTPRG based on LOTR that answers the question of what would happen if they did take the eagles to Mordor. It's very very good (and DMed by Don Marshall) and I'm in so deep