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The Siren's Shark (One Piece, an Arlong and Arlong Pirates-centered fanfic)
I started this story two years ago. When I wrote the first few chapters, I was still getting a feel of the story. I have since finished the story and started its sequel, the Shark's Edification. However, these first few chapters nagged my mind, so I decided to go back and edit the first few chapters of Siren's Shark to make the story overall more solid and tight, and give a bit more badassedness to both Arlong and his siren. I'm quite pleased with the result! Chapters 1 and 2 got the most editing, though chapters 3-5 got some work done too. Overall I'm happy with how this has improved the overall story.
New Chapter 1 is included below the cut, also here's a link to a03.
Story summary - After losing Arlong Park to that damn rubber kid, Arlong is forced to confront his inner demons and the consequences of the choices he made throughout his life, which is not easy for a prideful and arrogant sharkman. However, a chance encounter offers Arlong and his fishmen a chance at happiness even if it's hard-fought. Arlong the motherfucking saw!
And for a fishman hybrid who's spent her life hiding who and what she was in a world often hostile to those deemed different, life with a crew of pirates and their sharkman captain proves itself to be one hell of a ride.
This story centers on Arlong, but other fishmen get love, too, this story is not just for us Arlong simps but fishman lovers as well :)
Trigger/content warning - There will be discussions/instances of slavery, racism, violence, sexual assault, torture, etc (nothing you donât already see or hinted at in One Piece) This isnât Game of Thrones, and I will keep most of that in the background/off-screen, but there will be scenes which some readers might find disturbing, depending on various tolerance levels.
The Sirenâs Shark
The events of Arlong Park have come and passed, and this story starts after the Sabaody arc but before Marineford. However, one thing I noticed while watching more OP episodes is that you don't see Arlong or his men at Impel Down, even though, given their crimes and whatnot, they'd likely have ended up there. We do know that Hatchan escaped and reappeared in the Sabaody episodes (which just delighted my heart). I was also thrilled when they introduced Jinbe in the Impel Down arc. Such a cool character.
But still, no one knows what happened to Arlong as of this date (aside from Eiichiro Oda) and since I think Arlong and fishmen are cool, I wanted to do a story with Arlong regarding this. So this story, aside from flashbacks or backstory, starts after Sabaody and happens concurrently with Impel Down/Marineford and so on, but focusing on Arlong and his crew (and Siren!) Hatchan also appears in this story â he was in Sabaody but joins up with Arlong later on (which will be explained in the story)
Haki comes in three main forms as we see on the show, but given that all sorts of weird things can be done with willpower (with or without Devil Fruit, i.e. what Portgas D Rouge did with her pregnancy) I decided to play around a bit with that idea here regarding what the siren can do. And though it was meant to be an inside joke of One Piece about Arlong, Blue Haki spurred some ideas, and this is an Arlong-centered fic, after all.
Content Warning â There will be discussions/instances of slavery, racism, violence, sexual assault, torture, etc (nothing you donât already see or hinted at in One Piece) This isnât Game of Thrones, and I will keep most of that in the background/off-screen, but there will be scenes which some readers might find disturbing, depending on various tolerance levels.
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Somewhere in the South BlueâŠ
Arlong narrowed his eyes as he stared out at the chilly waters of the South Blue. The last months had been especially trying for him, with one challenge after another after these damn Straw Hats came to the Conomi Islands. Much as he wanted to deny it, the Arlong Park era was over. He could try starting over somewhere else, but where? He and his men had managed to break free of the Marines and throw the government off their trail, but he didnât doubt that by now, it was known that the Marines who had arrested him and his gang were missing, never having made it to their destination.
The Marine ship had been useful for a while, but too conspicuous, so they stole a cargo ship, only to be attacked by a pirate gang that Arlong begrudgingly admitted were too powerful for him. As fishmen, they had the natural advantage of escaping into the water, but the vessel was not so lucky. Theyâd swum for a while with several lifeboats in tow with what theyâd been able to pack during their hasty retreat, before coming across this small merchant ship laden with various goods â some more useful to the fishmen, others less so. He shivered before he pulled up the collar of his jacket. He missed the balmy atmosphere of the Conomi Islands and again cursed the Straw Hats and Nami.
The crew managed to keep itself well-provisioned with various catches from the sea, but certain things could only be obtained on land. Fishman Island was a long way off, and Arlong had gained a healthy sense of caution. His distinctive appearance was on wanted posters throughout the East Blue, and self-preservation tempered the recklessness he had sometimes. So they'd made a hasty retreat to the South Blue, going south enough to enter a climate that eight years in the tropical Conomi Islands left them little prepared for.
He huffed as he looked at the water, pulling up the collar of his jacket. Take had modified it to accommodate his dorsal fin, cutting a slit down from the neck before attaching a knit hat to it that Arlong could slide his fin into. Fishmen were hardy creatures, but even they could only tolerate so much cold before it became uncomfortable, and the carp fishman had an appreciable talent with needle and thread. Fortunately, between what was cobbled together from Marine uniforms and the various items on the merchantâs ship, the fishmen were able to find some level of comfort, but it still felt weird having to layer clothing after spending years wearing little more than shirts and shorts.
And now they were running low on booze. Arlong had a hard time sleeping many nights, overcome by anger, frustration, depression, confusion, anxiety, bitterness, and regret in a seemingly endless random cycle. The alcohol helped to take the edge off that. Dimly, Arlong was aware that it was not a healthy method of coping, but at this time, there seemed to be little else to do than hide. There was a reason heâd targeted the East Blue. Out of the Blues, it was considered by many the most placid of the seas, with pirates and criminals there being relatively minor compared to those in the other Blues, and he didnât want to be fighting one of the Warlords, Emperors, or various families or organizations.
Life is a constant struggle. If you see an opportunity to exploit others, grab it. Get whatever breaks you can, he recalled the gruff voice. The fishman race has suffered far too long. Mercy is for the weak. Someone hits you, hit back twice as hard, if not more. Ajkulâs voice hissed at him from the depths of his memory.
Arlong created such a reputation for himself that if he tried to re-establish himself anywhere in the East Blue, the Marines, if not the World Government, would be on his ass, but as their flight from a gang proved, the other Blues had difficulties of their own. It was a humbling experience not only for him but for the fishmen who were still with him. They'd reigned high and mighty in the Conomi Islands, having twenty towns under their control and a steady influx of tribute money and good times. Aside from a few examples that had to be set, the humans had generally been docile in paying their tributes and doing their work.
Then the Straw Hats had to come and fuck it up, and Nami had gone off with them. He grumbled to himself as he narrowed his eyes, seeing a speck in the distance that could be an island. Turning around, he called a few fishmen over to do some scouting. There were a few grumbles as his subordinates faced the prospect of heading into the chilly water, but he was still the captain of his crew.
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Since that little long-nosed bastard had beaten him around the head multiple times with his hammer, Chew suffered from migraines. Theyâd lessened some by that point, but he still suffered bouts of debilitating pain that made it difficult for him to focus.
And now, he was sick too. And there was no doctor to look after him or the other fishmen. Hatchan did his best, but there was only so much even a man with six arms could do. Some of the fishmen knew first aid and basic medical care, but there was no substitute for a well-trained doctor. Or even the loving care of the mother he barely remembered.
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Kuroobi sat in the infirmary, hearing the soft groan as one of the fishmen rolled over, trying to get comfortable despite his aches. When the fishmen had taken over this ship, there were some medical supplies in the infirmary, but it wasnât as well-stocked as it should have been. And with what had been going on lately, they were already out of much of their medical supplies and pharmaceuticals. Stealing was tempting, but the crew wanted to draw as little attention to itself as possible, especially from the damned Marines.
The ray fishman furrowed his eyebrows as he mused over his defeat at the hands of a human. A fucking human. Itâd been months, but it still rankled him. Heâd prided himself so much on his skills, but as he now bitterly realized, nearly a decade of living in the Conomi Islands had softened him. The humans heâd come across were easy to terrorize, even the Marines. And so he and his fellow fishmen and captain had lived eight easy years, relying on brute force and intimidation to keep things under control.
He frowned at Chew thoughtfully as he looked over his longtime nakama. Hachi was making soup for everyone here, and Kuroobi looked forward to having a bowl of his own. Cold weather was not kind to fishmen who had large fins like he did, so when it was possible, he spent his time within the ship, and looking over Chew and the others was as good an excuse as any to avoid going outside. Take had put together a coat for him using one coat and much of another, which he was grateful for, but it felt unnatural having his fins covered in the thick material of a jacket.
His stomach rumbled hungrily. Hatchan mentioned something about being low or out of some ingredients, but he wasnât a picky eater. As long as it was hot and edible, heâd take it.
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Hatchan looked over the ingredients, making note of what they were running low on on top of what heâd already run out of. When heâd rejoined Arlong, the sharkman was in charge of this ship, though it bore the emblem of the man who previously owned the vessel. Sorrowfree Wanderer wasnât a bad name for a ship, but right now, there was plenty of sorrow.
Reeling from the loss of his beloved takoyaki ship at the hands of xenophobic humans, the octopus fishman left the Thousand Sunny in the care of Duval, Silvers, and the other friends of the Straw Hats, no longer feeling quite as safe at Sabaody, especially after what happened with Camie. Besides, as heâd reasoned, the Straw Hats needed his help, and perhaps if he traveled out into the world, he could find at least one of them. That would do more good than sitting around and waiting for them to come back.
And instead of finding a Straw Hat, heâd found Arlong, making his way down the South Blue.
Arlong knew none of his business with the Straw Hats, though. That was the last thing Arlong needed to hear: that one of his long-time nakama had befriended the Straw Hats, of all people. All the sharkman knew was his undersea stroll and how he had helped a village of catfish and gotten a takoyaki ship. When Hatchan recounted how his ship was destroyed by humans, Arlong gave him a bitter but regretful sneer.
âWhen you asked for some time, it was not easy for me to let you go, but I did. I am sorry that happened to you. We know how stupid humans are, but destroying your ship is an absolute disgrace. Fishmen arenât even allowed to have their own damn takoyaki stall!â
Reeling from his loss and nursing the sting of justified anger and rage, Hatchan could only accept Arlongâs words, bowing his head and resuming his old position within Arlongâs crew, welcoming the protection and company they offered. He didnât hate all humans like Arlong expected him to. Despite his loss, he knew there were plenty of good humans out there, and perhaps one day Arlong wouldnât hate them so much.
Eventually, they'd have to go among humans again, if they didn't come across an island inhabited by fishmen. Arlong would grumble about how fishmen had a safe place on the surface until Nami betrayed them and the Straw Hats defeated them. It was tempting to remind Arlong that heâd betrayed Nami by finding a way around the promise heâd made her almost a decade ago. The one time heâd done that though⊠Arlong had gone into a blackout rage, alcohol and anger proving (for the umpteenth time) to be a poor combination for the sharkmanâs already considerable mental and emotional strain.
Hatchan wasnât sure if Arlong remembered that the next day, waking up with one hell of a hangover that had him snarling at anyone who came near him. And the octopus man never asked, nor did he bring up the topic again.
Hatchan simply hoped that in the next market, there would be no trouble and they'd be able to get in and out with the supplies they needed. Perhaps some hot and/or fried food would improve the captainâs mood.
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One of Yolande Satoâs favorite things to do was look out at the sea, which was a good thing because Coldrock Island was surrounded by it. Sometimes at night, she would go swimming, going out further or deeper than anyone else on the island could. But right now it was too cold for that, so she hunched over the railing, taking in the vantage before her, the sea a deep but forbidding blue. She took a deep breath, feeling the cold air cut through her throat before she noticed a ship on the horizon. This remote island in the South Blue did not get a lot of traffic, but it was not so out of the way that a ship caused great excitement. Idly, she wondered if it was a Marine or merchant vessel. It revealed itself to be the latter when the sail came in view, a lighthearted caricature of a smiling face. She smirked to herself, wondering what sorts of stories these sailors would bring. Not to mention how much alcohol they would buy at the bar, and how much they might spend on supplies here while the locals looked over whatever trinkets they would offer for sale. She stood outside the pharmacy, enjoying the fresh air and letting her thoughts wander as there were no customers to serve.
She had to stop herself from doing a double-take when a trio of men from the ship came to the pharmacy. From a distance, they looked like ordinary large-framed men bundled against the nippy weather, but given her experience, she recognized what they were as one of them approached the bench she was sitting on. They looked worn and tired, but then many sailors coming to port after a long voyage did.
âCan I help you?â she asked with a friendly voice. The fishman in the middle had an especially bulky muddle and spiky white hair under his cap.
âWe need supplies. Vitamins, first aid, painkillersâŠâ
âOh yeah, I can put that together for you, just let me know how much you need!â She glanced at the fishmanâs frame and realized that his coat probably hid extra arms if her guess about him being an octopus fishman was correct.
âThanks! Do you know where I can find the doctor?â
âYeah, sure, he should be in his office now. Just, go up two buildings to the one with blue shingles. Ring the bell.â She afforded him the courtesy she would afford anyone else, regardless of race, but she knew not everyone viewed others the same way. Though the newcomers tried to conceal it, she could tell they were more than just tired.
She went back inside, pulling out some vitamins and other supplies, recalling the numbers sheâd been given. Bandages, antibiotics, analgesics⊠she was experienced in putting together supplies for ships that sailed in.
After a while, and serving a couple of the villagers, she frowned to herself, wondering where the fishmen were. She stepped outside, looking around before going up to Doctor Flenâs office.
âDid a trio of men come by?â she asked, wondering for a moment if she had imagined the encounter.
âIf youâre talking about these fishmen, then yes. I turned them away,â the older man replied with a small scoff.
Yolande stared at him for several moments before a sense of foreboding washed over her. âI see,â she replied flatly before retreating.
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âThe doctor refused to help,â Shioyaki said darkly. Arlongâs hands clenched into fists.
âThe island has no Marine base. And no islands too close by.â Arlong grinned. He had no desire to lay claim to a godforsaken hunk of near-ice, but that didnât mean he couldnât wreak some havoc. Heâd been forced to retreat from that pirate gang, but it looked like there were none in this part of the South Blue.
Heâd lost some of his fishmen to Rorona Zoroâs blade, but he ran the numbers in his head. Even with those in the infirmary, he still had enough fishmen whoâd recovered from the attack at Arlong Park. âGet the crew together.â
âAye, aye, captain,â Shioyaki said with a grin. Hachi frowned thoughtfully.
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The fishmen attacked the village with efficiency, showing Yolande that theyâd done this before. Sheâd later learn that theyâd done this to more than twenty other villages.
Fuck. She shot Doctor Flen an accusing glare as a fishman herded them.
âDonât hurt her!â she heard the octopus fishman say, and turned to see him approach her. She let out a sigh of relief when she saw the concern in his eyes. His extra arms were no longer concealed, now openly moving under the coat, his extra hands visible.
âDonât worry. Iâll keep you safe,â he assured her. Even though theyâd just met, she felt the urge to take his word for it.
âIs this because of the doctor?â she asked, waving her hand vaguely in the direction of the villagers being gathered at the town square.
âYes.â
âHa. Fuck.â She rolled her eyes. âFor what itâs worth, I had no idea he was like that. Iâve lived here for years, and in all that time, no fishman ever came to our shores. If I knew, Iâd have offered to help you myself.â
âReally?â
âYeah, Iâve worked as a nurse, and still do it sometimesâŠâ She paused, wondering if sheâd said too much. However, the octopus fishmanâs eyes lit up with relief.
âHachi!â a voice boomed across the clearing, and Yolandeâs head snapped in that direction, seeing a fishman with the most impressive nose sheâd ever seen. She offered no resistance as Hachi ushered her past the other townsfolk even though all she wanted to do was bolt to the shore and swim away. It wouldnât be the first time in her life she had done so.
âCaptain Arlong. This one is willing to help us,â Hachi explained.
âAnd you areâŠâ Arlong asked, staring down at her. There was a couple of meters between the two of them. She felt her heart thud in her chest as she stared up into eyes as clear as the sky, and as cold as the southernmost reaches of this sea. His shoulders were broad, the effect bolstered by the jacket he wore, and even though she wasnât a short woman, he towered over her. Well, all of the fishmen sheâd met were taller than her, but Arlongâs mere presence overwhelmed her, with almost as much physical force as a brick wall slamming into her, and she found herself unable to breathe for a moment. Thick black hair was held in place â just barely â by a dark, wide-brimmed hat. Aside from his eyes, the most arresting feature was his nose.
âSato. Uh, Yolande Sato,â she managed to blurt out.
âAnd what exactly is it you do here?â
âIâm a chemist. I make products for the pharmacy.â
âSheâs a nurse too,â Hachi added brightly. Arlong raised his eyebrow quizzically, and without thinking, she nodded in confirmation. She stared up at him, and his mouth spread into a slow grin, revealing sharp teeth. She was barely aware of Hachi's hand on her arm. She heard her name come from the sharkman in a rumble that seemed to vibrate through her.
Yolande blinked and took a step back. Arlongâs grin only widened. Hachi moved between them, whispering something to Arlong as the two stared at one another. She managed to pull her gaze away, wondering what the fuck that was.
-mate-
She wasnât chaste â before marriage or after becoming a widow â but she couldnât remember wanting to fuck anything as much as she did Arlong. It wasnât even simply a desire to have sex. She wanted something more, and though she couldnât explain it, she knew that Arlong felt the same.
What the hell? Her hand fluttered to her throat as she felt heat creep up her neck. Several whispered words were exchanged between him and Hatchan, but his eyes remained on her, cool azure under the dark brim, glinting from the shadows. His grin widened further, and it seemed that her breath was frozen in her throat.
âVery good. Go get the supplies from the pharmacy,â he commanded. âHachi, go with her. Then bring her and the doctor on the ship,â he snarled.
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It was a bitter pill to need assistance from a human, but Arlong couldnât sit back and let Chew and the others get sicker and possibly die. Theyâd already been through so much, and he didnât want to lose another nakama.
Going to Fishman Island had been â and still was â a possibility. But itâd been over a decade since heâd been there, and now a human protected Fishman Island. Could humans ever be trusted with such a thing? Apparently, King Neptune believed so.
And like the merman king was entrusting a human with the safety of his kingdom, Arlong was being forced to trust a human with the health of his fishmen. The doctor in Cocoyashi Village was easy enough to control, but this one was a stranger. He narrowed his eyes as the old man was pushed forward by one of his fishmen. He had a long but neatly-kept beard, his short white hair doing little to hide the redness of his scalp as the cold wind blew against it.
A few moments later, another person was coaxed forward by Hachi, this one a woman, very tall by Conomi Island standards. He wouldnât have given her further notice, but he found his attention captured for a reason he couldnât explain. Her form was lanky, her figure made masculine by the winter clothing she wore. Her dark red wavy hair was pulled back in a ponytail.
-yours-
Hachi made the introductions. When Arlong repeated her name, she looked up at him. He saw dark gray-green eyes, feeling that pull more intensely now. In his mind, there was a note playing, like she was calling to him, but she was not singing. For a moment, he wondered if there was something wrong inside his brain and he was having an auditory hallucination.
He was silent for several moments, staring at her as he tried to clear his head, but the note continued, soft and sweet for another couple of seconds. It couldn't be. It was impossible, but there was no denying what was happening. Heâd heard the legends, what fishman didnât know if they grew up in the Ryugu Kingdom?
âBoss?â he heard his nakama ask. He blinked, tearing his attention away from Yolandeâs face. Impossible. It couldnât happen with a human, could it? He waved in a dismissive gesture, instructing Hachi to take the woman to the pharmacy to collect the supplies.
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âYou will examine them and render the appropriate medical aid,â Kuroobi coldly instructed Doctor Flen. âOr humans on this island will find themselves in⊠dire need of such aid. Is that clear?â
â⊠Yes,â the doctor said with veiled irritation, a scowl hidden behind his face mask.
âAnd you,â he said, pointing to Yolande. âYou will watch what he does, and verify that the aid he gives is appropriate, as well as render whatever aid youâre capable of.â
â⊠yes, sir,â the woman replied. Her voice was quiet and cautious. The ray fishman stood back as Flen moved along the beds, taking vitals, asking questions while Yolande stood behind him. She was nearly a head taller than the doctor, Kuroobi noted with faint amusement. After the doctor looked over several patients, Yolande drifted off to the next fishman.
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The infirmary was guarded by a monolith of a pale-skinned fishman with dark hair and eyes, and impressive pectoral fins.
What the hell had the doctor gotten them into, she wondered as she clutched her med-bag to her chest while Hachi talked to the ray fishman. She could feel the heat of Kuroobi's gaze as he kept his attention on her and Flen the whole time. She was thankful for the octopus man's presence, as she took out her stethoscope, blood pressure cuff, and thermometer, because it looked like Kuroobi expected her to pull out a bomb or poison.
What the hell happened to these fishmen to make them so fearful and paranoid, she wondered as she took vitals and asked questions. The blue-skinned fishman with big lips was delirious and moaned when she checked his temperature and blood pressure. She tutted over him gently, wiping his feverish brow, feeling the heat of her own breath against the face mask she wore.
âVitamins and antibiotics,â Flen prescribed after every fishman in the infirmary was examined. âSome are more critical than others, so remedy must be administered quickly, and the patients monitored.â
Hachi looked to her, and she blushed faintly. Here, she had authority over the doctor. How that must chafe Flenâs ego.
âGiven my experience, I must agree with his assessment. Of course, thatâs just from the physical exam. Iâve seen plenty of fevers before, and they come from a variety of sources, but usually itâs the body fighting off something. It seems like you have been through a lot lately, havenât you?â she asked. Kuroobi was silent, but Hachi nodded.
âStress can make the physical response to illness more⊠drastic. Nonetheless, a good round of vitamins and antibiotics, and plenty of rest, generally cures most ills. Good thing you just got a fresh supply of all that, right?â Her voice bordered on almost sarcastic at the last sentence. Kuroobi narrowed his eyes, and Hachi just smiled.
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Arlong waited outside the infirmary as the humans emerged. He listened as the doctor gave a run-down of his examinations and what heâd prescribed. Arlong nodded briefly, but had his gaze fixed on Yolande.
Vitamins. Antibiotics. Rest. Plenty of hydration. Yeah, he knew all that. Problem was, as he knew from childhood, resources such as these were not always so available.
âYou may return to the island, but you are on call,â Arlong said as he looked down at Flen. âIf any of my men die, I will hold you responsible.â
That threat had held well with Doctor Nako in Cocoyashi Village. It looked like itâd do just as well here. He looked to Hachi. âGo ahead and get supplies. If the shopkeepers object, tell them to put it on the good doctorâs tab.â
Her eyes widened for a moment as she stared up at him before they narrowed. With the face mask covering the bottom half of her face, her expression was much harder to read, but he could swear he saw amusement.
âIâve rendered medical services already!â Flen protested.
âItâs called an asshole tax,â Yolande commented dryly, tearing her gaze away to look at the doctor.
At that, Arlong threw his head back and laughed.
âClever girl.â He glanced at the old man. âYou want me to leave, donât you? I am not going to do so until my men are well. If you do your part, this should be relatively painless for you and your loved ones. Is that clear?â
All the doctor could do was bow his head.
âStay,â he said as Yolande started after the doctor. She stiffened and turned back to him. Again, that distant, sweet note. The desire to claim her. To protect her. No, he told himself firmly. She was a human. He was just⊠lonely. Desperate.
âHave you ever been around fishmen before?â he asked, forcing his mind to mundane matters.
âNot for a long time, but yes. And for what itâs worth, I didnât think Doctor Flen was going to be like that. If I did, I would have offered to help you myself. Iâve never seen a fishman here before, and Iâve been on Coldrock for nearly a decade.â
He didnât detect any lies in her words. âAnd youâre a chemist. Do you do anything besides medications?â
She stared at him for a moment before blinking, as if shaking herself out of her thoughts. âYes. I mean, if I have the ingredients and equipment. I also make drinks, sauces, and preserves.â
âDo you like it?â
â⊠Yes. Very much. Itâs just thrilling to mix different things together and make useful things out of them.â
What the hell are you doing, Arlong, he heard an inner voice snap at him. âVery good. You can go, but I expect you and the doctor back this evening.â
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âAre you all right?â Lena asked, her face pale with worry as Yolande returned to the house sheâd lived in since her husband decided to retire here.
The older woman gave out a short laugh as she glanced at her stepdaughter. âYes. But the captain of that ship is one very angry man.â
And also the sexiest man Iâve ever seen in my life, she added mentally. But at least Captain Arlong seemed like heâd hold off on violence⊠at least, as long as he wasnât provoked. Hopefully, no one would do anything stupid. âDonât draw attention to yourself. Stay calm.â
âI wish Dad and Hiro were here.â
Yolande regarded the younger woman with a wistful smile. She wasnât sure how much Yoshi would have been able to accomplish if he were still around. Heâd chosen this island specifically because it was a small, quiet one, and it did indeed serve his retirement well. As for Hiro, heâd joined the Marines not long before his fatherâs retirement and was off in the world, handling larger problems.
âWouldnât that be nice?â Yolande replied neutrally. âI have to go back there this evening.â She should dread it. She should want Arlong and his crew to leave Coldrock as soon as possible. But damn if she didnât want to see Arlong again. That nose. These eyes. That smile. And the sheer build of him...
âYou think they might be pirates?â
Yolande stared at her stepdaughter for a moment. She remembered what she saw of the ship and the infirmary. The hostility she saw in several of the fishmenâs faces when she and the doctor came aboard the ship. âI wouldnât be surprised,â she finally said. Yoshi had told stories to his wife and children about taking down pirates, arresting the rogues that sailed the high seas and wreaked havoc through the world. There were plenty of such stories among others, but then, Yoshi was a Marine. âAnd if thatâs the case, then you know how important it is to stay calm. Think of your baby.â
âMaybe after this blows over, we could find somewhere warmer and more populated to move to,â Lena offered.
âThatâs worth looking into,â the older woman conceded with a small laugh.
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The fever of one of his nakama had broken already, Arlong was relieved to learn. Refreshed supplies also meant a better meal that night. Arlong sighed to himself as he sat there in the mess hall, listening to the quiet chatter of his fishmen.
Theyâd gotten over several struggles since the loss of Arlong Park. But what came next? Another one? Would they drift for the rest of their lives, evading Marines and slavers? After nearly a decade comfortably ensconced at Arlong Park, with the promise of the park waiting for him and the others at the end of every trip and mission, it felt strange not to have a place to go to. Even months later, it was a hard feeling to overcome sometimes. He was a stranger in a strange land, dealing with racist pieces of shit while his nakama were sick.
Even with the apparent cooperation of the villagers, Arlong was still on edge and paranoid, which was a shitty feeling when you were also tired. What if the doctor or someone else poisoned their medicine or supplies? What if a Devil Fruit user came along?
He didnât sleep well that night, but when he finally fell asleep after a cup of rum, he dreamed of her. Pale skin, lightly freckled cheeks, dark red hair, and dark gray-green eyes that made him think of stormy tropical seas. She beckoned him forward, wiggling herself at him, the sway of her hips apparent even with the thick clothing she had on.
Before he could tear off her clothes, he woke up.
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With the fishmen taking so many supplies, Yolande stood in the pharmacy backroom, taking inventory. Some of it she could manufacture, but even then, she needed the raw ingredients to produce the various products the pharmacy carried. Doctor Flen really had screwed over the village, she mused. With the tab the fishmen ran up on his name, Flen would be in debt to many people in the village for a good time to come. Asshole tax, indeed.
The bell over the door rang, and she came out to see Hachi with a package in his hands.
âI know it probably hasnât been easy for you lately, but I brought something I hope would make you feel a little better.â He opened the box to reveal dumplings, gyoza, and a container of soup. She hadnât eaten much that morning, and her stomach rumbled as she smelled the food. âYou made that yourself, huh? Are you the shipâs cook?â
âYeah, I am! I just wanted to say thank you for taking such good care of my nakama.â He set the box on the counter, and she took the chopsticks he offered, trying one of the dumplings.
âThis is better than mine,â Yolande said with a contented hum. The shell was firm but soft when chewed, and the pork and vegetable filling was well-chopped and flavored. She wasted no time in trying the other things as Hachi watched. âMy cookingâs decent enough, but this is amazing!â She studied the octopus fishman as he did so. ââŠSo. How did you become part of that crew?â
âWe grew up together.â
She nodded. Made sense, given how, despite Arlongâs clear command, he respected Hachi. âAnd humans hurt you in the past.â
âMore than once,â Hachi answered quietly.
âMmm. I know what itâs like to be angry.â She took several sips of the red bean soup. âI guess all we can do is just⊠try to get through this. Itâll be easier with a stomach full of your cooking,â she added with a half-smile.
She saw his shoulders slump in relief and wondered just what he and the rest of the crew had been through, but she refrained from asking too many questions and enjoyed the rest of her lunch. His company was a welcome change to her work, and he was adorable.
Her thoughts kept returning to Arlong, though. Stupid sexy sharkman.
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âMore fevers broke through the night,â Hachi informed her with relief when he came back to the pharmacy the next day with another lunch for Yolande. She smiled at him before opening the box and eating one of the gyoza heâd made. He felt bad for having her get dragged into this mess, but she seemed to be taking it well, all things considered. So far, no one had attempted to rebel against the fishmen.
It reminded him of Cocoyashi Village. The tribute was paid. The villagers kept their eyes down and did not engage the fishmen unless they were spoken to or when there was an urgent matter to attend to. It didnât take much to intimidate them, much like here. At least Arlong didnât intend to take over this island. Too cold, he said.
There was not a single fishman on the crew who disagreed.
âAre you willing to tell me about Fishman Island?â she asked. Hachi smiled at that and nodded. No one disturbed them â the few who came to the pharmacy saw the octopus fishman through the window, his arms waving as he told her a story, and quickly turned away.
âI wish I could eat like this every day,â she sighed with contentment as she licked her fingers after finishing an egg roll. He grinned at that before his expression sobered.
âIf you like my lunches, Iâm sure youâll enjoy dinner, too! The captain wants you to come for dinner tonight.â
The expression on her face was unreadable as she nodded. âDonât worry,â he assured her. âArlong is pleased with your work! Youâre not in trouble at all!â
More than pleased. Sheâs my siren. Fuck it, Arlong snarled when Hachi saw how on edge he was after the last time Yolande and Flen came to check on the patients. Humans are not supposed to be sirens! Is this meant to be some cruel joke by the gods?
Hachi had heard of sirens. What seafolk didnât, assuming they grew up in the Ryugu Kingdom. Humans had their own definition of sirens â several of them, in fact. But for a seafolk, a siren was something bordering on magical. The perfect mate, some stories said. A wish-granter, others said. There were tales out there, not just myths, but history. It was said that King Neptune was descended from a siren who made a former prince a king.
And when a man met his siren, he knew. Arlong would not be saying this lightly. Especially about a human.
âThe fishing around here is pretty good, so Iâll be grilling tonight,â Hachi said encouragingly.
âSome of your comrades donât want me around,â Yolande said as she stared at him.
Hachi winced slightly, thinking of Kuroobi and Toma. âYouâre under the captainâs protection.â
She let out a slow sigh. âYour captain would not accept a rejection of his invitation, hmm?â
He looked down at the counter, rubbing the back of his head with one of his hands. She crossed her arms and glared at him, looking quite stern in the dark long-sleeved plaid shirt she was wearing.
âWell, itâs better than cooking dinner myself,â she finally conceded. âItâs not often the man provides for the meal, usually itâs the other way around.â
He could almost swear there was a smirk on her lips, almost as if the invitation privately delighted her.
Arlongâs delight was much more obvious when Hachi relayed the news, his lips stretching back to reveal a predatory grin.
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Ajkul â Arlongâs mentor. Akula (and several variations of spelling, including ajkula) is the word for shark in Russian and several other Eastern European/Central Asian languages. Neat factoid â when I was looking for a name for Ajkul, I was looking up the word shark in various languages, and noticed that language families tended to have a similar word for shark. There were a couple of similarities (or differences) that I didnât expect, which led me to brush up a little on geography and history, haha.
Hatred â whether it be racism, sexism, or homophobia, etc, tends to be passed down. It doesnât come out of nowhere, and I figured that as Arlong has passed down that hate to Hody Jones, someone had to pass it down to Arlong. The talk of carrying on bitterness and vengeance and all that sounds like something that Arlong had been inculcated in. These hateful beliefs would only have been reinforced by the things Arlong witnessed, such as human pirates coming to Fishman Island/District to kidnap and enslave seafolk, which would only reinforce Arlongâs beliefs and give him justification and/or excuses for the things he did.
It's honestly fascinating. Judging Arlong simply by the Arlong Park arc in the anime, he's more of a one-dimensional asshole, but the live-action of OP, as well as what is revealed about fishmen in the Sabaody and Fishman Island arcs, gives the gorgeous sharkman (as well as the fishman and seafolk races overall) some depth.
Yes, Yolande is inspired by Arlongâs y/n from my very first One Piece/Arlong story. I had a lot of fun with Home from the Sea and setting a scenario where he got to keep Arlong Park, but this time I wanted to do something closer to canon. This also resulted in some serious consideration for Yolande and how I wanted to develop her (and Arlong), and Iâm having a lot of fun so far. I am watching the anime on Netflix (as well as many of the movies) and hoo boy, the most recent episodes of OP certainly have come a loooooong way from the first season/saga of the anime.
Who knows if we will see Arlong again in the anime or manga, but I hope this story is a fun what-if of that. All feedback/suggestions/reviews are welcome.
The rest of the story can be found on my A03, the censored version (sex scenes cut) is mirrored on FFN.
Chapter 3 of my totally kawaii desu story about a magical catgirl is now up! Link goes to A03.
Summary - A man who has struggled against the world's expectations for too long finds out that his pet cat is really a magical catgirl! And that catgirl needs a hero to keep her safe!
This particular chapter has smexings in it, so is 18+. There's also some discussion of past traumas and etc. Overall this story is not a work of erotica, but it does have some consensual sex scenes in it, and there's discussion of mental illness, past trauma, toxic relationships.
III
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Sharing his home with her while she was in human form was a heady experience. There was no denying his attraction to her â or the way his body acknowledged it â but Minato still held himself back. The last thing he wanted to do was make her feel unsafe, especially since sheâd revealed her secret just a day ago. He took a deep breath, steadying himself as he felt her hand, and he focused on her face.
âIf you keep your hand there, thenâŠâ
âThen what?â she challenged. He swallowed thickly, blushing.
âIâm trying not to-â He trailed off, looking down shyly. Her hand slid down several centimeters, and he bit back a whine as he felt the pressure move dangerously close to where he ached for her, however much he might try to restrain himself. âI just want you to feel safe and I donât want to scare you awayâŠâ
âIf I didnât feel safe, I wouldnât be doing this.â Her hand finally settled over his groin, where his cock gave a definite twitch under the yukata and his boxers. âI do find you attractive, after all. But then, itâs hard not to be attracted to such a sweet and caring man.â
His cock gave a firm twitch at that, and he let out a low groan, feeling the heat rise up his neck. âIf⊠if you really want toâŠâ he managed to breathe out.
âIâve seen you when youâre just out of the shower. Iâve imagined what it would feel like to have your arms wrapped around me⊠your chest against mine. Your presence between my legs. And I saw you masturbate one nightâŠâ
He made a small, strangled noise. âI always made sure I was aloneâŠâ
âYes, you did, but one night, it was dark, and I was on the windowsill.â
He thought back to a couple of weeks ago. It was the new moon, so there was very little light from outside, considering his bedroom window faced the backyard. How easily a black cat could hide in that darkness. Heâd wondered if he was being watched while he had his manhood in his hand, but he had chalked it up to anxiety acting up.
Despite his shock and embarrassment, the blood continued to flow downward, encouraged along by Hoshiâs hand, applying careful but insistent pressure.
âYou have a very nice organ. While I watched you, I imagined what it might feel like inside of me. Of course, as a cat, I could not act upon that.â
âBut now, you can,â Minato whispered, his hand clenching against the small of her back as she pressed down more firmly. He shifted, pressing back against her. The pulse seemed to roar in his brain as he processed the implications of what was happening. The possibilities. âHoshiâŠâ he breathed. His underwear felt too tight. There was so much he wanted to do. Where did he even start? Her scent seemed to fill his senses, warm, musky, and sweet.
âWhat do you want?â she asked, her breath warm against his ear as she nuzzled him, maintaining that gentle but insistent pressure.
âYou,â he breathed out huskily. âJust you.â He lifted a hand to cup her cheek, feeling her lean her head into it. âWhatever you want to give me, Iâll be grateful for it.â
âYou really are such a gentleman! Such chivalry! And honor!â She sat back, placing her hands over her heart in a dramatic gesture. Her expression softened. âI know you think some of the codes of our people are too rigid, that honor demands too much. But this speaks of your own honor, not what society expects of you. I truly am lucky you brought me into your home.â
She slid off the couch, taking his hand. Almost before he realized it, he was on his bed, with her tugging open his yukata. He abandoned all efforts to restrain his arousal. She tugged down his boxers and took him in hand, pumping him slowly. Oh, it felt so good! His eyelids fluttered as he looked up at her, squirming as she squeezed.
âWait, what about⊠uhâŠâ Minato let out a groan as she applied firm pressure to the base of his cock. âcontra- cont-â He tried to form the rest of the word, but she rubbed the tip of his manhood with her thumb. He didnât have condoms sitting around, and he tried to remember if the convenience store in town was open this late.
âThe curse prevents that sort of thing from happening,â she said, continuing to pump him for a bit, like she wanted to explore him before she let him penetrate her. Her fingers slid down to his balls, and he groaned her name, blushing, lying there with his yukata open. He wasnât a virgin, but he might as well be one, for how anxious intimacy made him despite his desire. But she wasnât judging him. She was offering freely, and he didnât doubt her sincerity. Sheâd seen all of him and still wanted him.
The bedside lamp was on, its gray-blue shade gently muting the bulbâs harsh light. Minatoâs gaze moved between her hand and her face. She massaged him with a skillful hand, her fingers trailing around his groin, scraping along his inner thighs with just enough pressure to make him shiver pleasurably. She tugged his pubic hair carefully, and he was surprised at how nice that felt, the gentle tugging just around the root of his aching need.
He placed one hand behind his head, settling against a pillow, his other hand resting on her knee as if she were his anchor to this world.
Minato let out a small, instinctive whine when she pulled back.
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Hoshi smiled down at him, admiring the sight before her, his yukara open to provide a view that was enticing. She shifted at his side, tutting at him reassuringly when he whined at her. He was adorable, blushing even as he ached for her, cock seeping a drop of precum.
She had practical experience in such matters, but sheâd also gained much from observation, because few people noticed, much less objected to a cat sitting in a shadowed corner, or up on the rafters, or in the space behind a bed or chair.
Minatoâs manhood stood at full attention; sheâd ensured that heâd filled every centimeter he had available of his flesh. His fingers dug against her knee as she reached to cup his balls, squeezing them. His cock twitched, and he whispered her name.
She reached with both hands to undo her sash, tugging it aside before letting her yukata fall open. She heard his breath hitch in his throat as she rose on her knees, offering him a generous view of her front. Soft, perky tits tipped a dusky rose. A smooth stomach with a faint swell above her sex, which was topped by neatly-trimmed dark hair. She let him stare at her for several moments before she moved forward, straddling him. His hands fluttered to her hips, and she nodded approvingly before she positioned herself and slid down on him, savoring the sensation as she controlled her descent.
Sheâd done this before for survival and safety, her mind going elsewhere, but with Minato, she was focused on him. His expressions shifted â tightening in pleasure, slackening for the same reason, the occasional utterance of her name. She increased her rhythm, reaching out at one point to touch his face, rubbing his cheek with her thumb. He grabbed her hand and pressed hungry kisses along her wrist and the inside of her arm, and she smiled at that as she continued to grind against him.
âHoshi⊠hoshi! I-â He wrapped his arm around her middle, hugging her close as he ground against her, riding out his orgasm. She purred out his name as he buried his face against her chest, and she rested her hand against the back of his head, letting him hold onto her as if his life depended on it.
She rolled her hips several times as she clenched, feeling him shudder as his embrace tightened. He hugged her close for several long moments before his grip loosened.
He looked so cute, his expression bordering on dazed as he basked in the afterglow. She remained where she was, wiggling a few more times before she slid off him and settled at his side. He wrapped his arm around her, burying his face against her hair.
His skin was warm against her own, her chest pressed against his side. She nestled her head against his shoulder, feeling her breathing and pulse slow as she savored Minatoâs presence and warmth. After a few minutes, he shifted, rolling onto his side to face her as he looked down at her. âHow did I get so lucky?â he asked tenderly before he pressed his lips to her forehead.
So many men felt entitled to a womanâs body, but Minato expressed sincerity and gratitude for what she chose to offer him. She let out an approving hum at his words. He reached and took her hand, laying it on top of his chest, his hand warm as it sat on top of her own, and she felt his heartbeat.
She closed her eyes as he peppered kisses along her forehead and temple before moving down to her cheek and jaw, nuzzling her as he held onto her hand. She sighed and relaxed, cuddling him as he continued his journey downward. He pressed his nose and lips to one breast then the other, nuzzling them before he kissed a line down her stomach.
With his free hand, he lifted her knee, his gaze drifting to her most intimate areas. She shifted, settling onto her back to give him a better view, and he smiled at that.
âYouâre so good at spreading yourself, regardless of whatever form youâre in⊠although this time, youâre getting a lot more than a tummy rub!â he teased her. She giggled at that before he leaned down to place kisses and nuzzle along her inner thighs. She gave out a sigh of contentment, purring softly under his tender attentions as he started rubbing her hips and outer thighs with his hands.
âOh, MinatoâŠâ She didnât normally let people rub her belly in cat form; that was a privilege others had to earn, as a practical matter of safety. His lips pressed just below her navel.
âHoshi⊠Iâm aroused again,â she heard him say. Her eyelids fluttered open to see him propped up between her legs, using a hand to steady himself on the comforter as he looked down at her. In the shadows cast by his torso, she could see the tip of his erection jutting out under the lamplight.
She wiggled at him enticingly, settling against the comforter and spreading her thighs in an unmistakable invitation.
He started off slow, nuzzling her, running a hand along her face and hair as he ground against her, whispering endearments. She clenched around him, returning his affectionate nuzzles and running her hands along his chest, arms, and back, feeling his sharp breathing as he increased his pace.
He choked out her name as he drove into her frantically, letting out a sharp squeal as he tumbled over the edge before burying his face against the side of her neck, shivering as his thrusts slowed. She ran her fingers through his hair and rubbed his back. He stayed where he was for a bit, keeping himself propped up on his elbows so she was comfortable.
Finally, he slid out of her and flopped down at her side, draping an arm across her middle.
âThank you for everything,â he said, burying his face against her shoulder. She let out a soft purr as she closed her eyes, dozing off as she basked in Minatoâs warmth.
After he fell asleep, Hoshi wrapped the yukata around herself and carefully tucked Minato in before going to the living room, turning on the tablet Minato gave to her to use. It was a bit old, but still worked well. She checked her e-mail and several of her favorite sites. Technology might have made some things harder, but sheâd figured out how to use some of it to her advantage, especially wi-fi. With some of her former companions, she would figure out how to use their devices if she watched them input their passcodes, using their devices when they were at work or sleeping. In human form, she often made use of libraries.
Her fingers danced across the screen as she checked her accounts before downloading a couple of documents and relaxing on the couch as she typed. For so long, sheâd dreamed of other worlds, like in the tales that her ancestors had passed down, of kami and spirits and monsters. As a cat, she listened to much, for who guarded their tongue around a cat? Bit by bit, she learned how to read and write, and whenever she had the opportunity, she would peruse the classics of Japanese literature.
When Japan was forced to open its doors to the world in the middle of the 19th century, she put herself to work at learning as much language as she could she from the foreigners who came to trade and enjoy the splendors of a country that had become so stratified through the centuries that upward mobility was all but impossible.
The foreigners saw none of this, however. They were dazzled by the beauty of the Orient, not simply by its art, textiles, furniture, or otherwise. Itâd been easy to form casual liaisons with foreigners, using them to gain sustenance and shelter, and some gold or silver along the way. Gold and silver eventually became replaced by dollars and other currencies. Because of the unique life sheâd led, she was able to adapt to the presence of foreigners better than many other Japanese did.
Out of necessity, she was an opportunist. That said, those who treated her with kindness gained a valuable companion in return, even if many of them never knew her secret. She smiled to herself, tapping the screen as she worked on her project. Itâd been decades in the making. Perhaps even a century. But in her cat form, she had plenty of time to think and ruminate, and foster a desire to make herself heard.
She nodded to herself as she tapped out the last few sentences of a chapter of Samurai Kitty before saving and backing up the document. That done, she opened another one, working on more material for her project. Write what you know, was a piece of writing advice sheâd heard once.
That had proven itself when she created the character of an anthropomorphic cat woman, the titular Samurai Kitty. Hoshi had never been a samurai, but sheâd lived in the households of several. Sheâd watched a man commit seppuku. Sheâd pretended to be a vengeful ghost to help a companion whoâd been assaulted and dishonored. Sheâd heard the tearful prayers, the reciting of sutras, the oration of classics, and haiku. Sheâd sat on the rafters and watched boys and men drill and practice combat skills, and done likewise for banquets and ceremonies.
The world sheâd created was a fictionalized version of Japan, where magic was more apparent and society, while still bearing many traditional Japanese mores, wasnât quite as stratified.
Sheâd posted the first chapter online a few years ago, and although she hadnât gained fame, her success was modest. Sheâd received several positive comments and reviews on it, and since then had posted several more chapters of Samurai Kittyâs adventures. She might be using a pen name, but it made her feel seen and heard, almost as if affirming that she was indeed real, even if the tale she published was one of fantasy.
Well, mostly fantasy, because she was living proof that magic was real. She continued working for a couple more hours and doing a bit of research.
âMmm. Couldnât sleep?â she heard him ask. Sheâd been so absorbed in writing that she flinched in surprise before smiling and blushing.
âI find it difficult to sleep for a full night like a person,â she admitted. âSome nights I get a bit of the zoomies.â
He laughed at that and sat next to her. His hair was rumpled. âWhat are you doing?â he asked lightly.
âJust looking up some things. You mentioned wanting to go down to the city tomorrow afternoon, right?â she asked as she quickly tapped the screen, saving her work.
âIf thatâs all right with you. You still want these candles?â he asked with an affectionate smile. She nodded before setting the tablet down and leading him back to bed. Several hours of reading and writing made the darkness of the bedroom and Minatoâs warmth against her an especially welcome sensation.
In the morning, she made breakfast, yogurt with granola and some strawberry preserves. As they were eating, the package arrived, and Minato beamed as he received it, setting it down on the kitchen island. Part of her wanted to open the package now, and her gaze drifted over to it as she finished her food.
Heâd gotten her everything she selected, but the corners of his eyes crinkled in excitement as he pulled out a few more items. All sheâd gotten for herself was a pair of sandals and a pair of comfortable canvas shoes, but Minato had gotten her a pair of light but sturdy boots as well. He also got her a bag and a winter jacket, dark gray on the outside with deep pink lining.
âYou didnât have to,â she said gently as he held up the coat, beaming down at her. It was the same pink as the shirt sheâd selected for herself. She giggled softly at that, how thoughtful! Thankfully, the boots were a sedate black and dark gray; most of the items she tended to choose for herself were more muted in color as blending in was part of her survival tactics. Even so, she couldnât help but be drawn to deep and bright colors, especially fuchsia and electric blue.
Heâd gotten a few pieces of clothing for himself as well, along with a few teas and treats to share. Opportunist she might be⊠but she was very capable of gratitude. She moved around the island and placed a kiss on his cheek.
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Later that morning, theyâd taken the train down to Sapporo. It wasnât Tokyo, but it was lively enough for Minato, and from the looks of it, Hoshi was enjoying herself as well. He had not been to Sapporo in a couple of months, but he didnât feel so overwhelmed now that he had Hoshi at his side. Theyâd bought some onigiri before walking to one of the parks, taking their time. Sheâd even allowed him to take a couple of pictures of her, and a selfie of the two of them in front of a waterfall. As it got dark, they went downtown to shop at some of the high-tech stores. He bought her a phone and a new tablet, telling her heâd set it all up and connect it to his own devices so she could communicate with him regardless of her form.
âYou really are too generous, Minato! Your old tablet works fine!â
He smiled at that. At least she wasnât greedy and demanding like some of the beautiful but deceptive women heâd heard about in fairy tales. âI want you happy and comfortable,â he reassured her as he looked down at her, studying her face.
âYou really mean that?â she asked in a soft, almost shy voice.
âOf course I do, little shadow. If itâs money youâre worried about, itâs fine! Let me take care of you; that makes me happy.â
âIn that case⊠would you please get a tablet stand? Itâll make it easier to use once IâŠâ She trailed off with a meaningful nod.
âOf course!â His gaze swept the display cases as he perused the various accessories.
âAnd a keyboard? I prefer that for when IâŠâ She flexed her fingers. They ended up with a new tablet, a tablet stand, a keyboard, and a phone among a few other accessories. He would have balked at spending all that on most other people, but Hoshi was worth every yen he spent. What the hell, he told himself as he bought a spare charging cord as well as a new bag for his laptop.
With the purchases divided up between his backpack and her bag, they made a leisurely stroll along several downtown streets, doing window-shopping. They stopped at a yakitori restaurant, where he watched Hoshi lick her fingers and the skewer after she ate the meat off it. He regarded her with a faint smile, and she blushed self-consciously.
âThe sauce is just really good.â
âYouâre right, it is good! Donât let a drop go to waste!â he admonished lightly, wagging his finger at her, a grin tugging at the corner of his lips. Music played in the restaurant, and the sounds of traffic and chatter filtered in from outside, but right now he felt at peace, enjoying his treat and the fair cat-maiden that was sharing it with him.
Less than a day remained before she had to go back to cat form. Heâd already marked the calendar in his phone for the next full moon and the days around it. He tried not to think about that and simply enjoy the time he did have with her. Human or cat, she was still Hoshi, the sweetest soul heâd ever known. When she asked for more yakitori, he did not think twice before ordering more. In the corner of the restaurant, a television was playing a football match, but he wasnât paying attention to it. Why should he, when he had Hoshi at his side?
Full from yakitori and buzzed from the beer, they took the train back home, Hoshi leaning against him as they relaxed against the seat, her arm hooked around his. After the din of Sapporoâs downtown and its nightlife, the silence in town was almost deafening but welcome. Leaves rustled quietly, an occasional engine punctuating the autumn peace as they walked the final leg of their journey to his house. Already, he was thinking of what they could do next month. He could take her out for taiyaki. They could go to the seaside. Hiking up in the mountains.
It was quite late at night and the house was quiet. Hoshi moved around in the dark, sliding off her shoes and hanging up her jacket without stumbling into anything while Minato was closing the door.
âHow the hell are you doing that?â Minato asked with a soft laugh as he turned on the light and made sure the front door was locked.
âCats have excellent night vision.â
âOh! Of course,â Minato replied with a sheepish chuckle. She took his backpack and her bag, setting them aside.
âI can make us some tea, if you like. Iâm not ready to go to bed even though itâs late.â
They had tea while watching a couple of episodes of Star Trek while Hoshi cuddled up to him. He wrapped his arm around her, nuzzling her contentedly and smelling a faint trace of yakitori sauce. Hoshi had made sure to choose the caffeine-free tea, and in due time, Minato felt himself relaxing, his head lolling to the side. The stirring of desire was there, but it wasnât urgent.
When the episode wound down to an end, Hoshi nuzzled him. âShould we go to bed?â she asked.
He stared at her for a moment before nodding quickly, feeling his desire rise. He had just enough presence of mind amidst the influx of erotic thoughts to remember the candles heâd bought for her. âGet ready, then,â he said warmly. âI just need to use the bathroom first.â
Minato freshened himself in front of the mirror, splashing water on his face before he studied his features. He didnât consider himself handsome, but Hoshi thought otherwise, and that warmed his heart. He regarded his reflection with a quick smile before brushing his teeth. He went to his backpack, pulling out one of the shopping bags from his outing with Hoshi. In it were three scented candles and a lighter. Hoshi had selected two of the scents, one was cinnamon and apple, the other jasmine and freesia. The third candle was his choosing, sandalwood and citrus.
He selected the freesia and jasmine, carrying it and the lighter to his bedroom. His breath hitched in his throat as he saw Hoshi sitting there in his yukata, her hair down.
He set the candle on the nightstand and lit it before turning off the lamp, plunging the room into a mixture of shadow with candle- and moonlight, deep golds contrasting with cool silver. His bedroom had relatively few modern-day accessories visible; if he removed them, one could almost believe theyâd stepped back in time, especially with the wooden furniture and the few watercolors he had on the walls. His bedding was a mixture of navy blue and dark gray, lent a warmer hue by the candle.
âYouâre stunning,â he breathed, standing there for several moments as he stared at her, studying and memorizing the image before him. It seemed like something out of a romance novel, or the happy ending for the hero after his adventure. Or a scene in a hentai game or the opening to a porno... the baser part of his mind whispered, recalling media heâd watched or played with in his younger days. He pushed these thoughts aside; this was reality, and Hoshi deserved all the love and respect he could offer.
âI know,â Hoshi replied with a soft purr, instead of demurring as societal norms dictated. He smirked at that. She held out her hand to him, and he let her pull him onto the bed.
âDo you want toâŠâ He looked down at her, seeing the candlelight dance across her features.
âDo I want to what?â she replied in a light tone, cuddling up against him and giving a strategic wiggle, her hip against his groin.
âThat,â he groaned, his eyelids fluttering before he said the word. In response, she ground against him again, and he wrapped an arm around her, hugging her close, burying his face against the side of her neck. âHoshi, pleaseâŠâ
She took his free hand and guided it to the sash that held her yukata closed.
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This time, it was Minato who rose before her, leaving her nestled comfortably on his bed, the blankets tucked under her chin, before he retreated from the bedroom. It wasnât until she smelled ramen that she roused herself from bed, pulling on the yukata and doing her morning ablutions. She had just a few hours left as a human until next month.
Minato was at the counter, finishing his cooking. She slid up behind him and wrapped her arms around his middle, hearing him give out a happy sigh. He reached down with one hand to squeeze her own before she pulled back.
Minato was a fair cook, and she ate breakfast with gratitude. Sheâd been willing to make it for him, but she would not object to having her care reciprocated. This one is a keeper.
âIs there anything you would like to do, beforeâŠâ he trailed off.
âI think a walk would be nice. The sunâs out!â
He smiled in assent. The autumn morning was brisk, but the sun took the chill away. Minato lived just inside the borders of town; much of the land beyond it was farmland and orchards, along with some forest.
âThis is how I want to spend all of my mornings,â he said contentedly as they strolled by the side of the road, looking out at the fields and trees. Red and gold liberally peppered the trees, and he saw clusters of kabocha pumpkins, their dark green rinds gleaming dully in the morning light. Under other plots of ground were sweet potatoes or taro. A few plots held persimmon trees, and dew sparkled on the fruit and leaves. âThis is so much better than going to work!â he laughed.
Suddenly, she felt a tingle at the back of her brain. The countdown had started. Sheâd timed it several times in the past, it was always between 45 minutes to an hour between the tingle and her cat form. Generally, she didnât get that tingle until about two or three hours after sunrise. She asked him for the time. He checked his phoneâs display, the background was a picture of Hoshi stretched out on the sofa in her cat form. Heâd taken it several weeks ago.
â9:34,â Minato said. She took a deep breath, pushing back the sensation, focusing on the pleasure of her walk.
Walks were something she often did as a cat, and it did have its benefits â a heightened sense of hearing and smell, good night vision, the fluid grace of a feline. But a walk as a human was a different experience. To be seen and acknowledged, to be spoken to, asked questions or given small talk, and entertained with anecdotes or jokes.
To the farmers that greeted Minato on his walk, she presented herself as a friend of his from university. It was an identity sheâd taken several times as needed. She was Hoshi Sato, a student of Japanese history and the English language. Considering her life and experience, she was capable of holding a deep discussion on either subject â and several others â despite having no formal education.
She read books whenever she could, though that was much easier as a human than as a cat. At least with Minato, heâd assured her heâd maintain access for her when she was in cat form â the tablet stand was to hold up the tablet to make it easier for her to use in feline form, and he said he was looking into getting some spiral-bound books so she could easily flip the pages with her paws and not have to hold pages down.
She smiled to herself as she entered the house. 9:51 read the clock in the bedroom as Hoshi changed out of her clothes, setting them in the laundry basket.
âDo you want some tea?â Minato asked. She smiled and shook her head.
âI find it best not to eat or drink anything for a couple of hours before.â
He glanced at her thoughtfully before his eyes widened in comprehension. âItâs not good to be too full when your body gets smaller, huh?â
âLess comfortable, yes,â she affirmed.
âIs there anything I can do to help?â he asked. She shook her head.
âIt did hurt the first few times when I transformed back and forth. But now, my body is used to it. Come sit with me on the couch. We can talk until then.â
He sat on the couch with her head on his lap as he stroked her hair. She could feel how tense he was. He was being sweet and thoughtful, but that didnât change the fact that he was trying to rein in his anxiety. He was about to see something very few people ever got to see. His free leg jiggled as he ran his fingers through her hair, and she purred to soothe him.
âIâll still be here, regardless of my form,â she reminded him gently.
âI⊠I know that. I mean, yes, the logical part of my brain understands that. I remember what youâve told me, Iâm able to comprehend it, but at the same time⊠itâs justâŠâ he let out a short, bewildered scoff.
âJust relax. Keep petting me, and take a deep breath,â she coaxed. Some of his tension slipped away, and she smiled.
She lifted her head and sat up, and she heard Minatoâs breath hitch. The tingle came across her, this time from outside her body, like it was trying to press her down and mold her like clay. She arched her back, fingers digging against the seat before they turned into claws. Suddenly, her yukata was too large for her, the dark fabric covering her like a blanket. Her head, covered in black fur and topped by pointy ears, slid out from under the collar.
Minato let out a breathless laugh, staring at her for several moments. He extended his arms toward her, and she slid into his lap, feeling him wrap them around her carefully as he nuzzled the top of her head.
âSweetheart.â He rubbed her behind her ear, and she purred, swishing her tail happily.
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Minato didnât want to go to work the next day, but heâd missed three days and had already gotten a text from his father. The message was polite, but couched in it was the unmistakable steel of his fatherâs authority. The older Yashida was less concerned about his sonâs personal welfare and more concerned about him having another breakdown and possibly impacting the companyâs reputation.
At least this time, he knew Hoshi would be there, waiting for him at the end of the day. He could vent to her as he did before, only this time he was secure in the knowledge that his cat actually understood him, that he was cared for beyond the affection an animal felt for its owner.
He stepped out of his shoes and set his bag down, putting away his jacket as he let the scent of home wrap around him, the faint scent of lemon polish on the floors mingling with the scent of years of cooking when he moved toward the kitchen. He actually liked the smell; it made the place feel more rustic and homey instead of the cold, steel-clad kitchen in his parentsâ house. The distant, savory scent that hovered around the kitchen walls like a comfortable ghost reminded him of his exile, but also his freedom.
He heard a meow and saw Hoshi approach him, coming down the hallway from his bedroom. No, their bedroom, he corrected himself.
âYour tom has come home!â Minato said in a light voice. âAnd I picked up some salmon, how does grilled salmon for dinner sound?â
In response to that, she purred loudly and wound around his legs before he scooped her up in his arms, nuzzling her cheek and pressing a kiss against the soft fur.
Later, when he cooked the fish and added the maple syrup and soy glaze before plating it up, he sliced Hoshiâs serving into several pieces, laying them out on the plate and garnishing it with a side of rice and several pieces of grilled asparagus. Heâd researched meal options they could share, considering the differences between a catâs digestive system and that of a human.
A water bowl sat next to Hoshiâs plate. âCome on up,â he coaxed, patting the island counter where their meals sat. âYouâre my girlfriend, Iâm not letting you eat on the floor while I eat at the table!â
He sat at one side of the island, eating his own dinner while watching Hoshi chomp on the salmon and asparagus with a contented expression, licking her lips. He was worried heâd overcooked the salmon, so he was gratified to see a better cook than he enjoy his humble offering.
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In Japan, last names typically come first, with the personal name coming second. So Minato would be Yashida Minato and Hoshi would be Sato Hoshi, but given that this is being written in the English language, Iâm using the naming convention more familiar in the English language.
It was hard for me to decide on a last name for Hoshi. The name Hoshi is relatively common and means star. I thought itâd be nice to give Hoshi a name like that, but when I was looking up last names, I was trying various Japanese surnames, and usually the name Hoshi (Lastname) was already in use either by real people or characters in anime/manga. So I finally decided on Hoshi Sato, whose real-life counterpart is an actress in Star Trek Enterprise, which I actually didnât know until I was researching last names for Hoshi the cat-girl and had already established her and Minato to like Star Trek. Iâm going to take that as a happy coincidence, haha. Iâm a Trekker as well, but I will admit that Enterprise is the one Iâve never watched, except for one or two episodes. I know I should at some point after having seen the other series, but there are so many things to watch, and I guess I forgot about Enterprise until I was working out Hoshiâs full name.
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She got the idea for the study while walking with her advisor at Stanford to discuss her thesis topic, and the paper she eventually published in the Journal of Experimental Psychology in 2014 is sharp enough that it should have ended the seated meeting on the day it came out.
She ran 4 experiments on 176 people. Same person tested twice. Once sitting, once walking. The creativity tasks were the standard ones psychologists have used for decades to measure how good a brain is at generating novel useful ideas.
81% of participants in the first experiment produced more creative ideas while walking than while sitting. In the second experiment, 88%. In the third, 100%. Every single person walked into a more creative version of themselves. On average, people generated 60% more novel useful ideas the moment their legs started moving.
The skeptical question is the obvious one. Maybe it was the fresh air. Maybe it was the scenery passing by. Maybe it was the change of environment doing the work, not the walking itself.
Oppezzo killed every one of those explanations with one experimental decision. She put people on a treadmill facing a blank wall. No scenery. No fresh air. No environmental change. Just legs moving in place while staring at white drywall. The 60% boost held.
Then she ran the experiment that closed the case completely. She took participants outside in two conditions. Half of them walked through a Stanford courtyard. The other half were pushed through the exact same courtyard in a wheelchair. Same outdoor stimulation. Same scenery passing at the same speed. The only difference was whether the legs were moving.
The walkers produced dramatically more novel high-quality ideas than the wheelchair group. The outdoors did almost nothing on its own. The walking did everything.
She also tested the opposite kind of thinking. Convergent thinking. The kind where there is one right answer and you have to narrow down to it. Word puzzles where 3 words share a hidden fourth word that connects them. The seated participants did slightly better on these. Walkers got slightly worse.
Walking is not a general intelligence enhancer. It does one specific thing. It opens up the divergent search inside your brain. The part that generates options. The part that produces unexpected connections. The part that takes a problem and finds five ways into it instead of one.
When you need to converge on the single right answer, sit down. When you need to find the answer in the first place, get up.
The mechanism is now well understood. Walking selectively activates what neuroscientists call the default mode network, the system inside your brain that runs when you are not consciously focused on anything. The DMN is where mind-wandering happens. Where memories cross-reference each other. Where ideas that have been sitting in separate folders inside your head finally bump into each other.
When you sit at a desk and force yourself to concentrate, you suppress the DMN. When you walk at a natural pace, the executive part of your brain gets just busy enough handling the walking that the DMN comes online and starts doing the work that focus was blocking.
The most useful finding in the entire paper is the one almost nobody quotes. The boost did not turn off the moment people stopped walking. Participants who walked first and then sat back down stayed elevated. Their next round of seated creativity work was still significantly better than people who had been sitting the whole time. The rest lingered for at least several minutes after the legs stopped moving.
You do not need to do creative work while walking. You need to walk before the creative work. The brain holds the state.
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Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
Timnit Gebru was fired from Google in December 2020 for refusing to retract a research paper, and every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at a scale the industry spent 4 years trying to make people forget about.
Her name is Timnit Gebru.
She co-led the Ethical AI team at Google. She co-wrote a paper called "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots" with Emily Bender at the University of Washington and two other researchers. The paper was 14 pages long. It was submitted to a top AI ethics conference. And it was the reason Google decided that one of the most senior Black women in AI research could no longer work there.
The story Google told publicly was that she resigned. The story she told, confirmed by 2,695 of her colleagues in an open letter, was that she was fired by email while on vacation because she refused to either retract the paper or remove her name from it.
The paper had not even been published yet.
Here is what she actually wrote, and why every prediction inside it has now come true.
The first warning was about scale itself. Bender and Gebru argued that training ever-larger models on ever-larger scrapes of the internet would produce systems that appeared fluent but had no actual understanding of language. They called these systems stochastic parrots because they would repeat patterns from training data with statistical confidence and zero comprehension. The paper predicted that this apparent intelligence would fool both users and developers into trusting outputs that were structurally incapable of being reliable.
This was 2020. GPT-3 had just come out. The paper predicted the hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.
The second warning was about bias amplification. The paper documented in detail that internet-scale training data contains systematic overrepresentation of dominant viewpoints and underrepresentation of marginalized ones. The models would not just absorb this bias. They would amplify it, because the optimization process rewards confident outputs, and confidence in language patterns tracks frequency in the training set.
The prediction was that hiring tools built on these models would discriminate against women. That healthcare triage tools would underperform on Black patients. That loan approval systems would entrench inequality while presenting their decisions as neutral algorithmic judgment.
Every one of those things has now been documented in deployment.
Amazon's hiring algorithm penalized resumes that contained the word "women" in any context. Healthcare risk scoring algorithms used by major US hospitals were found to systematically underestimate the medical needs of Black patients. Apple Card's credit algorithm gave wives credit lines 10x lower than their husbands for the same financial profile.
The third warning was about environmental cost. The paper calculated that training a single large language model produced emissions equivalent to the lifetime output of 5 cars. The prediction was that the race to scale would create an environmental footprint that would eventually rival entire industries.
In 2024, Google's emissions were up 48% from 2019, and the company explicitly blamed AI infrastructure. Microsoft's were up 29%, same reason. Both companies have now quietly abandoned the climate commitments they were publicly celebrating the year Gebru was fired.
The fourth warning was about documentation. The paper argued that the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit. Nobody at Google, OpenAI, Meta, or any other lab could tell you with confidence what was in the data their models were trained on. This was not a temporary problem to be solved later. It was a permanent feature of the approach.
In 2023, researchers discovered that the LAION-5B dataset, used to train Stable Diffusion and other major image models, contained thousands of images of child sexual abuse material. The companies that had trained on the dataset had no way of knowing. The paper predicted that category of failure 3 years before it was found.
The fifth warning was the one Google cared about most.
Bender and Gebru argued that the deployment of these systems would centralize linguistic and cultural power in the hands of the small number of companies that could afford to train them. The internet would become a place where the dominant voice was a statistical average of dominant voices, presented as a neutral assistant. Languages underrepresented in the training data would degrade over time as more web content was generated by these systems and fed back into the next training run.
This is now happening in real time. A 2024 study found that 57% of new web content in English is AI-generated or AI-assisted. Researchers studying low-resource languages have documented active degradation in translation quality, because the synthetic content fed back into training is itself worse in those languages.
The paper Google fired her for predicted the model collapse problem before model collapse had a name.
The mechanism behind why this all happened is the part of her work that nobody quotes.
Gebru's argument was not that AI is dangerous in some abstract sci-fi sense. Her argument was that AI is dangerous in a very specific structural sense. The technology was being built by a small group of researchers who shared similar backgrounds, worked at similar companies, and were rewarded for shipping products faster than competitors. The incentive structure made it impossible for safety, ethics, and bias concerns to slow anything down. Anyone inside the system who raised those concerns was either ignored, sidelined, or removed.
She was making that argument from inside Google.
Then Google proved her right by removing her.
The team Google had built to make sure their AI was safe was dismantled in 90 days because they did the job they had been hired to do. Margaret Mitchell, the other co-lead of the Ethical AI team, was fired two months after Gebru for searching through her own emails for evidence of how Gebru had been treated.
Gebru did not stop. She founded DAIR, the Distributed AI Research Institute, in 2021. The mission is to do AI research outside the control of the companies that have a financial interest in not hearing the answers.
Every prediction in the Stochastic Parrots paper has now been validated by deployment. Hallucinations are an industry-wide problem the largest labs cannot solve. Bias amplification has been documented in hiring, healthcare, lending, and criminal justice. Environmental costs are larger than entire small countries. Training data audits remain impossible. Model collapse is an active research crisis at every major lab.
The question worth sitting with is the one almost no one in the industry will say out loud.
Every researcher with the technical credibility to call out these problems watched what happened to her in December 2020 and made a calculation about their own career. The number of people willing to speak publicly about safety and ethics issues inside the major AI labs collapsed after that firing and has not recovered.
The researcher Google fired for warning about exactly what is now happening was right.
The company that fired her is now the second-largest deployer of the technology she warned about.
And the people inside that company who agree with her are not allowed to say so.
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Story summary - A passionate retelling of Little Red Riding Hood, this is a twisted fairytale where the Big Bad Wolf gets his happy ending. For those who love monsterfucker and bad guy gets the girl stories, as well as people who enjoy badass grandmothers.
Content warning - mental illness/PTSD, but overall teen-safe (so far)
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Albert Heinrich swept his gaze around the shopping plaza as Carmine and their companions did some shopping. Like with so many villages across the world, many of the teenagers and young adults of Gesewald felt the lure of the world, flocking to cities and the shopping centers they held. It was his little sisterâs birthday, and Greta and her two friends wanted to come here. Since Greta was twelve, her parents didnât want her spending hours with her friends in a shopping center without a chaperone.
However, Mrs. Heinrich wasnât feeling well, and her husband decided to remain home so he could keep an eye on her. Fortunately, Albert and Carmine agreed to take the girls in exchange for enough euros to pay for gas and lunch.
Dad had tossed in some extra for shopping. Albert found a few books and was now at a table, eating curry sausage with potato dumplings while Greta and her friends emerged from a clothing shop.
âWe want to go on the carousel, will you be a dear brother and watch our stuff for us?â Greta asked, batting her eyes. Albert made a show of rolling his eyes, but shrugged and gestured to the table. The girls deposited their bags and went over to the carousel that sat off the food court, a bright, red and gold twinkling contraption that added ambiance to a place already teeming with sound and colors.
They got in line, and he scanned the plaza for Carmine. She would be easy to spot in her deep red hoodie. After several minutes, he saw her turn the corner of the food court before she saw him and turned toward his table. âFind anything?â he asked casually.
âA few pretty things, butâŠâ She shrugged. âLooks like you had better luck than me,â she said as she glanced at the bags.
âGreta and her friends are on the carousel and left their stuff with me. But I did find books. Including German to Chinese. I mean, if I can learn English, then why not try for another language?â
âOh, nice! Yeah, go for it.â
Albert had chosen trade school, but he still enjoyed books. Some people liked to study them or teach classes about them, but he simply liked to read them. It was one thing Vati surprisingly showed approval for. âA real man should know how to work with his hands, but thereâs useful knowledge in a book; you just have to choose the right ones.â Practical advice from a practical father.
Sometimes they disagreed on what made a good book, but that hadnât stopped Albert from educating himself, and he enjoyed self-study more than the regimented courses in school.
âThat dish looks good, I think Iâll get one for myself,â he heard her say as he glanced toward the carousel, seeing Greta safely perched on a gilt pink horse, laughing with her friends. He handed Carmine the money and she left the table. Pop music piped through the speakers, mingling with the chatter of patrons and the tunes of a calypso beat from the carousel. Lights twinkled from overhead, and from various signs and displays advertising fast food and electronics, among other things. Various scents wafted through the space from several different types of sausage, dumplings, sauerkraut, pretzels, and strudel, along with a few international food chains.
His gaze drifted between the carousel and Carmine as she waited at the counter for her food. She sat down and started eating, making a small sound of enjoyment. He smiled at that, now down to the last few bites of his own sausage. Mom was a decent cook, but sometimes it was nice to be able to grab some fast food. Carmine checked her phone before sliding it back into her purse, fiddling with the strings of her hood as she ate.
Greta wanted to ride the carousel a few times, but Albert wasnât bothered by it. He let Carmine look over his books.
âOh, I remember reading this in high school for my American Lit class,â she said as she held up one of the books. âThe Scarlet Letter. A classic. I did wish it had ended differently, though.â
âWe can talk about that after Iâve read the book,â Albert offered. She smiled at that before she finished the last bites of her food and sat back, hands in her pockets as she stared at the carousel. It really was an attractive thing, as long as you werenât overwhelmed by the sheer gaudiness of it. The horses had large fake jewels on their reins, and the ceiling and insides had multiple mirrors and lights. With all the parts in motion, it made for a display that was strangely hypnotic, at least to those in the right mindset.
âWhat about you, how are your courses going?â Albert asked. She replied with an agreeable nod. Rosamund was known locally for her remedies; many people swore that her home-brewed medicines worked better than anything a pharmaceutical conglomerate could come up with. Albert had seen enough of her work to be a believer. Not that Rosamund could cure anything, but that her remedies did work for the more minor aches and ills she tended to. Cream for arthritis, tea for stomachaches or headaches, cool salves for overworked muscles. Much of it she grew in her garden, and now Carmine was learning about it too.
People knew that Rosamund had a granddaughter, long lost to her because a local wise woman was nothing against a wealthy man with considerable legal backing. But that granddaughter had become of age a while ago, and even if this world was not always kind to women, Carmine had enough access to resources that enabled her to escape.
He glanced around and then paused, seeing a tall man with dark hair in the shadows just off the food court where an alcove was formed by a pillar. He was wearing a light brown jacket, with clean but almost nondescript clothing under it. The stranger was glancing in their direction, and Albert tensed. He maintained outward calm as his fingers twitched, ready to take out his knife if needed, but he would only do so if he was certain the situation warranted it.
Greta and her friends returned to the table, rosy-cheeked and smiling. They saw Carmine and chattered with her about the things theyâd bought. Greta showed her the new phone case sheâd bought, and Carmine complimented her on it, as well as the other things the three girls got.
âLooks like you had a good birthday,â Albert said dryly. Greta flashed him a winning grin, one tooth missing.
âYou have my gratitude, dear brother. Thanks for being so⊠cool.â The other girls giggled, and even Carmine smiled. Frankly, Albert had no desire to be one of these overprotective big brothers; as long as Greta didnât cause mischief, Albert was happy to let her police herself. So far, Greta hadnât violated that trust.
âYou make this job easy for me, I go easy on you as Iâve always done,â Albert reminded her with a smile.
âOh, hey, do you think your parents might like a treat? Some cookies or fresh strudel?â Carmine asked.
âI think they would. Iâll get some apple strudel,â Greta volunteered. Albert nodded approvingly before his gaze drifted back to the other side of the food court. The dark-haired man was still there. Albert wondered if he should alert Carmine or handle this on his own. Quickly, he looked over to where Greta was ordering food at the Apfelstrudel counter.
When he looked back, the alcove was empty. He blinked and glanced around, but the other man was nowhere to be seen.
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Rosamund checked the messages on her phone after Carmine came home. She heard Francine Heinrich was not feeling well and wondered if she should call or if that would disturb a much-needed nap. She settled for sending Albert a text. Many people were resistant to upgrades in technology, but Rosamund had to admit she enjoyed the convenience of being able to text her granddaughter or other people.
âMutti's resting, says sheâs just under the weather. I did see a man at the shopping center. Dark hair and dark jacket,â came Albertâs text several minutes later. âSaid and did nothing, Could have been waiting for someone, but saw him looking at us.â
Rosamund let out a slow exhale as she read the text. Itâd been over a year now since her granddaughter came to live with her. It was inevitable someone would come looking for her. Karl was not the sort of man who would let others disrupt his carefully laid out plans. To him, setbacks were overcome, not tolerated. The laws of this world could protect Carmine only so much.
She slid her phone into the pocket of her sweater before stepping out onto the porch. Sheâd been practicing the wise ways for as long as she could remember, and the protective magic woven around her cottage and Gesewald was proof of that. Still, she was only one old woman between her granddaughter and a monster who wanted to consume her.
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The morning sun hung over the skyline, outlining the skyscrapers that thrust upward across the river. Karl Hofmann sat at the mahogany dining table, reading a newspaper. Most people subscribed to online delivery nowadays, but Karl preferred the feel of paper in his hands when he had his breakfast. The New York Times was spread before him as he enjoyed his eggs Benedict.
His smartphone sat near his elbow. The screen indicated new messages, but none of them were priority, so he ignored it as he listened to the chatter of his wife and younger children getting ready for the day.
âAre you coming with us?â Geoff asked as he strode into the dining room, trailing his jacket behind him. Karl looked at the young blonde boy before shaking his head. He pretended not to see the disappointment in his sonâs face. Alice said the children needed fresh air, so she took them to the park that was several blocks away. He didnât stop her because he didnât disagree, even if he didnât like parks. It got them out of the house so he could read his newspaper at a leisurely pace.
After he finished breakfast, he put his dishes in the sink as he pondered his itinerary for the day. He intended to make good use of this Saturday, including a session at the gym. Alice said he needed to spend more time with his children. Fine. Theyâd have a movie night, then. The children could pick a movie, and he could have a pleasing night with his wife.
His thoughts returned to his oldest child, Blanche. Despite losing his first wife at a relatively young age, heâd done his best to take care of his oldest daughter, and fortunately, as a man of means, he was easily able to do that. After a year, he found a new wife and emphasized that although they could have more children together, Blanche would always be part of the family.
⊠Even when Blanche had her difficulties. Heâd maintained a firm hand. Ensured that she got the help that she needed. Some parents would simply allow their children to run wild, but not him. Itâd worked for a few years, but then over a year ago, sheâd disappeared. She used money she had saved up, and when she should have completed her first semester at university, there was no longer a trace of her. Naturally, heâd sent investigators after her. She notified the police so they would not treat her absence like a kidnapping.
Karl Hofmann treated it like one, nonetheless. Heâd used his considerable resources to destroy Ludolf, yet that damnable creature remained a specter in his daughterâs life, a memory heâd done his best to wipe from his daughterâs psyche.
After he got home from the gym, he took a shower and checked his messages. He raised an eyebrow when he checked his critical messages.
She has been located. I found her in Blauburg.
He contained himself as his pulse quickened when he perused the words. She was practically on the other side of the world. He waited several moments before replying to the message.
Very good. Keep me updated.
âWhy donât we have a movie night?â Karl asked his children later. This led to an inevitable argument over which movie to get, but he was in a good mood. âWeâll start with the movie Klaus wants⊠and then watch the big kids movie after he falls asleep?â Karl asked. âWeâll even order dinner, howâs that?â he offered like a king granting a blessing upon his subjects.
As they chattered about the places they could order from, he glanced at his wife. âIâll bring up one of the bottles of wine. Your choice.â
âI guess the gym put you in a good mood,â she replied lightly. He smiled at that.
âItâs nice what an adrenaline rush can do for you.â
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Carmine patted her pockets, making sure she had everything before going on her walk. Pepper spray. Knife. Fully-charged phone. No one had given her trouble since she came here, but better safe than sorry. Her grandmother knew where she was going. The trails that led people through the forest had markers that were maintained, and Gesewald did not make itself accessible to drifters.
It was an overcast day, and she pulled the hood of her red sweatshirt up, boots making a soft crunching sound as she trod across fallen leaves. Sheâd walked this path many times, at first with her grandmother, but now she was able to manage on her own. She focused on her senses, hearing the rustle of leaves and the distant trickle of a stream, the scent of dead vegetation,
Sheâd become familiar with the forest in its different phases. Winter, with its thick layer of snow, though there were times of frost and thaw where things might be revealed for a while before being reclaimed. Spring, where green bloomed through the layer left over from autumn and winter, and other colors would rear their heads when their time came. Summer with lush foliage and harvests of fruit for Grandmotherâs jellies and pies. Autumn offered more things to collect, along with elegant flame-colored foliage and cool days. Soon it would be Thanksgiving, at least it would be if she were still with her father in the United States.
For all the difficulties she had with her father, Thanksgiving was one of the more pleasant memories she had of her family. It wasnât the same without her mother or grandmother, but she didnât hold that against her stepmother and let the holiday distract her from her worries for a bit. Afterward, when everyone was full, Alice would put on movies, and she would relax and watch with her younger siblings, even if she found some of the more child-friendly movies boring.
Sometimes she wondered how her younger siblings were doing, but sheâd been extra careful after running away from home. She let out a small sigh before she focused on the path. Here and then, a narrower path would branch off between the trees, leading to patches where bushes of wild currants, raspberries, elderberries, blackberries, or rose-hips burst with a sweet harvest at their appointed times of the year. This previous summer, sheâd learned how to make jellies and preserves. Itâd been quite the experience, but she would be more confident next year.
Would she be here next summer? Why not? She didnât really miss university, not after so many years of classes and tests. Officially, she was unemployed, but she helped her grandmother around the house and did various errands, and had used her own savings to buy her grandmother that new television. If she were frugal with her savings, she could stay here indefinitely.
...And then what? Get married? Have kids? Or become a spinster? Her grandmother told her she still had plenty of time to figure out what she wanted to do.
The crack of a twig made her flinch. She turned her head in the direction of the sound, hands sliding down to grasp her knife and spray. A tall, powerful-looking man stood under the shade of a pine tree. She stared for several moments, waiting for him to make a move.
He was ruggedly handsome with a sharp jawline covered by a five oâclock shadow. Even though the left side of his body was obscured by the tree, she could see that he was broad-shouldered, with black hair that ended just below his shoulders. He shifted his weight so she could see more of him, and her breath stilled. She knew him⊠but that didnât make sense. Sheâd never seen this man before in her life. She wouldnât forget such a face.
What? How was it she knew this man, when she had never seen him? Sure, sheâd seen some men through the years who looked much the same â tall, strong, dark hair, and the like. But⊠She knew him. No, you donât, came a sharp inner voice.
He took a step forward, and she saw a glint of dark gold in his eyes. He was clad in a worn leather jacket and boots that looked almost like theyâd come from another century. Slowly, she turned to face him, listening to see if this intruder had a partner who was lurking around, waiting to ambush her. She was so intent on that that she did not feel the faint buzz in the back of her head.
She took a step back. Bad. Stay away, she heard her fatherâs voice. The grip on the can of spray and the hilt of the knife tightened.
âOh, my dear Red Hood. Thereâs no need for that. I would never hurt you, you know that,â the man said, his voice bordering on gravelly. The eyes were predatory, but he had an expression of concern on his face. He had a long, straight nose and a wide but handsome mouth.
âIâm not your dear,â she snapped with irritation edged with fear. Had her father found where she was and sent this man after her? No. Her father would not hire such a man⊠she was certain of it. And⊠no! She scolded herself when she became conscious of the fact that she found him attractive. His shirt stretched across the muscles of his chest and stomach...
No, no, no! Youâre not supposed to be sexy! The buzz in the back of her head increased, and her vision swam for a moment. âIâm⊠Iâm not-â
Be a good girl. Take your medicine, and there will be no more wolves. She swallowed thickly as she took a step back.
âOh shit. That bastard really did a number on you, didnât he?â she heard him say, seeing him come closer. She took another step back, bringing out the spray. Before she could use it, his hand shot out, grasping her wrist in a grip that seemed almost literal iron.
A jolt passed through her. Wolves are predators. Theyâre not to be trusted. Remember all the stories, she heard her fatherâs voice say. They will tear you apart and consume you until nothing is left before they move to their next meal.
âYour father will pay for what he has done,â she heard the man growl. Then he shifted â she wasnât sure if she was hallucinating or not â and there was a large, dark wolf. A roar filled her ears, and the buzzing intensified. She fell to her knees.
âFight it,â she heard the man â or wolf â growl. âYour father gained access to dark, forbidden magic. He took away what mattered most to you, because what you wanted did not run parallel with what he wanted for you.â
The buzzing increased, and she moaned as she lifted her hands to her ears, but that did nothing to help. Wolves. She had dreams of them ever since she was little. Of running through the forest with a wolf at her side, or riding one. They were always so vivid compared to normal dreams, and haunted her in the waking world. She dreamed of ancient forests and sunny glens when her father kept her in towers of glass and steel.
No, Father. I made my choice, she said in what seemed like another lifetime. But Father did not respect it. Would not have his daughter become consort to a monster, something wild, something beyond manâs control.
Then⊠then what? Something was rent, torn asunder. An unholy bargain made, and lives upended. The end goal was the destruction of the monster.
âWhat the fuck,â she managed to burst out as she lifted her head, looking up. The wolf was still there, staring down at her. An ordinary wolf could tear out a personâs throat. This one could easily bite her head off. His fur was the same color as the manâs hair had been, black with subtle shifts to deep brown or gray when the light hit him.
The wolf stared at her with dark gold eyes. She swallowed thickly before taking a deep breath, trying to convince herself she was seeing things. Her father had medicated her for years, yes. She suffered from anxiety, among other things.
But anxiety didnât spawn especially vivid dreams that she now realized felt more like memories, did it?
âYou! Tell me whatâs going on!â she demanded, her eyes snapping open. The wolf took a step closer, tilting his head. She sat back on her heels before reaching out with a hand. She heard her fatherâs voice telling her to get away, but she steeled herself.
He took several more steps before lowering his snout so that her hand rested on his cheek, just above the corner of his mouth, almost like he was a friendly pet dog.
Carmine became uncomfortably aware of how easily he could kill her, being so close like this. But he touched his nose to her shoulder, letting out a short whine. Her hand slid down to the thick ruff of fur around his throat, surprised at how soft it felt.
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I've been a Dune fangirl since I was a teenager, but it's not something I talk much about, although I've done a bit of fanfiction on it. I got into Dune in the early aughts when I watched the Syfy Dune miniseries and started reading the books after. I watched the 1984 movie, and when Children of Dune was aired, I watched that as well. I've since then seen the 2020s Dune movies. I've read all of Frank Herbert's 6 Dune books and own the Dune Encyclopedia. Can't say I think much of what Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson have done to "add" to the world of Dune, but that's not relevant here aside from one point I will bring up later. Spoiler warnings ahead for the books and films.
This post/entry is about one of my favorite characters, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. No, I don't condone the shitty things he's done, but I do find him an interesting character nonetheless. I really disliked the 1984 version of him, but liked the 2000s and 2020s versions of him for all their differences.
Much is made of what the Spice does for mental abilities. The Bene Gesserit, the Mentats, the Spacing Guild, the Fremen, as well as various individuals, consume Spice to enhance their mental abilities. It allowed humans to use their brains beyond what they had been used to, so that humans didn't have to be dependent on AI (feels so prophetic now, lol), but for all his ruthlessness and evilness and his gasp, homosexuality (which was presented in a really gross way in the 1984 film) not a lot of attention is paid to other aspects of the Baron other than OMG HE'S A FATASS. Heâs so god damn fucking fat he canât walk anymore and has to move around with ant-gravity technology. So much hubris. Fuck, instead of using the Spice for his own mind, the Baron has a twisted Mentat to help him with his planning.
But when you look more into it, it seems that the Baron is really able to enjoy his life despite his morbid obesity. His lifespan is given to be 83 years (10,110-10,193 AG). In real life, the Baron would be dead because the human body can only handle so much obesity, especially as one ages, so most morbidly obese people die in their 40s to 60s. (Physics and gravity are the ultimate shitlords) When you look at very old people, very few are overweight. Not to mention the health problems that come on in middle age, gets very much exacerbated by obesity. But here the Baron is, in his 80s, enjoying the high life. It is said that the Spice extends life and expands consciousness. We put more attention on the latter than the former (understandably so) while there's a very obvious testament to the physical benefits of the Spice right in front of us. Without the Spice, I imagine the Baron's cholesterol levels would be through the roof, and that other vitals such as blood pressure would also be pretty fucked. Type 2 diabetes, wear and tear to joints, circulation issues, and an age-related list of health issues go on, not to mention sexual functions.
Aside from the weirdness of the 1984 Dune, the Baron in that and the 2000s series looks like he's enjoying his life; heâs able to sink into various indulgences, including pretty young men brought to him. The 2020s version is more somber, but this one has anti-gravity tech embedded into his body, which I thought was a pretty neat idea. They do show that he still indulges in slaves by showing a couple of worn-out/used-up slaves in the corner of his room. Between the Spice and anti-gravity technology, the Baron would be suffering little or no consequences for his choices. He's all like, fuck it, I can indulge myself because I have the technology and the magic drugs, so I will. He's a ruthless man who also likes having a good time, and after all, even evil overlords need breaks, and the Baron really likes them and sees no reason to deny himself. I can kinda respect that, even though it's not a lifestyle I'd choose for myself or encourage.
As fans of the story beyond the first Dune know, the Baron doesnât fuck off just because he dies. However, thinking about how Other Memory works brought me to an interesting question. Just how much of the Baronâs memory did Alia have? Assuming that Other Memory isnât transferred, the only way to have an OM of an ancestor is through their genetic memory, which presumably ends at birth, once the child is separated from the mother (if not conception?) In a male ancestorâs case, the genetic memory that is available would end at conception. Therefore, the Baronâs descendants would only have his genetic memory up to Jessicaâs conception.
I presume that a lot of Other Memory is limited that way, i.e., the ancestors that existed before the Bene Gesserit was founded, and OM could be passed on would be limited that way. Considering how many women had children in their teens and twenties, the value of the memories would vary based on the education and experiences theyâd had up to that point. After the BG was founded, a mother would need to update her daughterâs memory if she gained valuable information after the daughter was born, or pass on OM to other BG members.
So it makes me curious that a Baron who is about 43 years old (at Jessicaâs conception) was able to take control of Alia. What would it have been like if Alia had been possessed by the oldest/long-lived version of the Baron? Would she be more cruel?
The Baron does not manifest himself until after Chani dies and Paul goes into the desert, leaving Alia to handle the welfare of the twins AND the running of the Empire, at the tender age of 17 or 18. Itâs not hard to see how a preborn, already susceptible to OM, could find herself influenced by a man (or memory) who was a strong personality with experience in ruling, as well as offering her the relief of keeping other voices at bay.
Sadly, years ago, I read the hack job that Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson wrote â Hunters and Sandworms of Dune (more like Grunters and Sadworms, amirite) because I just wanted to know what happened in Dune 7, but it was clear that these two just ignored whatever was in Frank Herbertâs notes, considering the retcons and shit they did. Having Alia be part of Baron Harkonnenâs gholaâs Other Memory made no fucking sense. Itâs impossible because thereâs literally and technically no way for OM to work in reverse, and this bulllshit added NOTHING to the plot, not that Hunters/Sadworms had a good plot to begin with.
Anyway, thanks for listening to my TED talk, it was fun to sperg about Dune and a couple of its characters for a bit. Have a lovely day!
Below are various screenshots (one for each movie Baron) and a few of my favorite Baron artworks.
I'm bursting in here with fresh art and... be careful... I have a fixation on JCA!! đ„đ„đ„
Overall, I really liked the soulful opinion of @auntielurry about a red-haired character from there, and I just can't say anything more. RED-HAIRED INSPIRATIONS, LET'S GO!!!
I even made a post on such a day. Happy holiday đđžđ·đș
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